#and so will his lieutenant—
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sitting at the bar with your bestie and jokingly saying, "i wish that was me," when she spews about how her man made her come so many times the other night they almost hit double digits. you doubt anyone is paying attention to the two of you gossiping and giggling like fools, and you share that you haven't been laid in a while.
"it's been eight months, actually." you pout, slapping her arm when she gawks and splutters something about finding you someone to shag in the back alley right away.
if only you noticed the guy with the fuckass mohawk sitting on the other side of you, intently eavesdropping on your personal conversation. he likes your friend's idea; surely you'll let him pull a few orgasms out of you outside before he fingerbangs you in the car on the way home and finally finishes you in his bed.
ten's a big number to aim for, but johnny's nothing if not utterly determined to ruin the pretty girl who's had him rock hard since she walked in.
#keeping this strictly johnny shouldn't be this hard#'already tired hen? we're just getting started' when you attempt to escape after your fifth o#you wanted ten no? or were you thinking higher? he's happy to indulge either way#and so will his lieutenant—#(gunshots)#soap#john soap mctavish x reader#john mactavish x reader#rainwrites 𐙚
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forcing your presence onto simon late at night because insomnia and a cup of tea always helps, or so they say, but you were taught better than to not offer others some but now the steaming cup is just sitting on the table to cool while you carefully sip on yours.
he doesn't look at it, you, nothing. keeps his eyes fixed on whatever he's doing, maybe cleaning his gun or something. fine. what matters is that you did your part.
and it eventually becomes routine. every night, like clockwork, he's darkening a corner in the coffee room and you've got a kettle warming. and every night, he ignores everything in his peripheral.
until he doesn't. it starts slow. you're already headed for the door, hand covering your yawn when he picks up the mug and takes a sniff. then, it's the tiniest sip, as if it's got teeth. come morning, the mug you used and his are clean, drying on a dish mat.
the following night, he waits for you to put it on the table before grabbing it. "you've a shit hand," he mutters. "left to steep too long. more bitter than the cigars price smokes."
okay. bastard. the next pot is too bland. calls it dog water. but he drinks all of it just the same. little to no sugar, splash of milk. the stare he leveled your way when he added milk could've destroyed the block.
"secrets safe with me, lieutenant. swear it."
unless he's tearing your ego into tatters with his scathing tea critique, he says nothing else. listens well enough, though. maybe. his eyes look blank most of the time. but he lets you ramble without interruption about nonsensical stuff; your day, your job, soap being the usual nuisance.
it's nice.
and then you fall ill. nothing water and cocooning yourself with your bedsheets for a day or three can't fix.
but then there's a very violent knocking on your door, hard enough to rattle it in its hinges, flaring the already painful throbbing that sits behind your eyes. no matter how hard you try to tell them to piss off, they don't.
"open the door."
now you've got a 6'2+ man barreling into your bedroom, turning his unnerving gaze your way. his eyes flick to your runny nose, chapped lips and wrinkled sleeping clothes.
"you're sick." brilliant observation. truly a man worth his sniper position.
"yes. i'm quite-" your words come to settle behind your clenched teeth as you watch him dig into his front pockets and pull out crinkled tea bags. and open your cabinets because now you're the visitor and he the (g)host.
you'd rather drink battery acid than another one of his brews. it made your eyes prick with tears, burned as it went down, warmed your chest. it was lukewarm when you drank it.
(he clears up a space on your foot table, and by clear up i mean use an arm to shove everything off the edge so he can continue to clean his weapons. has your couch always been that small?)
#he still doesn't talk#just listens to you mouth breath#what puts you to sleep that night is the constant clicking of metal against your wooden table#the next night it's his tongue#SORRY HAD TO SAY IT#ITS PURELY FACT#also mr. lieutenant sir can you let me sleep i am so tired and not everyone has incredible stamina like you do#simon ghost riley x reader#simon ghost riley
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Even though he (luckily!!) didn’t lose the eye, I think he probably had to wear an eyepatch for at least some time.
#bbc ghosts#lieutenant havers#major havers#peter sandys clarke#apparently Laurence Rickard wanted Havers to have an eyepatch#I’m a sucker for eyepatches#so I had to make it happen!#he‘d look dead hot with one#but of course I’m glad baby still has both his gorgeous eyes
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So there’s this guy…. *twirls hair*
#my art#legend of korra#tlok#amon#lieutenant#I love him so much he deserves better#a small glimpse into lieutenant’s twisted mind#his ahh is not paying attention#just like me fr#lieumon#their ship name is cute I pronounce it as lemon in my head
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The Measure of a Man (Reprise)
“I aspire to be better than I am.”
A massive character study edit on Data Soong. An edit I’ve been working on since I started TNG last year.
#all he wanted was to taste his dessert#be a father and help people#also had to lower this to like 420p to get it to post here#and YouTube is being annoying af on uploading so for now it’ll live here ig#star trek edit#star trek#character study#jean luc picard#captain picard#data soong#star trek data#beverly crusher#doctor crusher#counselor troi#lal soong#deanna troi#william riker#geordi la forge#tasha yar#lieutenant worf#worf son of mogh#star trek the next generation#star trek tng#lore soong#b4 soong
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Simon Riley, Ghost
#can't get over that first shot#my man 🖤#simon ghost riley#simon riley#lieutenant#ghost#call of duty#modern warfare iii#modern warfare 3#cod mw3#sadge most scenes are so dark they didn't bother(had no time🤭) to detail his eyes(area) more..
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Peter Falk as Columbo save me
#columbo#lieutenant columbo#columbo posting#dibbs’ doodles#im so proud of that last one#dont look at it too long i might find flaws in it later#hooray i finished that monthly columbo drawing challenge i made for myself!#not gonna post some of them cause the early ones are ROUGH#hopefully I’ve grasped his likeness a little more now cause i wanna draw him more#both as sketches dumb little doodles and finished pieces#i swear i can draw you just cant be looking
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Alright, lemme get this straight.
We got the gleeful psychopath:
Monotone psychopath:
Sadistic psychopath:
And Megatron:
No really, it does.
#it's why he's always been in charge for so long#'cause he's actually the nice one#meanwhile his lieutenants:#smdh#megatron#starscream#soundwave#shockwave#tf skybound#skybound spoilers#energon universe#no i'm not megs' lawyer#he's still pretty evil ok#he took out brawn again and threatened laserbeak in that one g1 episode#bad megs very bad#decepticon high command#decepticons#transformers#maccadams#man his return is gonna be wild#also this is just me joking around#I ain’t a psych expert
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listen i don't think edward little was actually a bad first lieutenant. when we see him in the first episode he's calm and confident. he does not say much but he's amiable enough. crozier likes him, and i don't think crozier would like anyone he doesn't think capable in some way. generally he's dependable and knows what he's doing. however unfortunately for edward he has these qualities because he has a major case of eldest daughter syndrome, which means he both wants to please his mum (crozier) and has an overdeveloped sense of responsibility for his younger siblings (crew), so when they get stuck in the ice and crozier starts going (more) alcoholic, he enables his mum bc he doesn't want to disappoint her even if he doesn't agree with her, and he has to pick up the tasks and care for his siblings she's not doing, but he can't let his siblings know about their mum's situation because they'll get worried and restless. and like a true eldest daughter he has to bear the brunt of mummy's anger for being a disappointment but he also doesn't want to seek refuge with the man she divorced (fitzjames) because that feels like a betrayal. also while this is going on there is a giant bear who hunts his siblings for sport so they're dying left and right and also a changeling master manipulator who's making his siblings mad at their mum and who wants to fuck said mum before eating her like some sort of praying mantis. anyway i think i would start being miserable and anxious too.
#joke post but i do feel like the whole 'edward little's bad lieutenanting' goes a little overboard sometimes#he's always in the worst position ever for a man whose sense of duty to captain and crew is at the core of his being#generally everything he does he does bc he thinks it's for the good of the crew.#but the crew is 24/7 in mortal peril so he's anxious 24/7 as well#under normal circumstances he'd know what to do. but these aren't normal 1st lieutenant circumstances. he's not equipped for it#and anyway i do need to point out. that edward is anxious abt everything and he makes wrong choices sometimes even with good intentions#but the first thing crozier did when he got miserable and anxious was stop trying and instead hope to drink himself to death. so. you know.#edward little#the terror#jopson is the favoured younger sibling in this scenario btw#inb4 someone comes into the tags like 'wouldn't jfj be the mum' not in this metaphor
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Making Heads Turn 🫨
Jason had become a father to a little baby boy, taking him in when he found the poor thing on the streets, in a cardboard box, wrapped in a space themed blanket.
While the obstacles a new parent goes through is tough. He knows it's worth it to have Danny, his baby, his son in his life. He doesn't regret adopting him.
Danny is now at the stage of his little life that he babbles and giggles, Jason always had fun having a conversation with his baby. Although Jason's sure that his hair is getting whiter with the chaos Danny brings now ever since Danny's baby brain realized that he can CRAWL to PLACES >:D
However this new development... is a little strange.
Whenever Jason puts Danny down in his crib to make dinner or any other important errand. Danny will begin to babble to the air, as if his little tyke is trying to talk to someone, making grabbing hands and scooching over to grab someone's attention.
It sent a slight shiver down his spine...
Ever since he made his introduction to Gotham as Red Hood, for the first time to those gang leaders with the bang of the AK-47. Taking over the Gotham underworld by storm with anger and precision.
He always felt a chill down his spine... When he was alone, yet... the Pit Madness flared everytime, making him feel enraged and paranoid. As if he was just waiting for a fight... for a confrontation...
Being alone in his apartment, having nightmares, more like repressed memories of what he had done... Lots of things, but for some reason—his mind... keeps going back to the moment he threw that duffel bag at the table infront of the gang leaders that night... the night he went after the lieutenants, taking their heads.
He doesn't know why.
But ever since the precious cargo that was his baby Danny, arrived in his life. That all went away as he took care, fed, and loved his baby boy.
Jason never had an episode with Danny; he couldn't bare the thought of hurting the child.
Jason was even having less episodes when he was with the Bats!
The chills; however, Jason still feels them occasionally... but they would always disappear the moment Danny would demand attention or to nap.
And instead he would feel something else hang over his baby everytime Danny slept peacefully...
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Second ever DPxDC prompt that I've ALSO been getting brainrot over ❤️ I'm having fun 😄
Basically this prompt idea is Jason adopting a baby Danny, while seemingly unaware that he's being haunted/watched by the people's he's killed to become a crime lord. More specifically, being haunted by the heads/headless ghosts of the lieutenants Jason killed as Red Hood.
While Jason can't seem to see them, he can feel 'chills' from them. Danny, however, CAN see them mostly because I based this on that thing where babies/toddlers can see spirits in those typical YouTube videos that list ToP 5 ScArY gHOstZ VidEOz!1!1
Whatever happened though, this causes the ghosts to instead focus more on Danny than on Jason.
How much will Jason freak the fuck out when he finds out? Who knows ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Although Danny is absolutely having fun here ^^
Anyways, I might add extra stuff soon to this!
#Learned that in Batman: Death in the Family: Jason apparently blocked the memories of him killing people + the whole duffel bag incident#I think Jason should be haunted by his past actions aka floating heads or headless ghosts as a treat :)#He's been haunted by the lieutenants ever since he killed them and much like him they also wanted revenge#Add in that trope ive seen that ghosts in Gotham arent visible due to lack of Pure Ectoplasm#+ Jason's Pit Madness being corrupted ecto aka Lazarus waters + fucked up revenent/core = bad times for Jason AND the lieutenants#How is Danny baby? Why is Danny baby? how did he get there??? the world may never know (Me)#he is just baby#that Jason loves with all his heart ever since Jason doesnt even notice how much has changed at first because Fatherhood is stressful 🫠#yes I'm weak for baby Danny + dad Jason prompts no im not over them#i have so much brainrot its unreal yes I got more to add ❤️#Danny has pure ectoplasm radiating but its still very little cuz he's baby#but its enough for ghosts to sense so cue freakout when the lieutenants notice that the baby is staring STRAIGHT AT THEM#dc x dp#dp x dc#dp x dc prompt#dp x dc crossover#danny phantom#batpham#batman#jason todd#crossover#dadhood
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Blood? Birthmark? Game art style? You decide.
#yesandpeeps#disco elysium#disco elysium fanart#kim kitsuragi#kim kitsuragi fanart#lieutenant kim kitsuragi#cw blood#tw blood#blood#made his glasses too big but whateverrr it’s all on one layer and I’m not messing with it#also the instinct to make everything so Pink and Blushed once again consumed me
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hahagh wow detective show drawings
#SCREAMIGNRG!!!!!!!!!!!!#columbo#lieutenant columbo#adrian carsini#any old port in a storm#birbwelldraws#puts the lieutenant in my pocket#ive. started properly watching the episodes in order#ive been so so so normal all day.#also do you know how hard it is to draw carsini in a style that isnt Realistic#looks at ten million donald pleasence images#him and his jawless swag <3
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despite how tragic and heartbreaking the Captain's death was, at least he died while being comforted by the love of his life, with his hands held by him, almost confessing his love to him and receiving acknowledgement of that love. the Captain died knowing that the man he loved knew about his love. the Captain's last words were the name of the love of his life, and the last thing the Captain heard before dying was his own name coming from the lips of the man he loved. death is all it took for the Captain to finally find love, both from the man he loved in life, and from the family he found in death
#bbc ghosts#bbc ghosts spoilers#ghosts spoilers#the captain bbc ghosts#the fact that he finally opened about his own death right after pat said he didn't get to die surrounded by the people he loved!#the captain's death was so unfair and harrowing but also beautiful and comforting in a way#if only he had been born in a different time#but at least in death he's growing and he's free and more comfortable and he's loved#lieutenant havers#capvers#captain x havers
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(part two here!)
#i wanted roy whump#so i drew roy whump 😈#the way riza smacks his forehead 💀#my art#fullmetal alchemist#royai#roy mustang#riza hawkeye#fanart#fmab#fma#fmab riza#fmab roy#colonel mustang#lieutenant hawkeye#fullmetal alchemist brotherhood#fma royai#royai fanart#roy mustang whump#whump#whump art#comic#illustration#art#fma fanart#fmab fanart#roy x riza#digital art#jean havoc#team mustang
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Little Headcanon About Battinson Solving Cold Cases :)
#hello yes I saw this in a vision#after Gordon figures out Bruce’s identity#gordon tries to get the attention-starved billionaire off his back by just shoving all their cold cases at him#only to realize that it is Bruce’s favorite enrichment#Bruce: so what else do you have :) Gordon: oh uhh that was all Bruce: oh come on >:(#Bruce: Alfred they don’t have any more cold cases :( Alfred: darn guess you’ll just have to do your job for once then#battinson#bruce wayne#jim gordon#batman#the batman 2022#batman 2022#the batman#battinson needs a hug#dc universe#gotham#soft bruce wayne#lieutenant Gordon
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Ghost: Do you ever feel like a touch can hurt?
Soap: Of course it can. Sometimes it burns, sometimes it pulls out more than you can give. But sometimes a touch can lay softly on your skin and embrace you in a warmth that isn't comparable to anything else.
Ghost reaching out: I hope my touch will never pain you.
Soap leaning into Ghost's hand: How could it ever hurt? All you give me is love, Lt. And I will give it back to you a hundred times more until I die.
#i am so soft for them#imagine they have serious conversations and johnny reassures ghost that he is enough#and that he isn't doing anything wrong#johnny tries to heal ghost the same he gets healed by his lieutenant#call of duty#soapghost#ghost simon riley#cod#soap mctavish#ghost x soap#ghostsoap#cod mw2#simon riley#simon ghost riley#johnny soap mactavish#mw2
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