#hermione granger percy weasley draco malfoy

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~ "Harry Potter and The Philosopher's Stone" ~

[tomtepixiedust]

I'm on a hp roll and my brain rolled out another idea filled with suffering, anger and exhaustion. And crazy German hags that are terrifying but also having a good time.

The others - as in the captured - ain't having a good time.

The summer after an exhausting and exciting end of first year was supposed to be the time of rest and happiness.

Relax, do some casual reading and enjoy another culture.

Or fly around and join the many parties of high society (read: spending time with friends).

Maybe reconvene and read. Repeat and prepare for the workload of the 6th year.

All in all two months without school. A normal time of rest and---

They all were supposed to be anywhere but here (a bedroom, a ballroom, a hotel room), not stuck in the middle of nowhere with only tall trees around.

Each on their own, alone.

Only cackles, whispers around. A cool breeze, the roots like veins pulsting.

The only thing on their mind: get back home

Basically, each one got by accident (or not though they were not specifically targeted) teleported by a nasty trick portkey into the middle of Schwarzwald where a bunch of hags decided to pool more blood for their annual ritual. However, instead of the usual bout of the locals or tourists, some keen dark mage decided to broaden their horizons and get new blood from other countries.

Keep in mind, ya little ones, blood is blood, all that's important is if it's potent.

The hags care only for potency, not where the blood came from, pure or dirty, what stupidity, whether it's old blood or fresh blood.

Poor Draco and his big mouth of great heritage that gets him into a cage instead of his desired freedom. A hard learned lesson, dark mages care for their own obsessions, not always for the same as yours, boy.

May he loose an arm or maybe a leg, who knows, likely the hag.

Well, all three end up in the same place.

With Hermione's bout of courage to whack them with a pan, Percy's protectiveness to get them out as quick as apparating but with legs and Draco's cunning lying to distract the hags, they manage to get out.

Only to end up near the confines of one bastard Gellert Grindelwald.

Anyway, dark rituals ain't only Tom Riddle's special little interest, the world's huge and rich in many cultures.

The many wards, the twisted forests do wonders on freshly acquired trauma in an absolutely negative way.

So what happend is, these three ended up caught in a trafficking ring of a few really nasty dark mages who've been on the watch list of many Wizardry Ministries across Europe at least.

Anyway - by luck, they escape to Egypt (and not really rescued by Bill, poor guy just got a layer of trauma seeing his lil brother falling into cursed quicksand that turns out to be a portal) and get separated. They bounce back and forth between countries.

Meanwhile, the Malfoy's are staging one international intervention after another to get these bastards which makes for a hilarious turnaround as the infamous Lucius Malfoy starts frothing and is after the heads of a few rather nasty dark wizards.

Even more so with the added effort of the Weasley's.

On the non magical side the Granger's went straight to the police and put out a missed poster for their daughter, anxiously ripping into each of their own network to get a clue. At some point they get an update from the wizard police who also check on the non magical side's police (visited country as of yet undecided).

After many anxious weeks the three (and other kidnapped) get back on English soil. Maybe not whole (thanks to a few sacrificing rituals Draco's without a leg), very much traumatized but back.

Their next year is marked with an absence for the first semester because of their stay in St. Mungo's and a quiet comeback for the second one, just in time to smell out the blood of one nasty fucker.

Hermione's head is ready to burst with keeping up with her parents who are confused and scared of the magic world and for her safety but not getting an education is also not an option and other schools require moving which honestly ain't cheap. So she sits tight with headaches in St Mungo's with a somewhat working floo connection so her parents can drop by. Then the school starts, the connection is still working for floo calls just not as frequently as in St Mungo's. But she sits tight, reads as if waiting for who know what. Till Harry and Ron start asking questions and yeah any distraction's welcome (denial is the first stage)

Also because Draco had some really useful blood for rituals, he's now very much keen on burning all dark magic stuff to the ground. (Acceptance comes easy in the shape of utter hatred - this shit cost his leg, his Father ain't gonna stop hearing about it for a while, Narcissa is just glad he's alive and breathing (hopefully not ending up like her sister))

Percy sees the traumatised younglings and starts a crusade of being the most overbearing in charge sergeant on them cause sometimes you latch onto a personality to survive shit and then get attached to these little shits and his head would like to take a break.

It's a mess of tired kids being kids and exhausted adults adulting.

At some point the exhaustion clings to the bones of everyone and everything.

Oh and the basilisk actually gets out into the sunlight.

[wizardemotions]

the question came to mind of "in your ship, how might the larger/stronger party pick up or carry the smaller one?" and these were the answers i came to

[rewritingcanon]

i’ve seen relationship therapists and psychologists analyse hermione and ron’s relationship and conclude that they wouldn’t work out in the long run. they’ve argued for hermione to be with harry, krum, even DRACO (don’t understand how a counsellor can vow for canon dramione but alright) as an alternative partner for hermione since ron is “too insecure” to be with her and match her intelligent prowess or what have you.

i seriously don’t understand this sentiment. ron and hermione genuinely seem (almost) perfect to me, maybe not in the movies (a common denominator of people who don’t like romione is that they always cite evidence from the movies, since the films took a lot away from ron’s character and his growth), but definitely in the books.

looking at ron’s insecurities, a lot of people dredge his inferiority complex up to toxic masculinity primarily, when it was more explored how it was an effect of his home life (not gonna argue toxic masculinity wasn’t a factor, they’re teenagers in the 90s written by a pretty misogynistic woman so…). he was the youngest son out of how many children? all of his older brothers were brilliant in some way. bill was an extremely gifted spellcaster, charlie was gifted with magical beasts, percy’s academic score was unmatched, and fred and george (despite their trouble) were entrepreneurial inventor-geniuses. ron, on the other hand, was quite literally born a disappointment to his mother, who conceived him specifically because she wanted a daughter, whilst ginny was born her favourite (though, even then, ginny was gifted at quidditch). ron was mediocre in every sense of the word, and his two best friends were harry (one of the most famous wizards) and hermione (the smartest witch of her age yada yada). and i’ve seen people argue that harry was more welcomed by molly into the weasley household than ron ever was. this isn’t even mentioning the amount of bullshit he copped for being poor (people always downplay the blow to confidence being in poverty can have on a person who is constantly surrounded by people who not only have more, but look down on him for simply being unlucky as to not have what they do).

so yeah, ron was an envious kid, but he was that way not because he was an evil patriarchal conception but because he was lowkey neglected. and even then he was overall an extremely devoted and loyal friend to both harry and hermione, because he did genuinely love them.

there were many moments of ron standing up for hermione that was cut from the films, not as a guy who was romantically interested in her, but as a friend. ron arguing with snape for making hermione cry is one of my fav scenes in the books ru kidding me, and in the movies he AGREED with snape RU KIDDING ME. not to mention how ron was a sobbing violent mess when hermione was getting tortured in the last book, whereas he wasn’t nearly as bothered in the films. and the films cut out harry being a dick to ron about his familial concerns (in dh), so when ron left it seemed like a random dickish move over his jealousy towards harry and hermione’s relationship.

there’s also a million moments where they minimised ron’s usefulness in the books for comedic purposes (forbidden forest with aragog, troll scene, devils snare scene) so ron seems dumber than he is. like, he’s actually smart and a really good spellcaster…. in the books.

so simply by stating this most of the arguments against romione become void. “he’s too stupid/weak for her” simply not true. “he’s a terrible friend who doesn’t stand up for her” also not true. “he’s too insecure to have made a move on her,” yes, but given the context i don’t think people would freak on about ron’s upbringing, i think many would be more understanding, especially considering his growth. even if he wasn’t insecure, hermione is beyond incredible and is bound to make anyone nervous when pursuing her (not an excuse for ron to act like a dick, but it does explain a lot where the movies don’t). “they argue too much” they bump heads, none of the arguments they have are actually super damning, with the exception of ron leaving in deathly hallows.

maybe i’ve covered everything (excluding the abhorrent amount of classism that clouds people’s judgments around how they view ron when harping about how hermione deserves better? hopefully).

now, i know people won’t like me mentioning the cursed child, but i’m going to considering we actually get an insight of their life as a longterm married couple there. a lot of ron stans hated how ron was the only character that wasn’t doing something incredible. harry was head of the aurors, ginny was a famous quidditch player retired to a famous journalist, neville was a hogwarts professor, hermione was quite literally minister on magic. and ron…. ran the joke shop with george.

and i think this was almost the perfect route to go down for ron. because he was average, and was perfectly fine with just being average. hello?? that speaks leagues of growth for his character. he’s supportive of hermione’s work, he grounds her when she gets too caught up in being the literal president of wizarding society, and he still viciously defends her, minister or not. in fact, he’s proud to simply be known as hermione’s husband because he doesn’t feel the need to prove to anyone else his worth. the people he loves most know his worth, hermione never downplays or underestimates him, they are complete equals in the relationship in every single way that matters. they kept ron’s best qualities whilst making him seem more of a healed person. they work so well as a married couple without it seeming like mischaracterisation (not to mention the cursed child literally shows how those two are in love in every reality, so there quite literally can’t be a better partner for hermione or ron according to canon).

so i really don’t understand how professional relationship counsellors can go online and denounce it. probs because they only watched the movies, but it’s 2023 and ron stans should not STILL be fighting for their lives trying to defend him from people who simply don’t consume media with as much depth (which is fine, but one should clarify if they’re talking about the movies because i’ve seen people state they’re talking about the hp BOOKS when it’s simply just…. the films). anyways. romione on top, thanks to coming to my ted talk.

[aprilgir1]

Ron Weasley my sweet bbg

I was rewatching the movies and I realized how much I've missed him. I love him so much he's literally me like I AM HIM HIM IS ME WE ARE ONE nobody understands him like I do! I love him so much that it makes me want to cry (and please don't look at the ears Im so bad at drawing ears 😞)

[diaryofemily]

Harry Potter Universe

[elysiawynters]

simply not enough percy weasley fan fiction out there.

[amethyistheart]

To think that during the final battle, every weasley's spoon would be pointed towards mortal peril and Fred's would be the first one that comes back home

[hockstetters-overbite]

Non IT related post

Look at them

I ❤️ ron weasley

[postsbycass]

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* How Harry Potter Characters Would Type 1/? ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*

Percy Weasley: Percy would be quite posh when it comes to texting. Proper grammar, correct spelling, pristine punctuation. Of course, figuring out the muggle technology took some effort, but he eventually mastered it.

Oliver Wood: ALL CAPS AND HE DOESNT KNOW HOW TO TURN IT OFF OR SWITCH FROM THE ALPHABETICAL TO NUMERICAL KEYBOARD SO HE TEXTS LIKE THIS

(much to the dismay of the quidditch group chat…)

Marcus Flint: Doesn’t text unless he absolutely has to. He either 1. Sends intense, angry voice messages to the Quidditch Groupchat or 2. Leaves everyone on read.

Hermione Granger: Hermione had no issue with learning how to type, of course—she’s muggleborn! That being said, she taught the rest of the Golden Trio to text as well. She has a similar texting style to Percy, though can certainly type in all caps or use exclamation points for emphasis (Ex: when she has to get something through Ron’s ‘thick skull!’.)

Harry Potter: Simple, direct. He definitely doesn’t go out of his way to be poetic or anything, but he isn’t exactly stiff…unlike someone.

Ron Weasley: Ron can be…quite stiff and (admittedly) bloody awkward. A bit self depricating as well, really…He tends to ramble on and on and on, texts laced with little bits of humor and, of course, complaints. Thats a given. Even in situations where he NEEDS to be professional and effienct, he usually overcompensates with excessive words/ formality.

Dumbledore: Texts…like this…as all older individuals do…it’s quite unsettling for the professors groupchat…he also throws in a whimsical emoji every now and then, like a 🦄 or a 💫….which is even more strange and unsettling…

Severus Snape: Very blunt. Few words. Never sends a message without proper pinctuation. Sees it as a crime.

Lavender Brown: Lots of emojis! Far more approachable than most, and absolutely LOVES to use the cute little emoticons :) 🩷 But, when she gets super passionate or excited, her texts are 100% unreadable 🥲

Draco Malfoy: At first, he downright REFUSED to text. THE DRACO MALFOY was NOT going to be seen using *muggle* technology. But, once everyone else started doing it? Well, he didn’t have much a choice, did he…? His casual texts are filled with the typical, haughty snark he is known for—and even while being friendly, he’d be incredibly over the top and passive aggressive. (He also starts ungodly amounts of Twitter Drama, but thats a whole other post..)

·:*¨༺ ♱✮♱ ༻¨*:· ·:*¨༺ ♱✮♱ ༻¨*:·

I’m definitely going to make this a series of posts—but for now, thats it 😭😭

[wtchingpotter]

— Introduction !

masterlist !

name ↬ sara

interests ↬ art. reading. writing. music. history. english. men.

aesthetic ↬ iced coffee. white. pink. lace. lip gloss. brunette. vanilla scented perfume. cake. gold jewelry. small letters. blogs. photos. girl’s girl. girly girl. pretty things.

fandoms ↬ harry potter. percy jackson. maze runner.

youtubers ↬ sturniolo triplets. kalogeras sisters. Kai cenat. beta squad. niko omilana. aj shabeel. sharky. sam and colby.

music ↬ laufey. mitski. beabadoobee. lana del rey. melanie martinez. tyler, the creator.

Music quotes !ೀꨄ

“ Are we still friends? ” Tyler, The Creator

“ Do I look like him? “ Tyler, The Creator

“ Thank you for the love, thank you for the joy. But I don’t ever wanna fall in love again (again) “ Tyler, The Creator

“ I’m a fucking unicom and fuck anybody who say I’m not. “ Tyler, The Creator

“ My heart beats triple times when I see you “ Tyler, The Creator

“ Don’t call me selfish I ain’t sharin’

This 60/40 isn’t working. I want a hundred of your time, your mine. “ Tyler, The Creator

“ Can I get a kiss? And can you make it last forever? “ Tyler, The Creator

“ I can only see your face when I close my eyes. “ Tyler, The Creator

“ No one will love you if your unattractive “ Melanie Martinez

“ If you can’t handle a heart like mine

Don’t waste your time on me “ Melanie Martinez

“ Everyone thinks that we’re perfect

Please don’t let them look through the curtains “ Melanie Martinez

“ yeah my boyfriend’s pretty cool, but he’s not as cool as me “ lana del rey

“ cause’ when you know you know “ lana del rey

“ They mistook my kindness for weakness “ lana del rey

[once-upon-an-animation]

So I just finished reading Harry Potter for the very first time as an adult (pirated, of course, because screw JK Rowling). And uhh, I have some thoughts!

- I can definitely see how/why people fell in love with this series as children. So many different and interesting characters, Hogwarts seems like such a fun and interesting school, and the magic is essentially limitless, with so many different spell types, branches of magic, magical items, magical creatures, magical environments, so on and so forth. Had I read this series as a child, I could easily see myself becoming obsessed as well.

- I was actually pleasantly surprised with the diversity in these novels? For how discriminatory JK Rowling has demonstrated herself to be, and how long ago these books were written, there was actually quite a few characters of color and characters from foreign countries in there. Now, of course most of these characters were relegated as side characters, and some of their depictions seem kind of…questionable, but yeah, a pleasant surprise.

- I was a Percy Jackson kid growing up, and I’ve commonly seen accusations of Percy Jackson being a HP ripoff. Having read the HP books now in full, I don’t agree with that accusation, but I can kind of see why those comparisons were made. Some of the details in PJO feel eerily similar to certain details HP (alarm bells literally went off in my head when Harry received an invisibility cloak) and Rick also admitted on an FAQ on his blog that he wanted to replicate the likability of HP, so he took inspiration for certain elements from HP. Do with that what you will, I guess 🤷🏾‍♀️

- Continuing with the PJO/HP comparison, I do feel like the worldbuilding in PJO, while smaller, is a lot more solid than HP. I also feel like the child characters in PJO are more likable and relatable. However, there are some things that I think HP does better than PJO. For starters, I think HP does a far superior job of exploring emotions, and handling the emotional complexity and fallout of certain events, especially on the part of the protagonist. Rick’s decision to focus on constant action was a bit of a detriment to Percy’s character, as Percy’s emotional reactions to major events tended to be glossed over and/or made very brief. I’ll never forget in BoTL after the campers witnessed so many of their siblings and friends die in battle…and then everything just ‘went back to normal’, and their grief reactions were practically nonexistent. HP at least had wisdom to actually dwell on certain emotions and let them simmer for some time in the narrative. While I prefer Percy’s personality to Harry’s, I consider Harry to be a better written protagonist, because he actually gets to perform significant emotional reflection and introspection on the things that are happening around him. Harry’s emotions are presented in a far more complex and compelling manner, because of how layered and nuanced they are. I like that Harry had moments where he doubted his best friends. I like that Harry actually had changing love interests over time, and that his desires in a romantic partner evolved and became more mature over time. I like the Harry had a deeper emotional connection to the villain, a connection that he always had to grapple with the implications of. I like that each death was painful to Harry, and we actually got to hear him reflect on what each death meant to him for an extensive period of time. And oh, what a pleasant surprise it was to see Harry doubt Dumbledore in Deathly Hallows, to see Harry have such conflicted feelings about a character who had mostly been presented as being perfect and flawless up until this point. It was extremely sad, but it was very raw, and a far more realistic depiction of the messiness of teen emotions.

- Another thing that I think HP did better than PJO was the use of adult characters. I know that it’s a very intentional point for the demigods to feel neglected and abandoned by their godly parents and to have to suffer through the world alone, but at the same time, PJO makes weak use of both the gods and of mortal parents, and Chiron, as sweet as he is, isn’t exactly a complex character. Not only did HP strike a better balance between child-led adventures and parental involvement, but the adult characters presented to us are just miles more interesting and nuanced than any adult character presented to us in the original PJO series. The adults in HP had such intriguing backstories, secrets, and skeletons in their closets, all of which had a unique impact on the kids. And it’s not like having the adults present weakened the conflict, or downplayed the danger the kids were in.

- I’ve praised HP a lot, but there are some things about it that I also didn’t like. First of all, as a black woman, that slavery plotline with the house elves was absolutely insane to read, especially with the other students treating Hermione like she was nuts for wanting the house elves to gain freedom. On a related note, I also think the tense relationships between wizards and other creatures was underexplored in general. In Deathly Hallows, we clearly see that the discontent of these other creatures leads to some of them siding with Voldemort, but we’re never told what becomes of that or what becomes of the SPEW agenda after Voldemort dies. I’m assuming things didn’t just magically get better, did it?

- Another thing I definitely did not like is Romione being endgame. I am so sorry to the lovers of this ship, but Ron was so disrespectful towards Hermione throughout the series to an extent that I cannot, in good conscience, get on board with. I, for the life of me, cannot understand why Hermione is attracted to him or would want to spend the rest of her life with him, and she deserves so much better! In my world, she would have ended up with Krum or Neville, or just literally anyone else other than Ron.

- Harry and Ginny are more tolerable to me as an endgame couple, but I just wish that Ginny had a stronger presence in the story and/or more character development. Additionally, a small part of me feels like Harry had a stronger relationship with Luna than Ginny; Luna seemed to understand him even better. I almost feel like Harry and Luna would have made a stronger pair.

- As mentioned earlier, one aspect of HP that I had trouble with was worldbuilding. There are too many aspects of it to go over all my feelings in detail, but generally, I think that the books often fell prey to lots of lore-dumping (especially at the end of the novels when it was time to unveil the secrets and mysteries). I also think that because of how limitless the magic is, there were so many Deus-ex-machina moments that didn’t feel like they got the best set-up or foreshadowing. Along that same vein, I also feel like the magic is kind of ill-defined. Now, I understand that HP utilizes a very soft magic system in which the rules are pretty limited, but it’s hard to get a sense of where the magic starts and stops. As a result, if feels like the characters are so conveniently able to solve certain conflicts because a new magic object or concept can pop up whenever they need it.

I have a lot more thoughts than this, but this post is already long enough, and the rest of my thoughts are really just minor nitpicks. And again, please keep in mind that my first time reading this series was as an adult. I don’t have the same nostalgia or attachment for it that long-time fans would.

Anyhow, I’m off to watch the movies, and I’ll be continuing to read other childhood series that I never got a chance to enjoy. Next up: Artemis Fowl, and His Dark Materials!

[hp-soulmates-secret-santa]

WEASLEY WEDNESDAY

🥂Handprints on bathroom doors🥂 for EliseDonut SHIP: Percy Weasley/Marcus Flint RATING: Explicit LENGTH: 1,672 words TAGS: Fluff, Soulmates, Post-Hogwarts, Post-War, implied sex, Drinking, Alcohol, Handprints SUMMARY: Percy was partially annoyed that his first glimpse of colour in two years was on the bloody men’s bathroom door.

🥂Finally🥂 for maraudersaffair SHIP: Draco Malfoy/Rose Weasley RATING: Explicit LENGTH: 2,405 words TAGS: Age Difference, Cross-Generation Relationship, Oral Sex, Semi-Public Sex, Infidelity SUMMARY: Rose and Draco are in love yet Draco refuses to divorce Astoria. Rose decides it’s finally time to set an ultimatum.

🥂Life beyond knowing🥂 for @ultramarineorchid SHIP: Hermione Granger/Fred Weasley RATING: Teen and Up LENGTH: 1,464 words TAGS: Hermione Granger-centric, Soulmates, Alternate Universe - Soulmates, Light Angst, Coming of Age, Feelings Realization, Soulmate-Identifying Marks Kind Of SUMMARY: Hermione Granger knows that soulmates aren't real, no matter what the Weasleys say.

🥂it was truly obvious (how could you not have noticed)🥂for alyceofthetogas SHIP: Percy Weasley/Oliver Wood RATING: General Audiences LENGTH: 970 words TAGS: Harry Potter Epilogue What Epilogue | EWE, Quidditch, Quidditch Player Oliver Wood, The Burrow (Harry Potter), Interviews, Alternate Universe - Soulmates, Soulmate-Identifying Marks SUMMARY: An interview with Quidditch Star Oliver Wood doesn't end at all like anyone expected.

🥂Between Two Hearts🥂 for billowingangel SHIP: Hermione Granger/George Weasley, Hermione Granger/Fred Weasley RATING: Explicit LENGTH:  8,000 words TAGS: Explicit Sexual Content, Post-War, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, Recovery, Denial of Feelings, Percy Weasley Dies, Hurt/Comfort, Friends to Lovers, Endgame Hermione Granger/George Weasley, Implied/Referenced Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism SUMMARY: As much as Fred was his other half, Hermione was his soulmate. She was a piece of him that Fred would never understand. Their whole lives they’d shared everything. George could no longer afford to blur those lines. Hermione was his.

[rewritingcanon]

What would you say are your more controversial opinions about the hp characters?

ohhhh okayyy. i feel like my opinions on a lot of the characters aren’t controversial because i dont feel super strongly towards anyone in any negative light but here are some i could think of at the top of my head:

i’m glad the malfoys faced more extreme backlash after the second wizarding war. a lot of people in the fandom seem to be very sympathetic towards draco and scorpius for getting dogpiled with the brunt of it (which yeah, it sucks, especially for scorpius) but the prejudice makes complete make sense to me. if i was someone who didn’t know scorpius’ character, and had someone from my family get killed in the second war due to death eaters or something— seeing the malfoys still be wealthy and walk around freely without any jailtime, i would be bitter too. they’re hated on but they’re still one of the richest families ever, so they’ll live LOL

another anon has asked about this and i haven’t responded to them yet but when i do i will link it here for my reasons. basically: the best character in the cursed child is harry potter. i think the way they wrote his character and ptsd carried the play. it was def his story, not albus’.

i do think dumbledore has some aspects of him that may be considered morally gray, but mostly i dont think he is. he does everything for the good of the world, and his complete selflessness leads him to sacrifice anything for it— even himself and the people he loves, when necessary. i completely understand why people wouldn’t agree with his methods though.

james potter isn’t a sunshine character he’s a dickhead. fans of him made him a golden retriever character to be more palatable for modern times. i like him the way he is: an asshole and then less of an asshole 👍 this is what true stanning looks like

pansy parkinson is racist and out of all the female side characters, developing HER is so questionable from fandom

harry had questionable descriptions about a lot of male characters to make people think he could be a little 🏳️‍🌈 there was bill, there was sirius, there was cedric. but draco is not a part of that list. harry was not feeling draco whatsoever throughout the series but drarry shippers cling to that one ‘obsessed’ line

furthermore, harry rejecting draco’s offer of friendship wasn’t a sad or a ‘what if’ scene. draco was being a classist piece of shit and harry didnt want to fuck with that, there isnt any way in any timeline he wouldve accepted draco’s friendship.

slytherin sucks just generally lol. people want so bad to pluck anti-heroes out of a series that was written specifically with the mind to make all the characters suck.

hermione and ron’s drama isn’t as toxic as people make it out to be. yes, this includes the time hermione sent birds after him. people act like its the end of the world but she was tackling puberty and the end of society soooo i give her a pass to tweak out.

mostly every harry potter character has horrific names. like literally mostly everyone. even the name harry potter 🙁

movie romione wasn’t that bad LOL

severus snape’s ‘redemption’ or whatever was so ass. he bullies kids for five years and then everything is chill because… true love? on harry’s mum? are you kidding me 💀

weasley family angst goes hard but people (especially percy stans and some ron&ginny stans) acting like they’re the most toxic family to walk the earth make me want to rip my hair out and eat it. molly loves her kids guys shes not evil. jesus.

genuinely trying to think of more but i can’t right now…. maybe i will reblog and add to it. i feel like most of my opinions aren’t that controversial though 😭

[wizardingworldlibrary]

Christmas (3) Masterlist

part one, part two

A Game (ao3) - QuellerKay hermione/draco T, 3k

Summary: A game over the holidays goes a little too far. Or does it?

A Good League Hence (ao3) - eyra sirius/remus T, 14k

Summary: Remus has always believed that December is the Hall’s very best month. It’s like the place was built to have boughs of holly and fir strung from every wall sconce and picture rail; like its architect, all those hundreds of years ago, designed it specifically to bear the big, fat garlands he and Lily wind around its balustrades and bannisters, and the jolly wreaths that they hoist into place on every door, and the towering, beribboned tree that stands proudly in the hotel reception and takes four of them a whole afternoon to decorate.

A country hotel in the wintertime. Plenty of snow, plenty of mulled wine, and a feeling that this Christmas might be different.

A Malfoy’s Recipe For A Draught of Peace (ao3) - WillowingScribe hermione/draco E, 28k

Summary: In a chance encounter, Draco runs into Hermione in the storage room for potion ingredients on Christmas Eve.

Trying to convince her that she doesn’t need to brew a Draught of Peace, she surprisingly accepts his joking offer to show her better methods to calm her frantic nerves.

Now Draco has one week to prove that he wasn’t just bluffing.

An Unexpected Christmas Gift (ao3) - Affectiion hermione/draco/harry M, 5k

Summary: When Harry returns the wand of Narcissa Malfoy to her son, he reconnects with Hermione Granger, who is both the same as he remembers, yet different. As is Draco Malfoy. Somehow, he knows this will be a Christmas to remember.

bake my wish come true (ao3) - downn_in_flames james/lily M, 6k

Summary: All I want for Christmas is you (to stop singing so off-key).

candy canes (ao3) - moonywithstarz regulus/james, sirius/remus G, 2k

Summary: Regulus has never had a normal Christmas until he ran away and has spent all of summer, and now winter break with the potters. After regulus opens up about his past christmases, james wants to make this a memorable one for his boyfriend.

includes: Jegulus, Wolfstar

Fireworks and Quills: a Fremione Christmas Romance (ao3) - moonfairy13, Yulefest hermione/fred E, 22k

Summary: It started with a post-war Samhain party, after which two people wake to find find that unusual marks have appeared on their bodies.

When Fred sees the gently moving quill on his left hip, he naturally sees it as confirmation that he’s meant to be with the witch he’s fancied since she punched Malfoy on the nose.

When Hermione sees the exploding firework on hers, she naturally assumes it’s one of Fred and George’s pranks and decides to ensure that they don’t have the satisfaction of finding out that their trick worked.

Will the fated pair work things out in time for a Happy Christmas at The Burrow?

And who else awoke to find similar marks?!

Holiday Boredom (ao3) - AshJuillet hermione/draco T, 3k

Summary: Hermione is so bored that she decides to follow Draco around the castle during the holidays. Apparently, he has a secret he doesn’t want anyone else to know.

Home for the Holidays (ao3) - Nymphadorable hermione/ron, arthur/molly, harry/ginny, luna/rolf E, 18k

Summary: Christmas Eve celebrations at the Burrow are in full swing. The absence of Hermione’s parents, however, temper their festive celebrations. But Ron Weasley is on the case…

It’s a Family Thing (ao3) - Asexual_Enjolras scorpius/albus, harry/ginny, hermione/ron, alice/james, astoria/draco, percy/oliver, mentioned sirius/remus G, 38k

Summary: It’s the Christmas holidays at Hogwarts, and Albus Severus Potter is still struggling with his separation anxiety, so Harry and Ginny invite Scorpius and Draco Malfoy to the extended Potter-Granger-Weasley family holiday at the Potter household. While Albus and Scorpius try to enjoy their time away from Hogwarts together, James Sirius and Rose continue to have their own relationship problems - and Draco struggles to build a relationship with his new extended family.

Basically, Albus and Scorpius try to survive a week with their families all trapped under one roof. There’s a lot of laughs, a lot of tears, and a lot of family feels.

love in a family dose (ao3) - dracculaura draco/harry T, 10k

Summary: He lays his head down on the table and groans again. The room is spinning just a little, and he can hear the ticking of the grandfather clock, the crackle of the fire. He hears Harry’s chair loudly scooting closer, all thoughts of keeping the children asleep gone.

Harry’s closer than expected when he speaks. “So you’ve never been in love?”

Draco looks up, and, like every cliché book he’s ever read, like every cheesy romance movie Pansy has dragged him to, without even thinking about how terrible it will be once the fallout comes, Draco answers by kissing Harry.

(or, the single dad christmas fic no one asked for)

One Fuzzy Christmas (ao3) - VioletBehaviour draco/ron N/R, 3k

Summary: Draco was determined to impress his boyfriend’s family during their first Christmas at the Burrow. Everything went alright, didn’t it? If only Draco could remember

Snowed In (ao3) - Leiria hermione/harry M, 4k

Summary: While driving back to the Burrow for Christmas, Harry and Hermione are forced to stay the night in a roadside motel due to a heavy snowstorm. The only problem is that there’s only one room available and it only has one bed. Harry and Hermione have been living together for a year, but they aren’t /together/. Will a night in a shabby motel room change all that?

The Best Christmas Present Ever (ao3) - ProximaShining lucius/narcissa, hermione/draco G, 9k

Summary: When their son Draco married the Muggle-born Hermione Granger, Lucius and Narcissa Malfoy erased him from their lives. But how can the two proud pure-bloods keep their resolution when their little granddaughter is so cute? Especially when it’s Christmas time.

The choices we make (ao3) - UntestedFerns hermione/ron T, 4k

Summary: It’s Christmas eve, and some questions are asked by Hugo and Rose.

The Twelve Days of Yule (ao3) - MarsPotter, Yulefest hermione/fred, angelina/george, harry/ginny, luna/ron, + more T, 79k

Summary: Yuletide is the greatest holiday, in Hermione’s opinion, when spent with the Weasley family honoring all of their Yule traditions and mixing it up with some new ones too. It is a time of celebration and family time that lasts twelve days and nights. Little did she know that her favorite twin was planning to make this Yule one that she would never forget!

‘Tis the Season (to Wear Ugly Christmas Jumpers) (ao3) - persephoneapple draco/harry G, 10k

Summary: Finding the perfect jumper for Draco to wear to the Weasleys’ Christmas dinner is not going to be easy, especially when there are limited options and they are all terrible.

Unfortunate Timing (ao3) - debjunk hermione/snape M, 15k

Summary: Severus and Hermione fancy one another, but their timing is terrible, and every time one of them tries to ask the other out, something interrupts them. Will they ever get together?

Vigil (ao3) - Quartz hermione/fred G, 4k

Summary: “She’s at it again.” He slid over the arm of the sofa, coming back in for a cuddle with his girlfriend, for warmth of course. They really needed to fix the warming charms around the flat. “Apparently, Mum is trying to single-handedly revive every old magical tradition that exists.“

Or, where the Weasley’s celebrate Yule, and there is mulled wine and bonfire cuddles.

Working Late (ao3) - orpheous87 draco/harry, hermione/ron T, 3k

Summary: After a late raid, Harry and Ron decide to stop off at The Leaky Cauldron for a quick drink. Hermione and Draco join them for drinks and they end up reminiscing until late.

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