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GUYS!! Imagine If Oliver Wood and Marcus Flint Were Present For The Goblet of Fire, in Harry’s 4th year:

Okay, so just picture this: The Goblet of Fire is glowing, everyone’s expecting Harry’s name because it’s always Harry, but instead—boom—Oliver Wood. He’s stunned, but he reluctantly stands, accepting his fate.

But then, the Goblet glows again.

Everyone thinks, Oh, it’s Harry this time. Because why wouldn’t it be? NOPE. It’s Marcus Flint.

The chaos is immediate:

Oliver: Absolutely livid. Convinced Flint cheated somehow.

Flint: Smirking like he lives for this. Quidditch was cancelled for the year anyway… “Looks like Hogwarts needed some real competition.”

Harry: Sitting quietly, thanking every deity he knows that it’s not him…because it is always him.

The Tasks? Mayhem.

Dragon Task: Oliver’s all strategy; Flint tries to punch the dragon. They argue mid-task, because of course they do.

Lake Task: Oliver executes a flawless plan. Flint fights off grindylows and laughs the whole time, pretending to be completely unbothered.

Maze Task: Flint bulldozes through every trap. Oliver’s screaming at him to stop setting things on fire.

Bonus Chaos:

The Yule Ball: Flint looks effortlessly cool. Oliver tries way too hard but ends up standing awkwardly in a corner. Percy gives Oliver terrible advice, and Harry’s just eating hors d’oeuvres in peace—because he deserves that.

Cedric’s Death: Cedric’s not even in the tournament—he just dies because of terrible luck. The whole Fanfic would hint at it with darkly ironic jokes, and then boom, tragedy. He just somehow manages to die.

By the end, Oliver and Flint grudgingly respect each other. Percy is so done with them both. And Harry? “Honestly, this is kind of nice. Maybe I’ll skip next year’s disaster too.”

Please, someone write this. I need it. I’ll bloody write it if I have too 😭

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Sorry for the inactivity, guys—I had covid. BUT I COME BACK WITH AN ANNOUNCEMENT!!! 🪄

The first Chapter of my Perciver fanfic, Of Beasts and Bloodlines, will be completed sometime this week!!! I wont say too much about it, but I think you guys will enjoy it :))

[ if folklore + magic + minor angst + perciver is your thing, I’d love for you to read it >:)) ]

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hey, stop being mean to captain wood ☹️

imagine if the Wizarding World had Twitter…just hear me out—

@ Marcus_Flint: like this tweet for a tbh

@ Marcus_Flint: @ OliverWood tbh ur kind of ugly

@ OliverWood: I DIDNT EVEN LIKE???

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sorry i overreacted i had no idea everything would be fine

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Hogwarts parents really must operate on a “not my kid, not my problem” basis. Like:

Parent 1: “You hear about that boy dying during the Triwizard Tournament?”

Parent 2: “Tragic, but maybe his parents should’ve taught him better dueling skills.”

Parent 1: “Wasn’t he cursed by an evil wizard?”

Parent 2: “Sounds like a personal problem. My Billy’s got an Outstanding in Herbology, so he’s fine.”

They’re out here treating death by dark magic like it’s just an unfortunate extracurricular hazard. Imagine if one parent actually tried to speak up:

Concerned parent: “But what if it is our kid next time?”

Rest of the parents: “Relax. Hogwarts has always been like this—it builds character, you know..”

It’s pure Darwinism with wands.

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The way mine was just almost ENTIRELY MARINA. 😭 I love her so much 🩷

I am starting a tag list. Put your spotify wrapped here if you want

@kioniunknown @postsbycass @clownoid-cat @taleofapart-timepoet @urgayoldercousinmags @orion120048 @potter-in-caps @platonicmoonwater00 @acrosstheconstellationsandmoonys @stars-havefallen @broke-my-bone-on-your-bullshit

Also, anyone who wants to do this

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immsorry i havent been on guys ive been unbelievably ill :((

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YES but for me making anyone out to be a totally, straightforward ‘bad guy’ with 0 redeeming qualities feels like rage bait 😭 i feel as though no one is COMPLETELY terrible or even COMPLETELY good

is it just me or fanfics where ron is the bad guy feel like rage bait

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💌Send this to the twelve nicest people you know or who seem to have a good heart, and if you get five back, you must be pretty awesome >:p💌

You are one of my fav moots😊

AWW OHMY GOSH THANK YOU ITS AN HONOR ❤️❤️❤️

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i love how in 1982 james potter dressed as a skeleton for halloween 🧡💀👻

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💌Send this to the twelve nicest people you know or who seem to have a good heart and if you get five back you must be pretty awesome >:p💌

THIS IS SO SWEET OHMYGODH 🩷🩷 THANK YOU !! (my dms are very much open btw you seem vv cool!)

i dont even know 12 people but i’ll try my best!!

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me with flintwood and perciver 😪

“That ship is toxic ! They're so unhealthy—”

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does anyone know of any golden era fics i can read that are years 1-7 and are either from a different perspective or NOT canon compliant? tytytyty

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im horrified omg. why am i so old. i should NOT be old enough to be going into my 2nd year in uni. that’s so scary.

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omg this is SUCH A GOOD FANCAST FOR HER!! i’ve always imagined pandora as amanda seyfried but this works sm better

if I headcanoned pandora with light skin, this would be my fancast for her

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*covered in blood* I'm literally fine guys. im still funny. Would you like to hear a joke Im going to tell you a joke