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Born to be Uncle Moony

Forced to be Professor Lupin

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STOP.

the black brothers were both stars but one loved the sun and one loved the moon

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For Barty, the skittles were like horcruxes. He gave each of them a part of his soul and the more of them he lost, the more insane he became

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What if the sorting hat suggested Slytherin for Harry just because he had a part of Riddle's soul(who was a Slytherin) coz I know for a fact that the boy does not have a sliver of self preservation in him

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Sometimes I just randomly stop and remember that just like Remus, Barty was also the last one standing in his group but would never be able to reunite with his friends as he got kissed by a dementor

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He meant to say: bro(romantically)

James: Bro-

Regulus: No, no, hold up, rewind.

James: ...

Regulus: My tongue was down your throat just a second ago, and now you're calling me bro??

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Sirius: Beauty is in the eye of whoever is looking at me

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RIP Barty Crouch Jr, you would have LOVED vibing to 'Spanish or Vanish'

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To think that during the final battle, every weasley's spoon would be pointed towards mortal peril and Fred's would be the first one that comes back home

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Yep, very accurate.

Idk if anyone has done this before but,

Regulus "big shirt small pants" Black and James "small shirt big pants" Potter.

Also

Sirius "small shirt small pants" Black and Remus "big shirt big pants" Lupin.

That's it that's my ted talk.

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Guys I've been asked to present Harry's traumas in class from the POV of a therapist with him as my client

How do I not sound insane😭😭(I might end up rambling not only about him but also his dead parents, their best friends and their fellow boyfriends who were apparently death eaters)

P.S- I'm a fucking introvert according to most psychological tests

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Imagine being a student at hogwarts and at the slightest inconvenience you would just jump into the black lake so the squid and some merpeople become your friend so you dont actually kill yourself like-

I got a D in potions so I was up all night only to wake up late and then go to class late aNDTHEN I got falsely accused of not paying attention AND GOT POINTS TAKEN FUCK THIS- *jumps into the black lake only to be flung out of it by the giant squid whose nap had been disturbed*

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A fic idea since I cannot write(so unfortunate)

Regulus discovers Voldemort's plans of making more horcruxes and is running from Aurors and the Order who think he's a Death Eater when he bumps into a fellow classmate (who has helped him before but has never interacted with him as such). The classmate doesn't question him much and together they go hunt for the horcruxes, leaving the Slytherin locket as the last one to be destroyed(during which she falls for him). By the time they reach the locket, death eaters are alerted and they kill Reggie and capture her. When Voldemort is torturing her(overdosing her on veritaserum as well) and asking for her plans, she lets them know that he is coming back. Turns out Reggie faked his death and they kickass and leave the Malfoy manor but he gets severely injured. So she takes him to Grimmauld where he tells her about his regrets(his bad relationship with Sirius and how he would do anything to have his brother back) while she takes care of him(and he falls for her). But then a Black sister(most probably Bella) finds him and captures him with the help of Peter. That's when she approaches the Order(who she very surprisingly has a great relationship with) and tells them about the horcruxes, Reggie's plan,traitor and that there are no horcruxes left. So they storm the Manor and the war happens(kinda want the Marauders to kill Peter) while she helps Reggie(and Barty and Evan coz why not) escape. She finally helps Reggie and Sirius mend their relationship and James and Lily don't die and Wolfstar happens and Harry has the childhood he deserves

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I haven't shipped drarry yet but I just might-

Situation: Draco after anesthesia

Draco: - Who are you?

Harry: - Don't you recognize me?

D: - No.

H: - Are you sure, Draco?

D: - Draco? As in I'm Draco?

H: - Yes, that's your name.

D: - *laughs with a grunt* LIKE A DRAGON?

H: - *also laughing* Yeah.

D: - *suddenly serious* I LOVE DRAGONS!

H: - You're named after a constellation.

D: - I LOVE CONSTELLATIONS!

H: *laughs out loud*

D: - Hey!

H: - Yeah?

D: - You're so handsome. I would definitely remember you, because you are sooooo handsome. I think you're the most handsome guy I've ever seen.

H: *laughs again*

D: - Do you work here?

H: - No.

D: - Then why are you sitting here?

H: - I'm looking after you.

D: - Oh, that's nice. Do you have a boyfriend?

H: - Yes, I do.

D: - *clearly upset* Damn, that fucking asshole is lucky.

H: - You know who that is?

D: - No. Does he work here?

H: - No, he's admitted here.

D: - *suspiciously narrows his eyes* Soooo?

H: - You're my boyfriend, Draco.

D: *with genuine surprise and admiration* I am?

H: - Yes.

D: *in tears* Oh, my God... How long have we been dating? Do we love each other? Because I think I definitely love you.

H: - *smiles* I do too. Actually, we're married.

D: - WE'RE MARRIED???? *leans back on the bed and starts crying even harder* Jesus, you're not kidding?

H: *laughs* No, Draco.

D: - And how long have we been married???? AND WE HAVE A DRAGON?

H: - *laughs again* We have been married for a very long time. We don't have a dragon, but we do have a dog and a cat.

D: *sobs* I LOVE DOGS AND CATS AND YOU. JESUS, MY LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL.

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I was just just rereading the part where barty crouch jr is kissed by the dementor when this thought just struck my mind

What would happen if someone split their soul via horcruxes and after this, they receive the dementor's kiss? If the horcruxes contain parts of their soul,could they actually partially recover after the kiss since other fragments exist elsewhere?

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What if Remus kept chocolate with him coz it was Peter's favourite and it made him remember him(that is before he knew about Peter's betrayal and still believed that he died)