#help me not die

[shayhammowolf]

Hey tublgr question

Should i mix bleach with disinfectant cause I did and I don't think anything happened but it turned pink

[malinaa]

if i think about the hunger games in peeta's perspective i WILL start sobbing

[kimmkitsuragi]

oh my fucking god i don't have any clothesssss

[girlwearied]

fuck zodiac signs do you also kinda feel excruciatingly unlovable in every way possible sometimes

[tittyinfinity]

Doctor prescribing antidepressants: so this medication can cause side effects such as memory loss, seizures, eating disorders, stomach issues, rashes, fatigue, and could actually make you want to kill yourself even more. This is perfect for you

Doctor prescribing pain meds: Are you sure you don't want to try diet and exercise first? These pills are so bad for you. Yeah technically the list of side effects for this pain medication is a lot shorter than it is for your other medications, but the thing is, they might make you TOO happy. And we hate addicts. I just think destroying your stomach lining and liver with 2000mg acetaminophen and 1600mg ibuprofen per day would be a lot safer, because you definitely don't want "happiness" as a side effect of medication. Not being in pain and being happy is just too addictive and addiction is bad.

[phosilli]

eye of the vulture king

[qifreyplushie]

you, are god. my god.

happy birthday prince of xianle, xie lian. 🌸👑

[lostl1sbons1ster]

Ending my summer like her

[thewilddreamerrr]

[thevioletcaptain]

i genuinely don't care how good a piece of ai generated art or writing looks on the surface. i don't care if it emulates brush strokes and metaphor in a way indistinguishable from those created by a person.

it is not the product of thoughtful creation. it offers no insights into the creator's life or viewpoint. it has no connection to a moment in time or a place or an attitude. it has no perspective. it has no value.

it's empty, it's hollow, and it exists only to generate clicks (and by extension, ad revenue.)

it's just another revolting symptom of the disease that is late stage capitalism, and it fucking sucks.

[potatobugz]

ninja doodle dump go...

[erineas]

This is the first thing that came to mind when I saw that comment *Dies*

Crust belongs to @mothiepixie

And a bonus for me cuz I needed it 👉👈

[kenneth-black]

This was literally such an insane thing to say in regards to your best friend being sexually frustrated…like that boy is not even trying to hide his feelings anymore 😭 “I wish I could help” I bet you fucking did Mr. Buckley 😭😭😭

I’m not even going to talk about the fact that Eddie looked like he was riding a di- [GUNSHOT] 🤯🔫

[ihateitallsomerandomguy]

Okay, I'm late. Yes, I will consider myself an outcast now. But for that, I still finished it and was not afraid to show it to all of you.

In short...

HAPPY HALLOWEEN 🎃

[anna-scribbles]

if the agrestes weren't rich i think that gabriel would be the normal one. like gabe's problem is that he stopped running into natural limits due to absurd wealth and his obsessive nature led him to develop some kind of god complex where he won't accept that anything is out of his control. I think that if gabe was broke again and just simply couldn't afford to go on an international goose chase for ancient magic artifacts of untold power, if he had to work a 9-5 to live and couldn't just disappear into his basement lair to commit domestic terrorism and say evil monologues to himself, then he would be way more normal. he'd just be some guy. he might even let himself have a mowhawk again. but I think that emilie would be way LESS normal if they weren't rich. like emilie needs so many people to be obsessed with her so much all the time in order for her to function. and gabe would still have his toxic codependent obsession with her, sure, but that wouldn't be nearly enough. emilie has to be at the center of the world's spotlight at all times because she doesn't know how to exist if she's not performing. anyway all this to say I am so certain that if the agrestes were not disgustingly wealthy, emilie agreste would one million percent be running a massive family vlogger youtube channel