#twst crowley

[cheekinpermission]

19: Do they trust Crowley? :3

lmao no

Okay okay it's a bit more complicated than "yes" or "no"

Erin trusts Crowley to at least keep her alive in the sense that he provides her a place to stay and money for food. It's not much, granted, but it is enough. She's resourceful enough that she can manage to get by.

However, Erin absolutely does not trust him to get her home. How long has she been in Twisted Wonderland now, and not even the smallest hint of possibly returning home from him?? ABSURD.

Looks like she's gonna have to do some digging around on her own.

[andminnequin]

That’s how you get a scholarship ykyk

[stupidneko]

CAN'T stand his ass

[harunayuuka2060]

Professor Crewel: Pup, are you listening?

MC: No.

Professor Crewel: *raised an eyebrow* No?

MC: I just had 30 MINUTES of SLEEP. And you expect me to function??

Professor Crewel: ...

Professor Crewel: Shroud hasn’t slept a wink in a week yet he still managed to participate in class.

MC: BECAUSE HE HAS A HYPERFIXATION ON THE THINGS HE LIKES, WHILE I, ON THE OTHER HAND, HAVE FREAKING PAPERWORK TO FINISH—AND I DON’T EVEN GET A SALARY FOR IT!!!

Professor Crewel: ...

Professor Crewel: Pup, breathe.

MC: ...

MC: Sorry.

Professor Crewel: You can skip classes today. I'll inform your other teachers.

Crowley: ...

Professor Crewel and Professor Trein: ...

Professor Trein: It’s no wonder you approved the pay raise; you weren’t the one who reviewed the proposal.

Professor Crewel: And your emails were straightforward and professional, without the usual self-praise and fluff.

Crowley: ...

Crowley: They could include this experience on their CV-

Professor Trein and Professor Crewel: Do your job!

[ninjaart-fan]

I'm sorry it took me sooo long! but here is part 5!

I know it's not much... so here's a bit of extra drama:

meanwill in Diasmnia Dorm...

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Part 6

[wellerdanny]

All the attention flies from crowley's ssr to the professor 🌚

Silly bird feels lonely again

[mysteryshoptls]

Twisted Wonderland LINE Stickers: Bkub Okawa Collab

These are the next set of LINE stickers, sorted by dormitory. You can find previous requested batches here: [Part 1], [Part 2], [Part 3], [Part 4]

HEARTSLABYUL

Riddle (1): Good!

Ace: No sweat

Deuce: [crackle, crackle]

Cater: [snap, snap]

Trey: [sudden toothbrush]

This isn't a literal translation of Trey's sticker, I just interpreted the vibe of the sticker from the way it says "su..." with him lifting the toothbrush up.

SAVANACLAW

Leona (1): Resting's hard work, too.

Leona (2): Meat.

Ruggie: [nom, nom]

Jack: Don't get me wrong!

OCTAVINELLE

Azul (1): [gleam]

Azul (2): I hate thiiis～!!

Jade: May I ask a question?

Floyd: Hey, hey～

SCARABIA

Kalim (1): Yay!

Kalim (2): My bad!

Jamil: [smug]

POMEFIORE

Vil (1): Thank you.

Vil (2): Absolutely Beautiful

Epel: [teary-eyed]

Rook: Oh là là!!

IGNIHYDE

Idia (1): A totally impossible game...

Idia (2): Workin' it for my faves ♪

Ortho: Zoom!

Idia (2) is a play on words: "oshi-goto" is what it says here, meaning "doing activities that show support for my oshi," which plays on "o-shigoto," meaning "work/job."

DIASOMNIA

Malleus (2): [stares]

Silver: Zzz...

Sebek: Wake up!!!!

Lilia: Khee hee hee

NRC

Crowley: I am so very kind.

Grim (1): Myaha!

Grim (2): Yanno

Grim (2) is literally just the verbal tic he has in JP so I used what many fan translators used for it way back when

ALL STUDENTS

Trey/Jamil/Rook: La dee dum ♪

Azul/Jade/Floyd: [intimidating aura]

Kalim/Silver/Ruggie: Facepalm Brigade

Jack/Epel/Sebek: [wham, bam]

Idia/Ortho: GG!

Requested by Anonymous.

[vvyvernicus]

So I started playing Twisted Wonderland. Haven't really progressed much in the main story, but regularly train my cards through lessons.

I just thought it was really funny that occasionally Crowley would pop in for a Special Lesson on the last turn and do absolutely nothing since there's no more time left.

Yes, I know he comes back the next time you start a lesson, but it's still funny that he makes his dramatic surprise entrance only to not do anything.

[married-to-google-translater]

EVERY time something goes wrong in NRC

[sagittlumni]

Um...No. I have no idea how to explain myself tbh. That deadbeat is just occupying my mind rent free.

[juno-of-wonderland]

Calling the staff "dad"

edit made on 10/27: Sam is now not speaking my mother tongue, sorry for that

warning: not reviewed

Dire Crowley

"are you done with-" "yes dad, I already did that" "…"

-this guy will ask permission to leave and will cry with happiness in the magic mirror -I also cried in the bath -he would boast about this to the other staff

Divus Crewel

"puppy you need to be more attentive" mumbling"sorry dad"

-he will ask you to repeat what you said -he had already adopted you before -but now he will ask you to sign the paper

Mozus Trein

"Dad, can you explain this part to me? I didn't understand very well" "…Of course"

-you think you saw the ghost of a smile on his face -he thinks: it looks like I have four children now -He is happy but shows it in his reserved way

Sam

you're trying to get something from the high shelf but you can't appears next to you "here little shadow" "thanks Dad"

-…he's too young to be a father, but he's not complaining -will teach you to be an entrepreneur -will make you sign an adoption document without you realizing

Ashton Vargas

"you're doing great kid!" breathless "thank you dad"

-oh, he's happy -it's like they gave him infinite cans of energy drink -I feel sorry for you and hurt other students when he gets so excited

[andminnequin]

I’m so sorry I’m still on Book Four I know I’m lazy but here take meme

[kaifarikus]

[harunayuuka2060]

Crowley: MC, you're expected to bring your parents at noon. Will they be able to attend?

MC: Yeah, my dad will.

Crowley: That's great to hear!

Crowley: ...

Crowley: What is this? *points at the skull placed on his desk*

MC: My dad.

Crowley: !!!

Crowley: I meant a living parent!

MC: ...

MC: 'Kay. I'll fetch my mom. *about to leave the office*

Crowley: Don't leave your father's skull here!!!

Leona: ...

Leona: Sometimes I forget you're one of those angsty teens.

MC: *plays with their dad's skull like it's a football*

MC: Not really. He was a great dad.

Leona: Oh, yeah?

MC: Not to me though.

Leona: ...

Leona: I knew you were being sarcastic.

[ninjaart-fan]

Part 9

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[jelsah27]

MC: *tries to open dorm door but it's stuck* what the? Grimm, did you break the door again?

Grimm: The great Grimm did nothing of the sort!

MC: *sighs and goes outside the back door.*

*Outside the front door is a stack of iron bricks. Malleus is also there, placing down more with magic with Lillia grinning behind him.*

MC: Malleus... my dear, dear fae... why does my front porch look like a construction site?

Lillia: *chuckles* Why, child of man, our... *tries not to giggle* our dear Malleus has decided to help you with your... problem.

MC: My... problem?

Malleus: Yes. Trappola and Spade made me aware of your iron deficiency. Lillia told me that swords would also be helpful, so I have commissioned two for you, although they will take some time.

MC: Malleus... thank you... for trying to help... but I have anemia... which means I don't have enough iron in my blood. This is very sweet of you though. But... if you don't mind... could I still have the swords?

Crowley: *popping up out of nowhere* My, my. I could provide you with what you need! For I am gracious!

MC: *hides behind Lillia* I'm getting supplements from Crewel, you worse than the American health care system leech!