#twst crowley

[littlebigfandomtrash]

Also have my version of Yuu and also Cater my beloved

[stupidneko]

CAN'T stand his ass

[andminnequin]

That’s how you get a scholarship ykyk

[harunayuuka2060]

Crowley: MC, you're expected to bring your parents at noon. Will they be able to attend?

MC: Yeah, my dad will.

Crowley: That's great to hear!

Crowley: ...

Crowley: What is this? *points at the skull placed on his desk*

MC: My dad.

Crowley: !!!

Crowley: I meant a living parent!

MC: ...

MC: 'Kay. I'll fetch my mom. *about to leave the office*

Crowley: Don't leave your father's skull here!!!

Leona: ...

Leona: Sometimes I forget you're one of those angsty teens.

MC: *plays with their dad's skull like it's a football*

MC: Not really. He was a great dad.

Leona: Oh, yeah?

MC: Not to me though.

Leona: ...

Leona: I knew you were being sarcastic.

[mysteryshoptls]

Twisted Wonderland LINE Stickers: Bkub Okawa Collab

These are the next set of LINE stickers, sorted by dormitory. You can find previous requested batches here: [Part 1], [Part 2], [Part 3], [Part 4]

HEARTSLABYUL

Riddle (1): Good!

Ace: No sweat

Deuce: [crackle, crackle]

Cater: [snap, snap]

Trey: [sudden toothbrush]

This isn't a literal translation of Trey's sticker, I just interpreted the vibe of the sticker from the way it says "su..." with him lifting the toothbrush up.

SAVANACLAW

Leona (1): Resting's hard work, too.

Leona (2): Meat.

Ruggie: [nom, nom]

Jack: Don't get me wrong!

OCTAVINELLE

Azul (1): [gleam]

Azul (2): I hate thiiis～!!

Jade: May I ask a question?

Floyd: Hey, hey～

SCARABIA

Kalim (1): Yay!

Kalim (2): My bad!

Jamil: [smug]

POMEFIORE

Vil (1): Thank you.

Vil (2): Absolutely Beautiful

Epel: [teary-eyed]

Rook: Oh là là!!

IGNIHYDE

Idia (1): A totally impossible game...

Idia (2): Workin' it for my faves ♪

Ortho: Zoom!

Idia (2) is a play on words: "oshi-goto" is what it says here, meaning "doing activities that show support for my oshi," which plays on "o-shigoto," meaning "work/job."

DIASOMNIA

Malleus (2): [stares]

Silver: Zzz...

Sebek: Wake up!!!!

Lilia: Khee hee hee

NRC

Crowley: I am so very kind.

Grim (1): Myaha!

Grim (2): Yanno

Grim (2) is literally just the verbal tic he has in JP so I used what many fan translators used for it way back when

ALL STUDENTS

Trey/Jamil/Rook: La dee dum ♪

Azul/Jade/Floyd: [intimidating aura]

Kalim/Silver/Ruggie: Facepalm Brigade

Jack/Epel/Sebek: [wham, bam]

Idia/Ortho: GG!

Requested by Anonymous.

[oooziggy]

What if headmaster had feathers instead of body hair.... (Uncropped ver on bluesky)

[ninjaart-fan]

Part 6

After Neige and the boys took the stranger to the infirmary and the nurse gave them the green light to stay and take care of her overnight, waiting to see if the girl would wake up. Chenya joined the group out of mere curiosity, not really to help, but just to find the most comfortable place to rest and have all the tea.

bonus:

part 1

part 2

part 3

part 4

part 5

parte 7

[wellerdanny]

All the attention flies from crowley's ssr to the professor 🌚

Silly bird feels lonely again

[married-to-google-translater]

EVERY time something goes wrong in NRC

[sagittlumni]

Um...No. I have no idea how to explain myself tbh. That deadbeat is just occupying my mind rent free.

[juno-of-wonderland]

Calling the staff "dad"

edit made on 10/27: Sam is now not speaking my mother tongue, sorry for that

warning: not reviewed

Dire Crowley

"are you done with-" "yes dad, I already did that" "…"

-this guy will ask permission to leave and will cry with happiness in the magic mirror -I also cried in the bath -he would boast about this to the other staff

Divus Crewel

"puppy you need to be more attentive" mumbling"sorry dad"

-he will ask you to repeat what you said -he had already adopted you before -but now he will ask you to sign the paper

Mozus Trein

"Dad, can you explain this part to me? I didn't understand very well" "…Of course"

-you think you saw the ghost of a smile on his face -he thinks: it looks like I have four children now -He is happy but shows it in his reserved way

Sam

you're trying to get something from the high shelf but you can't appears next to you "here little shadow" "thanks Dad"

-…he's too young to be a father, but he's not complaining -will teach you to be an entrepreneur -will make you sign an adoption document without you realizing

Ashton Vargas

"you're doing great kid!" breathless "thank you dad"

-oh, he's happy -it's like they gave him infinite cans of energy drink -I feel sorry for you and hurt other students when he gets so excited

[jelsah27]

MC: *tries to open dorm door but it's stuck* what the? Grimm, did you break the door again?

Grimm: The great Grimm did nothing of the sort!

MC: *sighs and goes outside the back door.*

*Outside the front door is a stack of iron bricks. Malleus is also there, placing down more with magic with Lillia grinning behind him.*

MC: Malleus... my dear, dear fae... why does my front porch look like a construction site?

Lillia: *chuckles* Why, child of man, our... *tries not to giggle* our dear Malleus has decided to help you with your... problem.

MC: My... problem?

Malleus: Yes. Trappola and Spade made me aware of your iron deficiency. Lillia told me that swords would also be helpful, so I have commissioned two for you, although they will take some time.

MC: Malleus... thank you... for trying to help... but I have anemia... which means I don't have enough iron in my blood. This is very sweet of you though. But... if you don't mind... could I still have the swords?

Crowley: *popping up out of nowhere* My, my. I could provide you with what you need! For I am gracious!

MC: *hides behind Lillia* I'm getting supplements from Crewel, you worse than the American health care system leech!

[andminnequin]

I’m so sorry I’m still on Book Four I know I’m lazy but here take meme

[forgwater]

Caters Revenge

Crowley had it coming.

(special thanks to @ferns-island for the graffiti ideas <3)

[harunayuuka2060]

Jack: ...

Jack: How? *looking at MC's test papers*

MC: *scored high in the subjects they could tolerate and failed the rest*

Jack: You could be a top student like Riddle-senpai if you just put in the effort!

MC: ...

MC: *turns their head and sleeps*

Jack: ...

Jack: I'M STILL TALKING TO YOU!

Leona: Not a good idea.

Crowley: *wants MC to participate in the upcoming inter-school quiz bee*

Crowley: Why not? MC is more than qualified.

Leona: You really think they'll be motivated to represent this school? Think again.

Crowley: ...

Crowley: What if I offer them cat treats?

Leona: This bitch-

MC: *is lazily lying inside a box while answering some questions*

Crowley, Professor Trein, and Professor Crewel: ...

Professor Crewel: ...

Professor Crewel: Fortunately, they haven’t made any mistakes so far.

Professor Trein: But still, other schools are watching.

Crowley: ?

Students from other schools: *talking about how MC reminds them of their pet cats*

Crowley: ...

Crowley: *smiles* It seems there's nothing to worry about.

[mysteryshoptls]

SSR Divus Crewel - Rich Fur Coat Voice Lines

When Summoned: You're a bold mutt indeed to call for your owner like this. I'll make sure to discipline you thoroughly.

Summon Line: Stay! We'll start with teaching you how to wait. Don't think you can run around freely while I'm watching over you.

Groooovy!!: There are no shortcuts to becoming a grand mage. Put forth the proper effort, and under my tutelage, you can slowly make your way.

Home: What is it, pup?

Home Idle 1: Bring Grim to me, it's time for some needed discipline. He spilled some highly important potions... Don't you dare think he can get away from me.

Home Idle 2: I must replenish the stock of ingredients used in potionology classes. They may say that failure is a part of learning, but still, when this much material is constantly consumed...

Home Idle 3: I would have never thought I would end up employed at my alma mater. I definitely know it was not in the forefront of my mind when I graduated from Night Raven College.

Home Idle - Login: Alchemy demands skills and knowledge of a higher degree than other courses. If you wish to improve your abilities, you would do well to attend my classes without fail.

Home Idle - Groovy: What are those dark circles under your eyes? Don't tell me you stayed up all night doing your homework...? I knew it. You need to manage your time better, you little mongrel!

Home Tap 1: I am looking forward to this coming weekend much more than I ordinarily do. I should be getting some parts for my classic car that I ordered from overseas.

Home Tap 2: I don't know when Ramshackle was established. It was already in its horrid condition even back when I was a student

Home Tap 3: The fashion world is ever-evolving, and even I am sometimes reminded of my own inadequacies. That is what I love about it.

Home Tap 4: I always see to it that the freshmen in the science club fail their first experiment. Only those who have tasted defeat can truly appreciate the taste of success.

Home Tap 5: This is a custom-made coat made to my particular specifications. When you become an adult, you should also pick up something specially made as well.

Home Tap - Groovy: You've recently been doing much better in your classes. Even without the ability to use magic, you can see that knowledge is power. Good boy, keep it up.

Duo: [CREWEL]: I'll discipline them properly, Headmage. [CROWLEY]: Do be careful not to overdo it, Crewel-sensei!