#heh ..

[angstandhappiness]

Hilariously relatable and also heartbreaking

It’s rare to feel happy in northern Gaza. But the other day, my sister Soso made me smile.

It’s not a lie that sugar is expensive. 1kg is $80. Frying oil is $70. That donut was expensive to make, even without the sugar. But it’s okay. Even if it means the adults can’t eat, it’s okay. Soso was happy for a few hours. She’s only 4 years old yet her life is already so hard. She’s not growing properly due to malnutrition and trauma. Her mental health is in shambles, not at all how a child should be. Since birth, two wars have come very close to killing her, so we just want her to be happy.

Please help me make her happy every day. A few days ago, she was the happiest child in the world because she ate an apple for the first time in a year. That won’t happen again because fruits are too expensive, but I swear, she explodes with joy when we buy vegetables too. She is a child with simple dreams.

Please don’t feel hesitant to help me, my campaign has been vetted!

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[ihavesweatypalms6]

I’m so tired

[phillygrilly]

Alright.. listen up twinks I may start posting stuff about me and my friends roleplay show server thingy.. cuz.. I NEED. TO POST ABOUT IT ANS IF NOT I MAY CRASH OUT. if anyone wants to know the full lore in not very good detail add me on discord “phillygrilly” or I’ll just explain in the comments thingy.. ANYWAYS HERES GAY PEOPLE. ARES (this guys retired..) AND ALECTRYON (..he’s rooster..) credits borb and jesse for ares and ALECTRYOn designs..

I know no one gonna read what I’m saying cuz IT LOOKS A MESS HELP ME

And now I’m gonna show polites cuz why not

Okay bye

[arcticfoxbear]

Humans are Weird: We Took a Vote

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Humans Are Weird

So there has been a bit of “what if humans were the weird ones?” going around tumblr at the moment and Earth Day got me thinking. Earth is a wonky place, the axis tilts, the orbit wobbles, and the ground spews molten rock for goodness sakes. What if what makes humans weird is just our capacity to survive? What if all the other life bearing planets are these mild, Mediterranean climates with no seasons, no tectonic plates, and no intense weather? 

What if several species (including humans) land on a world and the humans are all “SCORE! Earth like world! Let’s get exploring before we get out competed!” And the planet starts offing the other aliens right and left, electric storms, hypothermia, tornadoes and the humans are just … there… counting seconds between flashes, having snowball fights, and just surviving. 

[unriding]

i want to do something devious but what would i do

[oreomcflurrie]

I forgot to do christmas art lmao im gonna rush it rn

[angstandhappiness]

BAH HAH how cute

sometimes when I watch my stepdad interact with my mother I figure 'ah so thats why I write my characters like that'

[thedumb1]

[nanaslutt]

thinking abt choso going to gojo for sex advice and he tells him girls like dirty talk in bed, so the next time you and choso get down and dirty hes whispering the nastiest shit in your ear

just a complete 180 from how he normally is and it’s making you lose your mind. he starts off using the generic lines gojo taught him like “you feel so good” and “so fucking tight” but when he notices your reactions and how hard you squeeze around him when he whispers the filthy words into your ear, he starts getting fucked out himself, finding his own words as he babbles them mindlessly, abusing your poor cunt with his massive cock, thrusting recklessly

“you like when i fuck you hard like this?”

“feels like ‘ur tryna milk my cock- fuck”

“want me inside you? huh? want me to fill you with my cum?”

“taking it like such a good girl. so fucking good.”

after he makes good on his words and fucks you full of his cum, he’s cradling your body from behind and snuggling against you like a cat as he peppers your skin with kisses, not even phased in the slightest at the filthy shit he was just spewing. all you can do is stare at the wall in disbelief, blinking dumbly as you replay the last hour over and over in your head while he pampers you sweetly, a content expression plastered on his face :3

[mellounir]

a bit more practice Soaps of different kinds

you know where to find full pics

[procrastinationstationn]

midnight snack ideas

me

[shotmrmiller]

tw:somno

living next door to ghoap and while they (mostly Johnny) like to strike up conversation with you whenever you're getting your mail or tossing out the trash, lately, they've been catching you at every opportunity. even before work and they'll keep you around long enough to almost make you late.

maybe that's why you've suddenly started having raunchy dreams about them both. (but what makes it weird is that they're never together. it's only ever one or the other.) it's hard keeping the shame that sits hot in your chest below the collar of your shirt when you always end up cornered by either johnny or simon just to ask you how you've been recently, if you've slept well, that your skin is glowing.

how can you tell them that you've been getting the best sleep you've had in months because every other night, you've been having an actual orgasm or three to your wet dreams? that you've been waking up in the morning with release sticking your inner thighs together, your sex hot and tender to the touch because (in your imagination) he and his boyfriend eat pussy like it's the last one on they'll ever have?

none of this would be an issue if you just had you a nice boyfriend to give you the attention your neighbors have been forcing upon giving you.

(you don't. you give them a shaky smile, a weak excuse and run straight to your flat. it prompts johnny to chide simon for being so overzealous with you. "told ye to give 'er a few to recover, ye'd gone into 'er room just two days ago," as if he hadn't lapped up all the slick you'd left on simon's face after an hour of eating you out. as if johnny wasn't the one to suckle on the sensitive skin of your inner thigh long enough to leave the mark you'd confused for a bruise. hypocrisy at its finest.)

[mj-thrush-gxn]

A whirl of boozy floozy flashing Light

[ask-evil-x]

sure! Bit of something new.

Hello! My name is Npc Grian.

You are Evil Xisuma, right?

- @ask-npc-grian

I am… OH! Are you the person that one anon wanted me to meet? Well uh, pleasure to meet you I suppose.

*he extends a hand*