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angstandhappiness · 10 hours ago
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Nice
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saintscarf · 2 days ago
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Fiddleford Mcgucket, the old man that you are.
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mellowkotto · 2 days ago
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The legendary scarlett and browne is gonna murder everyone including myself
No WAY it's actually over. I'm in denial wdym no it's not whatever whatever whatever it's not over no way it's over
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Didn't feel like rendering this one
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thedumb1 · 1 year ago
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angstandhappiness · 10 hours ago
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True
listen to me. listen. your actual job in life, and it sucks that your 5th grader teacher didnt explain this adequately enough, is to ask for help when you need it and to accept charity when it would take a weight from your shoulders. Otherwise you end up like Sisyphus- or even worse, Walter White
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nanaslutt · 1 year ago
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thinking abt choso going to gojo for sex advice and he tells him girls like dirty talk in bed, so the next time you and choso get down and dirty hes whispering the nastiest shit in your ear
just a complete 180 from how he normally is and it’s making you lose your mind. he starts off using the generic lines gojo taught him like “you feel so good” and “so fucking tight” but when he notices your reactions and how hard you squeeze around him when he whispers the filthy words into your ear, he starts getting fucked out himself, finding his own words as he babbles them mindlessly, abusing your poor cunt with his massive cock, thrusting recklessly
“you like when i fuck you hard like this?”
“feels like ‘ur tryna milk my cock- fuck”
“want me inside you? huh? want me to fill you with my cum?”
“taking it like such a good girl. so fucking good.”
after he makes good on his words and fucks you full of his cum, he’s cradling your body from behind and snuggling against you like a cat as he peppers your skin with kisses, not even phased in the slightest at the filthy shit he was just spewing. all you can do is stare at the wall in disbelief, blinking dumbly as you replay the last hour over and over in your head while he pampers you sweetly, a content expression plastered on his face :3
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mellounir · 5 months ago
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a bit more practice Soaps of different kinds
you know where to find full pics
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angstandhappiness · 2 days ago
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Oh boy
The decade you’re given is the decade to which you’re transported. Your geographic location doesn’t change; only the time period changes. “Equivalent QOL” means a qualify of life that approximates the life you have now and anticipate being able to have in the future.
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batataran · 13 days ago
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Tim: *opens fridge to get an energy drink*
Jason: Hey Timmers
Tim: H'y J'sin
Jason: What's the date and time right now?
Tim: Mmm...last I checked it was Jan 5, half past ten pm
Damian: TT *readies net*
Jason: Baby bird, today's January 9
Tim: *tenses, ready to run*
Dick: Get Him!!
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shotmrmiller · 2 months ago
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tw:somno
living next door to ghoap and while they (mostly Johnny) like to strike up conversation with you whenever you're getting your mail or tossing out the trash, lately, they've been catching you at every opportunity. even before work and they'll keep you around long enough to almost make you late.
maybe that's why you've suddenly started having raunchy dreams about them both. (but what makes it weird is that they're never together. it's only ever one or the other.) it's hard keeping the shame that sits hot in your chest below the collar of your shirt when you always end up cornered by either johnny or simon just to ask you how you've been recently, if you've slept well, that your skin is glowing.
how can you tell them that you've been getting the best sleep you've had in months because every other night, you've been having an actual orgasm or three to your wet dreams? that you've been waking up in the morning with release sticking your inner thighs together, your sex hot and tender to the touch because (in your imagination) he and his boyfriend eat pussy like it's the last one on they'll ever have?
none of this would be an issue if you just had you a nice boyfriend to give you the attention your neighbors have been forcing upon giving you.
(you don't. you give them a shaky smile, a weak excuse and run straight to your flat. it prompts johnny to chide simon for being so overzealous with you. "told ye to give 'er a few to recover, ye'd gone into 'er room just two days ago," as if he hadn't lapped up all the slick you'd left on simon's face after an hour of eating you out. as if johnny wasn't the one to suckle on the sensitive skin of your inner thigh long enough to leave the mark you'd confused for a bruise. hypocrisy at its finest.)
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mo-gxn · 10 months ago
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A whirl of boozy floozy flashing Light
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angstandhappiness · 1 day ago
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LMAO cute
Biscuit burrito
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bluegiragi · 9 months ago
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irresponsible stakeout behaviour
early access + nsfw on patreon
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andminnequin · 4 months ago
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My small once in a blue moon meme before I go to bed.
I have decided my Yuu’s yuusername (hehehe) would be country roads because (hehhe)
I also heard people liked the way I draw Grim so >:) Grim for you
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dapper-lil-arts · 9 months ago
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Don't worry guys
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