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if Crozier had a nickel for every time someone close to him kept a mortal wound secret from him he'd have two nickels which isn't a lot but it's definitely enough to give him some very specific trauma for the rest of his life
#blankzier#fitzier#The Terror#Francis Crozier#I must say generally I think we are all collectively sleeping on some very interesting parallels between Blanky and Fitzjames......#I'm a lieutgirlie so this really isn't my department but I wanted to start some thoughts percolating within smarter people's brains on this#Also someone PLEASE write a fic where they both survive and he becomes paranoid about their health and safety QwQ#I want it now even though it would surely destroy me.........#Starky's original posts#Starky's text posts#as I said of course I am a lieutgirlie and the parallel of Edward and Crozier both ''losing two friends in one day'' is just diabolical#and one of my favorite things in the world to imagine is Ned becoming absolutely neurotic about Hodge n Jirv in a survival AU#just full on needs to have at least one and preferably both of them in his line of sight at all times or he starts hyperventilating#and I think the idea of Crozier feeling like that would also be very interesting and even more complicated#because he'd be much more successful than Edward (typical) at being self aware and repressing it which only makes it worse naturally lmao#and also because Blanky and Fitzjames definitely seem like the types who would chafe at that sort of thing lol#whereas I think tbqh Hodge and Jirv would be so messed up they'd be only too happy to embrace the codependency <3 yay <3#To Have And Have Not Lieutenant OT3 Version. Find it in ao3 bookstores whenever I manage to actually finish writing it.#christ look at all those tags. OP make a post about something without mentioning the Lieutenants challenge. failed catastrophically.
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not to go into red alert but-
#hey man what the fuck#HEY WHAT THE FUCK#listen im not too worried about forsy not skating sometimes its to maintaim his health after lengthy icetime#and he did skate a team high 25 mins last game and has been clocking up in the toi department#i dont think its particularly neccesary for him to practise all the time and paul has been very good on that#ekky skating “earlier” but no one really saw it is a little-#paul please tell me you take him on the roadtrip and he'll play right#RIGHT#the forsblad worried our entire beat for a second there#YEAH GIRL SAME
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The Other Side of Paradise
Chapter 9: whatthehellishappening?
Killer x gn!reader word count: 2.6k a/n: cheat sheet for the group chat - giggles is Gigs; papas fritas is Papas; queen of munchkin land is Dive; emme fatale is emma; get rekt is Reck also i hope i do this right but taglist?: @tremendoushorsepatrolgoth, @h0n3y-l3m0n05
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As you neared the building, you felt anxiety building up inside of you. You weren't exactly confrontational nor were you confident. Hell, you hated having attention on you. Unless it was your boyfriend but that was different.
Well, depending on how the following events were going to happen, he might be your first, and only, ex. You knew that if Killer was going to do this to you and it was real, you'd never be able to trust anyone ever again let alone enough to be in a new relationship. You'd rather be single for the rest of your life.
And it just might piss you off enough that you extract some kind of revenge. Who knows.
“Try to hope for the best.” Dive piped up from next to you and you looked at her, nodding. She was right. You couldn't flood your mind with what ifs right now. You had to hope this was all some insane misunderstanding or something.
However, you were expecting the worst. You weren't going to get your hopes up.
When you walked in, a woman with long black hair was behind the desk . She didn’t even bother looking up. “Welcome in, do you have an appointment?” Her tone sounded bored.
Hop was the one to speak up, knowing you had serious anxiety when it came to confrontation.
“We don't have an appointment, but we're here to talk to someone.”
“I can't let you in without an appointment.”
“C'mon. We just need to talk to Killer and his crew.”
The woman scoffed, rolling her eyes. “You and every other fan.”
“No. This is his partner.” She gestured to you.
You gave a sheepish wave and the woman looked you up and down before laughing. “Heard that one before.” She snorted, shaking her head.
“Killer is dating a celebrity and you're obviously not her.”
You felt your soul crush in that moment and you regretted coming along. You regretted all of this. Sickness built up in the back of your throat.
Anger seeped from Hop. “That's because he was dating them when this happened. He cheated on them and we're here to get some goddamn answers.”
The woman seemed unphased like she'd truly seen it all. As if this was a normal thing. “Yeah. Sure. Well, either way. He's not dating them now. So leave before I call security.”
Panic was hitting you. Humiliation. You wanted nothing more than to crawl in a hole and die.
“No, not until I speak with Killer!”
“He's not here anyway. He's at his current girlfriend's house. You know. The one he cares enough to flaunt about.” She rolled her eyes. “I’m sure if he actually cared about your little friend, we would’ve heard about them, hm? So you and his ‘ex’ get out of my damn lobby.”
You heard loud laughing from down the hallway and there came the boys. You immediately froze in place, you and your friends. They were laughing and pushing each other around - like they always had. Kid being absolutely loud, Killer and Wire quietly smiling, Heat cackling like no tomorrow.
They stopped across the room from you, looking at the four of you. Killer paled as if he had seen a ghost - they all did. Before any of you could act, they hurried away. No. That wasn’t right. Something was wrong. They wouldn’t… You could feel the anger radiating off of Hop once more.
“See? They want nothing to do with you. Even if they were to know who you are. Now get out of my lobby.”
Hop stepped towards where the boys went but you grabbed her arm. Something inside of you snapped and numbness washed over your body. “Let’s just go.” Your voice was barely above a whisper. You wanted nothing more than to get out of here. You heard Dive sniffle next to you. You looked over, tears forming in her eyes too. You looked at Bubblegum, the hurt and anger showing on his face as well.
“It’s best if we just go.” You looked at Hop. You saw the anger in her eyes dim a little and she sighed, nodding. “Fine.”
The four of you left quietly. Not a word was spoken as you climbed into the car and headed home.
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The car ride home was silent aside from the music playing quietly just to fill the silence. Hop was stewing, Dive was crying on and off, Bubblegum was brooding, and you were…you weren’t sure. You didn’t feel like this was real. Nothing felt real. How could they throw away two decades worth of relationships down the drain?
You’d known them the longest, obviously. But they still knew everyone else for quite a while. Hop, Bubblegum, and Dive being the oldest friendships they had outside of you. It wasn’t like they were tossing away a couple months worth of friendships.
When you arrived at the trio’s house, you immediately beelined to the room you had been crashing in while Killer was gone. You locked yourself in there, everything finally pouring out of you.
You weren’t sure how long your emotional breakdown lasted or when exactly you passed out from it, but you woke up to knocking on your door. “Y/n?” It was Hop.
You slowly sat up, realizing you never made it to the bed, you had just been curled up on the floor. You looked around; several things had been broken, pictures had been ripped apart. It seemed you just had a crashout. You could only imagine now the others were feeling.
As you moved, your body felt like it was full of sand. You moved slow, your movements stiff. Everything hurt, your head was pounding. Hell, even your vision was a little blurry.
Another knock, a little more concern behind it.
“I’m coming,” you mumbled. “Just…trying to move.”
“Take your time.” Hop’s voice was soft.
Eventually, you made it to your feet and to the door. You opened it, revealing not just Hop, but the other two as well. “How was feelin’, bud?” Bubblegum was the one that spoke. Concern stretched across their faces.
You sighed, nodding. “I’m…alive. I guess.” You put your hands on your hips.
“Well, Bubblegum updated everyone in the group chat. Everyone’s pissed and distraught. Naturally so,” Hop said, her eye twitching. You knew she wanted to tear them apart limb from limb.
“I made some cookies if you want some!” Dive piped up, smiling up at you. You smiled weakly back at her. “Thank you. That sounds wonderful actually.”
From the look of Hop and Bubblegum, however, it seemed that wasn’t the move. Then you remembered the last time she made cookies and they turned out to be hockey pucks. You began to backpedal real fast. “I should probably eat some actual food first.”
Dive seemed satisfied with that answer. “True. I can make-”
“No!” The three of you suddenly exclaimed all at once. You went for a not-so-smooth recovery. “Ah, why don’t we go out to eat something? I’m sure we’re all exhausted and honestly something incredibly unhealthy and disgusting sounds fantastic.”
Dive rolled her eyes. “If you don’t want me to cook, just say it.” She shook her head, turning to head down the hallway.
The three of you sighed in relief. Sometimes she took that well, sometimes she didn’t. The last time the three of you said you didn’t want her to cook, you all woke up with some crazy contraption that set off when you woke up and doused you in water and feathers.
It took forever to clean up. The three of you treaded lightly ever since. Maybe she decided to have mercy in light of recent events. Either way, the three of you hoped she wasn’t going to do anything. She always liked to wait until you least expected it.
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The four of you chose to go to the new diner that had popped up in town within the last couple of months. You had hoped to bring Killer here but now that was never happening and you couldn’t bring yourself to go to the usual diner. Too many memories and everything still hurts.
The three of them talking about nothing while you racked your head trying to make sense of things. Why was this happening? Did their heads really get that big? Did they really go the cliche route of forgetting their friends when they finally made it? Something felt wrong. The looks on their faces when they say you - like they had seen a ghost.
Well, you supposed the four of you probably were ghosts of their pasts now. Nothing more than memories. Did they even think about you guys? Did they really just put all those years of struggling and support down the drain? Anger began to fill you. No more sadness, no numbness. Just pure, unadulterated rage. Now, more than ever, you wanted fucking answers. Did they really not have the balls to tell you to your face? To face any of you?
“Y/n?”
You were yanked out of your thoughts and brought back to reality. You looked down to see you had completely bent your fork out of the anger you were feeling.
“Oh. Sorry.” You worked on trying to straighten it back out.
“What are you thinking about?” Hop’s words were slow, careful.
“About how those fucking cowards didn’t even have the fucking guts to face us. Who the fuck does that? Years of nothing but support from us and this is how they react? We even go as far as to go and see them and they can’t even nut up and face us? Oh my god I’m fucking pissed.” You let out a laugh of disbelief.
Hop looked relieved to see you like this. You were sure she was unsure what you’d do in your saddened state.
It was all coming to you at once. If they wanted to do that, then you could do the same.
“I’m going to sell the house. I’m going to donate all of their shit.” You were fuming as everything hit you. The anger stage of grief. “If they want us out of their lives then fucking fine. I’m not going to waste my time crying about it. I’m almost done with college. I’ll fuck off and do something better.” Sure, it was going to suck not having the one you loved most next to you.
“But I want him to know that this won’t break me. Maybe it’s some weird fuckin’ fantasy. I don’t want to just mope around.” You clenched your jaw as you felt your anger settle in and plant a seed. “I want revenge.”
Bubblegum spoke up, snorting. “Alright. I’m all for the villain arc. But, how the hell are we going to do that? We couldn't even see them and I’m sure they’re gonna have people keeping an eye out for us.”
You deflated a little. You hadn’t thought that far. “I’m not sure yet, but I’m sure it’ll come to me,” you grumbled as you stuck another bite of food in your mouth with your mangled fork.
“Well, when you figure it out, let us know. We’re in,” Hop said. The other two nodded. You looked at them all for a moment. You were so lucky to have them. The others too. Without them, you weren’t sure you would’ve made it through this. You were going to make sure you turn the boys’ world upside down. For all of you.
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That night, you surprisingly slept like a rock. You were determined and full of hatred but the pure emotion was making you exhausted. You slept so hard your dreams were filled with nothingness. Not a single dream to be had.
You woke up relatively early the next morning, filled with determination and vigor. It was time to pack up your house. You teetered back and forth from selling everything or just donating it. You didn’t want to bother with all of this more than you had to.
You texted the group chat.
You rolled your eyes and smiled as the phone popped off for a little bit. You moved to get ready. You showered before checking your phone again, finally saying something else after thumbing through what was said before you left.
You once again shoved your phone in your pocket as you went to eat some breakfast. You were the only one awake or here. Hop went back to work, Bubblegum was still asleep.
“Makin’ breakfast?” Dive shuffled into the kitchen, stretching and groaning. “What are we gonna eat?”
“Well, I was just gonna make some loaded hash browns.”
“Load me up.”
You snorted at her dumb joke as she sat at the kitchen island, waiting for you to cook. You decided to open up your phone again and respond one more time before locking in to breakfast.
You snorted at Dive’s shitty joke as you started on making breakfast. You looked in the fridge, making a mental note to go shopping later. You forgot that the lot of you had just been on vacation but everything was mostly empty. Someone must’ve gotten the most basic supplies yesterday or while you were in breakdown mode.
You scrounge up what you could, beginning with breakfast.
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After breakfast, you set out to the house. Dive asked if you wanted her to go, but you wanted to face it by yourself for now. You weren’t sure how you were going to take being in there. You wanted to face it alone before you dragged everyone else with you.
As you arrived at the house, you heard a car skrrt in behind you. You turned around as you reached for the handle.
“Y/N, IF YOU SO MUCH AS TOUCH THAT HANDLE WITHOUT US I’M GOING TO CRASH OUT.”
You jump, turning around to see Hop climbing out of her car with Dive and Bubblegum. Ah, Dive must’ve sent an SOS. You should’ve guessed.
“What the hell are you thinking? Doing this without us? Fuckin’ please.” Hop rolled her eyes.
“Well, I wasn’t sure how-”
“Doesn’t matter. We’re in this together now. Plus, it’ll be faster if we’re all here, yeah?”
Then you saw a few more cars pull in and around the house. You blink, confused. You watched as all your friends began to pile out of the cars.
“Figured it’d be faster if we were all here than you posting pictures of shit to have people claim it.” Hop grinned at you.
You felt tears well in your eyes. “You all didn’t have to do this…”
“We used your house for yeeears as a hang out spot. The least we could do is help you out a lil bit,” Papas said as he came down the driveway.
You sniffled, quickly wiping away your tears. “Well…then I guess we’ll do this together.” You turned back around, opening the house for the first time in months.
Naturally, everything looked the same. It still looked exactly how you left it. Since everyone had switched to going in and out of the other place, you had locked up your house. No one used it anymore, so a nice layer of dust covered everything.
Hop and Bubblegum began to go around, opening windows.
“Let’s get started then,” you said with a nod of determination.
#hello im not dead#we had a surprise visit from the new health department thing and so we've been cleaning and scrubbing the store like crazy to make it extra#clean and get caught up lmao#one piece#one piece x reader#one piece x you#am fics#killer one piece#killer x reader#massacre soldier killer#killer#tosp#also i kinda really like the fake texts they're kinda fun lmao
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I have one friend who is usually the only person who ever actually calls me around this time so i didn't bother checking caller id so i just answered an unknown number by reciting the opening narration of the bee movie. They hung up
#stayed until the last line though. respect#hope it wasn't my state health and human services department#oopsie#wait come back i DO need health insurance#bee movie#shut up me
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I love having chronic migraines it kills my work flow like ✨nothin else✨
#girl I wanted to finish up my queue today#I’m on the colour stage of one and the sketch stage of another and now I can do neither#I also need to tweak a third one a little but my brain is too fried to figure that one out rn#in good news however comma i got one of my dream plushies today#i am endlessly happy in that department#also my mental health is down the toilet lol im NOT doing well but fuck it we ball#many things. work restrictions. immediate wrecking balls in my plans.
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It is clear that the protective functions of workplace health and safety have transferred to the workers through the process of corporate government deregulation and reduced funding of relevant government departments.
Steven Magee
#quotes#Steven Magee#thepersonalwords#literature#life quotes#prose#lit#spilled ink#corporate#corporate-america#corporate-culture#corporate-ethics#corporate-greed#corporate-influence#departments#deregulation#functions#funding#government#government-abuse#government-corruption#government-cover-ups#government-programs#government-propaganda#government-quotes#government-regulation#government-spending#governments#health#osha
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Love when you are having a class discussion about resources available/unavailable on campus and what can be improved, spitballing ideas to make them more useful and accessible and then of course someone inevitably brings up campus email lists because that is the primary way the school tells students about things that are happening and multiple people are like "not a great idea. i never look at my email"
maybe you should be checking your email then
they give you an email address and 5 thousand different links to access it. it's the most convenient thing in the world. the app costs nothing to have on your phone too. some of the stuff we're literally talking about is emailed to you so you know it exists and often has links to the thing so you can conveniently go to it and y'all are acting like its worthless because you can't be bothered to glance at a notification on your phone. Or go to one of the many public computers on campus to skim your inbox once a week or even month.
#we were discussing the disability accessibility tools department on campus because it's a disability class#and there were a lot of things i had no idea we even had because almost nobody seems to know this department is there#despite being told constantly by campus about other similar departments that do similar aid and accessibility things for students#I was like: they should include this with their daily email about notable resources on campus and upcoming events.#they already do that for like 5 other departments all the time. especially during welcome week and if you're a freshman#and people acting like it was a worthless thing#you realize those dumb emails are how i got a 1000 grant for tuition a few semesters ago#free vaccinations so i'm up to date despite having zero health insurance or money#and had the chance to work on a real research team as an undergrad#check your fucking email#ok rant over
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every time i open my phone and there’s a new trump appointee a canon goes off in my head like in the hunger games
#what do you mean rfk jr—a vaccine skeptic—is being appointed to lead our department of health and human services. what do you mean by that#someone shut her (liv) up!
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thought too hard about costuming in tv shows and made myself sad i miss it so much
#for those not caught up on the Parker Lore:#i got three years into a ba pursuant to a career in theatrical costuming/dramaturgy#but eventually had to drop out due to a Combination Of Factors (physical and mental health problems plus the department was imploding)#and there was no point in going back to that school once all my friends had graduated#so now i'm taking online community college courses for a completely unrelated field#but i would really love to do at least community theatre again someday#costume design (and sets and props and lighting and and and) is an art form unto itself and it's so so special to me#so if you ever see me being insane about that stuff on here know i literally went to school for it and i'm probably right#my posts
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15. something you learned this year (while researching for a story)
Thank you!
So I opened Sunset to see when each chapter was posted because I did a ton of research for the earlier chapters, including watching all of Troy (2004) which I do not recommend under any circumstances, but this just ended up with me spending a good chunk of the day rereading Sunset and not answering your question at all.
Sadly, I didn't do much research for the chapters that were published this year. For Agua Caliente, I did look up the names of cactuses in Anza Borrego, and the names of the different camp grounds and various camping rules. I also looked up whether San Diego has eucalyptus trees (yes). I ended up on some incredibly unhinged smoothie sites and learned that smoothie people can be absolutely bonkers. Oh and I watched a bunch of videos about cat birth, ahahah.
#I think that about covers it#I did far more research for the early chapters of sunset#ATG and Gold also had me looking up scientific papers on running and various things regarding that#but that was last year#looked up various things about alcoholism for AC too#health stuff mostly#the map campus of the university#actually that goes for Sunset too#well I didn't need a map I walk that campus all the time but I looked up where the classics department was lol
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lots of carefully written fics of civilian touya building a relationship with shouto, not enough of civilian touya finding a path of healing and deciding not to pursue a bond with his youngest sibling. nowhere near enough touya todoroki in so many words saying what amounts to "i've reached a place where i recognize that the pain and rage that i felt growing up comes from how endeavor treated us, and you bear no responsibility for it, and are, in fact, another victim of our father. i know that none of it is your fault. but i also cannot deny that looking at you makes me feel sick to my stomach. through no fault of your own, you are a reminder of a past where i was constantly angry and helpless and in pain. i do not hate you, but i have no love for you either. i have no desire to be your brother at this point in my life. for my own well-being, i am leaving this house and i am never coming back and i will probably never see you again. i hope you find some sort of peace from all the abuse our father has put you through. goodbye."
#dabi#shouto todoroki#basically just a classic ''golden child'' scenario#sort of lol#yes i know some exist but few of them hit that sweet spot idk#and then he moves in with his boyfriend jin#and starts making big strides in the mental health department#even better is shouto was hoping to connect with his big brother#only to receive an ''absolutely not'' response#and having to come to terms with it#endeavor on the sidelines realizing just how badly he's fucked up#that it's not just his own relationships he's fucked#but also that between his kids the damage is irrepairable
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the next customer to ask me "what's wrong with your eye?" is getting thrown into the sea :)
#i have a chalazion on my lower eyelid#which is basically a lump that forms when you have a blocked oil gland#oil builds up behind the blocked gland and solidfies into a hard lump#i've had one before and it went away with warm compresses and eye wash (the standard treatment)#but this one has not gone away after a few months#and is huge and uncomfortable and extremely visible#and will need to be surgically excised given that standard treatment hasn't worked#but i haven't been able to get to a doctor for it because my health insurance is all tangled up with bureaucratical nonsense#(basically i'm in coverage limbo right now)#(waiting for multiple government departments and private companies to communicate with each other)#anyway i'm super self conscious about how it looks#and i have had FIVE DIFFERENT STRANGERS at work#all but one of whom were adults who should know better#just be like ''HEY WHATS THAT THING ON YOUR EYE?''#as if it's remotely polite or appropriate to ask someone you don't know about some clearly medical issue they have#feels great feels great#cass says things
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the rumours of my death have been greatly exaggerated
*it's been 3 months since I last posted* FUCK HAS IT REALLY BEEN THAT LONG???
#capri talks#HI GUYS...... teehee. I am indeed Alive it is true#I have so much milgram lore to catch up on but I'm in several rabbit holes of other series/games and they have an iron fist on me#I am very much about to be annoying on main any day now. I have acquired new characters that have forever altered my brain chemistry#I must talk. I am a little chatterbox and I have many a thought about SO many things. But that doesn't have to be right now. Maybe later :]#I'm not doing so well in the health department and am trying to conserve my energy so its difficult to be excited about things and lack--#-- the spoons to fully articulate my thoughts in a post or. art. So yeah I'm going day by day! 🫠👍#*sighs in undiagnosed-but-looking-to-find-out-soon autoimmune disorder symptoms*
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Guess who just lost their job in a mass layoff and is now once again unemployed 👁👄👁
#post#they pulled a bunch of us into a meeting and told us our whole department basically got annihilated#and instead of transferring us to different departments like they've done with me before#they just kicked us all to the curb and it's up to us to try to re-apply and see if they wanna take us back lol#but hey at least i get a few weeks of severance pay#that's a lot more than i can say of all the other jobs i've been laid off from#plus i got 3 years of experience to put on my resume so i'm sure that helps with my future prospects somewhat#i just applied for unemployment benefits so i'll see where that leads me and hope i can find another decent job that pays me enough to live#goodbye health insurance
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Fairly certain HR fucked up and rounded down my voluntary life insurance from 100,000 to 10,000…….
#I specifically chose 100k back in October#and checked today and it says 10k#someone fucked up here and given I never received contact about health questions or anything at all it wasn’t me!#I’ll be getting married in two months so I can change it back then at least#but still! most worthless department
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now the bat does have cool little hands . But we need to make some calls in the morning
#minmoment#we think hes trapped up there so my gf and i are just sequestering ourselves in another room w the door closed for tonight.#we will call the department of health in the morning
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