The first thing to note is that I am just some guy. Gay, male, 29
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Biggest red flag in a man is when he says his favorite food is steak. First of all it should be cock but even then can you not say something more nuanced you blubbering ape. Not even cheesecake or something. I’d even take a subway sandwich because it means you have some sort of desire to change the world around you
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Yeah hey mom I know it's been a while since I called. I have bad news. My cigarette broke in half. Yeah.. yeah Google said no way to fix it either
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once you start saying shit like "yayy" "yippee" and "hehe" theres no going back
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the amongus crewmate really was a gift to humanity. the world had enough crudely drawn dicks on bathroom stall doors we needed another shape to instantly strike annoyance and discomfort in the viewer
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shaking my head while playing neko atsume so people know that I don’t support outdoor cats
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Are you a writer in categories other than creative writing? (technical, analytical, news writing, etc)
#I mean I have a byline in a really minor library ‘journal’ now but like#well that and I write for my last jobs blog (marketing :/) frequently#so in a very loose interpretation yeah I guess#also a personal project I would rather die than admit to on tumblr but got a modest amount of traction in a micro niche
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Read this tag out of order, and after a beat I realized it was the "she/her-ing", but let's all pause to imagine the she-herring of the moon anyway. Very silvery, scales sparkling, NOT a racist
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