The first thing to note is that I am just some guy. Gay, male, 30. Come for the food polls, stay for the ????
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seeing certain mutuals on the dash like thank god you’re here. i missed you.
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middle class americans need to reintroduce ourselves to the magic a can of beans

#‘I don’t like beans’ sadly my husband has said this 😔#but we’ve made progress and it really only applies to new world beans
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Orgasm denial. Orgasm anger. Orgasm bargaining. Orgasm depression and orgasm acceptance.
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attention marketing team please put this up in times square
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unblock me. whatever i said to piss you off i was right and i want to reblog your little post
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i tried to make a venn diagram but my migraine is ironically too bad for me to have the brain power to take the time to fix the proportions and then i locked one of the text layers and got pissed off and gave up. but i kind of like it all fucked up like this
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