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weird vibes aren't exactly rare at an antique mall but this one stall w/haunted energy had a sign with phrasing that has been stuck in my head for days lol
GIRLY STUFF FOR THE DAMSEL
BITS OF GLAMOUR FOR MADEMOISELLE
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USAmericans. You’re on a road trip. What’s your gas station stop of choice? (Clean bathrooms, decent road trip snacks and drinks, etc.)
#I don’t hold out for a better option but if I could manifest them into being it would go buccees Wawa and racetrack in that order#I’ve stopped at more loves than anything though because I have historically done long trips through rural areas#and that’s just what’s there
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when people are like “he’s not even attractive you could find a guy that looks like him at any gas station” i’m like….. well you see there’s beauty everywhere actually
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Tiffany Chapel, Morse Museum of American Art, Winter Park, Florida, USA
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One of our cats new favorite place to hang out is on the couch directly behind my head, wrapping his tail around me and placing one (1) paw on my shoulder
#he also generally can’t see me sit on the couch and not crawl out of whatever snuggly place he was in to sit on my lap#I love him#he’s also the dumbest cat alive (affectionate) but for unrelated reasons
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I’ve relapsed into my childhood habit of checking out about a dozen books at once from the library, and then before I’m done checking out even more, but unlike then I’m actually reading them this time lol
#read Beowulf today#liked it a lot more than either the Iliad or Aeneid#best of the epics that are just guys stabbing other guys#I admit though I’m also cheating on the books in that I’m mostly reading short books#three of them have been poetry books lmao
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Me Giving a Pressed Conference: our advocacy for the disabled must include the addict, the imperfect victim, those we despise; the right to autonomy and life cannot devolve into a popularity contest
Reporter I Hate (Not Sexual Tension): Does that include all the attendees of the Bored Ape NFT event who went blind
Me: *Blood streaming from my nostrils and eyes* david, it includes everyone
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*aborted little brother voice* it would be my turn on the xbox...if i existed...
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Oh what's that? You only read books with lots of "spice" in them? Well then I've got a great one for you, practically the whole plot revolves around "spice". Ahem. In the week before their departure to Arrakis,
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this is a terrible time to be alive *remembers the latter half of the 14th century* this is a not so good time to be alive
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being on doxxing terms with a tumblr mutual is kinda funny like we met at yaoi university and now an year later we both know each other's exact locations
#I would go back to college if yaoi university were the college#anyway I think I’ve directly told two mutuals where I am maybe 3 I can’t remember#though nobody knows the trifecta of my full name where I live and where I work lol
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