#he's not the lord
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seeing some people begin to fully describe early mcd season 1 garroth as an asshole, and it's making me so,, emo, not to say he's some ray of sunshine but i don't think he was an asshole considering the circumstances he was in?? you could argue the asshole-ness comes from garroth giving aphmau a lot of tasks with the village and entrusting her with a lot of stuff, but that interpretation directly ignores that aphmau walked into this village and saw their situation and went "i'm going to fix you and MAYBE take you over" this is a pre- donna/logan wedding post btw but idk HOP OFF MY GOAT and the matilda thing uhh i dunno cheaters never prosper and garroth you probably WERE the other woman fix urself before u wreck urself
#minecraft diaries#garroth ro'meave#now i hope this doesn't bite me in the ass#and again i know garroth isn't the best ever#he could be fairly secretive to aphmau and the rest of the village for what he deemed was for the better of all#and he was very curt with her in the beginning#and he did unload a lot onto her shoulders#BUT SHE ALSO WELCOMED A LOT OF IT?#one of her first words in episode one is talking about wanting to become the new lord of phoenix drop#idk what yall want him to do#he's not the lord#he's the head guard#now the matilda thing#thats out of my hands#kind of a dick move there garroth#mcd rewatch
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Did anyone tell Ford (bonus doodles: Family Movie Night, 70s Classics)
#DID ANYONE TELL HIM. DOES MR NERD KNOW THEY MADE LIVE ACTION LORD OF THE RINGS MOVIES#FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING CAME OUT IN 2001 DOES HE KNOW. HAS HE WATCHED THEM#more importantly the HOBBIT came out in december of 2012. meaning Ford came back JUST in time to watch it in theatres#which I choose to believe he and Dipper did do. I'm gonna draw that actually. Those nerds love Tolkien you cant tell me otherwise#stanford pines#ford pines#grunkle ford#dipper pines#mason pines#gravity falls#GF fanart#fan art#fanart#digital art#comic#silly#my art
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Random goon: Hey boss, were you the one to pick that name as an alias? And why this one?
Red Hood : I used to have another name, before... A long time ago. But that person is dead now. I get to choose for myself now, they can't take that from me. I won't let them.
Goon: Huh.
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Random Goon: Say boss, why do you never take off your shirt in front of us?
Red Hood: Well uh, I actually have that really fucked scar on my chest and I'm not comfortable with...
Random Goon: Don't worry boss, we get it, you don't have to explain yourself to us.
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Red Hood, high on some toxin: God, I wish my family...
Random Goon (on boss-sitting duty): why not try reaching out to them?
Red Hood: They would never accept me as I am now... They wouldn't agree with my so-called "life choices". Besides, they don't miss me, they miss the person they think I used to be... I wasn't even a man when I last saw them.
Random Goon: Damn boss, that sucks.
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And then the goons throw the Red Hood a party on trans visibility day and Jason is so confused he straight up cries.
#supportive goons#Jason read somewhere that showing vulnerability helps being a good leader#they have pool parties#the goons love jason#best mafia boss ever#he knows all their names and helps their kids study for school#they're all very concerned to find out he's 19#jason todd#under the hood#under the red hood#red hood's goons#oh to be a zombie drug lord in this economy#they're a little confused but they got the spirit#batman#batfam#batfamily#batman and robin#assigned trans at goon
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thinking about ford "human blood tastes better" pines
ford "i have been desiring blood more than usual" pines
stanford "was bitten by a fruit bat but still wrote the sentence 'i have been desiring blood more than usual'" pines
#gravity falls#ford pines#stanford pines#what is WRONG with him jfkdlsjklsa#he and bill really WERE made for each other. lord alive man.#ford how many different types of blood have you definitely not sampled to have a distinct ranking in which human blood is the best#ford you wrote this BEFORE you went insane. ford.#this was you at your normalest. comparatively speaking.
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Jason Todd with his goons:
#jason with his family: 😡💀🤢🤬#jason with his goons: 🥰💕😇#crime lord jason may be a villain but hes not a monster (a capitalistic pig that doesnt treat their workers with respect)#yk jason be treating his employees like theyre his children even tho theyre all old enough to be HIS parents lmaooo#he be giving the best benefits and pay fr#all the other gotham rogues are jealous he has such a loyal workforce#jason todd#red hood#incorrect quotes#dc#crack#twitter#dc comics#fanatical posting
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Batman gives each of his Robins a different code to use when they’re in trouble and need immediate extraction. He promises that when they call, he’ll drop everything just to get to them, come hell or high water.
Jason, during his time with the League, shares his code with Damian, to be used “only in the direst of circumstances, when you have exhausted all other options.” He doesn’t know if Bruce will answer, given how fractured their relationship was before he died, but it is better than nothing. Every tool counts when they live such dangerous lives.
Damian uses it exactly once, and Bruce, who still feels the loss of his son like a yawning chasm in his chest, responds to it even though he knows it can’t be Jason because Jason’s dead. What he finds, instead of Jason, is a boy in League garbs, drenched in blood from the tips of his midnight-black hair to his too-small feet, with a face that Bruce sees himself and Talia in, requesting asylum from a grandfather who wishes to possess his body. Bruce doesn’t question how this boy who is so clearly his son knew the code. Talia al Ghul is resourceful and places family above all; the code is not beyond her abilities to discover, and she is not above using Bruce’s desperate love for his dead son to ensure that hers does not meet the same fate.
Bruce takes Damian in, because of course he does, and since Jason is dead he allows Damian to keep using the code. After all, it’s not like Jason is alive to use it, right? If someone uses the code, there’s no one it could be but Damian, right?
The next time the code is used, Bruce traces the location to Gotham even though Damian was supposed to be in Bludhaven visiting Dick. But whatever happened that resulted in Damian being in Gotham can wait, because he has already failed one son and he will not fail another, his son is in trouble and he needs to get to him, he needs to—
What he finds, instead of Damian, is a boy (just eighteen, too young, but also too old, but also he will always be a boy to him) in League garbs, drenched in blood from the tips of his midnight-black hair to his too-large feet (when had he gotten so big), wearing the face of his dead son.
(Who, maybe, just maybe, may no longer be so dead.)
#Jason sees Bruce answer his code with such desperation and thinks that maybe Bruce still loves him just a little#maybe he doesn’t need revenge maybe he can just go home#maybe when HE calls it instead of Damian Bruce will come get him too#and because of that there’s no red hood in this au#even though I love crime Lord red hood Jason#maybe he can still be a crime lord idk just not one called red hood who baited Batman into choosing between him and joker#Bruce Wayne#Jason Todd#Damian Wayne#Batman#DC#DC comics#DCU#Batfam#Robin#DC Robin#notfic
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Do you know this queer character?
Castiel is Queer and Agender or Genderfluid, and uses varying pronouns based on presentation!
#opening pandora's box with this one i've been blissfully unaware of supernatural my entire life and I don't really want to start but#the history of supernatural on this blog already is rough please have mercy#this is the most specific i'm willing to get with labels on this one#8 people submitted him dear lord#castiel#cas spn#castiel spn#spn#supernatural#tumblr polls#fandom polls#poll#queer#agender#genderfluid#varying pronouns#he/him#she/her#they/them#live action#lgbtqia#do you know this queer character
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"why did the ring mostly affect frodo and not bilbo who had it for a gazillion years" objectively has a textual answer but i think the best answer is that sauron just likes bilbo more than frodo
bilbo: *uses the ring to hide from his relatives*
sauron, remembering almaren: yknow. real.
#back on my silmarillion shitposting#silm shitpost#sauron#mairon#lotr#the silmarillion#silmarillion#look im just saying#sauron knows what it's like to have relatives he hates#bet saruman stole his favorite spoons#bilbo#bilbo baggins#frodo#frodo baggins#the ring#the one ring#the lord of the rings
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biden’s team during every commercial break
#debate#presidential debate#biden#trump#house md#fr he looks so sick#obv better than trump but oh lord
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The Perfect Prince
#atla#zuko#avatar the last airbender#atla fanart#atla art#zuko fanart#zuko art#prince zuko#fire lord zuko#atla zuko#atla azula#princess azula#azula art#azula fanart#azula#ozai#fire lord ozai#agni#agni kai#The Perfect Prince#avatar#new gods au#Spirit Touched! Zuko#partially blind zuko#fire hazard siblings#fire nation#He's been having prophetic dreams for years#ponytail zuko#For some reason I couldn't draw his hair in this one. Phoenix Tail Zuko crew rise up!#This comic was such a ride to write and sketch. The progression of Zuko's nightmare was something that came out of nowhere.
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Hm… it seems that they have something in common?
[BONUS]
Also, where did Mithrun’s monster knowledge come from..?
#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#dunmeshi#mithrun#mithrun house of kerensil#mithrun delicious in dungeon#mithrun dunmeshi#laios#laios touden#laios dungeon meshi#kabru#kabru of utaya#art#kabru dungeon meshi#kabumisu#labru#laimisu#? idk.#im a bitch and im tagging it despire this being noromantic. blah blah up to interpretation#i just find it so funny how both laios and mithrun know alot about monsters. for very different reasons.#i need more people to understand the agenda.#mithrun forced to know the biological ecosystem of monsters bc hes dungin lord while laios is in it for the game#also kabru being their link HATING MONSTERS#SO FUNNY#free kabru
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I think that one of the funniest things about Legolas (especially in the movies) is that he’s literally the only Elvish prince in all of Middle-Earth but everyone treats him like he’s just a random guy. And he ACTS like just a random guy as well which makes it even better
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Batfam AU
Damian was captured by some villain, and Dick just saved him.
Nightwing: Why didn't you send a distress signal? You could have gotten hurt. What if I didn't get here in time?
Robin: tt, stop your incessant nagging, Grayson. I can handle myself. Besides, I did send out a distress signal.
Nightwing: Really, cause I didn't get it, and neither did B.
Robin, realizing something: Ah, I believe I may have alerted someone else of my capture then...
Nightwing: who-
He's cut off as a red figure barrels through the window, shattering it.
Red Hood, guns cocked as he looks around the room: Who the fuck do I need to kill?
Robin, deadpan: Impeccable timing as always, Akhi.
#Dick is flabbergasted#he has been trying and failing to get Damian to call him Dick Richard at the very least#and yet he calls this random crime lord “Akhi”#good brother jason todd#good big brother jason todd#protective jason todd#jason todd#red hood#damian wayne al ghul#damian wayne#talia adopts jason#jason and damian#robin damian#batman#dc#batfam#batfamily#dc comics#dick grayson#batkids#nightwing#batfam au
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Gallifrey
A speedpaint video of this will be available at my Patreon on march 1st! 😊
#doctor who#tenth doctor#david tennant#gallifrey#time lord#my art#there is so little art of Gallifrey and Time lord robes!! so here is a contribution#with Ten because he is my special boy sorry#I love their collars so much!!
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In da clerb, we all fam
#svsss#liushen#cumplane#qijiu#shen qingqiu#scum villain#drunk peak lords#this is all SQH’s idea btw#Shen Qingqiu is the DD#Yue Qingyuan is by no means a light weight but he sure is a sobber once he gets drunk#I think Liu Qingge is acting on his inner impulses rn too#drunk LQQ = monkey hindbrain activated#anyway#I had to throw this out into the world bc I was staring for too long at the sketch#it would never see the light of day if I waited until morning#hoot art
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Pov: all of your colleagues want you dead (sound)
#flashing tw#bg3#baldur’s gate 3#bg3 gortash#lord enver gortash#bg3 memes#lord gortash#enver gortash#i’m fucking crying#me and imovie are going places (hell)#noodle art#i’m his number one fan which means i want him executed but like painlessly#he’s just some guy (derogatory)
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