#he's clinically insane

[introspectivememories]

i know in my heart that robin spent the entirety of the two year timeskip being weirded out by sabo. and it's not like he did anything to her, he's just... uncanny, unsettling even. he stares at her a little to much and sometimes he smiles and she can just tell, that there's something dark behind those eyes. something dangerous. and sometimes he gets into fights on missions and he ends them with a ferocity that scares her or he drags it out for so long she wonders how his opponents dont see that this is a source of amusement for the chief of staff. a game of cant and mouse. and occasionally, the other leaders will give sabo a look that is just filled with sadness and regret and she wonders what it means. and he always looks like he's trying to find something. his fingers twitch sometimes and he always looks like he's missing something. and then she leaves and her chief of staff and his general weirdness get put to the backburner. it's not that important in the long run. maybe he's just weird like that. and then a year later, she's sitting in a cottage in dressrosa and she watches as her captain snuggles into sabo's chest. and she watches as sabo's arms encircle luffy into a protective hold. and she watches as the tension she didn't even know sabo was holding leeches out of him and robin thinks to herself oh. this is what you were looking for. this is what you were missing.

[disqualifiedasahuman]

PLEASE KILL ME WITH A BRICK PLSPLSPLS<3333

You're asking so nicely! Who am I to refuse?

[tomathy-inside-of-the-it]

Logan paul posting those year old texts from Tommy and calling them glaze is so funny. That is not tommyinnit glaze, that barely scratches the surface of tommyinnit glaze. If he was obsessed with you he would be pulling up outside ur window like this

U are NOTTTT jschlatt

[portalmonsterrr]

So anyway, I did Alhaitham’s story quest today

[maybmila]

One of their many, many, MANY bonding experiences with TOWW

Cw loud noise!

[itwoodbeprefect]

going into manner of death you may think this is a show about an adult man with an adult job (performing autopsies on his childhood friends), but the further you get, the more clear it becomes that this is actually a show about an adult man with way too many adult jobs (he also treats patients in the ER, gets called in for emergency surgery, and juggles several potentially connected murder investigations as an unpaid side gig). no wonder literally every single person around him keeps randomly handing him food, even though we know he's a good cook. with only twenty-four hours in a day, it's a miracle he even finds the time to be weird and domestic with his prime murder suspect and their pet cactus

[houseswife]

I love how they set taub’s biggest issue up to be the fact that he cheats on his wife. like that’s the only thing wrong with him really. and everybody dunks on him for it. meanwhile wilson has been causally dropping the fact that he’s a serial philanderer since season 1 and nobody bats an eye because there’s just so much else to unpack that it might be the most normal aspect of his personality

[psalmsofpsychosis]

The Average Alfred Pennyworth Portrayal: *is Bruce Wayne's capable and somewhat cryptic butler*

Gotham!Alfred Pennyworth: *threatens an 11 years old boy to eat his dinner proper because if he doesn't he'll be too light in weight by the morning and the Balloonman will come for him and will tie him to a balloon and send him to the skies to die because he's rich and corrupt and forever guilty*

[eremin0109]

Logan has always tried to do good, especially by those who he loves. And let's be real, in every universe he loves the x-men more than anything. They're his family for crying out loud. He might be an asshole with anger issues but he's not a bad guy, even the worst of his versions.

And Wade sees that, sees underneath all that anger and grief and tough guy exterior. He gets ran through by Logan's claws, being subjected to some very harsh words and is insulted every step of the way throughout most of the film. But his singular belief in Logan, that only he can save his universe, that never wavers.

"I know how to kill people for money but you...you know how to save them." Wade says. But it is him who saves Logan in the end.

[3-aem]

thinking about touch starved touch sensitive gojo again. Absolutely desperate for even the most grazing touches from getou and yet overwhelmed by it all.

[awhoreintheory]

Picture Peter using slangs from his universe, and utterly befuddling people when he gets dropped in Gotham

Peter sounds insane. No one knows what a "gritty" is, or how to hit it. He has a weird obsession with caps, but he never wears a hat. No one knows what the hell "America's ass" means. Is it a dig at politics? A reference the "do the butt's match?" Meme? No one fucking knows.

Anyways that's how he gives his identity away AND Tim assumes he's from the future, the the batfamily makes contingencies around this incorrect assumption

[schpeenor]

i need some idealistic ass AU where dabi is still alive and functional post final war along with what was left of the league except the twist is that he looks like fucking nightmare fuel now.

and for some unknown illogical reason either the 3 manned league managed to break out or they’re just out there. free…

that or it’s modern AU no quirks (heteromorphic traits still exist though) and this is just the result of… something…

LISTEEEEN.. i just NEED more drawings of this man dealing with stupid shenanigans but he looks like this. ESPECIALLY WITH THE EXISTENCE OF THIS ILLUSTRATION, DABI PERCHED ON SPINNER AND POSING LIKE HE ISNT A WHOLE WAD OF BURNT FLESH.

i know i’m genuinely yapping right now.. but like give me spinner staring at this man and not knowing whether he should be turned on, horrified, or both.

[sprinklesharkie]

he will never stop

[forestshadow-wolf]

Soap finds it absolutely sinful when ghost is covered in blood with gore and sinews dripping off him

GOD does Ghost look decadent when he's drenched in horror

[m0dernv4mpire]

Rowan was 18 when he went to Hartley High...he should have been at the psychiatrist's

[milkcryy]

thinking about sinister mark and sigh.

hopping on the bandwagon. i have some choice Thoughts about him that id like to air out.

(keep in mind that i am NOT A DARK BLOG!!! stuff i say in this post is Very close to toeing the line of being borderline SCARY TO ME. im a soft bitch) also no non/dubcon bc consent is important to me.

minors dni with this post cause it gets a little spicy under the cut..

these dark blogs kinda make me see the sinister mark vision.. like..... theres so many possibilities when it comes to him

CW: he eats you out while youre on your period + more. it gets bloody.

that is a man who KNOWS what he wants and GETS it. so desperate and borderline animalistic about you that when he rushes in a blur to pin you to a wall, it cracks. muttering and panting in your ear about what hes about to do to you, and you just know both of you wont make it out of this without blood being involved. hes pressing up against you, still in his stupid suit. smooth as the material rubbed against your back, stinking with his sweat.

hed start out considerably gentle with it, hands shaking from holding himself back from the worst of what he was fantasizing of doing to you. pinning you hips down to keep you from squirming despite your quips about you being on your period. he'd lick his lips, his heart racing even faster when he pulls down your pants. even better, he rasps, dragging his hands down your thighs and leaning in close between them. you couldnt see his eyes through how opaque and dark his goggles were, but you could tell his eyes were blinking heavily with lust just to swallow you whole without remorse.

and maybe you let him, spreading your legs for him. like a bunny letting a wolf clamp its jaws around the other's neck. he was going to drain you dry.

he wastes no time eating you out, lips and tongue working at your sweet spots in the best way possible. something something his grip on your hips bruising you. something something he haphazardly spits on your clit as if it wasnt slick enough, the room filling with the biting scent of metal. mercilessly tonguing you even after youre finished, thighs squeezing around mark's head, unable to compose yourself when every nerve is ridden with overwhelming pleasure.

before you know it, youre forced on your hands and knees. a rough hand at the back of your head forcing your face down onto the bed when his tip rubs at your bloody, dripping entrance. he mustve ripped the crotch area of his suit off, you barely have time for the thought to process when he's hurriedly pushing his dick inside you, when the tip presses just a little painfully against your cervix, he relishes the squeak you let out, muffled by the bedsheets.

mark wastes no time with this, hips moving at a relentless pace, coaxing - no - forcing moans and squeaks from you as if he were pulling the pathetic sounds out of you with his bare hands. and his grip was a vice, merciless thing. though there was no relief when his hand lets go of the back of your head, arms shaking and struggling to prop yourself up. licking your blood off his lips, mark leans in, his chest pressing against your back. grunting in your ear. your eyes shoot open to the feeling of mark's teeth clamping harshly down onto your shoulder. you cry out, whether in pain or pleasure, you didnt know, but the harder his jaw clamped, you were sure it was some mix of both. your skin gave way, sharp canines piercing your shoulder like he was some feral dog. the small drops of blood that slithered from the wound were quickly lapped up by a rough, bloodthirsty tongue.

when both of you are finished, you dont stop leaking his cum from your hole for a whole day. you body is practically covered with livid bruises and bite marks. and whenever you see them in the mirror, you brandish them like its a shining, bright fucking gold medal.