#heartbreak high spoilers

[dailyheartbreakhigh]

HEARTBREAK HIGH (2022 - ) Season 2, Episode 1

[ladiesofcinema]

From now on, I'm officially your body guard. I go wherever you go. ASHER YASBINCEK & AYESHA MADON as HARPER & AMERIE — HEARTBREAK HIGH | S02E01, Bird Psycho

[quinnigallagherjones]

quinni watching them all high af and laughing bc she finally looks like the normal one YEAH

[potato-jem]

“i say no wuckas, but deep down i have many wuckas” is going on my tombstone

[palehottubchild]

idk guyssss cash holding back darren to stop the person he loves from running into a burning building vs spider holding ant back from running into a burning building i am connecting dots

[saywhatyouwillbut]

to have malakai and rowan flirt for three episodes, then get together, then break up one episode later because of a mushroom-trip misunderstanding,,, then for rowan to have actually been obsessed with amerie the whole time and for rowan to threaten malakai to stay away from her ?? TERRIBLE shit to happen to a character just starting to accept his bisexuality imo

[the-angry-pixie]

Things I loved from Season 2 of Heartbreak High: (spoilers obviously)

bisexuals! bisexuals everywhere!

Cash getting out of jail - and choosing the right car to get in - when i tell you that scene had me literally screaming!

Harper and her like, entire journey

fucking RAGE callback with the aesthetic and everything!

Nan - best character in the whole show!

Zoe being a bit annoying but not being a villain

Cash and Darren just being so in love and like not even batting an eyelash at showing it to everyone (when they werent fighting that is)!

Spider's homelife - didn't see it coming but it fits

the whole commentary on masculinity and the war on "wokeness"

Chook being a good villain - as in, totally believable, totally terrifying in every scene he was in

Jojo and Woodsy just being... such good people, among the mayhem

Missy saying "petit miam" when she's speaking french

the BIRD PSYCHO mystery - kept me guessing right until the end

More Missy - what a queen!

SPEAKING OF ROYALTY HAVE I MENTIONED MY BISEXUAL KING MALAKAI!!!!!

I even liked the Dusty cameos - not too much, not too little

whenever Amerie and Harper would comfort each other in any scenario

actually any scenes with Harper - like literally whenever she was interacting with anyone it was just *chefs kiss* - Amerie, Cash, Woodsy, Ant, Quinni, Darren

SEXY DANCE FART - a slut-drop-fart was soooo not on my bingo card but thank you writers

baby Dougie adopting baby Darude 🥹

the music was banging! SO. MANY. GOOD. SONGS.

Spider's erectile dysfunction and how it was handled - not just played for laughs, but something that is obviously effecting him a lot

finding out the origin of Cash's nickname - heartbreaking!

THE FUCKING NUTBUSH!!!!! Its just not an Aussie school dance if there is no Nutbush

Ok I have to be up for work in like 5 hours so i really need to go to sleep now but I just had to get my thoughts down. Overall was very impressed with the season. Can't wait to do a rewatch and pick up on even more things!!

[scre6m]

I think he took it fine. HEARTBREAK HIGH (2022— ) Season 2, Episode 5

[bisexualmultifandommess]

I find it so funny but also adorable that Malakai waited until Amerie was finished with her list to question why she’s dressed as a frog lmao

[hay-barrel]

rowan obviously needs a lot of help and it’s horrible what he put amerie through…. but was him dating malakai just like. a fun gay side quest?

(half kidding but curious to know what people think his motives were there)

[afterschoolcrewz]

the writers have to hate malakai like his ex boyfriend is literally insane and threatening him while also dating and being obsessed with his ex girlfriend that he’s still in love with he can never win

[dailyheartbreakhigh]

HEARTBREAK HIGH (2022 - ) Season 2, Episode 2

[dangercupcaake]

the actual biggest mystery of heartbreak high season 2 is how the scariest looking white man managed to bag two of the baddest bitches at Hartley.......

[short-gremlin]

playing that "oh no" tiktok song when amerie found out she was pregnant was CRIMINAL

[ioveiy]

can i just talk about the tiny plot throughout s2 of Woodsy keeping an eye on Harper & teaching her to drive??? it was just… SO needed and the storyline was handled appropriately and was fucking realistic but wholesome. Harper is so young to not have an adult to care for her, and as independent & brave as she is, it’s still something she needs and CRAVES.

the ENTIRE scene of Woodsy & Harper after Harper attacked Ant on the field during the game… just *chef’s kiss*

“You’re standing there telling me you’re all well and good but that girl I just saw on the field was carrying some pretty major rage.”

Harper, literally about to cry: “So?”

“So… I’m trying to help that girl, and she won’t let me.”

and for Harper to breakdown the way she did to Woodsy, an adult who, yes had checked in with her prior to this instance, but not exactly someone she had a close rapport with, simply an adult that was THERE and ASKING. “You really wanna help me? Give me some money so I can get some proper clothes to wear to this trial so I don’t look like a bag-of-shit victim. Or give me a car so I don’t have to catch two buses to get to my lawyer’s office. Or give me lawyers who don’t call me unsympathetic. Or get me a place to stay so I don’t have to occupy space at Amerie’s house. How does that sound?” (Also the FUCKING reality of these statements too just made Harper’s entire rant that much more raw).

and Woodsy just deciding in that moment that once Harper’s calmed down she’s gonna be like “alright kid I’m your principal so I can’t give you things but I WILL teach you things.” just wonderful

and then Woodsy’s excitement in the finale when Harper told her she got her license?? literally goes to hug her as if she’s her own child then dialing back because, yeah, still the principal & that’s not appropriate. realistic and human and written perfectly.

[honeybee-babe]

HEARTBREAK HIGH SEASON 2 SPOILER:

Quinn would have died from that snakebite if she wasn’t autistic. She woudn’t have known not to panic, and she wouldn’t have had the mental strength and objective reasoning to be able to look at the situation from outside herself and be able to stop herself from panicking and communicate to the others that that’s what she needed. I love that they had an arc that showed autism as an asset, without the need to loudly and overtly assert it. ♥️