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diazsdimples Ā· 5 months ago
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10 TV Shows!
Game: Add 10 gifs from your favorite shows and tag 10 people
Tagged by @perfectlysunny02 @rainbow-nerdss @hippolotamus @wikiangela @kitteneddiediaz
@dangerpronebuddie @inell
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2. Dexter
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3. Top Gear/ Grand Tour
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4. Big Bang Theory
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5. Schitt's Creek
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6. Bones
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7. Grey's Anatomy
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8. Good Omens
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9. Resident Alien
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10. Wellington Paranormal
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np tagging @theotherbuckley @daffi-990 @bidisasterevankinard @spotsandsocks and @neverevan bc I've run out of people & anyone else who wants to join
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thelesbianthespianposts Ā· 9 months ago
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imagine: you get your memories back after years of amnesia to find out your whole species is dead and earth doesnā€™t exist anymore. that the only thing left of your culture is your weird ex and his busted honda civic that barely even works that he stole from the government when he was 13. And heā€™s been taking members of an alien species for trips in his honda civic and theyā€™re all like ā€œwoah itā€™s so coolā€ and you get upset because itā€™s NOT COOL itā€™s a honda civic, the turn signals donā€™t even work ā€œwow it can go up hillsā€ yeah OF COURSE IT CAN GO UP HILLS EVERY CAR COULD DO THAT. but theyā€™ve never seen a car before so everything it does is the coolest thing ever. And your exā€™s only tool is a fucking screwdriver which is somehow also cool to this dumbass alien species even though itā€™s a fucking screwdriver so you just look like an idiot screaming about how none of this is even cool itā€™s actually really shitty but your whole planet is gone so you canā€™t even prove it but also youā€™ve had a constant drumming sounding in your head since you were 10 slowly driving you insane. I would become evil too.
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witchofthemidlands Ā· 1 month ago
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the pause between ex & best friend. she really wanted to get under billy's skin so bad she was a few snarky comments away from saying ā€œyeah well, i probably would have fucked your momā€
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casually-eat-my-soul Ā· 3 months ago
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Okay so like stick with me but young Derek, alive hale fam au.
So like the Hale family finds out that Derek has a crush on Sheriff Stilinskiā€™s delinquent son, and has mixed reactions. Talia is torn between amusement, worry and wanting to dislike stiles. Papa hale is very protective but thinks it funny that him and his son have the same tastes.
Peter is ecstatic, Stiles once beat him in chess when running from the cops. (stiles was running and sat down in the park around people for cover, turns out he interrupted a chess tournament. Peter challenged him to a game if stiles lost, Peter would turn him over to the police. If he won, stiles could use him as an alibi)ļæ¼
The rest of his siblings donā€™t really have an opinion other than using Derekā€™s crush to make fun of him EXPECT for Laura. Laura is in a one sided rivalry with stiles.
As the sheriff right hand deputy she was tasked with keeping an eye out for stiles and she constantly loses him. Which shouldnā€™t be possible because sheā€™s a werewolf. She can never connect him to a crime heā€™s committed and can never prove anything. Canā€™t go to a judge a say ā€œoh he left a scent trail which I followed because Iā€™m a werewolf.ā€
Derek brings him home to dinner after they start dating. Unfortunately, the day that Derek brings him over, is also the day that Laura had to run around town taking reports of his crimes. She is fuming. Stiles looks her dead in her twitching eye and asked her how her day went.
The only crime she can connect him to is when he commit aggravated assault against a few of Derekā€™s teammates went to far with hazing. (Derek refused to fight back as not to hurt them) she lets him off.
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race-week Ā· 2 months ago
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So I saw a few drivers talking about Colapintoā€™s start, and here it is.
Itā€™s crazily impressive how he dives into the first corner
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draconym Ā· 9 months ago
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He finally got on the bouncy perch
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kizzer55555 Ā· 6 months ago
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The car is HAUNTED?!
So there is this fanfic where Danny is injured and possesses Batmanā€™s cape until he can recover. What if instead, he possesses the bat mobile? Like, now Danny has access to all of this weaponry and can move around at will. Danny swerves to protect the bats from incoming projectiles and can fire to cover for them. The bat-mobile has suddenly started to show up whenever they need it either for a ride (and the bat-mobile has a camouflage mode to look like a normal car) or they might be calling for backup and no one answers when suddenly, batmobile comes tearing down the road. If they are being chased, Batmobile fires missiles at their attacker, if they are trapped in a building, batmobile drives through the wall. If they just need a coffee, batmobile shows up (and somehow obtained it from a drive through). At first, everyone thinks that the batmobile just got an update in its autopilot systems. Or that the autopilot is acting out. Then they realize no one uploaded anything and start freaking out. (They might also assume it could have been hacked but they canā€™t fine anything unusual in itā€™s servers and itā€™s only been helping them). On one hand, the batmobile has been really useful lately. On the other hand, is their car haunted?!
Imagine Constantine knows something is wrong with the car and Danny chasing him around because itā€™s fun. Then freezes when one of the bats comes in like a game of red light green light. Sees Bats: red light. Freeze. Sees Constantine: GREEN LIGHT! GOOOOO!
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yutamayo Ā· 2 months ago
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Toji: $20 for an hour
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piastrispastry Ā· 3 months ago
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I will continuously defend Logan Sargeant until the day I die and I hope everyone who interacts with me knows that.
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cozylittleartblog Ā· 5 months ago
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happy pride month. i did not make this up for th ememe
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ibetittering Ā· 3 months ago
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Come on guys šŸ˜”
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#selfie bee#me telling a coworker who I have been working with for 4 months and whose name I do not know about my toenails#i'm sorry Tobias (?? Paul ??) it was the only topic I could come up with after I already told you about the big bird I saw in 8th grade#FRIENDS how are you!! :) how has the new year been so far!!#did you have a lot of snow on christmas!#we did and it was really fun! I had a very bad cold so I just watched the snow from inside but that was good too c:#do you have any plans for the new year?#i always have lot and most of the time I do not do any of them but planning is fun#this year I REALLY want to watch all of Star Trek ćƒ½(Ā“āˆ‡ļ½€)ļ¾‰#I would also love to learn how to make a handstand#imagine if you could just make yourself upside down#but it is a far away dream because honestly I am not very good at being usual side up most of the time either#but I will try probably at least 2 times to learn it ( į› )#maybe I'll finally finish that website!#new years are good and fun#it's wild to think about how much daily life has changed since last year but I feel just the same :)#who knows what this year will bring!#I hope I don't hit a pheasant with my car#I almost hit a pheasant with my car last year and the pheasant made direct eye contact#I wonder how he is doing today#since that moment I think about pheasants a lot#I knew they were real but I had never seen one#just to know they are out there is a mystical feeling#right know it is raining so all the pheasants might be wet#get dry soon pheasants!!#I don't think I've ever seen a wet bird either#I don't know what do do with all these birds thoughts#also thank you for the person who asked about my skirt!! ( ĖŠįµ•Ė‹ )ā™”.Ā°ā‘…#I've finished it and its really really bad#but I love it
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heartorbit Ā· 7 months ago
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the star you've longed for
#PLEASE WATCH REVUE STARLIGHT!!!!!!šŸ’„šŸ’„šŸ’„šŸ’„šŸ’„#project sekai#revue starlight#pjsk#emu otori#nene kusanagi#emunene#prsk#proseka#yuri win. i make my fav pairing fight tothe death#HAPPY EMUNENE WEEK LOOOOOL#Can i be hinestni think this sucks it took way too long cause i forgot how to draw for a week#im seeing demons and stuff. i feel more normal now. Also you may recall emu has a big hammer for revstar#thats the bottom of it the gem thing all the weapons have hers is sharp#i remember seeing meta post abt how mahiru has a blunt weapon because she never actually aimed for the lead role#rather she only wanted to be by karen's side. so her weapon wasnt capable of cutting anything in the first place#Fastforward to the movie and well LOLLLLL#though i think its funny in the movie her mace is still mostly used for i timidation againstbhikari.. bc again shes not winning for a lead#revue starlight youre neat. maybe i like revstar.#<- has been insane for 4+ years#Needed their pose to be smth where nenes weapon isnt visible because I DONT KNOW WHAT WEAPON TO GIVE HER. OOMFS HELP. I NEED A NENE WEAPON.#i thought some sort of polearm/spear/halberd etc something with range but that can be ambitious#but i feel like smth with that much footwork needed doesnt suit her.. And she cant hsve a sniper i dont think thatwould fucking work#aruru gets pistols in the revue but aruru also is Ummm well shes uhhh. [screaming] [car crash]#throwing knives would be funny wouldnt it. Put that gamer aim to use#idk if the emunene week tag is on here but i'll donit anyways#emuneneweek2024#EDIT: i have decided nene gets a rapier. its awesome. thanks for coming#tsukasa has his giant flag and i dont want to budge on that. im thinking about giving rui the throwing knives since he juggles.#it would be funny. saki + rui knife juggling
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lieutenant-columbro Ā· 2 years ago
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columbo says remember to take ur t shots ā™„ļø
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lookingforsneha Ā· 5 months ago
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Just watched the last episode of good omens and I'm so fucking broken
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gearoxbutabox Ā· 27 days ago
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LITTLE STUPID KIDS THAT LIKE COLLECTING LITTLE STUPID MONSTERS (AND GHOSTS)
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