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My notes from a presentation on cave fauna reproduction strategies.

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Found a full set of furniture while magnet fishing in the harbor. Behold the barnacle throne.

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Calopteron terminale, end band net-wing beetle, which alighted on my outstretched hand as I was out walking.

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i must not kill myself . killing myself is the myself killer

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Them Eat Crab.

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they all immediately knew it was me

I'm at a work barbeque and they asked everyone to anonymously write down a funny story and put it in a hat so we can try to guess whose is whose. I'm submitting the egg story since it happened at a different parks system. Will I regret this

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I'm at a work barbeque and they asked everyone to anonymously write down a funny story and put it in a hat so we can try to guess whose is whose. I'm submitting the egg story since it happened at a different parks system. Will I regret this

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i know this isn't the reguar theme of this blog but i need to share it somewhere because today someone called my local fire department because they found

a horse

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Hey so you guys will never guess what vitamin I was seriously deficient in

Why does this keep happening to you? The eggs I mean

My best guess is that some fae creature out there is worried about my B12 intake.

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My boss at 4:30: Remember to bring the example pieces to the event tomorrow to advertise our classes!

Me: the example pieces ....

My boss: For the classes. The finished pieces. You made one for your painting class, right?

Me: yeah definitely I made one.

Fifteen minutes later:

It's fine!! Just don't try to pick it up until tomorrow morning.

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could a mentally ill person eat a salad at 2:27am? yeah didn’t think so. tay 2 mood disorder 0

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you are chronically ill and yet you participate in society? curious,

you caught me!!! I guess now I have to choose between giving up all my medications and accommodations OR lying facedown in bed for the rest of my life

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thought you owned a car?

I own half of a car, and sometimes both halves are in use elsewhere. And other times I might even use a bicycle voluntarily.

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David Lynch Eraserhead Drag King I'm obsessed with you

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One thing I love about studying math is that when you ask any fellow student or prof why they went into math we all say it’s because we find it beautiful. It’s so diametrically opposed to the opinion that everyone else has about math that it feels like some kind of virus that infects you and makes you unable to study anything else