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twilightarc-gm · 11 months
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Guidao in MDZS, Quotes
🖤 Okay so you know the discourse is hopping, now I wanted to slide in with the full excerpt from the official EN novels of MDZS. Alot has been said about the cultural nuance with how certain Xianxia cultivators treat the dead.
But I specifically wanted to address how guidao isn't about "peacefully" anything.
🖤 Here is the passage that was cited by another Commenter With Opinions. Some of the fluff pulled out (noted with [...]) and most relevant passages in bold for consideration: vol 1 chap 4
[...] There is an executioner who executed hundreds while alive. His parents and wife are alive and well. He was murdered in town, his corpse lying in open air for seven days, brewing resentment. He now haunts and perpetrates violence. What is to be done?” 
[...]  Murdered in town, a corpse in the open air for seven days—it was the very definition of a major malicious ghost, a great fierce corpse, super difficult to handle. 
[...]  “First, deliverance; second, suppression; third, obliteration.  “Confer with his family and endeavor to learn how to fulfill his dying wish; one must absolve him of his obsession in order to ensure he is released. If the attempt proves futile, then one must suppress him with decision and with force. If his crimes are excessively heinous and his resentment still does not disperse, his existence cannot be tolerated; in this case he must be eradicated. In discharging duty, cultivators must heed this ordering without error.”  [...]  Wei Wuxian said, “Although ‘deliverance’ is the first step, deliverance is often impossible. ‘Fulfill his wish, absolve his attachment’ is easier said than done. If his wish is for a new set of clothes, then sure. But if it’s to kill an entire family for revenge, then what is to be done?”  Lan Wangji repeated, “Deliverance is supplemented by suppression as required. Obliterate when necessary.”  Wei Wuxian smiled at the response. “What a waste of resources.” After a pause, he continued, “It wasn’t that I didn’t know the answer, I was just thinking of a fourth option.”  “I have never heard of any fourth option,” Lan Qiren said.  “This executioner died a horrible death, so him transforming into a fierce corpse is inevitable,” Wei Wuxian said. “Since he executed hundreds whilst alive, why not dig up the graves of those hundreds? Awaken their resentment, fuse their skulls, and have them fight the fierce corpse…”  Lan Wangji finally turned his head to look at him. His expression remained impassive, yet his brows were slightly knit. Lan Qiren was shaking so hard even his goatee was trembling.  He shouted, “Such ignorance!”  Everyone within the Orchid Room was stunned, and Lan Qiren shot to his feet.  “The purpose of exorcism is deliverance! Not only do you pay no thought to the deliverance methods, you want to awaken resentful energy? You are reversing the proper order of things, disregarding ethics!”  Wei Wuxian argued, “Some creatures are impossible to deliver anyway, so why not make use of them? When Yu the Great was taming the waters, he already knew blockage was an unwise plan and that redirection was the way. Suppression is a form of blockage, so isn’t that an unwise method?”  Lan Qiren hurled a book at him and he ducked, continuing his nonsense without batting an eye.  “Spiritual qi is energy. Resentment is also energy. Spiritual qi is stored within the dantian and can be used for great feats, so why can’t resentful qi be used the same way?”  Lan Qiren hurled another book his way and exclaimed sharply, “Then let me ask you! How will you guarantee all this resentful qi will remain under your control and not harm others?!”  Wei Wuxian ducked as he answered, “Haven’t thought that far yet!”  Lan Qiren was outraged. “If you had, then the cultivation world would have no place for you. Get out!” 
🖤 So here I think we should pay attention to how Wei Wuxian wants to "awaken" resentment, not just use what's already there.
Further as we saw with the cultural nuance posts, he wants to fuse skulls together, which... hmm not great.
Then, we see him say that such creatures are impossible to deliver anyway, why not make use of them? But the scenario Lan Qiren gave is to get rid of one (1) ferocious corpse and instead we see Wei Wuxian considering making more of them. And further, he's not really making use of the creatures that already exist, see? Otherwise he wouldn't need to awaken anything.
As we see post-rez, he comments that the eviler the better so as the Yiling Laozu he figured out how to control ferocious corpses like the executioner in this scenario.
But also there is no assumption that this is helping anyone but Wei Wuxian. "So why not make use of them?"
And I think specifically when Lan Qiren is calling out the disregard for ethics, this is mostly about the digging up properly buried corpses and awakening them. Like... as all the cultural nuance posts are trying to say, Wei Wuxian proposes and does the opposite of helping corpses/ghosts move on.
🖤And I think the most ringing argument you can really make about whether Wei Wuxian's guidao has any righteousness at all is when Jiang Yanli speaks up for him. vol 3 chap 15
[...] A-Xian used a different method from the rest of you, but it’s still a skill he cultivated on his own. You can’t write it off as ‘demonic’ just because he claimed a third of the prey that others were never going to capture to begin with.”
🖤 Which we see at Baifeng Shan he's using his ways to help Yunmeng Jiang secure prey. He played his flute and took a nap, while the corpses all ended up at Yunmeng Jiang's camp where they all use a more traditional way of dealing with corpses, i.e. obliteration. He doesn't even go to supervise.
🖤 Wei Wuxian has good in him, but I think it's better to actually look at his good deeds, no matter how selfish they are, than try to attribute inherent goodness to a path notably flaunts ethics and norms to incite yin qi (e.g. yuan qi, resentment) which is harmful to the living and resting dead. Wei Wuxian's character is a subverted villain trope, but what makes him the villain trope is the use of evil ways, i.e. the use of yin qi to seek power to use for one's own ends.
Feel free to reblog with his actual good deeds and intentions 😚
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notherpuppet · 3 months
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Huskerdust 💗💗💗💗
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bizarrelittlemew · 9 months
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Our Flag Means Death 2x6 | A beautiful name (requested by anon)
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wasyago · 10 months
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i imagine it's quite chilly in the black sea (for the lack of sun and color), so they're wearing slightly warmer clothes now uwu
+ thoughts
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hajihiko · 7 months
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Where to, and to not, touch your jimmy
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coreytaylr · 4 months
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100% legit totally real facts about the historical stede bonnet
no the title is not a lie these are really REAL bc believe it or not, somehow the show made our stede MORE competent than the real one
sources: Real Pirates podcast (ep1, ep2, ep3, ep4, ep5), Dirty Sexy History podcast (with jeremy moss, bonnet's biographer, who LOVES the show, and said it changed his perspective on bonnet's and blackbeard's relationship PLUS he has the stedesrevenge handle on twt)
the library on the revenge was a real thing. the man really did that.
running away from his family to be a pirate
paying a salary to his crew
SHOWING UP IN NASSAU IN FRILLY GENTLEMANLY CLOTHES AND A POWDERED WIG
before bonnet's capture, he ran his ship aground and that's how the english caught up with him BUT the two english ships also ran aground (😭), so they fought each other with their flintlock pistols from behind their ships (until the tides turned and dislodged the english ships first. rip)
adopted an alias when he started pirating so people wouldn't know it was him but he raided ships near Barbados (where he's from), so that didnt turn out well. his solution? burning every ship from Barbados
he only succeeded in his early days bc merchant ships knew they would get off easier if they surrendered
ATTACKED A WARSHIP that whooped his ass so bad he almost died. the remaining crew steered the ship to Nassau where he met blackbeard
blackbeard stole the revenge from him but "allowed" him to stay on BB's ship (either as a guest or as a prisoner, it's not clear, but he def wasn't a crew member bc he didn't have any chores)
he was seen on deck running around in his gowns 😭😭
BB eventually reinstated him as the captain of the revenge and they sailed together for a while
"there is a 4 month period where stede and blackbeard kind of disappeared and no one really knows what they were doing" 👀
BB allowed bonnet to raid on his own which lead to him getting his ass beat by the Protestant Caesar. BB then proceeded to HUNT DOWN THE PROTESTANT CAESAR while flying the RED FLAG (which meant no mercy to anyone on board)
bonnet would raid ships and take what provisions he needed and give the other ship what he didn't need (essentially the library raiding scene lmaoo)
BB betrayed bonnet by raiding his ship and marooning his crew while bonnet was off getting a pardon
SO BONNET SWORE REVENGE AGAINST BB who was at the time, the most feared pirate
this led to him adopting another alias - "he also changes his name, at the time he goes by captain edward's. which is really interesting, I don't know if that's an homage to, you know, edward teach, but.. captain edward's with an "s", that's as if he's.. a possession of captain edward" ONCE AGAIN 👀👀👀👀
HE ESCAPED PRISON BY DRESSING AS A WOMAN
after escaping, he was promised a sloop by some rando. when the rando didnt deliver, bonnet "WROTE HIM A STRONGLY WORDED LETTER REPRIMANDING THE MAN"
that letter led to him being recaptured 😭😭
he was hanged while holding a bouquet of wilted flowers
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nantucketwhales108 · 4 months
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Canonically, I think Percy would definitely wear this shirt
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buckttommy · 3 months
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a new (returning) character being added to 9-1-1's roster means that at some point, buck has to scream tommy's name in terror. he just has to. like. can you imagine how much differently that would hit? we saw the members of the 118 give buck the grieving spouse treatment when they all thought eddie was dead in a well. but if buck's boyfriend—as in, his actual, honest to god, officially recognized boyfriend—was in literal danger somewhere? jesus. i just got chills. i need it like oxygen.
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Jaskier and Geralt finally making it to the coast in season 3 but with Ciri and Yen as Plus Ones is akin to making plans with your lover on a cross-country road trip at 20-years-old only to achieve said plans two divorces and three children and a mortgage later in your early 50’s
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buumbaby · 1 year
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edward teach x pedro pascal @ the met gala
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Genuinely glad they said something because it was all I could focus on when he was being all emo
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ivysoul · 1 year
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leon loves shy girls. leon fucking loves them to death… you have to agree with me here </3 he loves taunting them because of their inability to use their words to ask for things GRAHHHH
i’m going insane.. i had to share
RAHHHHH HES SO MEAN.
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he has you spread for him, front facing a mirror with his legs draped over yours to keep them open. he refused to touch you—not where you wanted him to, at least. soft caressing up and down the length of your thighs, sucking love bits onto your neck. he’d squeeze and grab at the flesh of your inner thighs, eliciting a small mewl from you.
he could see your slick accumulate from his ministrations and it only made him smirk into your neck. “y’look so pretty like this, baby. all spread f’me.”
“please,” you whined, attempting to angle your hips up to catch some friction from his hand. he’d only move his hands away from you after pushing your hips back down onto the mattress. “leon, please.”
leon knew what you wanted. he could see it in your pretty, pleading eyes. but what he wanted was for you to voice it. which he knew you had difficulty doing, and he loved it. he loved that after all this time of you being together, he still had such an affect on you to make you grow shy with him. he surveyed your face in the mirror and noted the way your eyebrows were scrunched together tightly in pure want and need and frustration from not getting just that.
“what is it, hm?” you couldn’t answer. it was like leon someone had taken your ability to speak, and replaced it with only whines and moans and whimpers. you met his gaze in the reflection, and you could see the teasing glint in his low-lidded eyes. all you did was open your mouth, but then quickly closed it as the words died on your tongue. he chuckled, and you felt the rumble in his chest when he did. “if you want somethin’, you gotta ask, hon. otherwise i can’t give it to you.”
you wanted to ask him why he was such an asshole, but you kept your mouth shut.
his right hand trailed lower, and lower, and lower, just grazing the area where your inner thigh met with your pussy. “y’gonna answer me?” you just whined, figuring that was answer enough and he could put the pieces together. but he just wasn’t giving in. he ran a finger over your slit and it took all your strength not to push up into it. “i shouldn’t do it, y’know. bad girls who don’t answer when they’re spoken to shouldn’t get what they want.”
at this, your eyes went wide with fear of not getting the pleasure you oh so craved. you shook your head rapidly, “n-no! please, want—want you. please!”
“you already have me, sweetheart.” leon stated like it was obvious. “gotta be more specific.” his index and middle finger then spread your pussy lips apart, revealing your glistening cunt, your entrance squeezing around nothing with need.
you swallowed a whimper that almost made itself present. “f-fingers. want your fingers. please.”
leon smiled, smug and cocky, “see? wasn’t so hard now, was it?”
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bizarrelittlemew · 1 year
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the way Stede drums his fingers on the back of the chair
also: how he lifts his robe while walking on deck
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trustiskingandqueen · 3 months
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How about we fly towards the source again? Let's switch from cold to warm again Inclination Compass (Tenderness) - Sampha
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seasononesam · 21 days
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Come back here. Dean! Let me out of here! Dean! Let me out of here! Let me out! Dean!
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Vincent Price with various animals 🖤
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