#he really just *SHRUG*

[fatedevour]

♢  —    @sungracd ​asked:  " do not speak to me of kindness. i do not want to hear that word in your mouth. "

RELENTLESS MELT STARTERS

AMUSED, Dottore lets out a singular chuckle, as if the outburst is mere harmless entertainment. ( As it was, such was very likely the view that he held towards the situation. ) He is no stranger to those who are appalled by his words, to hear certain phrases upon his tongue between razor-sharp teeth. They are AGHAST, as if someone like him should not know the word. Then again, what person wants a MONSTER to speak of something like KINDNESS, something so opposed to what it's nature is in the eyes of those who label others.

" I assure you that such a word is not a FREQUENT occurrence in my lexicon. " Dottore replies dryly, sounding no more thrilled in it than she was. " But contrary to the rumors and stories, I am aware of DIPLOMATIC etiquette and procedures. " No matter how dreadfully boring and dull the thought that they were. He had been, unfortunately, subjected to enough lectures by the infamous REGRATOR that HE as the prime segment also knew it - though he'd much prefer to leave such matters to Delta. Alas, Delta was not here.

" I do not fault your skepticism or displeasure towards it however. On the contrary, I believe that some people would do better should they hold a similar attitude. " It is the closest one might get to something akin to APPROVAL from the doctor. Any sting that such words were intended to have had clearly missed their mark with him.

He chuckles again, as if privy to an inside joke. " Very well then, shall I use more formal and dignified language? You are, perhaps, rather correct that kindness is too gentle and calm of a word for it. Shall I then say that the Mondstadt welcome has been generous? "

FEAR was a powerful thing, and more than any other nation, Mondstadt must be rather conflicted on how to respond to him. People were not kind so much as they were generous to avoid insult or his attention. Dottore hums, a low sound from deep in his chest as he contemplates the matter. " You offer sharp words, " Evidently the intent behind her words had not been missed as one might INITIALLY have assumed, " but such I find is OFTEN the case when it comes to those of FAITH. " Sumeru, Mondstadt, it made no difference in his eyes.

[chloesimaginationthings]

Deep down, FNAF movie Vanessa and Michael are siblings

[thecmaly]

adoptbduction

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more windbreaker comics

[deadboyswalking]

Imagine it's like, 10 years later and not only does Sanji realize that Zoro is kind of his best friend, but he also spends all of his time with him??? And he kind of loves him??? And in all of their time together, Sanji has rarely sought out other companionship (rarer over time) and Zoro has never seemed interested in it???

"OH MY GOD!"

"It's not a big deal, cook."

"I HAVEN'T SPENT A SINGLE DAY WITHOUT YOU IN SEVEN YEARS."

"And you've gotten on my nerves every single one of those 2,556 days."

"WE SHARE A BED!"

"I'm almost always on night watch and you're up before anyone else. Waste of space to each have our own."

"BUT WE SLEEP IN IT TOGETHER HALF THE TIME!"

"At least you don't kick in your sleep. And you always bitch about being cold when you're alone, so I'm not seeing the problem here."

"OH MY GOD, ARE WE DATING? WHAT IS THIS? WHAT ARE WE???"

[xxplastic-cubexx]

If you were to like redesign Magneto's classic outfit in a way that both suits the character and your own tastes, how would you redesign it?

uhhhh errrmmmmm i dont know i really couldnt improve upon perfection but i have still tried for you my friend !!!

[nelkcats]

Scamming the scammer

John Constantine was the biggest headache Danny had managed to get, ever. After becoming King he did not think that his first task would be to solve the man's soul problems.

And it seemed quite incredible to him that the hellbazer would consider selling his soul as if it were a used car that he wants to get rid of to buy a new one. He was aware that he needed a soul, wasn't he? That it was not possible to buy a new one? Because he didn't want to be the one to inform him if that was not the case.

To top it off, beings from different domains within his kingdom came explicitly to claim the British's soul, which didn't even make sense, there were thousands of souls! Why did everyone want the same one? And why did he have to be the one to take care of it?

Completely frustrated, he placed all the paperwork for John Constantine in an empty room and locked the door. He smiled as he came up with a plan to improve the situation, it might be worth it.

That's how a drunk John Constantine found himself signing a dubious contract in exchange for the power to turn any liquid into beer, he didn't bother to read the contract, most demons just wanted his soul and this guy looked so human, with a presence so light it must be a minor demon for sure.

This turned out to be a bad decision when the next morning he found himself trapped in a room full of documents, the door locked. Taped to the door was a green note that said "Enjoy doing your own paperwork sir, I hope you're pleased with yourself", and well, maybe he should have read that contract after all.

[puppppppppy]

Design notes (+ a little Portal clownery)

[plutonious]

couple doodles from a bunch of magmas. mostly emmets. I don't think it's obvious but I quite like emmet

[luminlunii]

Here's Human!Rocky being a girldad :>

I felt like drawing somethin nice to help me cope with that fact that Rocky may not canonically live long enough to even consider having a kid or even having a partner.

So anyway-

| Ko-fi |

[mattodore]

when i say they'd act like this in public too...

[hofudlaus]

The no hextech timeline proves silko right One of my big issues with the alternate timeline stuff is that we're shown a better zaun, a better way, how things Could have gone And the only Real Reason for said change we're given is Vi dying Vi dies=no hextech=no/less oppression somehow??? Sure no hextech would cause extreme changes in the timeline but it would not make the rich suddenly develop empathy and change laws n whatever To me, the only logical explanation here would be that there was a riot. Vis death being a spark that lit a fire in Vander again. Vi dies in jayces apartment. This causes the rest of the kids to stay there, to shocked to leave before the enforcers arrive(we see this happen) and the enforcers, after getting over the initial shock of the whole thing, then arrested the kids. When news reaches Vander it shows him that no matter how much he grovels for piltovers scraps of peace there will never be Real peace without a fight. He cannot meaningfully protect his family in a system that punishes them for existing, no matter how hard he tries. He now Agrees with silko, they need to fight back, he has to get his kids back. He has to make a better future for them. This is the only way I could realistically see them reconciling And I feel it's the only way there could be this big of a change in such a short time, a few years is Nothing in politics, the rich will fight you every step of the way when you try and change the status quo. The only way they would have gotten those changes is by denying piltover the ability to say no to them.

[moeblob]

[inkykeiji]

every time someone calls caleb their ‘childhood friend’ i die a little inside

[gracebethartacc]

I woke up and was haunted by visions aka Mlp redesign/rewrite ideas yayyyy :3

[seth-burroughs]

Hear me out

[thegreatyin]

ive been screwing around with @violant-apologia's item template again, so behold! scoundrel-themed items! specifically a weapon, a home comfort, and yet another weapon. because there's very little else that last one can be, especially considering how much psychic damage it inflicts on everyone in its immediate vicinity.