#shrugging so hard

[inkykeiji]

every time someone calls caleb their ‘childhood friend’ i die a little inside

[condorclown]

gender is so fuck like I’m cisn’t and I’m not a man or a woman entirely but at the same time I’m kind of both but I don’t vibe with calling myself nonbinary I just don’t think it fits me even though that’s technically what I am and I don’t like they/them pronouns being used for me but you can’t say that without ppl being like “what you got against nb ppl and they/them pronouns 😡😡” literally nothing I think those are so rad they’re just not for me. that’s not me I’m something else but there’s not a word for the something else. Idk what I’m saying is we should invent a new gender just for me

[o3o-lapd-o3o]

people be wondering why there's no appearance from hades in any of the sagas, especially the underworld saga (even if he wasn't in the odyssey itself) i have a theory!

spoilers for vengeance saga and future ithaca saga!

do you not understand how busy that poor guy/god is during odysseus' terrible, horrible, no good, bad journey home™

first he has 7 freshly made pancakes men (14 if you count the club smash noises in survive, but we'll go with 7 for this) sent by chef polyphemus, appearing one after the other.

not long after that, you have 550 very soaked (drowned) men pop through in the blink of an eye, no thanks to his younger brother, mr ruthlessness himself, poseidon.

then while he's still counting/organising the paperwork for them, a young man appears, who happens to be very drunk (talking about pig men?)

not long after that, somehow a warship filled with mortal men breaks into the underworld, ALL ALIVE, and the (king? leader? captain? he's not too sure at this point) starts singing outside his front door about becoming a monster????? but before he can sic cerberus on them, they leave on their own

finally he thinks he has a break when 6 men holding torches (are some missing limbs?!?) have now joined the party down under (granted they're all in no mood to party, they weren't expecting to become snacks for a sea monster)

and just as quick as they'd arrived, in a flash (just like the snap of lightning that took them out) 36 crispy/fried men (gods damn it zeus) appear, weapons drawn like they were about to attack someone (how does that one guy at the front swing such a big sword?)

at this point hades is wondering what the fuck is happening upstairs, because ain't no way these 600 men are all from the same fleet/island under one guy's command (turns out the captain's name is odysseus)

he thinks his prayers are answered because he has had peace for 7 years, just the normal flow of souls into the underworld- (wait whats that chanting)

suddenly those previous 600 souls are flying their way outta the underworld (he didn't know they could do that) while singing "six hundred men! (six hundred)" on repeat

they return though (thank the gods, he didn't need to go soul hunting) and once again he thinks everything will be calm

(he also found out from zeus, that their brother got his godly-ass handed to him by that MORTAL odysseus! WHO USED HIS OWN WEAPON AGAINST HIM (something to help make him laugh over spring & summer and while he waits for his beautiful persephone to return home))

he finally thinks his time with odysseus and the souls that come from him/being around him is over. when in minutes of each other, the souls of 108 men appear, all killed in gruesome ways. then they tell him that they were killed by beggar who then revealed himself as king odysseus, from trying to marry his wife and take over his kingdom (ok very understandable murder then)

at this point hades doesn't know whether he's excited for, or dreading the day he actually meets odysseus in the distant future (yes distant, i don't care about/ don't accept the telegony. let the poor man enjoy the rest of his life with his son and wife!!!)

but yeah, understandable why you don't hear from him throughout the sagas

[vcrnons]

SEVENTEEN + the MOGU MOGU plushie.

[padofwan]

Really kinda curious where they're going with all of this Ahsoka/Barriss visual/thematic mirroring that's suddenly all over the place. also curious to know just how many yuri scholars there are in the LF animation crew because like it's definitely a non-zero number

[beneathsilverstars]

i’ve seen plenty of alt-looper AUs where sapfrin’s wish resulted in someone else looping, assisted by starry loop. and i’ve seen plenty where isatfrin or one of their party members made some kind of wish that resulted in additional people remembering the loops.

but

how about an au where sapfrin’s wish resulted in someone else looping, while sapfrin remained in the role of siffrin? either now there’s two loopers in the party, or, the ability to remember new loops is what transferred, so siffrin wakes up every time with their last memory being the wish for help.

this siffrin is just so ground down and not siffrin anymore. but without becoming loop, they’d keep trying to act the part, which is easy enough when they’ve got a script, but… the more the other looper switches things up, the more siffrin will struggle. the other looper will want to help them, but what can even be done when they're still stuck in the loops??

if siffrin still remembers new loops, then they have to keep going through the fucking house even after they reached their breaking point. but at least there’s hope now? but is there really? and now, for the first time in years, they have to deal with someone else being able to remember their actions, and this person knows about the time loops. siffrin definitely isn’t going to be jumping to confide in them, despite how desperately they need the help — will they even tell them that they’d been looping for ages already?? even if they try not to, it’ll eventually become obvious something is going on.

or if siffrin doesn’t remember new loops anymore… how would the new looper handle it? how many times do they explain that they’re looping now instead before they stop bothering with it? or does not explaining means siffrin freaks out too much at the looper abandoning the script entirely for no apparent reason? but there’s no way they won’t freak out upon learning that they’ve just doomed someone else to live out this hell in their stead, that’s quite the news to have to break every single time. perhaps there’s an in-between that would work?? lying about what’s changed, or following the script until they suddenly deviate, then immediately loop back once done with the deviation? they have all the time they need to workshop it, at least.

either way, this siffrin is probably gonna be even less help than loop was. at least loop got to chill out at the favor tree and think — siffrin doesn't have that luxury. and while the new looper will be bringing in a fresh perspective, they simply don't know the things one needs to know about siffrin in order to figure out these siffrin-based loops. and, at this point, siffrin might not anymore either! it's been years since they made their wish. that doesn't make it unsolvable, especially since it's possible to get out by pure chance. but it'll be hard, especially since siffrin has even more intense reactions than isatfrin, as evidenced by them not even making it to euphrasie before looping back.

what a fun little bad time for everyone ^^

[conditioned-to-obey]

We both dreamt of each other last night.

I like to think our smoke ring souls missed each other so much that they exhaled from our mortal flesh and visited one another through the astral plane.

[puppppppppy]

This ones for u red son enjoyers

[tei-to-tei]

December 16 - Mischievous Activities

1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 16 | ...

[solargeist]

BABY XELQUA OM THE BENCH NOOOOO

He didn’t mean to cause trouble he jus wanted to hold hands …

also original sketch for the last panel

[silverskye13]

- - - - -- - -- - - - --- e r e i s w a king.

[holy-obsession-batman]

Bruce & Talon!Dick age swap

Okay so I saw a post about Bruce getting taken by the Court of Owls after his parents death to be Talonized and I raise you this. (it's only half fleshed out please do tell me your takes)

The Waynes are royalty in Gotham -- even if they haven't been part of the Court for a few generations. The Owls whisk away Bruce, not trying to talonize him -- they are arguing between themselves for custody. For regency of the kingdom, by raising the future king. This Wayne will be the next Grandmaster of the Court, they'll make sure of it. (should we get rid of the butler?)

9 years old Bruce Wayne is curled up in a corner, watching this, silent, still in shock. Something plop in front of him: Joe Chill's head.

The Owls get silent, and watch the Talon get on its knees in front of the young prince, who's still petrified. (Who ordered Talon to go get the Waynes' murderer? Not me. No one? Did it decide on its own? Its talonization is only halfway from completed. It's an interesting result though. Kneeling in front of the princeling, huh? It understood his place well. I don't think this initiative deserve punishment. Yes, good job Talon, the Court of Owls has now avenged the Waynes-)

Talon doesn't turn toward the Owls, its eyes are fixated on little Bruce, still curled up frozen. Slowly, Talon spread its blood-stained hands, tentatively opening its arms. Bruce's eyes widen, and there's a raging storm of emotions in those shiny blue eyes.

Gently, Talon place its hands behind Bruce's back and head and attract him on its lap, burying the boy's head in its stomach. Its movement are awkward, it is acting on instinct from memories it can't quite grasp, but it thinks this is how it is supposed to do it-

And then little hands curl into fist in the fabric of its uniform, and the boy's body starts shaking, and for the first time, little Bruce falls apart in loud, keening sobs, while Talon studiously rub little circles in his hair with the tips of its fingers.

EDIT: I got a follow up here

(masterpost)

[mattodore]

when i say they'd act like this in public too...

[ashlynniis-bracketeers]

...So that shot of his new bite super, huh?

YEEEEES PEEPAW BITEBITEBITEBITEBITEBITEBITEBITEBITEBITEBITE ENGAGE IN VIOLENCE VIOLENCE BITING

[atomicc]

Ooooeeeooo it runs in the familyyy~ ID in alt and under cut 🎶

ID: A pen and paper comic of Brozone from DreamWorks Trolls. From top to bottom: John Dory scratches his face and says "Yeah I have uh autism and tourettes and prolly OCD and." before cutting off. Clay counts on his fingers and says "Yeah I get kinda OCD sometimes, and I get non-motor seizures and." before cutting off. Floyd shrugs and says "Uh well, clinical depression and OCD for one, I take meds for anxiety and panic attacks, plus." before cutting off. Continues in next image.

A pen and paper comic continuing from the last image. Branch looks darkly at the viewer and says "You don't even want to know." Next panel Brandy and Bruce are laying in bed. Brandy is reading a book and looks puzzlingly at Bruce. Bruce is staring at the ceiling, a stressed look on his face and says "Brandy I'm worried for our children." /end ID.

[i-make-fun-of-spn-characters]

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