#note: zoro has never dated anyone and his last close friend before the Straw Hats was at age 11.
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Imagine it's like, 10 years later and not only does Sanji realize that Zoro is kind of his best friend, but he also spends all of his time with him??? And he kind of loves him??? And in all of their time together, Sanji has rarely sought out other companionship (rarer over time) and Zoro has never seemed interested in it???
"OH MY GOD!"
"It's not a big deal, cook."
"I HAVEN'T SPENT A SINGLE DAY WITHOUT YOU IN SEVEN YEARS."
"And you've gotten on my nerves every single one of those 2,556 days."
"WE SHARE A BED!"
"I'm almost always on night watch and you're up before anyone else. Waste of space to each have our own."
"BUT WE SLEEP IN IT TOGETHER HALF THE TIME!"
"At least you don't kick in your sleep. And you always bitch about being cold when you're alone, so I'm not seeing the problem here."
"OH MY GOD, ARE WE DATING? WHAT IS THIS? WHAT ARE WE???"
#he's in an absolute crisis over it while zoro has always just shrugged and accepted every new stage of their dating-but-not-really intimacy#he still gets to fight the cook all he wants anyway so what's a little constant daily companionship and night cuddling between nakama?#note: zoro has never dated anyone and his last close friend before the Straw Hats was at age 11.#so his views of interpersonal relationships are a little skewed. Basically anything that isn't kissing or sex is ''stuff friends do''#imagine discovering during Sanji's crisis that they can have the exact same relationship but with added kissing and stuff??? total win#zosan
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