#he needs some milk

[certainwizardguy]

I just caught up on FoJ and after almost every chapter I sent a gif recap in our group chat with @ratcatcher0325 and @certainwizardlady. And I’m so excited to start reading NF and reblog with all of my gif recaps!

Nobody’s Fool (Chapter #1)

Hello G/t community! I’ve had this story rattling around in my head for too long not to post it. I hope you enjoy it as much as I do.

I’m calling this the “Pet Universe” where there are tiny people about 4.5-6 inches tall who are kept as companions to humans, just like dogs, cats, hamsters and such… here we meet our main human and pet characters for the first time. Because I LIVE for that angsty, fluffy first meeting!!!

Next: Chapter #2

CW: Adult language, dehumanization, references to abuse, mild non-sexual nudity

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NOBODY’S FOOL

Chapter #1: Baby, it’s Cold Outside

[Eveline’s POV]

The thumping and pounding of that awful house music practically made my teeth chatter in my skull. No way I could concentrate with noise like this. I felt blood boiling in my face as rage rose within my veins. It’s 3 am on a fucking Thursday! I couldn’t take it anymore, I rushed to my closet, wrestled out my broom and pounded on the ceiling, “Shut the FUCK up!!” My grievances were met with a muffled but undeniable “Fuck off!!” Alright, that was it, final straw!! I snatched my keys and stormed out the door. The biting cold whipping my face and tearing at my…. I looked down. I was wearing my goddamn house slippers in two inches of snow. Fuck! I grumbled to no one in particular.

That’s when I heard it. So minuscule compared to the thumping rhythms of the party above. It sounded like…. Like crying. Like someone crying, wailing, screaming. My blood ran cold. Shit. Was someone hurt? It was so muffled and soft that it seemed far away…. I paused for a moment. Should I go back inside and grab my phone? What if I needed to call 911? No. Better to find the person first.

“H-hello? Are you okay??” I shouted into the biting air and pounding noise.

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[nartothelar]

baby’s first pokemon

based on what @/raisansgrapeon said in the wayward server:

[uncorrectintamed]

Wei Wuxian: Isn't there a saying about stones and glass houses?

Jin Zixun:

Jiang Yanli: in case the analogy is lost on you, I believe my brother is calling you a hypocritical bitch.

[shortkinglogan]

Hello 👀

He is caught!

[room-temperature-orange-juice]

Currently making a compilation of every time The Long Quiet breaks his bones and it’s

It’s getting quite long

[gamelpar]

im cracking up for no fucking reason over this screenshot sdfgfhjh

lightning lying fuckin dead on the ground looks just so funny to me it reminds me of the family guy death pose

chimp found dead in the club

so funny i had to make a transparent dead_lightning.jpg

free to use as u will lol

[phoebepheebsphibs]

Chapter 12 of Hide and Seek is up...

...Here we go.

[reallyunluckyrunaway]

Sam in the back be like: GuESs i'LL DiE 🤷

[openminded-freak]

Wally Darling x Feral!Reader Pt. 2

A lot of people seemed to like the last part so I made another, enjoy!

"Bye bye, Neighbor! Let's do this again tomorrow!" Julie shouted from her front door. It was super dark by the time you left, but it was worth it. That woman can style hair like no one's business.

"Yeah, sure lol." You gave her a wave goodbye and began the trek home. You lived on the other side of the Neighborhood, almost next to Poppy's barn. You were a bit closer to the trees though.

After visiting you at your home, your neighbors realized how close you were to woods and warned against exploring them. You had assured them that you wouldn't and that you never had a interest in doing so anyway. What you didn't say was that you were almost certain there wasn't anything past them anyway. There was no where else to go.

But, honestly? You didn't mind being stuck here. The Neighborhood was pretty, your neighbors were friendly, and you got to appreciate Eddie and Julie as the eye candy that they are. Life was good.

Not to mention, most of your personal stuff came with you when you got sucked in to the Neighborhood. Your laptop, phone, and gaming consoles all operated normally here, somehow. You weren't sure if those were supposed to be there with you, but it didn't matter. Wally didn't know about it and it's not like he was welcomed in your home anyway. You'd throw his raggedy ass out the window if you ever saw him in your house.

As you were walking, you heard the sound of footsteps behind you. You stopped, but you heard nothing. There wasn't anyone there either when you turned around. You started walking again and, after a moment, heard the footsteps start again. You didn't know anyone that would be out this late at night who would follow you home like this. Well, except for one little guy..

You continued walking. You pretended that you didn't hear anything behind as you began nearing your home. They continued right up until you got to your front door. You went inside and shut it behind you. You stood there for a moment with your back pressed against it before walking to one of your windows and peeking out the blinds.

Yep, there he was, in all of his glory. Wally was standing in front of the door, looking as though he was debating something. You watched him for a moment before having a sudden, wonderful idea.

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All of the lights in the house were off except for your bedroom light. You weren't in there though, you were waiting in living room with your handy-dandy baseball bat. Your plan was to wait until he came in before you went to town on him, because then you'd have an excuse. It was self-defense, officer!

It didn't take long for him to help himself in. He slowly opened the door and looked around. Not like he could see anything from where he was, the house was pitch-black. You could see him though :). You waited from your spot on the floor until he passed by you, then quietly crept up to him from behind.

You yanked him by the collar and lifted him off the floor. "GOT CHA, BITCH!" He started squealing in fright and wriggling around, trying to escape your hold.

"Wait! Please, let me explain!-" You cackled in response. "Oh no, you little shit. Absolutely not. Breaking and entering? On top of kidnapping? I think you've earned yourself an ass-whooping." You put your bat down to open your window and stood in front of it a little ways back.

"When will you learn, that your actions have consequences?!" You screeched in a high-pitched voice, scaring Wally further.

"N-Neighbor, we can talk about this-" You ignored his pleas as you grabbed the bat. You held him front of you as you got ready. You lightly tossed him in the air and swung with all your might. He went fucking flying out the window.

You dropped the bat and cheered, "HOME RUN BABYYYYY!" You ran up to the window and stuck your head out. "AND STAY OUT, FUCKER."

He didn't say anything, just looked at you fearfully and fucking booked it back Home.

"He needs some milk," you noted, shutting the window.

I didn't proof-read this so take it or leave it 💅

[carmillas-vampiric-rage]

ima guess home boy hasn't seen the sun in almost 300 years bc how is he even payler than he was in the original sjsjsjs

that hair hasn't seen sunlight in almost three centuries like goddamn

[accecakes]

I love how I don't have enough inspo to draw new things... BUT THEN I WATCH A TEDDY BEAR VS UNICORN MOVIE AND THEN-- BOOM!! NEW ART 🥲🤲 make it make sense...

[bunnvoid]

“Is it cold out?”

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Just wanted to play with a few things and couldn’t get the imagery the reflection in the blood out my head to this funky little tune

[sinigangrobot]

Artemis Fowl - Alex Rider Crossover #31

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[uncorrectintamed]

Lan Wangji: Without ugly, there can be no beauty in this world.

Wei Wuxian: Thank you for your sacrifice, Su She.

[inumbrapugnabimus-maybe]

:0

[bonvivant-divisionbell]

this boy has so many shapes to him.

some sketchy casey's from newcomb's problem (x).