#he needs some milk
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nartothelar · 1 year ago
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baby’s first pokemon
based on what @/raisansgrapeon said in the wayward server:
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uncorrectintamed · 9 months ago
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Wei Wuxian: Isn't there a saying about stones and glass houses?
Jin Zixun:
Jiang Yanli: in case the analogy is lost on you, I believe my brother is calling you a hypocritical bitch.
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shortkinglogan · 2 months ago
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Hello 👀
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He is caught!
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Currently making a compilation of every time The Long Quiet breaks his bones and it’s
It’s getting quite long
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gamelpar · 3 months ago
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im cracking up for no fucking reason over this screenshot sdfgfhjh
lightning lying fuckin dead on the ground looks just so funny to me it reminds me of the family guy death pose
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chimp found dead in the club
so funny i had to make a transparent dead_lightning.jpg
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free to use as u will lol
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phoebepheebsphibs · 10 months ago
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Chapter 12 of Hide and Seek is up...
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...Here we go.
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reallyunluckyrunaway · 4 months ago
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Sam in the back be like: GuESs i'LL DiE 🤷
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openminded-freak · 2 years ago
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Wally Darling x Feral!Reader Pt. 2
A lot of people seemed to like the last part so I made another, enjoy!
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"Bye bye, Neighbor! Let's do this again tomorrow!" Julie shouted from her front door. It was super dark by the time you left, but it was worth it. That woman can style hair like no one's business.
"Yeah, sure lol." You gave her a wave goodbye and began the trek home. You lived on the other side of the Neighborhood, almost next to Poppy's barn. You were a bit closer to the trees though.
After visiting you at your home, your neighbors realized how close you were to woods and warned against exploring them. You had assured them that you wouldn't and that you never had a interest in doing so anyway. What you didn't say was that you were almost certain there wasn't anything past them anyway. There was no where else to go.
But, honestly? You didn't mind being stuck here. The Neighborhood was pretty, your neighbors were friendly, and you got to appreciate Eddie and Julie as the eye candy that they are. Life was good.
Not to mention, most of your personal stuff came with you when you got sucked in to the Neighborhood. Your laptop, phone, and gaming consoles all operated normally here, somehow. You weren't sure if those were supposed to be there with you, but it didn't matter. Wally didn't know about it and it's not like he was welcomed in your home anyway. You'd throw his raggedy ass out the window if you ever saw him in your house.
As you were walking, you heard the sound of footsteps behind you. You stopped, but you heard nothing. There wasn't anyone there either when you turned around. You started walking again and, after a moment, heard the footsteps start again. You didn't know anyone that would be out this late at night who would follow you home like this. Well, except for one little guy..
You continued walking. You pretended that you didn't hear anything behind as you began nearing your home. They continued right up until you got to your front door. You went inside and shut it behind you. You stood there for a moment with your back pressed against it before walking to one of your windows and peeking out the blinds.
Yep, there he was, in all of his glory. Wally was standing in front of the door, looking as though he was debating something. You watched him for a moment before having a sudden, wonderful idea.
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All of the lights in the house were off except for your bedroom light. You weren't in there though, you were waiting in living room with your handy-dandy baseball bat. Your plan was to wait until he came in before you went to town on him, because then you'd have an excuse. It was self-defense, officer!
It didn't take long for him to help himself in. He slowly opened the door and looked around. Not like he could see anything from where he was, the house was pitch-black. You could see him though :). You waited from your spot on the floor until he passed by you, then quietly crept up to him from behind.
You yanked him by the collar and lifted him off the floor. "GOT CHA, BITCH!" He started squealing in fright and wriggling around, trying to escape your hold.
"Wait! Please, let me explain!-" You cackled in response. "Oh no, you little shit. Absolutely not. Breaking and entering? On top of kidnapping? I think you've earned yourself an ass-whooping." You put your bat down to open your window and stood in front of it a little ways back.
"When will you learn, that your actions have consequences?!" You screeched in a high-pitched voice, scaring Wally further.
"N-Neighbor, we can talk about this-" You ignored his pleas as you grabbed the bat. You held him front of you as you got ready. You lightly tossed him in the air and swung with all your might. He went fucking flying out the window.
You dropped the bat and cheered, "HOME RUN BABYYYYY!" You ran up to the window and stuck your head out. "AND STAY OUT, FUCKER."
He didn't say anything, just looked at you fearfully and fucking booked it back Home.
"He needs some milk," you noted, shutting the window.
I didn't proof-read this so take it or leave it 💅
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carmillas-vampiric-rage · 1 year ago
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ima guess home boy hasn't seen the sun in almost 300 years bc how is he even payler than he was in the original sjsjsjs
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that hair hasn't seen sunlight in almost three centuries like goddamn
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accecakes · 1 year ago
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I love how I don't have enough inspo to draw new things... BUT THEN I WATCH A TEDDY BEAR VS UNICORN MOVIE AND THEN-- BOOM!! NEW ART 🥲🤲 make it make sense...
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inumbrapugnabimus-maybe · 5 months ago
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sinigangrobot · 5 months ago
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Artemis Fowl - Alex Rider Crossover #31
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uncorrectintamed · 1 year ago
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Lan Wangji: Without ugly, there can be no beauty in this world.
Wei Wuxian: Thank you for your sacrifice, Su She.
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bonvivant-divisionbell · 6 months ago
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this boy has so many shapes to him.
some sketchy casey's from newcomb's problem (x).
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digitaloffshoot · 1 year ago
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bro is frozen
I hope Jax is okay..! Even he doesn’t deserve hypothermia… (´;Д;`)
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halfdeadfruittree · 1 year ago
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what if matt just went to therapy
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