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* TEARS IN MY EYES * I HUMBLY REQUEST MY RAT, COLIN, FOR THAT OC BINGO 🤲🤲🥺 THANK YOU VM, AND NO PRESSURE OFC !! 🙏
GIRTH!!!! I don't think you're aware of just how much I love Colin 😳😳 I WAS THERE WHEN HE FIRST APPEARED ON THE SCENE IN HIS BELL EARING ERA that's been a few years so idk how much has changed, but Colin was the first ever fan art I did of someone's oc. Colin has my whole heart, but when he was working at the POST OFFICE?? I love him, I love him and his crowded teeth and his painted nails and his fuck ass cardigan ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😤😤😤😤
WE EVEN GOT BINGOOOO
I am the number one Colin defender. Like yeah he did that shit and he looked good while doing it. I DON'T CARE. Nothing could make me dislike Colin 🤞🤞🤞 if Colin has ZERO fans I must be dead 🤷♀️
I am kissing him on the MOUF 👏
Not just me all my ocs would love him too not a doubt in my mind. I could go into detail and I WILL, I WILL GO INTO DETAIL-
Reasons why My (Hurrl's) oc's would like Colin
Hugo- The social awkwardness Colin has would enchant him.
Kalani- She adores the way he dresses and I think she'd really love his smile.
Squirrel- Thinks he's a little weirdo but in a fun way!
Wolfgang- They both enjoy anime and I feel like they could fangirl over their faves together.
Lilith- He looks bite-able.
Chrysalis- He seems very easy to make fun of. She would bully him but in a fun and hot way, promise! (I need 10 more of these lil pink bitches)
#JAHAHAHHA#MY LOVE FOR COLIN IS LIKE YEARS STRONG YOU DONT EVEN KNOW#HE IS NUMBER ONE#THE OG#THE SLAYER#ask#ask game
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jimmy uso is my princess.. my babygirl… my sweetie pie,,,, the loml… my boyfriend….my girlfriend and above all hes my number one
#jimmy uso#wwe#smackdown#jimmy uso world domination#my babygirl#hes so annoying#/pos#i need him#hes so silly#my princess#2024 is jimmy usos year#trust#i love him so bad#whether you like it or don’t like it#he is number one#wwe smackdown#he’s actually so beautiful
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men just don’t get covered in fake blood like they used too.
#patrick bateman#american psycho#fake blood#he is my girlfriend#he is so autism comorbid psychosis#he is literally me#fuck off sigma males#fancam#movie guy#its him !!!#the guy!!!!#he is walking on sunshine#no homo#pat bateman#top ten actors who went fully nude for a film#he is number one#this sucks i am aware#i pumped this out in 20 mins give me a break#hotmen
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batfam meets the JL but it’s just the bat kids breaking into the watch tower during a debriefing or meeting to ask bruce the most mundane questions. they go about it like they’re interns that need to speak to the CEO during a board meeting. they walk over waving their hands and mouthing “i’m so sorry just need to ask batman something 😬” and then they lean over to bruce and ask something like “alfred wants to know if you’re gonna be home for dinner” and then they dip.
one of them started this when bruce didn’t answer their texts (it was probably tim or something) and now everyone does it.
#this or they stand at the distance preferably behind the person speaking and mouth shit at him like#‘what’s my social security number?’#‘can u pick up dog food on the way home?’#‘do u know where my birth certificate is?’#‘are we getting cass individual gifts or are we doing a family one?’#bruce pretends to find it annoying but he actually finds it kinda funny#dick grayson#jason todd#tim drake#bruce wayne#duke thomas#damian wayne#steph brown#cass cain#batfam#bat family#headcanon
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*Talia visiting Damian*
Talia: Damian, how are you? *glares at Dick*
Damian: I am doing well mother
Dick: *from behind him* *mouthing: why the fuck are you here?*
Talia: oh that's great! I see you have a new pet? *Mouthing back: to see MY son*
Damian: this is Haley, Grayson's dog, she's staying with me while he goes on a mission.
Dick: *flipping Talia off where Damian can't see* yep, he's so good with animals
Talia: I'm aware *throws a knife at him*
Dick: *throws it back*
#Dick hates Talia its so funny that he loves damian so much#dick grayson#nightwing#talia al ghul#damian wayne#robin#batman#dc comics#comics#damian knows what their doing but hes not touching that drama for anything#they have beef spanning decades bruce can deal with it#bruce: *walks in* *sees Dick and Talia in the same room* *walks out*#bruce wayne#incorect quote#incorect batfam#batfam#batfamily#dicks beef is canon btw. he hates her and ras. he is brutalias number one hater he wants her out of their lives#i saw a compilation of dick hating talia and i was like `its so funny that he loves damian when he lothes talia`#they promised not to fight in front of Damian.... they never agreed to not fight behind or over him
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the high guards littlest fan
#bumblebee#b 127#soundwave#shockwave#transformers one#transformers#the high guard#i think its really funny that this iteration of bee doesnt really care about being small#like tfa bee gets all mad and aggro about it but b127 is just like 'cos u guys a bigger than me! u know what i mean u know what i mean'#i do think hed be like “why didnt i grow 😧” after everyone gets their cogs though LOOOL#funfact bee WITH a cog is only like a bit taller than d16 WITHOUT a cog#dee is like so huge though#keegan michael key said that his fave transformer is soundwave#and he actually improved the voice he does when bee says his nickname off of soundwaves voice#and that he really like shis voice#so of course im making bee soundwave fan number 1
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one of those tiktok gotham university reporters approaching bernard on the way to one of his bio classes: thoughts on red robin?
bernard, mildly sleep deprived, and knowing full well what tim’s night life is like: smash [proceeds to walk away like nothing happened]
#tim: i don’t know wether to be offended my boyfriend said he’d smash red robin or not#jason: you do realize YOU are red robin - right?#tim: technicalities- he’s my number one opp now#dc#tim drake#bernard dowd#jason todd#robin#red robin#red hood#timbern
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do u guuys remember how huge lovebug was. back in ye days.
#this goes out to nostalgicish. fiend for it apparently.#klance#voltron#vld#keith kogane#lance mcclain#art#my art#you guys know im the number one pining keith warrior so it could be he slipped up but#its equally viable and funny that he had no idea until just that moment#'i always want to be around lance and get his attention and I like it when hes close to me. bro stuff.'
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HIMMMMMMMMM
#he’s always been the symbol of peace but now that he’s not a hero anymore he doesn’t know how to live as a human and not a symbol#and despite that he still lets himself be used until the end#see what I did with the pictures..😈🙏???#he’s so Peter you’re gonna die in that stupid costume from that sound on TikTok#am I reaching here#my hero academia#boku no hero academia#all might#yagi toshinori#toshinori yagi#njk mk#mha#anime#number one hero#all might fans
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"why should I get invested in shows if they'll just get canceled" I was deeply invested in Heroes (2006) and it was not canceled, it just got really terrible. I also got really invested in the sandwich I had a few weeks ago despite it only lasting like 15 minutes. You must embrace the ephemeral. You must be willing to love things that may not love you back, that might betray you, or that may die an untimely death. As the great philosopher Mr. Mitchell Lee Hedberg said "I'm not gonna stop doing something because of what happens at the end."
#now granted he did die of a drug overdose but you know. one can take the good lessons#anyway. point being i understand being deeply frustrated with the state of the tv and film.#but also we can admit that for every gem canceled there's like three real duds too#idk if you want something that's guaranteed to have a bunch of seasons and you know the ending for go watch shows from the 70s#the number of adults on this site who lack the emotional wherewithal to watch an ongoing narrative is. yikes.#queue
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going through the new voice lines added for mahjong and graha's are the most unhinged by far
#ffxiv#ff14#final fantasy xiv#graha tia#g'raha tia#audio#why is he like this.#like all of the scions have a few goofy lines but his are all borderline feral#the last one is one of the first based on how the game numbers the files and i genuinely wasnt sure who it was for a second lmao
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Pov: all of your colleagues want you dead (sound)
#flashing tw#bg3#baldur’s gate 3#bg3 gortash#lord enver gortash#bg3 memes#lord gortash#enver gortash#i’m fucking crying#me and imovie are going places (hell)#noodle art#i’m his number one fan which means i want him executed but like painlessly#he’s just some guy (derogatory)
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unhinged caffeinated koby let him cook
#koby#one piece#number 1 luffy defender#got a request for gremlin koby but he came out more unhinged#kobylu#hes got such a soft spot for him#cuties#unhinged koby
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matt mercer is singlehandedly putting more work into furthering the point that essek thelyss is deeply, DEEPLY, in love with caleb widogast than any person on this planet
#number one shadowgast fan for REAL#he's everything to me#shadowgast#matt mercer#bells hells#critical role#1k#2k#3k
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Millionaire 🫵🏻
#fanart#bradley uppercrust iii#fact number one-he hates a business meetings#an extremely goofy movie#maxley#taakiitoo
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Hal Jordan, mid-Justice League meeting, just now finding out that Batman and Superman look so similar they can swap suits if needed: and you guys do that…platonically?
#everyone at the table except Bruce and Clark: HAL!#bruce wayne#batman#dc#clark kent#superman#Hal: IM JUST SAYING#NO ONE ELSE THINKS THATS WEIRD?#Hal Jordan is superbat’s number one supporter#he just doesn’t realize it yet#Hal Jordan#green lantern#jl#justice league
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