#he is number one

[hurrl]

* TEARS IN MY EYES * I HUMBLY REQUEST MY RAT, COLIN, FOR THAT OC BINGO 🤲🤲🥺 THANK YOU VM, AND NO PRESSURE OFC !! 🙏

GIRTH!!!! I don't think you're aware of just how much I love Colin 😳😳 I WAS THERE WHEN HE FIRST APPEARED ON THE SCENE IN HIS BELL EARING ERA that's been a few years so idk how much has changed, but Colin was the first ever fan art I did of someone's oc. Colin has my whole heart, but when he was working at the POST OFFICE?? I love him, I love him and his crowded teeth and his painted nails and his fuck ass cardigan ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😤😤😤😤

WE EVEN GOT BINGOOOO

I am the number one Colin defender. Like yeah he did that shit and he looked good while doing it. I DON'T CARE. Nothing could make me dislike Colin 🤞🤞🤞 if Colin has ZERO fans I must be dead 🤷‍♀️

I am kissing him on the MOUF 👏

Not just me all my ocs would love him too not a doubt in my mind. I could go into detail and I WILL, I WILL GO INTO DETAIL-

Reasons why My (Hurrl's) oc's would like Colin

Hugo- The social awkwardness Colin has would enchant him.

Kalani- She adores the way he dresses and I think she'd really love his smile.

Squirrel- Thinks he's a little weirdo but in a fun way!

Wolfgang- They both enjoy anime and I feel like they could fangirl over their faves together.

Lilith- He looks bite-able.

Chrysalis- He seems very easy to make fun of. She would bully him but in a fun and hot way, promise! (I need 10 more of these lil pink bitches)

[420jimmyuso]

jimmy uso is my princess.. my babygirl… my sweetie pie,,,, the loml… my boyfriend….my girlfriend and above all hes my number one

[c4nnibalgl0w]

men just don’t get covered in fake blood like they used too.

[fckbatmanhiskidsareminenow]

batfam meets the JL but it’s just the bat kids breaking into the watch tower during a debriefing or meeting to ask bruce the most mundane questions. they go about it like they’re interns that need to speak to the CEO during a board meeting. they walk over waving their hands and mouthing “i’m so sorry just need to ask batman something 😬” and then they lean over to bruce and ask something like “alfred wants to know if you’re gonna be home for dinner” and then they dip.

one of them started this when bruce didn’t answer their texts (it was probably tim or something) and now everyone does it.

[batcavescolony]

*Talia visiting Damian*

Talia: Damian, how are you? *glares at Dick*

Damian: I am doing well mother

Dick: *from behind him* *mouthing: why the fuck are you here?*

Talia: oh that's great! I see you have a new pet? *Mouthing back: to see MY son*

Damian: this is Haley, Grayson's dog, she's staying with me while he goes on a mission.

Dick: *flipping Talia off where Damian can't see* yep, he's so good with animals

Talia: I'm aware *throws a knife at him*

Dick: *throws it back*

[ditzybat]

one of those tiktok gotham university reporters approaching bernard on the way to one of his bio classes: thoughts on red robin?

bernard, mildly sleep deprived, and knowing full well what tim’s night life is like: smash [proceeds to walk away like nothing happened]

[utilitycaster]

"why should I get invested in shows if they'll just get canceled" I was deeply invested in Heroes (2006) and it was not canceled, it just got really terrible. I also got really invested in the sandwich I had a few weeks ago despite it only lasting like 15 minutes. You must embrace the ephemeral. You must be willing to love things that may not love you back, that might betray you, or that may die an untimely death. As the great philosopher Mr. Mitchell Lee Hedberg said "I'm not gonna stop doing something because of what happens at the end."

[kimjunnoodle]

Pov: all of your colleagues want you dead (sound)

[pseudopigeons]

unhinged caffeinated koby let him cook

[alliekitaguchi]

matt mercer is singlehandedly putting more work into furthering the point that essek thelyss is deeply, DEEPLY, in love with caleb widogast than any person on this planet

[taakiitoo]

Millionaire 🫵🏻

[sandushengshou]

things sam reid has said [2/∞]

[tatakaeeren]

Levi fulfilled his promise...

[the-music-maniac]

How to get your brainwashed husband back - a tutorial by Roronoa Zoro:

Exhibit A:

Tiddies

Aka I got tired of crying over zosan angst

[lanabenikosdoormat]

happy birthday baby boy

[here-comes-the-moose]

Wrecker: We should send Echo. Everyone likes Echo.

Hunter: Not everyone.

Crosshair, loading his rifle: Who doesn’t like Echo? I want names and locations.