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eviesaurusrex · 20 days ago

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Look. At. Him.

AAAAAAAAHHHHHH

The Hollywood Reporter's Actors Roundtable

#sebastian stan #sebstangifs #he gives old money #or mobster #my writer’s brain can’t shut up

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krn-art · 3 months ago

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AU where I ship em as an old married pair who meet and realize their partners suck.

Also, that whole movie shoved in a series worth of plots into 2 hours.

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Two old farts in a haunted house? One has a kid from an old marriage, the other has a banshee x-wife who tried to kill him? Like, he meets her while trying to escape his ex and she agrees to marry him instead since her fiancé admitted to not loving her except for her money. But she needs to be married to keep the house and he wants to be human, so marriage of inconvenience but they end up liking each other and stage ghost stuff for her show. Something something he lives or she dies and we get a dramatic ending.

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♫ I don't think that I can take it~ 'Cause it took so long to bake it~ And I'll never have that recipe again~ ♫

MacArthur Park by Richard Harris

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zishuge · 5 months ago

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guys what the fuck. I just noticed this random throwaway line from episode 14 that i've literally never paid any attention to before. like this is something li lianhua has done so consistently through the years that he is famous for it and EVERYBODY knows this? as long as he has 50 taels of silver, he doesn't care to earn any more? .... you mean... like... ......as long as he has enough money to get the sigu sect leader token back from the pawn shop where he pawned it 10 years ago?

you mean to tell me that in all those years, he didn't care about going hungry, he didn't care about being penniless, but no matter what else happened, under any circumstance he needed to have at least 50 taels of silver on him? for 10 years? just in case he needed to go get his token? what the fuck li lianhua. it's been a full damn year, stop hurting my feelings like this

#mysterious lotus casebook #why has nobody told me about this #i'm hurt #mysterious lotus casebook spoilers #okay it could just be like as long as he has enough money. BUT. 50 taels exactly is SUCH a precise amount of money #and they DELIBERATELY give the amount. which comes up again in ep 40 #i can't help but think it's absolutely intentional #and li lianhua tries to tell everyone that nothing about his old life matters to him anymore?#my ramblings #as an aside this has hilarious implications for the scene when fang duobing tells li lianhua he just bought medicine with his life savinga

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stupot · 15 days ago

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You know I've worked at coffee store for going in 4 years now and my current store (my 4th one) is the only store I've ever worked at where I felt the need to ignore a good chunk of our regular clientele because they always try to come on to me. They are all older conservative men who tell me to smile, ask if I'm married, ask if I live alone, call me pet names and shit. I'm really at the end of my rope with it and I hope that me being cold to them will get them to take the fucking hint. You lost customer service voice privileges, sorry

#at my first store i literally acquired a 70 year old sugar daddy (unwillingly) and it wasn't this bad #he didn't speak a lot of English instead he'd just show up with groceries and large tips for me #i did try to discourage him but he'd just go 'NO 😠' and give me the money anyway #it only stopped when he tried to kiss my hand and my manager told him to please stop bringing me things #and you know what to his credit he agreed with no argument and left #that's more than i would expect of these assholes #and they're not even bringing me money so 🙄

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aardvaark · 7 months ago

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im so glad that we never get a clear picture of sophie’s background in leverage & i hope we never do. however i also really like making up various, often conflicting backstories for her in my head. perhaps they’re all backstories for an alias of hers, ones she laid to rest back in season two.

#leverageposting #leverage #sophie devereaux #particularly that one of or both her parents had to move around a lot for work & so she would change herself to fit in at every new school #or new town etc etc. and that whatever original identity she had was dropped due to some kind of really awful event and her bio family think #she’s dead. eg she got into some kind of extreme legal trouble for the first time & she faked her death & everyone she knew as a kid thinks #she’s dead too. like. astrid wasn’t the first person she left to miss/mourn her.#but also that she was a teen runaway at like age ~16 and pretended to be an adult (like. 18/19) cause theres not much you can do by yourself #as a minor like booking flights or renting an apartment. and so began her first proper alias. and she was a pickpocket until she could fund #her life fully through grifting & cons.#or alternatively her parents died when she was a teen & she was old enough to become an emancipated minor (everyone in lev is an orphan)#and she kind of just fell into crime from there bc she had no one #or perhaps she got married at 17 and realised how fucked it all was and stashed money until she could run away & leave it all behind. that’s #bc of a single vague sentence on john rogers’ blog saying she was married at 17 and in context it was quite possibly a joke or random #hypothetical example but i was like what if???? What If???????#i also like the hc that she’s trans which i’ve seen a few times #in some versions in my mind her parents were okay and in some versions they were awful and in some versions it was so complicated.#i think tara has heard one story and parker or hardison have heard another and nate has never heard any story. he’s never asked.#she is here now and that’s all that needs knowing. and sophie devereaux is her real name in any way it matters.#eliot has also never asked and she asked if he was curious once and he just asked if she was curious about What He Did and that was answer #enough for the both of them. just a mutual agreement not to ask and it actually solidified their bond.#i think she struggled for a long time about whether to tell her new family The Real Story but in much the same way we never hear her birth #name bc it’s not Her anymore… she never gives The Real Story. bc it no longer defines who she is. she’s so much more than whatever happened.#lvg

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ganondoodle · 8 months ago

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1 year since i got scammed by nintedno leaving me forever yearning for a game we will never get and an extreme worry for the future

#ganondoodles talks #zelda #dont think they will learn anything #i know its pessimistic but like #as if the critics were in any way as loud or popular as those worshipping it #i feel so bad for having contributed twice to its sales and earnings #i bought it normally (later sold that to a coworker) and the collectors #which i sold but i only got back the money a normal new one would have cost #and it was also only bc i was buying sth else and it was literally in prime condition #like he said it wouldnt matter bc he cant give me more but then even he said holy shit thats literlly like unopened lol #i mean ... most of it was never opnened xD just took the game out once and put it back once thats it #i feel extra scammed bc it was the first and only collectors edition i ever owned #and i dont think i will ever buy one again #and might regret that #i still wish i had known how much i liked botw to get its special one ... but i didnt have the money back then either way #but id rather miss out on that than spend so much money on sth i will forever regret having spend money on #and i worry for the future bc the “story is the least important part” guy and “lol you can only like the old games bc nostalgia” guy-#-being in charge of the franchise arent giving me much hope for anything better #especially after totks success

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shitpostingkats · 9 months ago

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You guys have no idea how badly I need Aguefort x Lapin to be canon. Not only do we need more Lapin content, not only is it incredibly funny for Arthur Aguefort to have multiple magical animal paramours across time and space, I need Fig and Ayda to bond over their parent's utterly insane polycules. I need Ayda to stiffly introduce Lapin as her step-father. I need him hanging out at the Compass Points and awkwardly trying to bond with his boyfriend's daughter because Aguefort may be barred from having any contact with Ayda but his hookup from another timeline isn't. I need Lapin to transfer all of his honed sinister advisor skills and experience as a babysitter of willfull princesses to being a Weird Uncle. I need Fig and Aydas' "Yeah my estranged dad showed up again in my life and now I have a weird stepdad as well" emotional bonding and discussion. I need for at their wedding the first row of seats is entirely taken up by all five Fathers Of The Bride.

#I need them to give 'Liam Wilhelmina and his thirty five parents' a run for their money #absolutely vital to me that this happens post Lapin's death #he is some sort of eldritch fae spirit subsisting off sugarplum magic #he and arthur met over Old Wizard Grindr #Ayda kinda embarrassed in the teen way: yes this is indeed my father's chronomatic courtesan. His name is Lapin.#A chocolate warlock spectre swirling with arcane energy: Hello.#Ayda: He is. As my girlfriend would say. Cringe.#fantasy high #dimension 20 #d20 #the liveshows are gift for many reasons. This is one of them.#a crown of candy #acoc #d20 fantasy high #arthur aguefort #lapin cadbury

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batcavescolony · 3 months ago

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I was talking to an idiot and I need validation.

#superman #clark kent #kal el #comics #dc comics #smallville #martha kent #jon kent #ma kent #pa kent #im gonna rant now. this isnt at you its at the dumb fuck who was commenting on my comment on tiktok.#YES! why the fuck wouldn't he be! he was ADOPTED to be adopted you gotta have the right paperwork in order. the person im mad at LITERALLY #SAID Clark was in an orphanage... lets put our thinking caps! if he was in an orphanage Ma and Pa gave him to the state and yk what! i bet #they thought he was an abandoned baby! no one knew he was an alien. if they didnt he would have been in a govt lab! and in a comic i read ma #and pa thought he was a nasa experiment! yk how they put dogs and moneys in orbit? they thought they did that with a baby! so they took him #ok ok ok then the person i was debating said ma and pa were CRIMINALS!!!!! THEY JUST SAID CLARK WAS IN AN ORPHANAGE!#SO MA AND PA FOUND A BABY. TURNED HIM OVER TO THE AUTHORITIES AND AFTER IT WAS PROVEN THAT HE HAD NO FAMILY THEY ADOPTED HIM!#all of that is legal! they made it sound like ma snuck into a house a stole a child! put some respect on the Kents!#and for why we were debating. he had to have been assigned an ID/ss number/citizen ship because he was to the govt an abandoned BABY #they made it sound like Clark was a 20 year old! he was at best a toddler. he didnt need to take a citizenship test or anything cus HE WAS A #BABY! he was just issued citizenship cus to the govt he was an abandoned baby in the usa WHERE EISE WOULD HE HAVE BEEN FROM!#cus i cant stress this enough NO ONE KNEW HE WAS AN ALIEN! (except maybe ma and pa)#the govt gave an abandoned baby in Kansas an us id cus THEY HAD NO REASON TO NOT BELIEVE THAT THE BABY FOUND IN A FEILD IN KANSAS WASN'T #BORN IN THE USA! and with all the paperwork they did on him they gave him us citizen rights like THE RIGHT TO VOTE #there are a million possibilities for why a baby would be abandoned in a feild in Kansas and it would take awhile to aliens #this is what i think the govt thought 'ok baby abandoned in a feild of a local couple. no family to be found. a young mother probably got #pregnant and didn't want to baby so she left it where a couple who couldn't have children could find them. oh look the couple wants to adopt #let them take the baby.' babys being abandoned was so common that safe haven laws were made to give mothers who didnt want their infants a #safe place to drop their kid off (usually a special box at a fire department or hospital)

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neige-leblanche · 1 month ago

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happy birthday dear!!!!!!

#txt #rook hunt #i know it looks like i got cake on his face but I PROMMYYYYY that is just ye olde tangent line + he's perfectly clean #<- lying this plushie opened his little mouth and fed on my offering #IM SO HYPE THE NEW INDIE BAKERY IN TOWN HAD CAKE SLICES BTW. the only other place i knew had them was whole foods & i was preparing to give #-jeff bezos my money for the sake of this photo op. & this cake was SOOO good im all the more happy to support local :)

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lavender-phannie · 4 months ago

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Was explaining a bit of dan and phil lore to my parents and when I told them that Dan basically disappeared from YouTube for 5 years I had this interaction

My mum: so do they have real jobs? How did dan earn money during that time?

Me: well phil was still doing YouTube so it’s not like they both disappeared

My mum: yes but how did dan earn money?

Me: … they live together … they have a house together

My mum: oh!! Are they together? Are they a couple?

Me: 🧍

#I’m paraphrasing a bit from memory #also #ignoring the fact that Dan probably still had money coming in from old videos #and other things he did #it was a short chat #the way I held back from giving them a 3 hour long monologue #be proud of me #dan and phil #phan

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chaoticlandworlder · 6 months ago

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What is with the practically psychotic hate for Lance Stroll? I'm not even his fan- more indifferent- but the hate he gets is sickening. Like just see the recent 'Never have I ever' vid- so many top comments on youtube, instagram etc. are just spouting shit about him (attacking his looks, calling him window licker wtf etc.) based off the 'Never have I ever stood up someone question' (and of course they conveniently ignore all the other drivers that also said they have because it's trendy to hate on Stroll).

Of course, standing up someone sucks but first of all we have no context at all, and more importantly, it's clear the commenters don't actl give a shit about that because they're only hating on Stroll. This is literally just one instance of the way these F1 'fans' are so quick to seize any opportunity to put down Lance. Honestly, it's so off-putting, pathetic and sad.