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Judith slaying Holofernes
Harry Clarke
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Do you ever think about the fact that Steven Yeun never fucking misses? It’s important to think about
#steven yeun#I just think about how he has literally SLAPPED in every single role he’s ever been in#I just saw a trailer for the new series he’s going to be in#and it reminded me that I’ve never seen him do a bad job in a role#also reminded me of the fact that Nope got ZERO noms for the Oscars which is bull shit#and also reminded me that he does such incredible VA work that isn’t appreciated enough#anyways#he fucking slaps#ramblings
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they licensed his ass
my finished piece of the FWMS (official name definitely 100%) thing we started a few days ago! I had fun I hope folks had and/or continue to have fun with the sketch as well.
#dimension 20#fantasy high#fhsy#riz gukgak#Fuck With My Sketch#I mean it I'm gonna use that. gotta stop me if u dont wanna#doing things like this is bittersweet bc this slaps and I look at this and Im like well. I will never be able to nail this look again#I guess that's the plight of self taught art. but also it means you have to learn to let go and go look for different delights#you can't get too attached to one way of doing things. you will find many new things on ur way to make more funny bictures n such#this slaps tho Im so happy with how this came out lol. its be a long while since I last drew something in this vein#appropriate that its for riz lol he deserves it. he deserves the photoshoot pieces#funny enough this also kind of was prompted by drawfee? in one of the episodes I was binging (I thiiiink the one bg a day ep)#jacob brought up one of the artists I follow on twitter (havent been there in a decent while lol) who uses a pretty distinct#blue-on-red palette that got me to think abt teal-on-red and then this happened#funny enough I did start the piece with teal-on-red but then I shifted to blue after and was like wait I love this suddenly#and then committed lol. I should work with teal-on-red properly more but for now! we have fun! we enjoy#thats my journey thank u for listening. thank u for drawing with me if u have and come hang next time if u havent
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spock , roughly two seconds before doing something so unhinged no one else has even thought of it : good thing i’m a vulcan and i would never do something irrational or illogical lmaoo
#y’all remember the entirety of the galelio 7 when his solution to everythjng was just to Fuck Around and Find Out#in the amoeba episode where he was like no guys don’t rescue me it’s for Science#the man trap when he was slapping the monster in the form of bones’ former lover to snap bones out of it#um the one where got infected with those fake throw up thingies and BLINDED HIMSELF ??#the one where his father was Dying and even though there were plenty of other people who could command the ship He Needed To Do It#several other instances i am forgetting#i literally love him#star trek#spock#s'chn t'gai spock#mr spock#captain kirk#doctor mccoy#dr mccoy#incorrect star trek#jim kirk#leonard mccoy#mccoy#star trek tos
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willy with his babies
#literally do not hit me up I'm in a weak headspace rn!!!!!#william nylander#toronto maple leafs#nhl#my gifs#the way that I was slapped across the face with this godforsaken shot... jail for the prime people#gawd. need that or whatever#also how sweet he is with the puppies!!!! fuck.
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Isaaaaaa
#edit: i had fucked up the pose (i don't think my skills are enough for what i was aiming but hopefully this alright now)#change it up au#shout out to @/murkyskull for informing me about prosthetics#isat#isat au#in stars and time#i feel like every time i draw isa he comes out a diferent shape? i am sorry isa I love you i'll find a way to be consistent in your arts#*gently slaps isa head* this bad boy can fit so many self worth issues#isat isabeau#mari draws
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"Kevin isn't that bad it's not like he beats her, why does she need to kill him or fake her death, just get divorced" you are the point of the show, you are missing the crucial reveal. Allison sees Kevin in every single scene as she does their last scene together, but we as the audience aren't privy to that and we only see sitcom Kevin which is Kevin's self perception. He is not suddenly becoming scary and threatening to her. He was like that the whole time. We only see Allison's feelings about Kevin and the aftermath of her interactions with Kevin -- this is the ONLY time we see Kevin from her POV except for the brief initial breaking of the sitcom cam. Every other time we see Kevin on screen it's from Kevin's POV. Even after she cuts her hand we only see the bandage in her singular pov when she is away from kevin, but when it shifts back to sitcom Kevin it's gone.... We do not see the reality of her interactions with Kevin, that's the point of the show!!! Because when Kevin is on screen, it's Kevin's world! We only see Kevin from anyone else's lens in ONE scene at the end, which is when Allison decides to leave, so yes the sitcom cam "softens his abuse" but it also just fully acts as an unreliable narration because we never literally see Kevin from anyone else's POV until the series finale so every time Kevin is on screen it isn't even an accurate portrayal of what's happening, it's Kevin's perception of what's happening. Allison has viewed him like that the entire show, we as the audience just did not get to witness that POV until the end
#personal#this is exactly how it feels to have someone like that in your life!#everyone is like 'hes not that bad' bc they are in the sitcom cam!!!! you dont see it from the other pov#i like. didn't relate much until the sitcom cam dropped and then suddenly it was like being slapped in the face#bc that is how Allison ALWAYS sees kevin...... we just didn't get to witness it until then. and then that felt extremely relatable#screeching....#ik im years late bc i only now just watched but honestly???? masterpiece of television holy shit#kevin can fuck himself#kevin can f**k himself#Allison is not just 'trapped in a marriage she hates' we are just not privy to her terror bc we dont see kevin from her pov at all#we only see kevin from kevins pov#we see her talking about kevin a lot but we dont actually get to see how trapped and scared she feels until that last moment#hhhh
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my favorite part about the dsmp as it currently stands is that since the creators are done they’re over it you can just say whatever the fuck you want. there’s no possible future canon to dispute it. there’s no creator who’s going to step out of the woodworks because they’re not touching that again with a 30 foot pole. i can say the most insane bullshit never be proven wrong and i think that’s beautiful
#icarus speaks#this is about the things i have done to cpurpled. as always#what’s purpled gonna do? hm? you gonna tell me she DOESNT use however many fucking pronouns i’ve slapped on her?#hm? gonna tell me he isn’t the server’s top brony?#he couldn’t stop me when the server WAS running and by god he can’t fucking stop me now
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Fuck anyone who makes jokes about a crash that literally sent a driver to hospital.
Max's crash at Silverstone is the third most severe crash we've had in F1 in the past five years (most severe being Grosjean's in Bahrain 2020, followed by Zhou's in Silverstone 2022).
Additionally, the fact he was sent to the hospital at all is significant as Silverstone has its own medical facility on the grounds. It says everything that even as a precautionary measure, Max (+ Alex & Zhou the following year) was sent to the nearest hospital instead.
Do not for a single second take a driver walking away from a severe crash for granted. Sometimes, the miracles don't happen. Sometimes, a driver doesn't walk away unscathed. You do not want to be watching when the worst-case scenario becomes a real possibility, or worse; a reality.
If the like from Lando's dad is real... I have nothing else to say, from the bottom of my heart; FUCK YOU!
#f1#formula 1#formula one#max verstappen#fuck sky sports#if that like is real i don't have the fucking words#the sheer fucking privilege#the bitch slap he deserves my god if its real#there's so many people who have lost someone in a crash who would do anything for it to be just a joke#just something for a bit or meme or some shit#so their loved one could come home so their loved one would be alive#like ffs your son walked away from his worst crash which was at spa#there's at least 50 families who weren't so lucky at that track#I'm probably going to delete this later because I'm getting angrier and more upset#but its because i lived the other end i didn't get a miracle#we'll leave it at that
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having svsss au ideas beyond my station
thinking. shang qinghua goes on a mission as a young disciple to some town in fuckoff nowhere and finds himself in the qiu household. and there he finds a young shen jiu, undergoing the plot he originally intended for him and hadn't realised had become real and he's so young oh god hes so young why is he so small what do you mean that part was real, he hadn't kept it why is it real—
and he panics and sneaks him the Fuck out of that house
and he's not sure what to do but surely sending him to cang qiong will fuck up something in the plot and he can't come under even more investigation and cang qiong tryouts dont happen for months anyway and his system would probably never allow it (it doesnt. it would interfere with yue qingyuans story) but shen jiu is refusing to stay anywhere near this place and wants to learn cultivating to protect himself make sure nothing like this ever happens again and sqh panics harder and
calls mobei jun.
okay. on second thought, maybe this was a bad idea. but he stumbles over himself and shushes baby shen jiu's very understandable freaking out and asks his king for the first thing hes ever asked for other than his own life.
is there any way this human child could learn cultivation in the demon world?
#svsss#shang qinghua#shen jiu#listen. i. okay. listen#first off. i need shang qinghua to just fucking spitball a lesson plan idea thats never even been heard of before in like 5 seconds flat and#absolutely floor mobei jun#i need this to turn partially into shen jiu freaking out over the courting hits and inadvertedly teach mobei jun about human culture#idk. they go to a brothel together#mbj is being dragged along by like a 10 year old visibly shrinking into his coat but imperiously demanding the most expensive courtesan that#fits into their budget so she can spend an hour informing this idiot that no#slapping your boyfriend is stupid and hurtful and also stupid in human culture and he would get arrested#unrelated tk that. sqh still being a spy for mbj in cang qiong and getting a mission years later to instate sqq/sj as the qing jing peak lor#d#poor guy is so so fucked#sj becoming mbjs assassin. hear me out#a human most trusted advisor slash spy and a human assassin truly mbj is making bank#sj is also sqh's assassin lowkey. man who is intensely furious and learned how to channel all that into productive murder instead of. well#how does this fit with lbh? with sy? with fucking oh god YUE QINGYUAN??? well we'll find out!
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Period horny really is something else 😭😭 My pussy is literally aching to be filled, I need to mount a boy and slam my hips down hard on his cock, holding his wrists above his head, with no regard for his pleasure at all. Maybe I'll wrap my hands around his neck, watching him cry and gasp as my pussy clenches so hard around him as I cum.
#my post#im feeling so fucking violent#in a barbarian kind of mood rn#need to slap him when he protests
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Been too slow for ut content but, I did try my hand at making an error, as I always and usually do. I don’t fully read the lore or follow up fully on how most aus canons/fanons work and just do my own thing. He’s called seam and he’s a passive error! He’s a bit silly but he’s got the right idea
#He used to be really fucked up like any other error but has calmed down over the years so he’s just chilling and watching the aus like his#own personal cable tv cause I find it funny that I see takes of error doing that LMAO#BUT ye just to show mnot dead in general cause I’m a bit burned out#there’s a few posts in queue and drafts I slap out so mayhaps more fnaf or oc content on the way#art#my art#utmv#utmv fanart#error sans#Seam#undertale art#undertale fanart
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Fucking hell I wanna kiss and bite and mark up my baby boy's neck, get him aching and sore, until he brings his collar to me, softly whining as I put on his pretty pink collar, kissing the heart lock on it before yanking him in by his leash onto me
I wanna grope him all over, get his pretty cunt dripping for me as I let him hump my thigh like a good doggie. Sit him on my lap infront a mirror, give him a nice view as I yank on his leash and collar with each harsh spank I give on his soaking cunt and cock. I want him aching, moaning, begging for my cock in him with each harsh spank
He's a good obedient puppy, he knows he'll be fucked until he's completely tired out, holes stretched, soft pretty body completely marked and pumped full of my cum if he begs for it~
#xochimilli writes#🫀puppy#dreamt i was fucking and slapping my pup while he was awake and needy to get fucked n slapped we r so connected fr :3#woke up humping my pillow imagining it was her lols#ftm dom#ftm top#bd/sm pet#bd/sm kink#ftm nsft#t4t nsft#bd/sm master#queer nsft#queer ns/fw#nsft puppy#ftm puppy#bd/sm puppy#puppy sub#my puppy#pup nsft#puppy nsft#petpl4y#petpl@y#impactplay#t4t puppy#t4t ns/fw#puppyboy#good boy#queer couple#trans nsft#bd/sm daddy
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SO excited to see how Marceline is gonna react to Simon’s decision. Like. Simon is so deep in his own shit he has NO IDEA how angry she would be if she knew his plan. And there have been a lot of nods to this. I think it’s very intentional that we the audience saw little Frozen Marcy, but Simon didn’t. He’s not thinking about her right now. Her absence in these universes feels so pointed, ya know?
I mean think about Farm World. We know that in the Farm World universe Marcy guarded Simon’s body for a THOUSAND YEARS. She never left his side, lest the crown fall into someone else’s hands. She went mad with only the memory of his voice to keep her company… but he doesn’t know that. He doesn’t seem to fully understand what his transformation did to her.
It’s not super clear how much they’ve talked about it, but knowing both their characters I’m wondering how open Marceline was about her experience with the Ice King. How she could never get through to him even when she cried and pleaded. That she held onto Hambo for a thousand years. That she constantly watched him hurt the people she loved. That she was such a stranger to him that he tried to KISS HER??? Did they REALLY talk about it? Would he be throwing away his second chance if he knew how badly it would hurt her?
“All Simon ever wanted was to see Betty again”. And all Marceline ever wanted was to have Simon back. It’s what Betty wanted too.
I cannot WAIT for the reckoning.
#adventure time#fionna and cake#imagine what she would do if she went looking for Simon and he was gone#if she was forced to look into those unrecognizing eyes again#I just want her to slap him so fucking hard#I know he feels like nobody needs him but dammit OF COURSE marceline needs him#just because she’s busy with her girlfriend doesn’t mean she’s gonna be okay with Ice Kings return#uGH#marceline#ice king#simon petrikov#winter king#bubbline#petrigrof#this is my life
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Ya'll I cant stop thinking about the fact that Ashton has said time and time again that he does not liked to be touched. Touching hurts them in ways that is both deeply personal and intricate to their character and yet at the prospect of finding Fearne around the corner, they throw it to the wind to hug her
#A Taliesin Jaffe romance always fucking slap I don’t know how he does it#critical role#fearne calloway#ashton greymoore#critical role campaign 3 spoilers#critical role spoilers#orym of the air ashari#imogen temult#callowmoore#chetney pock o'pea#fearne x ashton
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Ponyboy’s reaction to Darry hitting him is always mildly funny to me. He’s all offended like, “I can’t believe Darry would hit me!” when that’s just…normal sibling behavior. You mean to tell me there has never been a time when Ponyboy was being a little shit and Darry just socked the son of a bitch??
#darry the guardian may never have hit ponyboy#but darry the older brother sure as fuck has#and obviously child abuse is not okay#and i know that when darry does hit him there is a power imbalance that was never there before#but seriously#ponyboy#that is your older brother#i can guarantee he has done worse than slap you across the face#the outsiders#the outsiders 1983#the outsiders musical#ponyboy curtis#darry curtis
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