#Hendrix Lapierre

[thornescratch]

Yes it is amazing that Charlie rode the Puke And Rally strategy to victory, but look how THRILLED Vee is to be acknowledged as Best Babe, bless his heart.

[dvar-trek]

(via Capitals)

Absolutely incredible. Miro calling O his second dad. Stromer and TVR just standing around and chirping them. The continued tortures of Big Pro. Mikey maintaining that his terrible handiwork makes for good content. 10/10 perfect team MWAH!

[flamememeago]

In honor of the start of the hockey season, here are some very well thought out and articulated Washington Capital scribbles

[upflingingrush]

ovi's legacy

hi all! i am writing a piece for @offsidenewsco about alex ovechkin's legacy as he nears the goal record. i would love to hear your thoughts on his impact on hockey, your favorite ovi memories, or just your ramblings on how the season is going so far in the google form below! (answers will be anonymous if you would like!)

i don't have a hockey following on tumblr at all, so i would so appreciate reblogs to reach as many people as possible! thank you! :)

[capsfriendly]

see, i know the kids are alright bc during caps postgame live they played part of an interview where connor mcmichael said he had hendrix lapierre over to dinner and gave a presentation as to why lapi should adopt a dog mcmichael’s girlfriend was fostering, which hendrix then very much did adopt

[ryangravytrain]

Love is stored in the Washington Capitals

[barbequebarf]

lappylicious

[andrebearakovsky]

Caps Birth Order (siblings, not age)

Okay Caps fam, I got a little bored the other day. And I was thinking about the van Riemsdyks, came to the realization that both TvR and Dylan Strome are middle children each with a hockey playing older and younger brother, and I started wondering how many oldest, middle, and youngest children were on this team. So I went and did the research myself. There’s always a chance I missed something and someone out there has a sibling I don’t know about, but this is all the information I could find, and it’s accurate to the best of my knowledge. Some of these check out with their vibes, and some may surprise you

Presenting: the oldest, youngest, and middle children on the Capitals

Oldest Siblings

Darcy Kuemper (1 brother, 1 sister)

Hendrix Lapierre (1 brother, 2 sisters)

Charlie Lindgren (2 brothers)

Aliaksei Protas (1 brother)

Middle Siblings

Martin Fehervary (1 older brother, 1 younger sister)

Max Pacioretty (1 older sister, 1 younger sister)

Dylan Strome (1 older brother, 1 younger brother)

Trevor van Riemsdyk (1 older brother, 1 younger brother)

Tom Wilson (1 older brother, 1 younger brother)

Youngest Siblings

Nicklas Backstrom (1 brother)

John Carlson (1 brother)

Nic Dowd (2 brothers)

Joel Edmundson (1 brother)

Lucas Johansen (1 brother)

Evgeny Kuznetsov (1 brother, rest in peace)

Anthony Mantha (1 sister)

Sonny Milano (1 sister)

Alex Ovechkin (2 brothers, rest in peace Sergei)

Rasmus Sandin (1 brother)

Unclear

Oldest/Middle - Connor McMichael - I found an old interview where he mentions having 2 younger brothers, 1 half-brother, and 1 half-sister. He doesn’t mention if the half-siblings are younger or older than him, so I cannot make a definitive confirmation. But I’d be willing to bet he’s the oldest child

Middle/Youngest - Nicolas Aube-Kubel - He has 2 sisters. One of them is definitely older than him, but I couldn’t figure out whether the other one was older or younger than him, so he’s either the middle or youngest child

TJ Oshie - He has 1 brother and 2 sisters. I could find absolutely zero information on their ages, so I have absolutely no clue where Teej goes in the order

No Info/Probably An Only Child

I found NO information about siblings of any kind for these guys, so either I missed something or they’re an only child

Alexander Alexeyev

Nick Jensen

Beck Malenstyn

Matthew Phillips

(If I missed something or you know additional relevant information or if I got something wrong, please let me know. I welcome all info, and I desperately wanna know where in the birth order Teej is because it’s killing me)

[puckpocketed]

who was that bambi eyed bushy browed girl on my screen

[incorrect-caps-etc]

Hendrix Lapierre: We should've been together.

Vincent Iorio: We could've been so great, you and I.

Connor McMichael: You're literally just on different teams for the scrimmage.

[hockeybaka]

Why does Google default to the babiest of baby pictures for the Caps?? It looks like Tom Wilson is babysitting his teammates. 😂

[thornescratch]

The utter GLEE and willingness to choose violence that each of these men exhibits as soon as they pick up a tortilla, this team building exercise game was perfect, ten out of ten, no notes.

[dvar-trek]

Aliaksei Protas at Caps Media Day 2024: The Mastercut—aka they're torturing heeeeeeem

so far he has: had to eat an oreo in hot sauce (and then watch the rookie get his with chocolate sauce), lost at flip cup and had to take a shot of pickle juice, been slapped in the face with a tortilla, been sprayed with water that had been in Lappy's mouth (x2), and had to dry his face off with aforementioned tortilla. thanks for signing that extension with us, Pro! 🥰 aren't you glad you're back?

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Hendrix Lapierre - New York Islanders at. Washington Capitals 12/20/23/

[oshbabe-and-the-podcast-husbands]

Lapi!!