#Hendrix Lapierre

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There is so much going on here. Ovi and Miro's apparent extreme talent for Oreo rolling vs. every other Cap's lack of talent for Oreo rolling. Stromer's little flinch when it goes off the table, and his disappointment when it DOESN'T land in the ranch dip. Lappy HAPPILY eating the mustard Oreo. Chychrun's complete lack of comprehension for the game. These utter weirdos, I want them to be doing this shit all the time.

[dvar-trek]

Aliaksei Protas at Caps Media Day 2024: The Mastercut—aka they're torturing heeeeeeem

so far he has: had to eat an oreo in hot sauce (and then watch the rookie get his with chocolate sauce), lost at flip cup and had to take a shot of pickle juice, been slapped in the face with a tortilla, been sprayed with water that had been in Lappy's mouth (x2), and had to dry his face off with aforementioned tortilla. thanks for signing that extension with us, Pro! 🥰 aren't you glad you're back?

[flamememeago]

In honor of the start of the hockey season, here are some very well thought out and articulated Washington Capital scribbles

[ryangravytrain]

Love is stored in the Washington Capitals

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lappylicious

[andrebearakovsky]

Caps Birth Order (siblings, not age)

Okay Caps fam, I got a little bored the other day. And I was thinking about the van Riemsdyks, came to the realization that both TvR and Dylan Strome are middle children each with a hockey playing older and younger brother, and I started wondering how many oldest, middle, and youngest children were on this team. So I went and did the research myself. There’s always a chance I missed something and someone out there has a sibling I don’t know about, but this is all the information I could find, and it’s accurate to the best of my knowledge. Some of these check out with their vibes, and some may surprise you

Presenting: the oldest, youngest, and middle children on the Capitals

Oldest Siblings

Darcy Kuemper (1 brother, 1 sister)

Hendrix Lapierre (1 brother, 2 sisters)

Charlie Lindgren (2 brothers)

Aliaksei Protas (1 brother)

Middle Siblings

Martin Fehervary (1 older brother, 1 younger sister)

Max Pacioretty (1 older sister, 1 younger sister)

Dylan Strome (1 older brother, 1 younger brother)

Trevor van Riemsdyk (1 older brother, 1 younger brother)

Tom Wilson (1 older brother, 1 younger brother)

Youngest Siblings

Nicklas Backstrom (1 brother)

John Carlson (1 brother)

Nic Dowd (2 brothers)

Joel Edmundson (1 brother)

Lucas Johansen (1 brother)

Evgeny Kuznetsov (1 brother, rest in peace)

Anthony Mantha (1 sister)

Sonny Milano (1 sister)

Alex Ovechkin (2 brothers, rest in peace Sergei)

Rasmus Sandin (1 brother)

Unclear

Oldest/Middle - Connor McMichael - I found an old interview where he mentions having 2 younger brothers, 1 half-brother, and 1 half-sister. He doesn’t mention if the half-siblings are younger or older than him, so I cannot make a definitive confirmation. But I’d be willing to bet he’s the oldest child

Middle/Youngest - Nicolas Aube-Kubel - He has 2 sisters. One of them is definitely older than him, but I couldn’t figure out whether the other one was older or younger than him, so he’s either the middle or youngest child

TJ Oshie - He has 1 brother and 2 sisters. I could find absolutely zero information on their ages, so I have absolutely no clue where Teej goes in the order

No Info/Probably An Only Child

I found NO information about siblings of any kind for these guys, so either I missed something or they’re an only child

Alexander Alexeyev

Nick Jensen

Beck Malenstyn

Matthew Phillips

(If I missed something or you know additional relevant information or if I got something wrong, please let me know. I welcome all info, and I desperately wanna know where in the birth order Teej is because it’s killing me)

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Hendrix Lapierre wins the 2024 Jack A. Butterfield trophy for Calder Cup Playoffs MVP. He finished the series with 7 goals and 15 assists in the 20 games it took to get to the Cup.

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Hendrix Lapierre: We should've been together.

Vincent Iorio: We could've been so great, you and I.

Connor McMichael: You're literally just on different teams for the scrimmage.

[hockeybaka]

Why does Google default to the babiest of baby pictures for the Caps?? It looks like Tom Wilson is babysitting his teammates. 😂

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[thornescratch]

The utter GLEE and willingness to choose violence that each of these men exhibits as soon as they pick up a tortilla, this team building exercise game was perfect, ten out of ten, no notes.

[dvar-trek]

Hendrix Lapierre and Dylan Strome with affection for Brandon Duhaime. Also pictured: Logan Thompson buttpat for Taylor Raddysh, followed by gently guiding him off the ice by the waist. Washington wins 3-2 over the Dallas Stars at Capital One (17-OCT-24) in a game where the fourth line stepped up bigtime 💕

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Hendrix Lapierre - New York Islanders at. Washington Capitals 12/20/23/

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Lapi!!

[barbequebarf]

2010s ovi n geno beef can be something oh so personal.....and making nhlers ladies too ig but thats neither here nor there.

[andrebearakovsky]

Capitals players on the current roster who have yet to make their playoff debut:

Alexander Alexeyev

Vincent Iorio

Lucas Johansen

Hendrix Lapierre

Charlie Lindgren

Beck Malenstyn

Ivan Miroshnichenko

Aliaksei Protas

Michael Sgarbossa

Capitals players on the current roster who have played in the playoffs but are yet to score a playoff goal:

Ethan Bear

Martin Fehervary

Nick Jensen

Connor McMichael

Sonny Milano

Dylan McIlrath

So based on what I imagine the lineups will look like, it appears that Beck, Lapierre, Lindgren, Alexeyev, and Protas are all slated to make their playoff debuts today (along with maybe Iorio or Lucas depending on the status of Jensen/Sandin). And there are a couple of guys to be on the lookout for their first ever playoff goal.