#he does NOT get paid enough for this

[alfairy]

Man imagine being Mike in the movie. You just wanna get through the week and get paid so you can support your little sister. The animatronics are their own problem already, but whatever, you can deal with them.

And then this… guy? Just shows up at some point unprompted and starts chasing you around the restaurant in a bunny suit while trying to stab you. And then he takes off his mask and you go “…is that steve, my fucking career counselor???”

[military-newsboys]

Jack: Race, please pick up your sock. Race: Ok. Jack: Don't put it back down. Move it! Race: Ok. Jack: You moved it two inches! Move it to your bed! Race: ok. Jack: And don't bring it back! Race: ok. Jack: It's still here! Race: didn't you just say not to bring it back to my bed? Jack: Forget it.

[moviesstoriesandbooks]

Imagine that Kim and Chay start goin on drives , coffee dates , jamming sessions , dinner dates , brunch dates , homework dates together (but discretely for safety reasons) , and they talk and talk and talk but Kim is still new to opening himself up. And like how it is usually with young love they both mess up from time to time , but especially one day , kim does.

He fails to communicate and they end up fighting , Chay leaves for the main family compound and Kim can't fall asleep on his empty bed no matter how long he tries . So he gets dressed to go out , get drunk , maybe dance or fight , somehow tire himself out so his head stops spinning , so he can just SLEEEP.

But then he comes across Chay partying enthusiastically with Macau , which makes the embers of jealousy in his heart, towards anyone who has an easy relationship with Chay , glow red. After sometime he couldn't keep himself away and tries to drag Chay away from the table , shouting excuses with a fixed smile on his face to whomsoever it may concern , we have to get back , have an early lecture don't you PORChay?! I think you've had enough to drink haven't you?

And they break into a fistfight in the garage when Chay comes to understand that he's being shepherded back home , by kim whom he was currently fighting with.

Kim gets a taste of Chay's recent self defence practice , splits his lower lip and had to spit out blood , but what surprised him most was how much he had to exert himself to restrain a tipsy Chay.

When they had started to make out slowly after a few days into this new relationship ,he hadn't been able comprehend how the kid he'd met mere months ago had grown taller than him , how he seemed way more confident in expressing his love physically , but to feel the resistance his body was now offering against Kim's very strong attempts at subduing the fight, was nothing short of shocking.

When he finally had chay pinned against the car , his bambi's eyes were angry and accusing. His fury only made Kim harder , and that one moment of weakness was all it took for porchay to flip their positions.

He had Kim trapped against the door of the black vehicle , and his hands restrained.

Kim looked at him coolly, and bared his bloodstained teeth . Chay pressed himself firmly against his lover and started kissing him hungrily.

Later in Kim's apartment, Chay had to beg Kim to stop. He couldn't anymore. He just couldn't. We have tomorrow Phi. The day after that maybe. Maybe not tomorrow. I'm all wrung out.

Kim was merciless. He needed more if he were to sleep till noon.

It was one of the most peaceful night's sleep Kimhan Theerapanyakul had in a long long time.

[chloesimaginationthings]

The FNAF Glamrocks truly are popstars..

[dabigbird]

This comic is based on @ckret2’s 9 chapter fanfic. Please go read it, their characterization f the characters are so cannon accurate that I’m 90% convinced that they’re Alex Hirsh secretly writing gravity falls season 3.

[i-tripped-on-a-rock]

consistent art styles are for losers. anyway here's some more of Noah in my fic :3

for anyone curious about the au keep reading!

it's a canon rewrite of total drama: island, action, and world tour focused on Noah. I may rewrite all-stars, but I am not sure yet. it's from Noah's perspective (but still in 3rd person) for a majority of the fic.

Noah intentionally gets himself voted off in season 1 and ends up becoming Chris' personal assistant halfway through season 2 and helps make challenges. hes still a contestant on s3 tho :3 (also its alenoah btw)

basically, if you want Assistant!Noah, Chris having a consciousness, and gay disaster Alenoah, and mediocre writing, then this is the fic for you!

[shronktheplonk]

Do you think everytime Neil Josten opened his mouth Wymack just saw

-10 years

+4 gray hairs

In the corner of his eye like an achievement ona video game.

[spacedace]

Since I have the first three chapters of the next installment of the House of Elle series more or less finished and I'm going to start posting stuff soon(ish), here be a few out memes for things going on in this one 😄

(The corrupted text on the second to last one is intentionally unreadable, it just says "Eldritch Text Because Spoilers" because, you know, spoilers haha)

[kalkaros-is-the-boss]

Severus: Okay, it’s a small pond. There’s cold water in it, but it’s not too deep. Diving the sword is really easy, but uncomfortable enough for it to be considered ‘Gryffindor bravery’. It’s incredibly simple. It’s not dangerous. Easier than almost anything Potter’s done. There’s really no way this could go wrong.

Harry: *Almost chokes, drowns and dies*

Severus: …

[redbean-nom]

rewatched carnage of krell and it just hit me that between the entire? 501st battalion and the entirety of Ghost:

general's dead

unable to contact commander and other general

ghost lieutenant's dead

meaning that, for the post-execution battle to defend the base, Rex was the highest ranking on that side of the planet and therefore had to be the acting general for an entire 1.5 battalions.

[smalldicksantiago]

DANIEL COME GET YOUR MAN!!! he up here at wendy's showing his ass!!! SMH

[superbluebrick]

we got my dad calling my stupid/aff love interest a spaghetti noodle animated before gta 6 I WIN

lots of people mentioned it already but rocky looks so pained when viktor doesn't react to his charades the way he hoped he would =:[[[[ it's genuinely heartbreaking but also funny bc if he inevitably keeps poking and prodding this won't end well for either of them 😭

although to rocky's credit he's not that obnoxious and the annoying stuff like teasing and nudging only came out as a last resort. pls be patient with him viktor

hm i haven't checked on lackadaisy yt channel in a while 9 NEW VIDEOS ??? OH MY MAMA WE LIVIN

[nyoomfruits]

gym bro au: also consider lando going to the gym really really inconsistently all the time, cause its kinda in his building or something, he's away so often and he has no sleep schedule, so like there is no regularity to it, But now?? Jon is suprised lando asks to train at very specific times, and why is he always already at the gym and slightly sweaty?? Also lando is fit, but only in very specific things? like his neck, core and probably the one leg that pressing the brakes that are so damn heavy and oscar just looks at him like... how do you do almost tripple the weight in one leg but not the other?

sobbing because i'm just picturing a very exagerated version of lando with a really thick neck, 8pack abs, one ridiculously muscular leg and the rest is just noodles.

[introspectivememories]

yknow the veil/kotteri image redraw meme? the one that's been going around on twt? now make it timber. bernard who goes on to be a famous model after grieves and does shoots all over the world. one day he does one for a gotham brand and he ends up plastered all over the city. now tim who has managed to miss all this just by virtue of being too busy being a vigilante and running wayne ent. steps out of his car one day and bam! directly across from wayne tower is this giant electronic billboard, displaying bear's new perfume ad. in it he's wearing a fur coat that's slipped down his shoulders to reveal the muscles rippling across his back. bernard looks over his shoulders and laughs, lips painted a pretty pink. the ad reads "all new scent 14 from beams: the scent of love. it's like burning" bernard winks coyly and tim is burning all right. rock hard in his too tight work pants.

[kozmicmizuu]

just a lil thing i remembered from the manga

‼️manga spoilers‼️ chapter 152 kny!!

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akaza: what form was that?? did you make it?? tell me ur name!!

giyuu: what?

akaza: tell. me. your. name.

giyuu: aughhhh i don’t want to….

akaza: tf you mean you don’t want to???

giyuu: i dont feel like talking, leave me alone

akaza: WHAT- JUST TELL ME UR NAME??!?!?

giyuu: no

*a few days later, on a random ass mountain*

giyuu: LEAVE ME ALONE

akaza: TELL ME UR NAME SO I CAN REMEMBER YOU

giyuu: PLEASE LEAVE-

akaza: ok ok- so, here’s the deal, you tell me ur name and i’ll leave! how’s that?

giyuu: uh- ok…?

akaza: tell me then!

giyuu: ok… my name it g-

tanjiro: hi giyuu!!

giyuu and akaza: …

tanjiro: YOU-

akaza: THIS FUCKING BRAT AGAIN-

giyuu: i can’t have peace.

[pain-is-too-tired]

Michael @ most of the Hermes kids in the infirmary: Did none of you think this was a bad idea?!

Connor: Oh no, we all did, we just decided to it anyway.