#hc that nobody asked for!

[oldangelcatalogue]

YANDERE HEATHER, LINDSAY AND BETH SHORT HEADCANONS!

Romantic!

Team up!

Reality show au and school au!

Gender Neutral! They/Them!

Theme song: Meet the plastics- Mean Girls!

TW:

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Reality Show/Normal Au!

♡ > Heather is the leader, just warning you

♡ > Heather uses Lindsay and Beth to make her dirty work, she knows they are in love you, but she decides to team up with them, now she can uses them to get you and win the reality! It's a win situation for her!

♡ > Beth and Lindsay are more kinds, they are really obssesive, like, REALLY!!!

♡ > Beth is the most delusional, you are so kind with her, you must feel the same right? She is so happy to have you close to her!

♡ > Lindsay is not the most smart of them, that's true, but she can do most things! Who do you think Heather sends to make most of the dirty work? Nobody would suspect of Lindsay! Not even you!

♡ > Heather would ask to you to be part of the aliance! You can be at the final! In the final four! You totally would accept right?

♡ > Heather is so bossy, she made rules to Beth and Lindsay when interacting with you

" First rule! How we going to share they, let's say, we have to make some rules, so i think is more fair if i be the one who is going to around Y/N more! "

" But hey! Why? "

" Because i am the leader! I am the one who makes the plans! So i think it's really fair "

♡ > Lindsay is just there, she is afraid to stand up for Heather

♡ > Heather is really stric with you, any people that is on their way is going to the boat of losers!

♡ > Jealous girls, Lindsay is the least one, but the others? Can't say the same

♡ > Lindsay and Beth are so clingy, Lindsay maybe even flirtys with you, like sending kisses and these things

♡ > And Beth gets really nervous talking with you, she feels like she is going to die, in a good way, she just can't belive you are so nice to her!

♡ > Please just be careful with Heather, she is the most dangerous, but with the right words and way of act, she can be more nice to you

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School Au!

♡ > The popular girls

♡ > You always seat with them at lunch, you have other friends? You want to sit with them? Who cares!

♡ > Heather could ruin the reputation of her rivals! Even if the person is really cool and chill, she made up and makes the girls speak rumours about the person

♡ > And she wouldn't let you walk with anyone with bad reputation(even thought hers is not the best one)

♡ > Beth always offer yo help you in any subject! Even if you are good at the subject, she wants to br closer to you and feel useful to you!

♡ > Lindsay always wants to hang out with you, if Heather let, but sometimes she doesn't even ask Heather first! She loves going to the mall! She drags you around when you hang out together

♡ > Heather could use anyone to make her dirty job, but sometimes she wants to make it herself, she always make sure her plans will work!

♡ > They could lie about you, so the others wouldn't hang out with you anyome! Only them, but Lindsay and Beth don't really like this idea

♡ > And Heather don't really like it too? She loves you, in her way you know-

♡ > Would they kidnapp you? Maybe, Heather would use it as a last option

♡ > Heather already thought of betray Lindsay and Beth, but she can't do that

♡ > Maybe not now.

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" Wear something nice and grab a tray

'Cause we don't do this everyday

Say here's where you belong

Say here's where you belong

No, really, say it

Say here's where you belong

Come sit with us tomorrow

It'll be fetch! "

NOTES:

- Short hc so you guys would know i am alive and won't give up of this blog! Since i am kinda dead

- Sorry about that also! School is a pain in the ass, i have MANY tests help

- I love you guys!! :D

[bunnieswithknives]

As much as I love angst I think it would be funny if he just didnt give af

[anywhere-anywhere]

magic mountain

[daytaker]

The Gang React to You Ignoring Them

Lucifer

"How childish. They'll have forgotten by the end of the day."

By the end of the day, however, Lucifer has reached his fucking limit. But his pride will not only prevent him from begging you to knock it off-- it will prevent him from even acknowledging in your presence that he is remotely bothered.

He probably goes to vent to Diavolo -- that is to say, visit him for tea and offhandedly comment about your immaturity for pulling such a stunt, knowing that he'll just contact you and beg for him.

Mammon

"Oh no you don't! MC! MC! MC! MC! MC! Hey! MC! MC! Hey! MC!"

He will follow you wherever you go. At first he thinks he's hilarious, being an absolute pain in the ass, but the longer it goes on, the more dejected he gets. His energy level tanks and soon he's just lying on top of the nearest piece of furniture and whining for you to stop it.

If you manage to get him off of you long enough to escape him, he will just text you.

Mammon: MC Mammon: MC Mammon: Hey MC Mammon: Hey Mammon: MC

If you block him, he will just text someone else until that person becomes so annoyed that THEY beg you to stop.

When you finally give in, he pretends like he didn't even care that much. It was just a little joke between pals, right? Haha!

Leviathan

"So this is how easy it is for you to just toss me aside like a piece of garbage."

Levi will take this extremely personally. Depending on why you're ignoring him, he might blame himself and enter a spiral of self-hate. He'll hole up in his room, refusing to leave until you finally come in and either apologize or forgive him, whichever is appropriate.

He'll spend a few moody minutes acting like it's too late for that, but soon he'll be on the verge of tears, making you to swear on a copy of The Tale of the Seven Lords that you will never pull that kind of thing again.

Satan

"Really? Is this what it's come to? You understand how pathetic this makes you look, don't you?"

Like Lucifer, he won't be too bothered at first, assuming you'll get over things relatively soon. But if nothing has changed within an hour or two, he'll start to get testy. He'll send a text, sit in the same room as you and stare a hole through your head, and if you're still ignoring him after a while of that, he'll storm up to his room.

Depending on how emotionally charged the incident was that led to you ignoring him, he will be more or less capable of fending off an explosion of temper. Most likely, any acknowledgement you toss his way will ease the tension, so it might be a good idea to just shoot him a text asking him not to destroy the house, please.

Asmodeus

"But it's impossible to ignore me! You can't look away from a face like mine! See?"

I don't think you can ignore Asmo. Being the literal Avatar of Lust with powers to charm and an intense need to be admired and adored, he simply exudes an aura that demands attention. You should probably come up with a different strategy of attack.

Beelzebub

"...Are you mad at me?"

Why would you do that to him? How could you be so cruel?

If you did do it, it would probably confuse and sadden him. Confusion and sorrow both make him feel hungry, so he will go ahead and start eating his feelings within an hour of the silent treatment. Even if you're content to allow this to continue, the other six demons in the house aren't, and you will ultimately have no choice but to make up with Beel.

Belphegor

belphie.exe has stopped responding

Considering you'd already forgiven him for the whole murder thing, he can't comprehend how you've become so mad at him that you'd go so far as to give him the cold shoulder. He won't know how to respond at first, but he will quickly become an angry, sulky ball curled up under the blankets on his bed. If it takes more than a few hours for you to come crawling back to him, things will start to change. Belphie will return to the common areas of the house, acting mostly the same as usual, and he will not spare you a second glance. Even if you stop ignoring him, well, two can play this game, and Belphie is absolutely petty enough to drag this one out.

After a day or two of you trying to talk to him, he'll relent. He'll feel kind of guilty, having worked through most of his anger while ignoring you. He'll probably text you a lot for the next day or two, just to ease some of his anxieties.

Diavolo

"I don't understand."

You can't do that. That's illegal. Next character.

Barbatos

"Hehe. What a troublemaker."

Barbatos likes it when you ignore him sometimes.

Barbatos will not change his behavior at all, ever. You could spend the rest of your life ignoring him, and he would simply accept it as one of those unfortunate circumstances life sometimes throws his way. He would prefer it if things didn't go down that way, though. Basically, he'll let you come to him whenever you've gotten over whatever it is you're upset about. What a king.

Solomon

"Hmm? Are you sure that's a good idea?"

Solomon will act pretty much the same as usual around you too. He'll point out that you're ignoring him to whoever else happens to be around and bemoan the situation, but he won't actively appeal to you. Instead, he'll orchestrate a scenario that traps you in a situation where he is the only person you can go to for help. As soon as you do that, he'll act as if nothing ever happened. If you resume the silent treatment, well, he can always come up with another scenario.

Are you still sure it's a good idea?

Simeon

"I didn't realize you were so upset. I'm sorry (that/if) I hurt you."

Simeon will either immediately understand why you are doing this, in which case he will apologize (using "that") or he will have absolutely no idea what's going on, and he'll still apologize (using "if") to be on the safe side.

If you don't show any signs of breaking, he'll enlist Luke's help to make you an apology dessert of some sort. And how can you stay mad at him when he's offering you angel food cake with such a sad expression?

Luke

😧😠😣🥺😢

Wh- Whaaa...?! How dare you ignore him! That's so mean! It must be all the demonic influences rubbing off on you! Stop it! Stop it or he's going to tell Simeon!

And then he'll go and tell Simeon. Simeon will probably tell him to just wait until you've calmed down. If he thinks you're being unreasonable, though, he'll probably have a talk with you himself. Really? Pulling the silent treatment on an actual child? Sure, he's a millennium old, but he's still a child.

[iliveforyouilongforyouvesuvia]

Vesuvia Weekly: M6's secret insecurities

Julian: his hands. he likes to keep his gloves on for a reason, and it's because as a boy the other kids would call him "skelly fingers" from how bony they were and he never learned to like them as a result

Asra: their teeth. not because he thinks they're in bad shape (though his dental hygiene wasn't always great) but because of how many times he's gone a whole day without realizing there's food in them

Nadia: her speaking. years of speech classes have practically erased it, but she had a speech impediment as a kid that slips out when she's tired and it's the bane of her existence. never mention it please

Muriel: his knees. it was always where his quickly outgrown clothes would tear first and the kids on the street would point when they could see them. the years of scarring on them don't help either

Portia: her hair. the grandmas were loving, but they had their hands full with all the village's children and thick curly locks like hers were deemed "unmanageable". years of self-care are helping that though

Lucio: his slim build. his mother always commented on him being a "frail, weak child" and he's never felt quite bulky enough since. it's why his gauntlet is so big and formed some of his jealousy of Muriel

[al-luviec]

something simple to try to get out of art block (it didn't work)

[poele-sexuel]

Ok so... Naruto brain rot :)

Even if both categories of Clans share characteristics with animals. There's a difference between a Beastial Clan and a Feral.

One is working with animals, the other is Being the animal.

For example...

Inuzuka, Beastial, work with ninja dogs, greater and sharper senses and instincts.

Hakate, Fucking Feral, Will bite your fucking throat out, are basically Animals in humans form.

But you can also be Feral without the animal parts.

You just need to be more Wild than a Beastial. Be literally one with Nature. :)

Yes, the Uzumakis are Feral. Yes, the Fucking Senju are Feral. Yes, Tsunade Senju is very Feral herself. (Orochimaru is too ;D)

Beastial Clans : Inuzuka, Aburame, Nara, Sarutobi, Uchiha, Onikuma...

Feral Clans : Hakate, Senju, Uzumaki, Nohara, Umino, Namikaze...

Also... Being a Junchiriki automatically make someone Feral. Or being mixed with Senju's DNA. Or adopted/Claimed by a Feral. :)

[ouaw-facts-i-just-made-up]

Hello, have a stupid one to fuel your posting schedule a little longer:

Kremy wears white underwear with a purple scales pattern and unicorn socks under his suit

This is a true fact.

Honestly....yes. Its his deepest, darkest secret. Nobody can know. It must be taken to the grave.

[mayordea]

littol doodle of my f!corrin personal design loosely based on the nohr noble (for my smash hcs). i mainly revamped the nohr noble design just to make it easier to draw……. yeah (also give her shoes. like i get what was being aimed for by making corrin barefoot but also No)

my corrin hcs are nowhere near as uh Involved as my robin hcs are, but i do like to draw them a lot (mainly fcorrin tho, she’s prettyyy)

[lady-quen]

Hello Guild Wars 2 community! A new poll has dropped! 🐦‍⬛

(At least, hopefully new, lol.) I'm curious, which blessing did your Commander get on their first/canon go through the Raven Sanctum in the story mission "The Invitation?" Choose and tell me in the tags why they made their specific decisions :)

Compiled explanations from the wiki below for ease of access:

The trial choices in order:

Save the wounded man or save the healers

Save the spell tome or save the historical record

Save the queen or save the prince

Blessings:

Blessing of Daybreak

"When the fear of beastly claws and a child's pain is made sharp by the knowledge of elders, we make no mistakes. But do we grow?"

Healers -> historical record -> prince

Grace of Dawn

"When wisdom is favored in all things—a healing hand, a text of old, a beloved queen—we lose the sharpened sword of the truly bold."

Healers -> historical record -> queen

Consecration of Morning

"We seek to destroy monsters with sharp claws and icy breath, but do we protect ourselves from the beasts shaped like us, who prey on the young and vulnerable, who seek to rule us?"

Healers -> spell tome -> prince

Invocation of Midday

"When we flee from the things we fear most - the teeth of beasts, the storm of a dragon, a change of power-we risk running backward."

Healers -> spell tome -> queen

Supplication of Midday

"We favor the skill of healers and the wisdom of elders over the uncertainty of the future. But the young take chances, and the young push us forward."

Wounded man -> spell tome -> prince

Consecration of Evening

"We long for the comfort of a healing touch, an ancestral word of wisdom, a leader we know and trust. But comfort is fleeting, and with it comes inertia."

Wounded man -> historical record -> queen

Grace of Dusk

"We sacrifice so much—safety from the claws of death, knowledge of the ages, a steadfast reign—to propel ourselves forward. But if we move too fast, do we risk the inability to stop?"

Wounded man -> spell tome -> prince

Blessing of Twilight

"We try so hard to do the right thing. We heal, we protect our people, we preserve stability. But we cannot control how the winds of fate may shift, and a tight grip can sometimes hurt more than it helps."

Wounded man -> spell tome -> queen

[noirandchocolate]

Curious about this, ‘cause I’ve been doing headcanon stuff about my faves a lot lately.

No “combo of these” choice because I’m asking about the primary way, not for the only way or every way. Whichever you use/that happens most often, that’s your answer to the poll.

But feel free to tell me your combo in reblog text, tags, or replies!

Reblogging to send this to a farther audience would be very nice of you btw!

(Also, all the ways I put in the poll and any other methods people use are valid and cool. It’s headcanons—hopefully the main goal is to have fun and maybe share what you make with others! Just making sure you all know I think that. <3)

[lovedrruunk]

Overwatch nightmare blunt rotation and why ᡣ𐭩ྀིྀི₊ ⊹

From scariest to tamest

Junkrat, I don’t think I need to explain much… you’ll take a hit and next thing you know he’s trying to convince you into amputating his right leg. I think overall it’d be a terrifying experience, also he def laced the blunt with some homemade contraption he made. NOTHING good will come out of this and you will most definitely wake up in a hospital bed

Junker queen, will actually try to FIGHT YOU… YOU ARE NOT WINNING !!!! An hour in and she’ll be chasing you around the house playing fnaf 4 irl. She’s actually so scary and will have you crying. After three hours of pure horror she’ll blink and just be like “huh?”……..she forgot about everything and is back to normal….

Moira, you’ll take a hit and next thing you know she’s trying to convince you into letting HER amputate YOUR right leg… She’s stressed out 24/7 so the only reason she’s not lacing it with some potion in order to use u as an experiment is because she also needs a hit..so….better than junkrat I’d say…

Tracer, not scary but really annoying. As much as I LOVE her she’s a yapper and will NOT shut up…. Will have your ears ringing and her mood swings would be terrible to deal with

Hanzo, the ultimate TRAUMA DUMPER !!!! WE DON’T CARE !!!!! Will be crying telling you about how he had to kill his own brother only for him to come back scarred and robotic and you’ll just have to be like ohhhhh I’m so sorry you had to go through that ohhhh….. will have all your pillows covered in tears and snot…disgusting…

Venture, GUYS…. Let’s be so for real they’re tracer part 2… by the end of the night you’ll know every rock type and crystal ever discovered. Will give you a 2 hour recap of Steven universe that you can’t escape from. They’ll also get really hungry and literally raid your fridge

[pizzacastella]

anyway what do yall think porter or jace's perfume/cologne smells like? definitely seeing porter would have bergamot, suede, and vetiver in his (v earthy tones overall) then i think jace is a sandalwood, cinnamon, and mayb amber girlie (mysterious and elegant w a hint of spice)

[oldangelcatalogue]

YANDERE KATIE AND SADIE HEADCANONS!

Romantic!

Gender Neutral! They/them!

Team up!

Non reality/reality au! (Up for interpretation!)

Theme Song: The siameses song!

TW: YANDERE BEHAVIOR, OBSSESIVE BEHAVIOR, DELUSIONAL BEHAVIOR, JEALOUS, INSECURE, BAD ENGLISH, BAD GRAMMAR AND MADE BY A MINOR! YOU CAN SKIP THAT POST ^^!

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♡ > Oh! The double trouble duo!

♡ > Two Words? Obssesive girls

♡ > These two follow you around and you could do anything, ANYTHING! That they will talk while looking at you with the most lovey dovey eyes you could see

" They are so kind! And beautiful! "

" And funny! And gentle! Hot! "

" I WAS THINKING THE SAME! "

♡ > When both discoverd that they like you, they had a fight!

" Y/N likes me! Or you think that smile was for you? "

" They like me more! And i liked them first! Not just that! They are flirting with me! "

" UH NO!? They were flirting with me! "

♡ > (The flirt in question was a smile and a hi)

♡ > But after that they decided to share or something like that! I mean sharing is caring!

♡ > Delusionals, REALLY DELUSIONALS

♡ > They think that you like them back and flirt with them back! The smiles you gave for them? The hi? When you talk to them? You are soooo into them! (In their head)

♡ > As i said, they are obssesive, and clingy, they follow you everywhere and even compliment you for the most random things

" I think we should go to the other way- "

" OH YES! You are soooooo smart Y/n! "

" And beautiful! "

♡ > Most of the time you just look at them very confused

♡ > Jealous? Hell yeah! They are jealous and insecure most of the people you talk! They think in things like " Who do this person thinks they are! " , " Y/N would never flirt or fall in love with them! Right? " , " She is not that even pretty! " , things like that

♡ > They always know where you are, and when you say to they stay where they are, they stop for a second and after that....BOOM! They are in your side again! Privacy? What is that? Explain to them!

♡ > They aren't that dangerous, but you should be careful anyways

♡ > They are really delusionals, obssesives and these things!

♡ > And dependent too!

♡ > You have to be patience with them.

♡ > Really patient.

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" We are Siamese if you please

We are Siamese if you don't please

Now we lookin' over our new domicile

If we like we stay for maybe quite a while "

🍨 - NOTES!!<3

- " AOI IS THAT YOU!? " Yeah what's up baby? It was you that order a Yandere HC that nobody asked for?

- " WAIT YOU MADE ANOTHER HC THAT NOBODY ASKED FOR!? " OF COURSE THAT NO- Yeah i did it

- I have something for underrated characters, so here it is a hc for these sillys :3

- They should had been in RR and Won fr

- THIS ONE IS SHORT AGAIN!? Damn im sad now

- TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF! IF YOU DON'T I WILL APPEAR AT YOUR HOUSE, COOK FOOD FOR YOU, MAKE YOU EAT IT, TAKE CARE OF YOU AND I WILL READ A STORY FOR YOU TO READ SO YOU CAN SLEEP WELL!!! 😡

- Anyways sending virtual hugs for everyone

[killemwithkawaii]

Okay but how sweet would it be for Sally and Kim to have a (slightly awkward, but) wholesome friendship after he gave her that bird pic huh how fuckin cute would that be??

Sal and Kim Friendship Headcanons-

[CW: Unsanitary, bullying, weapon, mentions of murder and death, in-game themes]

>On the day everyone finds out Mrs. Packerton had died, Kim gives Sal the last of the bologna she has in the cafeteria walk-in because she knows how much he and his friends liked it. Sal is touched by the gesture and somehow manages not to gag while thanking her for it.

>When Sal goes through the lunch line, he and Kim always exchange pleasantries and have short chats about the birds in the courtyard, current school events, the latest episodes of popular TV shows, etc.

>Kim insists on giving Sal extra big helpings of food and will scold him if he doesn't finish what she scoops onto his tray.

"You are a growing boy Sally, you must eat so you can become big and strong! Now, go sit and finish before bell, or you get BIG BROCCOLI with NO CHEESEY SAUCE for dessert tomorrow!!"

Sal finds it a little irksome, especially when he's already stuffed to the gills, but does his best to comply because it admittedly feels nice to be subjected to a bit of motherly doting once in a while.... (Push comes to shove, Chug is always happy to help him make those last few bites disappear.)

>If one of them is absent due to sickness, the other takes note and worries. (Kim, because she can't help but be a bit of a mother hen over Sal, and Sal, because he fears the D.O.G. has claimed another person in his life as a victim.) They always expresses their concern and relief when the absentee returns to school.

>They empathize with each other regarding their respective deformities/disabilities and the othering they both experience because of said conditions.

Kim understands feeling self-conscious about appearances, as she's very sensitive about hers, but encourages Sal to be proud of who he is and to not be afraid to knock some sense into those who say otherwise (to do this, she suggests utilizing a sock full of pennies. "Is lunch money that helps you keep your other lunch money! 😉").

Sal always sticks up for Kim any time one of the other students mocks her appearance, whether she's around to hear it or not. ("Kim may not be a looker, but at least she's not a rude, shallow asshat. Hope you REALLY LIKE the crustiest corner of the mac and cheese tray, cuz that's what you're gonna be eating every Tuesday until summer break. 🤷‍♂️")

>When his senior year is coming to an end, Kim gives Sal an old and obviously well-loved birding book as a graduation gift. The handwritten note on the inside of the cover reads:

Sally,

Spread your wings and fly like the birdies!

Your friend,

Kim

(P.S. Keep eating your veggies, you will grow soon!)

While Sal doesn't really use it, he keeps it on his bookshelf as a memento. He pages through it occasionally to look at the nice pictures and to do a little reminiscing about one of the precious few positive experiences he had while attending Nockfell High School.

>After the Addison Apartment murders, Kim is one of the few people who steps forward to be a character witness for Sal during his trial. Despite all the evidence against him, she insists that Sally is a

'... kind, smart, sweet boy. He cause mischief, been in some rough and tumbles, yes, but he NEVER MURDER anyone!! Kim is SURE about that!!"

Ultimately, her testimony was discredited by the prosecution for various nitpicky reasons, but Sal appreciated her vouch of confidence all the same....

[octoagentmiles]

If Natquik has been missing for so many years, how the heck did this guy get a hold of tea and biscuits? The octonauts find a half eaten one in the station after he leaves, so do you think he scavenges anything that gets shipwrecked? Or did he just have a fifty year supply of this stuff?

this is an EXTREMELY good question!

but. it's also, like,,, sadly, one of the few mysteries of the show that I believe can probably just be chalked up to the beautiful, wonderful magic of ✨🌈 "cartoon logic" 🌈✨

HOWEVER!! where's the fun in that??

my theory is this:

Natquik is very close with the penguins in Antarctica, and we know that those penguins travel a lot in order to get back and forth from their nesting grounds, and/or to visit family.

thus, the penguins pick up various, random extra food along their journeys, so they can bring it back to him. they've been doing this for years now.

(as for the tea, I imagine he probably took at least SOME stuff with him when he left; which could include a tea kettle, or even just a pot + mini stove.)

it's the only realistic explanation I can think of. we know Natquik's good at rationing and storing food because he tells us so in AnB, but c'mon. if he didn't perish from the cold, eating hundred year old biscuits would've done him in eventually.

I've talked about Natquik and his relationship with the penguins before, but I just gotta reiterate: I FIRMLY believe the penguins saved his life, kept him alive, sane, etc.. so yeah. I can see them bringing him leftovers from dinner like Good Neighbors and him being so grateful he forgets all about how they broke into his station last week and broke his favourite seismometer.