#harry wants a baby

[hoovesandfloorpaws]

random larry thought attack of the night -

so.. they both want children, right? at least that was always my impression. (i know what a private topic this is for many people, but) they've both always publicly said so themselves. and at least Louis has a massive family already and seems to adore kids and Harry has never been subtle with his pregnancy and baby obsession (i exaggerate, but ykwim).. so let's say IF they want children..

i wonder, i wonder..

i wonder when and how...

i wonder if within the next 10 years. they're 30/32 now.

i wonder if i've ever read something about a formerly closeted gay pair with a child or two, who had the kids before coming out. i can't remember anything like it.

so, my very basic main thought was "would/could wanting to have children possibly be a factor in them being allowed/deciding to leave the closet?" hmm.

i just needed to park this thought here, so it has a place to live. i obviously don't have any answers or even a real theory. i just wish them happiness and could imagine that it would look like that. but i obviously don't know them personally, so i might be completely off.

[hoovesandfloorpaws]

"That said, both Styles and his therapist have questioned why he cares quite so much about being likeable. This is one of the things he thought about a lot in his big pandemic reflection. In part, it's a choice, he explained. He recalled moving to London after The X Factor and hearing tales of petulant celebrities screaming because someone got their coffee order wrong and deciding to never be that guy, to never give someone a petty reason to bad-mouth him. But more recently he's come to worry that the drive for approval came from a more complex place, a place of caution, fear, control." "Styles said he often spent interviews terrified about saying the wrong thing until he stopped to question what abhorrent belief or bizarre opinion he was scared he'd accidentally reveal and realized he couldn't think of anything."

"And he thought about the cleanliness clauses in the contracts he used to sign, which would dictate that they would be null and void if he did anything supposedly unsavoury, and about how terrified that used to make him. And about when he signed his solo contract and learned that the ability to make music would not be affected by personal transgressions, he burst into tears, a reaction he still seemed shocked by, retelling it to me now, years later. "I felt free," he explained."

"When Styles began therapy about five years ago [so in 2017], he was reluctant initially, feeling it was a music industry cliché. "I thought it meant that you were broken," he said. "I wanted to be the one who could say I didn't need it." He returned to the home theme that has underpinned our conversation, explaining that therapy has allowed him to "open up rooms in himself" that he didn't know existed, allowed him to feel things more honestly, where before he had tended to"emotionally coast.""

"Recently Styles began to work through issues related to intimacy, dating, love. "For a long time, it felt like the only thing that was mine was my sex life. I felt so ashamed about it, ashamed at the idea of people even knowing that I was having sex, let alone who with," he said."

"You look back, especially now there's all the documentaries, like the Britney documentary, and you watch how people were abused in that way, by that system, especially women. You recall articles from not even five years ago, and you're like, I can't even believe that was written."

He has been thinking a lot recently about autonomy, ownership, privacy. About what he should be able to keep to himself, what he should be able to simply communicate through his music without follow-up questions or prying. Around the time of Fine Line, he faced scrutiny around his sexuality. People became incredulous that he wore dresses, waved Pride flags, and yet hadn't clarified with precision, publicly to a journalist or on social media, the specifics of who he'd slept with, how he defined. This expectation is, to him, bizarre, "outdated." "I've been really open with it with my friends, but that's my personal experience; it's mine," he said.

Despite the acceptance that some things could, should, have been different, he still feels lucky every day, he said, lucky to make music, lucky to do what he loves.

"You can't win music. It's not like Formula One," he said. "I was like, in my lifetime, there will be 10 more people who burst onto the scene in that way, and I'm only going to get further away from being the young thing. So, get comfortable with finding something else that makes you happy. I just found that so liberating."

"I just want to make stuff that is right, that is fun, in terms of the process, that I can be proud of for a long time, that my friends can be proud of, that my family can be proud of, that my kids will be proud of one day," he said.

““In lockdown, I started processing a lot of stuff that happened when I was in the band,” he said. He thought about the way he was encouraged to give so much of himself away, “to get people to engage with you, to like you.” He thought about the fact that no baby photos exist of him that aren’t on the internet (you give a bunch to an X Factor producer doing a piece on your backstory without much thought, and suddenly your childhood is online). He thought about the journalists asking questions, when he was still a teenager, about how many people he’d slept with and how, rather than telling them to go away, he would worry about how he could be coy without them leaving the room annoyed. “Why do I feel like I’m the one who has done something wrong?” he said to me.”

— Harry for Better Homes and Gardens Magazine

[the-holy-ghosted]

Girls will say "this is my beautiful wife" and their beautiful wife is just a weird looking man

[blondwhxrewrites]

A/N: I wanted a cute bunny animagus!reader so here you go... here you go children hope you enjoy your dinner.

"Well, aren't you just the cutest little bunny?" Mattheo teased, his hand raking through your soft fur. His other hand reached up and playfully tugged at one of your floppy ears. "Look at that little tail."

He cooed, his index finger rubbing under your chin. He yelped as you bit his finger, and he hissed, retracting his hand instantly. "Hey, that is no way to treat your boyfriend!"

He frowned as he watched you jump from his lap onto the hardwood floor of his dorm room. He heard the sound of your hind legs hitting the floor, and he gasped. "Don't you dare thump at me, princess!" he warned, and his eyes narrowed as he watched you thump at him again. Though, how could he be mad at you when you looked so adorable?

You thumped again, and he rolled his eyes, chuckling. "You're a brat," he stated, leaning back in his chair.

You thumped at him one last time and then turned around and hopped away, your cute little button tail twitching. 

"Hey! Where do you think you're going, princess?" He sighed, getting up to follow you.  He was seriously considering getting you a leash and collar next Hogsmeade visit.

[aeteut]

sirius and regulus, the most beautiful stars in the night sky.

By likeafunerall, and reposted with permission.

[itsriotmotherfuckers]

I am so sorry but Remus John Lupin was not a sex god. Bro had never even seen a dick until Sirius. He was genuinely a little bit afraid of it the first time (it’s okay, though, because Sirius was very sweet and patient, of course). He thought people kissing in books was wild and sexual. He turned into a tomato and hid his face whenever there was a kiss in movies. He took things so slowly with Sirius that Sirius had to ask if he ever wanted to have it or if he was asexual or something. Then, once he got a taste, he became the most insatiable thing ever, practically begging for it every night.

[magpiedraws]

Wouldn't lizard fashion be something like spikes and scales and a frilled lizard collar?

Like so?

(Bonus art under the cut)

[daddiesdrarryy]

Pansy: Can men get pregnant?

Draco: Oh, yes. I am

Pansy: You’re pregnant? You are?

Draco: How about a congratulations instead of laughing at me, Pansy? You can say congrats or something

Pansy: Congratulations. Merlin, I’m sorry. How far along are you?

Draco: Two weeks

Pansy: How do you even know you’re pregnant after 2 weeks?

Draco: My stomach’s been growling more than usual. And also, Harry and I had sex so. I think that’s where it came from

Pansy: And how long have you two been together?

Draco: Two weeks

Harry: We were like a one night stand. I was gonna dip, but I’m like, that’s my kid

Pansy: …That’s really noble of you. We need more of that

[hoovesandfloorpaws]

Harry saying this in 2012:

is something that's so personal to me 💙💚

some great moments i've excerpted from this previously unpublished RS interview from 2012 with harry and niall

[thefairmaidenoffandom]

[rewritingcanon]

‘scorbus coded this scorbus coded that—’

i present scorbus fawns

[representative-democracy]

Doomed by the narrative? Nah, Goodsir is babygirl coded by the narrative

[prev][next]

+ goodsir's most fucked scene bc sometimes i feel like i dreamed it

[stressfulsloth]

Thinking about gym teacher Harry. I bet he was a fun teacher. I bet it was really easy to goad him into ditching the lesson plan to have a race day instead, or to turn the school hall into a mass dodgeball game, the whole class vs him and he'd still manage to hold his own. I bet he'd get roped into running so many clubs, staying late every day of the week. Running and football and rugby and gymnastics and dance, insistent that he's great at all of them. Getting involved in the pastoral care side of things because he cares so much about his kids, even if they're only in his class an hour a week. Using his dialogue tree skills on his students to try and find everyone some kind of sport that they love, trying to make sure no one is left out. And as he starts to slow down, as his chronic pain starts to get worse, starting to understand more and more why some of the kids don't really participate. Still pushing himself to participate in everything because he loves his kids and he wants to do the best for them, still running and lifting and throwing himself into competitions but losing more and more often, getting more frustrated that his body just won't cooperate, having to sit out and watch the kids play from the sidelines instead of hurling himself into the middle of the match. Sitting with the kids who won't join in, talking about their interests instead, about art and literature and entroponetics and finding something to get them hyped about the world...

[profoundmakerdreamerss-blog]

Tomarry AU time travel but with a twist

— where Tom and Harry are best friends but Harry ends up falling for Tom — and Tom? He rejects him. Because Tom isn't ready. Because he thinks relationships are a waste of time — and believes what he and Harry has is better. And, Harry? Though hurt, accepts his answer. Though there is some residual awkwardness — they go back to being friends.

But— now, Tom is more aware of Harry. Now, that he knows Harry is okay with having a romantic relationship with him, he starts noticing things that he hasn't before. He starts thinking about Harry more than he did before (which basically means he thought about him every second now, back then it was one thought per ten seconds but anyways—) and having realizations about himself that he has been ignoring before due to always thinking about the future. After all he is a busy man with a grand plan — he was just too busy to have time for something mundane like introspection, am I right?

Unfortunately, though before Tom could do something about his emotions derailing his plans — Harry dies. For him. To save him

Tom being Tom, through his all consuming grief and regrets — breaks time conventions to save Harry and ends up travelling back on the day Harry came to Hogwarts. And as Tom tries to make amends for his mistakes by trying to befriend Harry, who is the new transfer student earlier than before, he realizes how strange Harry used to be.

How he would act skittish around Tom or glare at him with so much hatred that would make him stumble. Because Harry never did that, or did he? That didn't matter though, because Tom would win him over anyways — because he is the one whom Harry loves loved. So, he is one who would end up winning him anyways — not Black or Longbottom for that matter.

So this au is basically time travelling harry and time travelling tom but both of them from different points of time, trying to do their best — trying to save the world (for Tom, it's Harry and is that my way of implying Harry was his world? Yes.)

[miidnightpoet]

i don’t want to sleep

i don’t want to think about art museums

or orange muffins

or houses with green and red shutters

or late night tea

or dancing on kitchen counters

i don’t want to think about the sky

i don’t want to think about Copenhagen



[blondwhxrewrites]

I’ve got something for you babes, x

so bunny!reader, is so shy. But even when she’s not in her animagus form, she still goes into heat.

It surely doesn’t help when she sees her boyfriend Mattheo sitting at his desk in Potions, a massive bulge in his pants!!

she ends up on his thigh, he’s being all mean and “punishing” her for getting so needy by not letting her release. 😉😉

"But Mattyyy!!!" You cried out, your foot stomping on the ground as fat tears rolled down your puffy cheeks. "This isn't fair!"

Mattheo scoffed pulling you into his lap and setting you on his thigh. "You've been needy allll day bunny..."

"But I need you!"

Mattheo roughly grabbed your chin forcing you to look at him. "I said shut it" he hissed immediately shutting you up. "If you 'need' me so badly then you can hump my thigh like the whore you are."

You whined—your hips immediately beginning their mission of rocking back and forth against his thigh. The ridges and bumps of his pants grinding against your weeping cunt in just the right way to make you shudder and moan.

Mattheo frowned his hand coming down patting your bum encouraging you to keep grinding on his thigh. "Thaats a good girl."