#happy days quotes

[inlovewithalotoffandoms]

Teen Wolf - Incorrect Quotes + You

Scott: Well, bad news, Stiles called the wedding off.

You: See, I told ya, I told ya, that's it.

Allison: Well, I guess Lydia couldn't compete with you know who.

Peter: Nobody can.

You: Ayyy!

Peter: Uh, Almost nobody.

Scott: This has nothing to do with you know who!

Derek: Well, what'd Lydia say about it?

Scott: That's the problem. She only found out that the wedding was off. Stiles was crying so much and hung up. It's a shame he really loves her.

Eli: So there's not gonna be a wedding.

Scott: Yes, there will be a wedding. Y/N is the Maid of Honour and is gonna go talk to Lydia, who will talk to Stiles.

You: No, Nada. I have caused enough trouble already, you know what I mean? The only shot that those two people have is if I stay out of it. The Y/Nareli curse can not be broken! It's ridiculous to try! That's it! That's all! And that's goodbye!

Scott: Tanya!...Sit on it.

Malia: Everybody duck!

You: What did I just hear?

Allison: I think we should just all calm down and-

Scott: I'll handle this Allison....You heard what I said. I understand about your curse and all that. And I know that you are the Y/N/N with the ayy and the whoa, but you are the Maid of Honour and you have an obligation as that Maid of Honour. And you can not shaerk your obligations. Even the Y/N/N can not stand in the way of true love and you have to talk to Lydia, If you get my drift, and that's all and that's it and goodbye!

Peter: What guts.

You: I think I'm gonna have to hit him.

Allison: No, you're not gonna hit my husband, who so happens to be your father.

You: Oh yeah, well then I'll hit you.

Eli: You can't hit your mother.

You: Alright I'll hit you.

Allison: You can't hit your best friend.

You: Well I gotta hit somebody! You know where Bucky is?!

Allison: Look, Y/N-

You: Alright, Alright, I know! I'm going, I'm going. But I'm not going because I just got yelled at! And I'm not going because he thinks he's right and I'm wrong! I'm going because I'm a sweetheart of a gal!

[crowleyanthonys]

"In the background Crowley and Aziraphale met on the tops of buses, and in art galleries, and at concerts, compared notes, and smiled."

Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett, published May 10, 1990

[selfhealingmoments]

[uh-ohspaghettio]

Happy Father’s Day to everyone’s favorite trench daddy

[celestial-artisan]

Vox: I-if I say I love you, will you say it back? Alastor: No problem, pal. Vox: I love you..! Alastor: It back! Vox: Alastor:

Velvette: Why is Vox crying face-down on the floor?

[ruporas]

the blank ticket in your hand is just waiting to be filled in.

happy birthday vash! (ID in alt text)

[tanked-up]

Soap: I remember when you birthed me

Price: What

Gaz: You said it wrong, dipshit

Soap: What was it ??

Ghost sighs: Happy Father’s Day, capt’n

Price: Thanks… but I’m no one’s-

Soap: …

Price: I mean THANK YOU SONS

Soap tearing up: This is a very special moment for me, give me a second

Ghost: Would you like a tiss-

*Soap proceeds to blow his nose on Ghost’s shirt*

Gaz: Or not.

[fairydrowning]

in order to live a happy life, you must romanticize everything (and see a good therapist).

[positivelypositivethoughts]

[spiderliliez]

JANE GOODALL : AN INSIDE LOOK An intimate portrait of Dr. Goodall and her pioneering work The documentary draws from an extensive collection of unseen footage, totaling more than 100 hours, capturing Jane Goodall’s work in Gombe during the 1960s, meticulously filmed by Hugo van Lawick. Thought to have been lost, this invaluable footage resurfaced in 2014, providing a glimpse into Dr. Goodall’s groundbreaking research and the natural world she dedicated her life to studying.

[+] JANE (2017) 🌿

[ilovesnat]

You: Don't forget to wish me a Happy Mother's Day!

Nat: Why? You're not a mom yet.

You: Well, you suck on my tits every night so I think I deserve it from you.

Nat: Y/N...

this is late because i didn't know if i should post it or not, but it's been rotting in my drafts, so here it is:)

[tendou-satori-chocolatier]

Nishinoya: why do you always let me win when we race up the stairs? We both know you're faster than me

Asahi: I like seeing you smile when you win

Sugawara: he was staring at your a-

Asahi: AWESOME EXISTENCE, AT YOUR AWESOME EXISTENCE

[incorrectstarrailquotes]

Trailblazer, face down while Dan Heng and March 7th awkwardly pat her back: And then I called her Mom...

Himeko, at Welt and Pom-Pom, happily sobbing: And then she called me Mom!

Kafka, furiously ranting at Blade, Silver Wolf and Firefly: And then she called her MOM!

[faithlovin]

[teencopandthesourwolf]

Derek: Why do you always act like you're invincible, Stiles? You don't have super-strength or speed; you can't heal like werewolves——Jesus, you don't even have any combat skills and yet you're constantly throwing yourself into danger! Do you honestly think you can just talk your way out of any situation?

Stiles: *rubbing sleep from his eyes* Derek, why the hell are you standing next to my bed at midnight?

Derek: *taking off his leather jacket* See?! There you go again proving my point! Well, go ahead and try talking your way out of THIS, genius!

Derek: *takes off shirt and pants*

Stiles: *clamps mouth firmly shut*

Derek:

Stiles:

Derek:

Stiles:

Derek: *sighs* Fine.

Derek: *toes off his boots and climbs into bed next to Stiles who is holding the comforter aside for him*

Derek: *mumbles* So, do you want to be my valentine or what?

Stiles: *grins in a way that says "You're a dramatic bastard and I thought you'd never ask"* :)

[freckleslikestars]

We should totally just stab Caesar!

Mean Girls | 2004

Happy Ides of March!