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localtoaststealer · 6 months ago
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if any of these LOW LIFE, MOTHERFUCKING, BITCH ASS WHORES ***EVER*** EVEN COME ACROSS MY ACCOUNT, FUCK OFF. sorry not sorry :3
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rb if your blog is not at all a safe space for these red flags
(image: dreamsexual, zoophilia, p3d0philia/maps, alt map)
FYI the red-yellow flag is AAM aka adult-attracted minors. Same effects as a MAP.
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ofswordsandpens · 1 year ago
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I know Percy's desperately trying to escape the godly world but not only do I think the gods aren't going to leave percy alone once he's in New Rome, I also think Percy's in the situation now where he can't refuse at all because like, if he was in the mortal world at a mortal college he at least would be able to try and be like "sorry I can't do a quest right now I've already used up my three excused absences this semester try again in the spring :/" but in New Rome? They will be like "Percy! It is an honor to be hand-selected for a quest. And by the gods no less! Stars above, you should be grateful! I don't know what your little greek camp has taught you but here in Rome, we respect the gods' requests. Your absence will be excused. Now go."
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pangur-and-grim · 6 months ago
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Belphie kept sticking his tiny head through the rope bridge, which meeeeeans I had to cut it down. I don't want anything terrible happening while I'm out of the room!
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thepathetickind · 6 months ago
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a thorn in my chest - perhaps I was the one who put it there,
by laurenmaerie, ‘to keep a piece’
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sesamestreep · 3 months ago
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I really feel like one of the best details in “A Scandal in Bohemia” that I never see people fixate on enough is that the story starts with Watson stopping in to see Holmes at Baker Street on a complete whim, because he happens to see that he’s home (and Watson is now married and living elsewhere). Like he doesn’t send word first, he’s not invited, he just shows up and surprises Holmes. Which is not that weird but then Holmes is like “oh good, I’ve got a case anyway, you might as well hang out!” which just makes it funnier when the King shows up and is like “I’d really rather speak to you alone, actually” and Watson tries to leave and Holmes is just like “anything you can say to me, you can say to my best friend John Watson, and if you ask him to leave, I would consider it a grave insult, you would be my enemy and I will not help you ever!!” And the king is like “…ok” and just moves on.
like, that is crazy behavior. Holmes is talking about how there’s probably lots of money in this case, and then almost turns away the client for…not knowing who the fuck Watson is?? He’s not even supposed to be there?? He just came to say hi?? “It is both or none”… girl, GET UP.
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willosword · 8 months ago
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oh this is bad. this is like REALLY bad
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deoidesign · 2 months ago
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One of my first digital pieces (2010) versus one of my recent ones (2024)
We all start somewhere!
#picked these cause they're in a similar pose lol. i mean not at all. but sort of... more than my other art at least...#oh fuck im so tired im saving this to drafts and coming back later#my anxiety meds wipe me the fuck out so im trying not to take them in the day#and they're like legit borderline a sleeping med for me. i take one and in 30 mins im OUT.#so I'm. i mean i was already only taking 1-2 in the day and then 2-3 at night#anyways it makes me sad when people say they dont have an artistic bone in their body#and especially when they say they could never draw like me :(#dont put yourself down to lift me up! i don't want my art to be used for you to be mean to yourself!!!#lots of experiences of people comparing themselves to me and being mean to themself...#feels bad. it's okay if you're slow it's okay to be learning it's okay!!!#I'm me and you're you and we're here to learn from each other. i just wanna hang out..#y'know what I'm just gonna post without saying anything i WILL forget I made a draft#i have so many things i intend to post and then forget#it's a wonder I post anything#i only do it when i get bored. and run out of stuff to scroll through#like whelp. guess if i want a post I have to make one myself.#also the second one is really good idc that it's a study i still drew it#art growth#this was in 2010 btw#i started highschool in 2011#I've grown a lot and you can too.#also I've never really been one to dislike my old art. like idk I was trying... if it's bad I just won't look at it whatever#like i wouldn't be mean to someone else who made that so i don't get a free pass to be mean just cause it's to me#man my thoughts are bungled. okay sleep time#if my phone made typos you didn't see it
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wife-beam · 3 months ago
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one of my favorite bits from the airplane extra is when sqh is visiting qing jing peak and the sECOND sqq is back, luo binghe tackle hugs him so hard that sqq stumbles back a bit. ZERO decorum zero caring about another peak lord being present fully knowing he can get away with it shizun-hug
its just so cute. i love this for binghe
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cwfei · 11 months ago
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> First of all, you said anime characters aren't real and are just 2d. Pen and ink, right?
And when has this been a problem till now? I don’t know anyone who would bring their anime fetishes to real life. And yes, they are not real so who cares? Finding Yuji attractive is the same liking racist mass murderer Geto. They are fantasies and you’re crying over it. Oh wait this the first time on the internet? Lol
> Well, let me tell you what lil bro, loli art is also just "pen and ink" or "2d", it doesnt affect you, right? But you're really quick to send the artist death threats, arent you? (im not defending lolicons they can go jump off a cliff with these pedos aswell)
What the fuck are you even saying? No one sending death threats to artists. You’re an angry child throwing a hissy fit over people liking fictional characters that can be aged up and down in fanfiction. They’re not real so who cares. I’ve never seen anyone complain about this on AO3 or wattpad which is filled with x reader/OC paired with high school anime characters. People make Gojo and Suguru high school AUs as someone else stated and are insanely popular. You’re like the 1% of the people calling these authors pedos and weirdos which I can judge the characters you like and apply real life logic like what you’re doing.
> Second of all, you spoke about japanese culture (not even being japanese yourself, even disrespecting it because sexualisation of minors is anything but culture) and even had the audacity to say they dont look like minors.
Japanese people love cute things and anime characters are meant to be cute. It’s been normalized in their culture. I have no idea half the mumble jumbo cringe shit you’re even saying. People been thirsting over Yuji/Megumi in Japan LOL. I’ve seen the crazy shit they even said about 16 year old twins Mimiko and Nanako talking about their underwear smell. Japanese are far worse with their anime fetishes but I highly doubt they take them to real life and pursue REAL MINORS. Sexualizing a minor would be a REAL MINOR. PROTECT REAL THINGS. NOT FICTION LMAO. These fictional characters you’re protecting aren’t real, and have no rights. If it was illegal and not normalized people wouldn’t be writing fanfics on them on multiple writing platforms.
> Yeah, they dont, but they canonically have ages + I've seen tons of younger people look way older than they are. You're basically saying "oh its fine to date a 13 year old if they look 18!", and trust me, I've seen a TON.
The whole point is that ANIME FICTIONAL characters don’t even look like real people or humans. Stop applying real life to fiction. People can like the art all they want. They don’t even look or act like children. You ever wonder why there’s millions of zero two NSFW art? Also Marin Kitagawa who are both 15-16? Ya cuz they don’t even look like actual children. People liking art? What a fucking crime. Show me the laws that says you can’t simp fictional characters. Please fucking do. Real life and fiction are totally fucking different concepts and shouldn’t be treated the same. You think people are going to pursue mass murderers and want to bang them too irl by this logic? No.
> Third of all, yet again on the japanese culture and mangakas. You said that a lot of mangakas sexualise their own minor characters because its a part of their culture (which isnt, please do research before speaking absolute bullshit about a culture you dont even care to learn about) and that we should "let the japanese cook", basically implying we should let them sexualise these minors more so that you can have your gross perverted fantasies about them.
It literally is normalized in Japan culture. You new to anime or some shit? Look at bleach women, they all look like sexy bimbos but are strong. The author Kubo sexualized his girls. Look at invis chick who’s like 16 in MHA that is NAKED bruh? Also Himiko was naked in front of Twice who is like twice her age LMAO. There’s a lot of manga that sexualize fictional characters that aren’t adults. You haven’t seen much or even know anime culture at all to say the dumbest shit here. Mangakas don’t sexualize real minors but fictional ones? Of course many mangakas do. You should do your own research LOL you’re so stupid.
> Fifth of all, you said it's normal to others, basically proving how fucked up mentally some people are to even think that, how fucking deranged humanity became as a whole because if thats normal to you I suggest booking a permanent visit to an asylum.
Oh yes call millions of upon millions of authors pedos and should be locked up which isn’t even a law to fantasies or like fictional characters. It’s not even a fucking CRIME. They aren’t even real, go ask a psychiatrist if fictional minors have the same rights as real minors. THEY DO NOT. You won’t even get admitted to the psych ward for liking 2D drawings. Fucking hell you’re stupid.
> Sixth of all, you said "You're writing smut about sukuna in a minors body though!" which yeah, okay, I'll give that one to you, but I genuinely dont give a fuck because I'm a minor and I can read whatever the fuck I want without feeling guilty unlike you pedophile, you're basically foaming at the mouth you're unable to read those fics because you'll be considered a pedo (which you are)
“I’m a minor so idgaf” nah you’re fucking weird if you’re underaged finding characters above 18+ hot too. Same dumb logic. You’re just making them pedos because you a MINOR wants to fuck them. Nah you can’t be for real.
> Seventh of all, how the fuck is Sukuna a rapist? You said "arguably", then argue with me bitch if you felt like this post was directed towards you (which it was 🤣)
Really? The first lines he said was “where are the people?! The women?!” Heavily hinted the most evil hedonistic war criminal in the series probably is a rapist. Also, would it even be surprising how evil he is would’ve raped women back in his own era before killing and eating them? Get over it. He’s hot but seriously dumb as hell for a minor like you to find him attractive.
> Eight of all, you said "relax, it's just fantasies we have, they're not real." SO YOU AGREE TO HAVING FANTASIES ABOUT HAVING SEX WITH A MINOR !!
Not the same as real humans. Totally different. Dumbest tales I’ve read all day. Thank you for giving me a laugh with how dumb you are. Liking 2D drawings isn’t the same as liking a real minor. People insert their own OCs the same age as them as well in their own fanfics.
> i dont care if you come for me, i bet you'd want to make out with me or fuck me because im in your prefered age target, faggot:3
Nah you’re fucking gross. Doubt even the older characters in JJk you fantasies about would want to either because you’re a minor. See? Stupid ass logic. Oh yes liking a real minor vs a fictional character is the same. This is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. Stop comparing real life and fiction as if they are the same thing. They are not and you’re like too young to understand that? You’re cringe as fuck.
> in conclusion: your argument is absolute dogshit
I could say the same with your dog shit argument that is not separating real life and fiction. They are not the same or should EVER be treated the same.
analyzing some milennials "counter-argument" because GOD there's so many loopholes in it im genuinely embarrassed for them.
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First of all, you said anime characters aren't real and are just 2d. Pen and ink, right?
Well, let me tell you what lil bro, loli art is also just "pen and ink" or "2d", it doesnt affect you, right? But you're really quick to send the artist death threats, arent you? (im not defending lolicons they can go jump off a cliff with these pedos aswell)
Second of all, you spoke about japanese culture (not even being japanese yourself, even disrespecting it because sexualisation of minors is anything but culture) and even had the audacity to say they dont look like minors.
Yeah, they dont, but they canonically have ages + I've seen tons of younger people look way older than they are. You're basically saying "oh its fine to date a 13 year old if they look 18!", and trust me, I've seen a TON.
Third of all, yet again on the japanese culture and mangakas. You said that a lot of mangakas sexualise their own minor characters because its a part of their culture (which isnt, please do research before speaking absolute bullshit about a culture you dont even care to learn about) and that we should "let the japanese cook", basically implying we should let them sexualise these minors more so that you can have your gross perverted fantasies about them.
Fourth of all, no I'm not american, I'm romanian, you were so close! Must feel great blaming a whole group of people based on someone's opinion (fucking kill yourself)
Fifth of all, you said it's normal to others, basically proving how fucked up mentally some people are to even think that, how fucking deranged humanity became as a whole because if thats normal to you I suggest booking a permanent visit to an asylum.
Sixth of all, you said "You're writing smut about sukuna in a minors body though!" which yeah, okay, I'll give that one to you, but I genuinely dont give a fuck because I'm a minor and I can read whatever the fuck I want without feeling guilty unlike you pedophile, you're basically foaming at the mouth you're unable to read those fics because you'll be considered a pedo (which you are)
Seventh of all, how the fuck is Sukuna a rapist? You said "arguably", then argue with me bitch if you felt like this post was directed towards you (which it was 🤣)
Eight of all, you said "relax, it's just fantasies we have, they're not real." SO YOU AGREE TO HAVING FANTASIES ABOUT HAVING SEX WITH A MINOR !!
i dont care if you come for me, i bet you'd want to make out with me or fuck me because im in your prefered age target, faggot:3
in conclusion: your argument is absolute dogshit
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@kiiamei @yomommasdickrider @ashvie @cinnatoru
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angelcake10023 · 4 months ago
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I am a simple creature with simple desires 🍜
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yasminhananis · 5 months ago
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my brother in christ you were about to get laid
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sibblank · 11 months ago
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every defense of ai I've seen has been like "hey c'mooon it'd be a really helpful and positive tool if it existed in a completely different material context than we actually exist in"
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fly-sky-high-bug-games · 6 months ago
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I'll take awhile before I can make this into a full proper post with explanation (and sketch illustration) of each segment, as well as the bird view from the market, entrance and a better view of the smithing corner buuuut have this for now~!
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onecupofsugar · 2 months ago
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IMtober Day Eight - Glimmer
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LILY LILY LILY LILY
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thepathetickind · 2 months ago
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I get tired from my own thoughts, don't know if I make a step forward, as if I'm walking in the desert,
by laurenmaerie, on my own
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canisalbus · 8 months ago
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You mentioned before that the people who would have access to Machete's bedchamber would likely already know about Vasco. How did that come up in your mind? Did they get caught in the act or was the subject broached with enough trust? How did those people handle it? Sorry if this is a bit vague but I thought about it today and I'm very interested. :)
I think it just has to be the case, I can't imagine how they could manage to hide the fact Vasco is bunking with him from everyone, for years and years. Machete doesn't live alone, he has staff and servants who do his housekeeping and run his errands. Even if Vasco didn't stay there for any extended periods of time and snuck out the back door to avoid attention, I'm assuming at least the people who do his laundry and change his sheets would eventually detect that some sort of funny business had happened. But the number of people who are in on it is still very very small and tightly controlled. His assistant Vittorio definitely knows and helps to manage this situation, so does his personal doctor, and on top of that maybe a handful of most trusted high-ranking emplyees, which he has vetted extremely carefully and pays handsomely for their discreetness and prudence.
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