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if any of these LOW LIFE, MOTHERFUCKING, BITCH ASS WHORES ***EVER*** EVEN COME ACROSS MY ACCOUNT, FUCK OFF. sorry not sorry :3
rb if your blog is not at all a safe space for these red flags
(image: dreamsexual, zoophilia, p3d0philia/maps, alt map)
FYI the red-yellow flag is AAM aka adult-attracted minors. Same effects as a MAP.
#snowy rb#tw swearing#i srs wish for the âflagsâ above to jump off a cliff#hang yourself#cut your wrists#whatever just KYS :)#tw su!Cide#tw death threats#and i'm usually considered the nice one#so thats a first#you're probably never gonna see me do this in a good while#note that this isn't for my followers#it's for people who âidentifyâ as these âflagsâ above
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DEAD BY DAWN
#sorry girls cant hang out its get drunk and gore yourself in the shower night#cw blood#cw gore#cw guns#dmc#devil may cry#dmc dante#duradraws
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I know Percy's desperately trying to escape the godly world but not only do I think the gods aren't going to leave percy alone once he's in New Rome, I also think Percy's in the situation now where he can't refuse at all because like, if he was in the mortal world at a mortal college he at least would be able to try and be like "sorry I can't do a quest right now I've already used up my three excused absences this semester try again in the spring :/" but in New Rome? They will be like "Percy! It is an honor to be hand-selected for a quest. And by the gods no less! Stars above, you should be grateful! I don't know what your little greek camp has taught you but here in Rome, we respect the gods' requests. Your absence will be excused. Now go."
#and any god that wants Percy Jackson for a quest just learns they have to file a request through the school and they've got him#ÂŻ\_(ă)_/ÂŻ#also the hilarious dichotomy of loathing your transfer classmate#because he's missing class every other week because the GODS keep giving him quests and the professors HAVE to excuse it#while you yourself have never ever even met a god#but also knowing that if you hang around percy it means your chance of meeting a god just skyrockets#pjo#percy jackson#mine#new rome
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Belphie kept sticking his tiny head through the rope bridge, which meeeeeans I had to cut it down. I don't want anything terrible happening while I'm out of the room!
#belphegor#no baby cat you will not be hanging yourself#the other rope bridge can stay for now because he hasn't figured out how to injure himself on it
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a thorn in my chest - perhaps I was the one who put it there,
by laurenmaerie, âto keep a pieceâ
#laurenmaerie#thepathetickind#mental health#hang in there#you will be okay#quoteoftheday#take care of yourself#take care <3#quotes#life quotes#poetry#poem#writing#words#prose#love quotes#love#inlove#in love#newfeelings#new poets society#new love#heartache#heart and soul#heartstopper#heartbreak#my heart#connection#feeling#person
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I really feel like one of the best details in âA Scandal in Bohemiaâ that I never see people fixate on enough is that the story starts with Watson stopping in to see Holmes at Baker Street on a complete whim, because he happens to see that heâs home (and Watson is now married and living elsewhere). Like he doesnât send word first, heâs not invited, he just shows up and surprises Holmes. Which is not that weird but then Holmes is like âoh good, Iâve got a case anyway, you might as well hang out!â which just makes it funnier when the King shows up and is like âIâd really rather speak to you alone, actuallyâ and Watson tries to leave and Holmes is just like âanything you can say to me, you can say to my best friend John Watson, and if you ask him to leave, I would consider it a grave insult, you would be my enemy and I will not help you ever!!â And the king is like ââŠokâ and just moves on.
like, that is crazy behavior. Holmes is talking about how thereâs probably lots of money in this case, and then almost turns away the client forâŠnot knowing who the fuck Watson is?? Heâs not even supposed to be there?? He just came to say hi?? âIt is both or noneâ⊠girl, GET UP.
#I get it though#sometimes your bestie gets married and you donât talk to him for weeks?? months??#because youâre normal about him and also have pretty serious adhd#so you forget that communication even exists on top of being very sad and lonely and burying it with work#and then he shows up at random and the object permanence kicks in again and you force him to help#with your latest case because otherwise who knows how long it will be until you get to hang out again#and you know youâll need someone to throw a smoke bomb through a ladyâs window AT SOME POINT#PROBABLY#you canât commit minor crimes by yourself thatâs boring!!#and Watson loves your dumb disguises! heâs always said so!#I know we get distracted by the Irene Norton nĂ©e Adler of it all#but Holmes is incredibly rare (gay) form in this story#a scandal in bohemia#sherlock holmes#acd canon#acd holmes#acd watson#john watson#itâs giving âthis is my friend Madison and she drOVE ME HERE!!â#you đ«” yes you! suffer my holmesposting
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Heard Starscream has an immortal spark and crack theory headcanon that itâs not because it was an accident that he was born with a âmutantâ immortal spark, but rather it was Primus purposefully making him that way as a wild card in case Unicron ever came back. A wild card where things could go really badly for everyone or really well depending on what Starscream does and you donât know which itâll be, but sometimes that kind of unpredictable chaos in desperate situations can change the tide of things tipping the scales in small ways that have big ripple effects. Like running out of ideas and just throwing spaghetti at the wall and see what sticks lol
Like Optimus Prime is Primusâ favorite, he holds the Matrix defending Cybertron and all around doing his best to protect others. Optimus is godâs blorbo.
But imagine Starscream is his poor little meow meow. The dog he put in the room to eat the chess pieces when Unicron isnât looking. Primus cannot predict what the frag Starscream will do, but that means neither can Unicron. And Starscream canât die, not in a way that matters. But also imagine Primus decides to never tell Starscream that he has an immortal spark because he thinks he should get to live a normal life (with all the good and bad that entails) without the burden of knowing all of that since thereâs a possibility Unicron will never return anyway. What if Starscream is Primusâ silly rabbit.
#transformers#starscream#headcanon#crack theory#also I just found it hilarious that in one version he double crossed unicron leaving him to hang going âdo it yourselfâ lol#never let them know your next move haha#also pls donât take this crack theory too seriously I am mostly being silly and just contemplating wacky theories#if I was Primus and I got to see Starscream pull a âdo it yourselfâ double cross betrayal on Unicron my rival enemy I would laugh so hard
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One of my first digital pieces (2010) versus one of my recent ones (2024)
We all start somewhere!
#picked these cause they're in a similar pose lol. i mean not at all. but sort of... more than my other art at least...#oh fuck im so tired im saving this to drafts and coming back later#my anxiety meds wipe me the fuck out so im trying not to take them in the day#and they're like legit borderline a sleeping med for me. i take one and in 30 mins im OUT.#so I'm. i mean i was already only taking 1-2 in the day and then 2-3 at night#anyways it makes me sad when people say they dont have an artistic bone in their body#and especially when they say they could never draw like me :(#dont put yourself down to lift me up! i don't want my art to be used for you to be mean to yourself!!!#lots of experiences of people comparing themselves to me and being mean to themself...#feels bad. it's okay if you're slow it's okay to be learning it's okay!!!#I'm me and you're you and we're here to learn from each other. i just wanna hang out..#y'know what I'm just gonna post without saying anything i WILL forget I made a draft#i have so many things i intend to post and then forget#it's a wonder I post anything#i only do it when i get bored. and run out of stuff to scroll through#like whelp. guess if i want a post I have to make one myself.#also the second one is really good idc that it's a study i still drew it#art growth#this was in 2010 btw#i started highschool in 2011#I've grown a lot and you can too.#also I've never really been one to dislike my old art. like idk I was trying... if it's bad I just won't look at it whatever#like i wouldn't be mean to someone else who made that so i don't get a free pass to be mean just cause it's to me#man my thoughts are bungled. okay sleep time#if my phone made typos you didn't see it
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oh this is bad. this is like REALLY bad
#mark you need human connection. you need to hang out with your friends#what stopped omni-man from going full evil? becoming immersed in the humanity he was supposed to subjugate#you will not become a better hero by distancing yourself from the people you're sworn to protect#THATS what college was supposed to do. give you a chance to be human even if its only for a little bit at a time#willow whispers#invincible spoilers#invincible
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one of my favorite bits from the airplane extra is when sqh is visiting qing jing peak and the sECOND sqq is back, luo binghe tackle hugs him so hard that sqq stumbles back a bit. ZERO decorum zero caring about another peak lord being present fully knowing he can get away with it shizun-hug
its just so cute. i love this for binghe
#svsss#its also so funny to me bc in the main book you have that flashback scene of lbh crashing into sqq's arms during practice#as like a makeshift hug#and you think to yourself oh this is what he had to do to sneak in affection that makes sense#and then the extra hits you across the face like no actually luo binghe could get away with literally anything he wanted#including tacklehugging his shizun and then hanging off his arm#i love him so much
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> First of all, you said anime characters aren't real and are just 2d. Pen and ink, right?
And when has this been a problem till now? I donât know anyone who would bring their anime fetishes to real life. And yes, they are not real so who cares? Finding Yuji attractive is the same liking racist mass murderer Geto. They are fantasies and youâre crying over it. Oh wait this the first time on the internet? Lol
> Well, let me tell you what lil bro, loli art is also just "pen and ink" or "2d", it doesnt affect you, right? But you're really quick to send the artist death threats, arent you? (im not defending lolicons they can go jump off a cliff with these pedos aswell)
What the fuck are you even saying? No one sending death threats to artists. Youâre an angry child throwing a hissy fit over people liking fictional characters that can be aged up and down in fanfiction. Theyâre not real so who cares. Iâve never seen anyone complain about this on AO3 or wattpad which is filled with x reader/OC paired with high school anime characters. People make Gojo and Suguru high school AUs as someone else stated and are insanely popular. Youâre like the 1% of the people calling these authors pedos and weirdos which I can judge the characters you like and apply real life logic like what youâre doing.
> Second of all, you spoke about japanese culture (not even being japanese yourself, even disrespecting it because sexualisation of minors is anything but culture) and even had the audacity to say they dont look like minors.
Japanese people love cute things and anime characters are meant to be cute. Itâs been normalized in their culture. I have no idea half the mumble jumbo cringe shit youâre even saying. People been thirsting over Yuji/Megumi in Japan LOL. Iâve seen the crazy shit they even said about 16 year old twins Mimiko and Nanako talking about their underwear smell. Japanese are far worse with their anime fetishes but I highly doubt they take them to real life and pursue REAL MINORS. Sexualizing a minor would be a REAL MINOR. PROTECT REAL THINGS. NOT FICTION LMAO. These fictional characters youâre protecting arenât real, and have no rights. If it was illegal and not normalized people wouldnât be writing fanfics on them on multiple writing platforms.
> Yeah, they dont, but they canonically have ages + I've seen tons of younger people look way older than they are. You're basically saying "oh its fine to date a 13 year old if they look 18!", and trust me, I've seen a TON.
The whole point is that ANIME FICTIONAL characters donât even look like real people or humans. Stop applying real life to fiction. People can like the art all they want. They donât even look or act like children. You ever wonder why thereâs millions of zero two NSFW art? Also Marin Kitagawa who are both 15-16? Ya cuz they donât even look like actual children. People liking art? What a fucking crime. Show me the laws that says you canât simp fictional characters. Please fucking do. Real life and fiction are totally fucking different concepts and shouldnât be treated the same. You think people are going to pursue mass murderers and want to bang them too irl by this logic? No.
> Third of all, yet again on the japanese culture and mangakas. You said that a lot of mangakas sexualise their own minor characters because its a part of their culture (which isnt, please do research before speaking absolute bullshit about a culture you dont even care to learn about) and that we should "let the japanese cook", basically implying we should let them sexualise these minors more so that you can have your gross perverted fantasies about them.
It literally is normalized in Japan culture. You new to anime or some shit? Look at bleach women, they all look like sexy bimbos but are strong. The author Kubo sexualized his girls. Look at invis chick whoâs like 16 in MHA that is NAKED bruh? Also Himiko was naked in front of Twice who is like twice her age LMAO. Thereâs a lot of manga that sexualize fictional characters that arenât adults. You havenât seen much or even know anime culture at all to say the dumbest shit here. Mangakas donât sexualize real minors but fictional ones? Of course many mangakas do. You should do your own research LOL youâre so stupid.
> Fifth of all, you said it's normal to others, basically proving how fucked up mentally some people are to even think that, how fucking deranged humanity became as a whole because if thats normal to you I suggest booking a permanent visit to an asylum.
Oh yes call millions of upon millions of authors pedos and should be locked up which isnât even a law to fantasies or like fictional characters. Itâs not even a fucking CRIME. They arenât even real, go ask a psychiatrist if fictional minors have the same rights as real minors. THEY DO NOT. You wonât even get admitted to the psych ward for liking 2D drawings. Fucking hell youâre stupid.
> Sixth of all, you said "You're writing smut about sukuna in a minors body though!" which yeah, okay, I'll give that one to you, but I genuinely dont give a fuck because I'm a minor and I can read whatever the fuck I want without feeling guilty unlike you pedophile, you're basically foaming at the mouth you're unable to read those fics because you'll be considered a pedo (which you are)
âIâm a minor so idgafâ nah youâre fucking weird if youâre underaged finding characters above 18+ hot too. Same dumb logic. Youâre just making them pedos because you a MINOR wants to fuck them. Nah you canât be for real.
> Seventh of all, how the fuck is Sukuna a rapist? You said "arguably", then argue with me bitch if you felt like this post was directed towards you (which it was đ€Ł)
Really? The first lines he said was âwhere are the people?! The women?!â Heavily hinted the most evil hedonistic war criminal in the series probably is a rapist. Also, would it even be surprising how evil he is wouldâve raped women back in his own era before killing and eating them? Get over it. Heâs hot but seriously dumb as hell for a minor like you to find him attractive.
> Eight of all, you said "relax, it's just fantasies we have, they're not real." SO YOU AGREE TO HAVING FANTASIES ABOUT HAVING SEX WITH A MINOR !!
Not the same as real humans. Totally different. Dumbest tales Iâve read all day. Thank you for giving me a laugh with how dumb you are. Liking 2D drawings isnât the same as liking a real minor. People insert their own OCs the same age as them as well in their own fanfics.
> i dont care if you come for me, i bet you'd want to make out with me or fuck me because im in your prefered age target, faggot:3
Nah youâre fucking gross. Doubt even the older characters in JJk you fantasies about would want to either because youâre a minor. See? Stupid ass logic. Oh yes liking a real minor vs a fictional character is the same. This is the dumbest thing Iâve ever heard. Stop comparing real life and fiction as if they are the same thing. They are not and youâre like too young to understand that? Youâre cringe as fuck.
> in conclusion: your argument is absolute dogshit
I could say the same with your dog shit argument that is not separating real life and fiction. They are not the same or should EVER be treated the same.
analyzing some milennials "counter-argument" because GOD there's so many loopholes in it im genuinely embarrassed for them.
First of all, you said anime characters aren't real and are just 2d. Pen and ink, right?
Well, let me tell you what lil bro, loli art is also just "pen and ink" or "2d", it doesnt affect you, right? But you're really quick to send the artist death threats, arent you? (im not defending lolicons they can go jump off a cliff with these pedos aswell)
Second of all, you spoke about japanese culture (not even being japanese yourself, even disrespecting it because sexualisation of minors is anything but culture) and even had the audacity to say they dont look like minors.
Yeah, they dont, but they canonically have ages + I've seen tons of younger people look way older than they are. You're basically saying "oh its fine to date a 13 year old if they look 18!", and trust me, I've seen a TON.
Third of all, yet again on the japanese culture and mangakas. You said that a lot of mangakas sexualise their own minor characters because its a part of their culture (which isnt, please do research before speaking absolute bullshit about a culture you dont even care to learn about) and that we should "let the japanese cook", basically implying we should let them sexualise these minors more so that you can have your gross perverted fantasies about them.
Fourth of all, no I'm not american, I'm romanian, you were so close! Must feel great blaming a whole group of people based on someone's opinion (fucking kill yourself)
Fifth of all, you said it's normal to others, basically proving how fucked up mentally some people are to even think that, how fucking deranged humanity became as a whole because if thats normal to you I suggest booking a permanent visit to an asylum.
Sixth of all, you said "You're writing smut about sukuna in a minors body though!" which yeah, okay, I'll give that one to you, but I genuinely dont give a fuck because I'm a minor and I can read whatever the fuck I want without feeling guilty unlike you pedophile, you're basically foaming at the mouth you're unable to read those fics because you'll be considered a pedo (which you are)
Seventh of all, how the fuck is Sukuna a rapist? You said "arguably", then argue with me bitch if you felt like this post was directed towards you (which it was đ€Ł)
Eight of all, you said "relax, it's just fantasies we have, they're not real." SO YOU AGREE TO HAVING FANTASIES ABOUT HAVING SEX WITH A MINOR !!
i dont care if you come for me, i bet you'd want to make out with me or fuck me because im in your prefered age target, faggot:3
in conclusion: your argument is absolute dogshit
@kiiamei @yomommasdickrider @ashvie @cinnatoru
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I am a simple creature with simple desires đ
#lmk#lmk tang#lego monkie kid#self insert#my art#lmk fanart#normalize drawing yourself hanging out with your favorite characters#I also really want to try Pigsyâs noodles#just for fun
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my brother in christ you were about to get laid
#or something#stop yapping#you meddled yourself#we donât talk about tashi asking this enough#she literally like letâs all three hang out (and maybe we can all kiss again <3)#idk i just thinks itâs sweet. she didnât want to be a homewrecker etc#atp#challengers#challenger 2024#art x patrick x tashi#art x tashi x patrick#art donaldson#patrick zweig#tashi duncan#art x patrick#art x tashi#*#*challengers
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every defense of ai I've seen has been like "hey c'mooon it'd be a really helpful and positive tool if it existed in a completely different material context than we actually exist in"
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I'll take awhile before I can make this into a full proper post with explanation (and sketch illustration) of each segment, as well as the bird view from the market, entrance and a better view of the smithing corner buuuut have this for now~!
#hollow knight#fanxtended : colosseum of fools#fanxtended project#my art#like damn I really wanna work on this but in the same time#I wanna draw other stuff too#but no time#eventually I'll get to it *clinging to this so tightly I don't let go*#you would think the entrance might not be that important#but that's where most sponsors and betters hang out#as well as the prep zone#you want to find yourself a nice noble sponsor you wanna hang out there for a bit#as long as you made yourself known in the fights#also the gambling is all sorted there
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I get tired from my own thoughts, don't know if I make a step forward, as if I'm walking in the desert,
by laurenmaerie, on my own
#poems on tumblr#poem#poetry#writing#love quotes#prose#words#love poem#love#original poem#poems and quotes#poems and poetry#poetic#short poem#free verse#dream#dream quotes#dreaming#laurenmaerie#thepathetickind#mental health#hang in there#you will be okay#quoteoftheday#take care of yourself#take care <3#quotes#life quotes
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