#stop yapping

[yasminhananis]

my brother in christ you were about to get laid

[keithkog]

Thanks for 300 followers, formally

Y’know coming out with headcanons out of my ass for Keith Kogane every day is kinda crazy. Like I put a lot of thought into this actually, but I also am doing whatever comes to my mind.

Which does give you an idea of how my brain/life is but like, though I do modify a lot of stuff to be more Keithified. For example, I went to see Deadpool and Wolverine a bit ago, and bam Keith’s doing the same thing but he’s kinda just alluding to it.

This is sorta how it works. I take from experiences I know well myself and give it to Keith. Does it mean everything comes from my life? Nah, I never went into the foster care system, but my home life was super complicated. Also neurodivergency, pushing that headcanon cause heyo I’m neurodivergent.

A lot of my headcanons are for other reasons though. For example, the unlabeled headcanon is just me thinking he would be confused about his own sexuality and wouldn’t want to be ‘restricted’ by labeling himself. Besides, people give him labels all the time, and he likely hates that with a burning passion.

Really Keithkog is just me talking about whatever comes to mind all the time though. I do like when I start making little stories with multiple posts, that’s fun, but otherwise it’s a little random.

Also I try to limit my posts on Lance cause like, love the guy, but I don’t want this blog to be fully Klance (as much as I LOVE Klance) I guess I’m failing a little right now. *looks over at Lance Takeover Day*

Oh that was fun by the way, Lance is fun. His typing/diction is so much more expressive, a lot of freedom there. Keith is a little purposefully stiff in the way he describes most things, so Lance was a nice change of pace. I was considering having him use emojis but, nah, emoticons at most. I feel he can be expressive enough through words too, he did ->this way more than Keith does.

Thank you for giving me the time to yap, I’ll try to find something for Keith to blab about later. Long posts can be such fun.

-OOC

[meep-meep-richie]

Max have to do it alone and so does Norris; own your place dude!

[jimmyspades]

[urgayoldercousinmags]

trying to kill my math teacher with my mind

[jamminvroomvroom]

lando will never actually win anything hen he is more concerned about his friendship. max is just playing mind games he wasn't worried about his relationship with him when he hit his car but landi is stupid enough to fall for it and will be overcome by more emotionless drivers like oscar, george and kimi

emotionless? GEORGE? buddy… you lost me lmao

[strawbxttries]

trying to read the secret history by donna tartt but she just keeps on yapping idt i can stand this

[naladrawssss]

SHUT THE FUCK UP I BEG OF YOU

[999horse]

whatever helps you sleep better

[blackghostm2o]

I’ve finished reading The phantom of the opera, I loved it.

I won’t write a lot, I’ll just say that when Erik released Christine when she showed a bit of love to him hit hard… My goodness… I was crying.

[justydrawz]

When u forget about ur main tumbler

[yandere-kokeshi]

Me and my brain rn

It won't shut up and I'm writing a ghost fic

It's literally 3 am for me.

[icarusredwings]

Me, a rescue worker for 10 years seeing the Master being visibly food motivated, wanting praise, and is obviously bored as hell with being one of the last Time Lords*:

"The Master could be clicker trained"

THINK ABOUT IT

The doctor could just make a noise. ANY NOISE every single time he gives him food or any sort of affection, and eventually, he could start making that noise and BAM that bitch would start behaving instantly and expecting affection and food.

Pavlov train that man right now! For the universe's sake!

Is he gonna be pissed when he realizes that he's been psychologically munipulated? Yes, but you could SO clicker train them. Saxon might catch on too quickly, you could get away with making kissy noises for Missy, snaps for simm, whistles for dhawan.

*(Like seriously, if you were one of your last kind, wouldn't you constantly go bother the other one, too? It's boring being the last of your kind all alone. It's only natural. For someone who's "an advanced species," his needs sure are animalistic)

“why’s he always covered in blood” he needs enrichment. What’s not clicking

[axstoria]

Crazy how people shit on other's works and make alt accounts just to do so! 🥰

[incoherentscreaming101]

someone spoke to me immediately after i woke up so now I'm going to be pissed for the whole day

[isaaaa101]

THIS. ISNT. HIGHSCHOOL.

WHY SHOW UP TO CLASS IF ALL YOUR GONNA DO IS TALKKKKKKK