#handshake husbands

[dragonbinx]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Kevin Cozner/Ray Holt, Jake Peralta/Amy Santiago, Ray Holt & Jake Peralta, Kevin Cozner & Amy Santiago Characters: Ray Holt, Kevin Cozner, Cheddar (Brooklyn Nine-Nine), Jake Peralta, Amy Santiago, McClane "Mac" Peralta Additional Tags: Fluff and Humor, Animals Series: Part 13 of Pride Fics 2024! 🌈, Part 1 of The Adventures of Mac and Cheddar Summary:

“Raymond," Kevin announced after he finished his first plain scone, "Cheddar has made a friend.”

“I’m aware,” Raymond replied, frowning.  “The little guy.”

“Mac Peralta?”

“Yes, him.”

“Ah.  Well, I wasn’t talking about him.  Cheddar has made a new friend.”

Raymond wants to have a nice Sunday with his husband. The Peralta-Santiago's get a dog who makes friends with Cheddar. Raymond does not have as nice of a Sunday as he hoped.

[felsicveins]

screaming crying punching the floor can we please see more Patty I'm so down bad for her its not even funny

JD is a little dog that she found outside and now she carries him around in her tote

[phoannix]

folks you are not ready

none of you are ready for the spirk first meeting

[spockskock]

I will be grateful of every seconds Kirk and Spock are together

[f1-stuff]

Azerbaijan GP '23 // Post-Quali 🥹❤️

[cornflakesinchocolatemilk]

[radioactive-cloud]

suddenly i'm homophobic

source: x

[yourchocolatenachostudent]

Parallel that I'd rather never see.

[remyfire]

I'm not gonna say it.

[chaosinstigator]

it’s been a year since last I saw it and my immediate reaction is still oh my god get a fucking room already

[the-jam-to-the-unicorn]

Olena's arrival to the conference (with the kiss and the back touches 🥰🥰🥰)

[dragonbinx]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Jake Peralta/Amy Santiago, Kevin Cozner/Ray Holt Characters: McClane "Mac" Peralta, Jake Peralta, Amy Santiago, Kevin Cozner, Ray Holt, Rosa Diaz (Brooklyn Nine-Nine), Charles Boyle, Terry Jeffords, Cheddar (Brooklyn Nine-Nine) Additional Tags: Halloween, Halloween Heists (Brooklyn Nine-Nine), Trick or Treating, Fluff and Humor Series: Part 5 of It's Just a Bunch of Halloween Fics Summary:

“It’s only fair for us to be in pairs again this year. That way Amy and I can both participate and still take Mac out for his first time trick-or-treating.”

Mac perked up when his dad said his name. He was sitting on the floor, playing with his Transformers, while his parents talked on their iPad to his aunts and uncles about something. He was trying to be good and quiet while they were talking, but it had been forever and he was bored.

“Why bother? We always turn on each other in the end. Besides, it’s not our fault you’re breeders.”

Mac doesn't really know what's going on, but first there's candy, and then his parents disappear, and then he gets to hang out with Cheddar. Jake and Amy learn a lesson about parenting; Captain Raymond Holt is suspicious.

[lucabyte]

Tabitha 80s Power Suit

[casa-trobed]

I saw someone on TikTok complaining rightfully about how her and her wife’s hotel reservation was changed from a queen sized bed to fucking bunk beds when the hotel saw they were both women (because the hotel was shitty and assumed it was a mistake bc two women couldn’t possibly want to share a bed haha that’s gay) and that is an objectively awful situation that queer couples have to deal with on the reg but all I can think about is how delighted Troy and Abed would be. Jeff would be outraged and offer to help them sue the hotel or whatever and Troy would just be like -

“Abed!!!!! Look!!! 😍💖✨ They gave us bunk beds!!! 🎉🤩🥳 How did they know it was our anniversary???? 🥰💕😊😁”

[rotzaprachim]

rip to the mothma family you gave us the most austen-side-character energy yet in the sw universe 

[blastlight]

my aunt is going on an insane rant about how i high-five wrong, and that the correct way to high five is to have your hand come in from the side like you're initiating a fucking handshake or something. i feel fucking crazy