#Brooklyn-99

[dragonbinx]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Jake Peralta/Amy Santiago, Kevin Cozner/Ray Holt Characters: McClane "Mac" Peralta, Jake Peralta, Amy Santiago, Kevin Cozner, Ray Holt, Rosa Diaz (Brooklyn Nine-Nine), Charles Boyle, Terry Jeffords, Cheddar (Brooklyn Nine-Nine) Additional Tags: Halloween, Halloween Heists (Brooklyn Nine-Nine), Trick or Treating, Fluff and Humor Series: Part 5 of It's Just a Bunch of Halloween Fics Summary:

“It’s only fair for us to be in pairs again this year. That way Amy and I can both participate and still take Mac out for his first time trick-or-treating.”

Mac perked up when his dad said his name. He was sitting on the floor, playing with his Transformers, while his parents talked on their iPad to his aunts and uncles about something. He was trying to be good and quiet while they were talking, but it had been forever and he was bored.

“Why bother? We always turn on each other in the end. Besides, it’s not our fault you’re breeders.”

Mac doesn't really know what's going on, but first there's candy, and then his parents disappear, and then he gets to hang out with Cheddar. Jake and Amy learn a lesson about parenting; Captain Raymond Holt is suspicious.

[fandomdemigirl]

do I have problems starting TV shows without finishing the shows I'm already watching? no, of course not, why would i- *starts Daredevil without finishing Supernatural, Scrubs, Brooklyn-99, Psych, Big Bang Theory-*

[bvttoneyes]

Masterlist

heartstopper closed.

my hero academia closed.

stranger things

IT

the black phone

my babysitters a vampire

outsiders

avatar closed.

shameless

brooklyn-99

once upon a time

big hero 6

🫧-fluff 💦-angst 🔥-smut 🩸-hurt ✭-most liked

if you see a fic w a word count that has "+" (e.g. wrd#-354+) and its crossed, it means it is still being worked on. if you see one that looks like the rest but it has no link, then that means it is probably in my queue just not posted yet. (if you know it's a mistake DM/inbox me)

also if it says closed but its next to a character and it doesnt say closed outside the fandom here it means im js not taking reqs for that one character.

[nico-theniner]

Watching my father use the internet is fascinating. He will watch a highlight reel of Brooklyn-99, the ABCDEFU music video, lesbian covers of dad rock, and the worst acapella you’ve heard in your life all in the span of one hour

[orkazh-arts]

"Every time someone steps up and says who they are the world becomes a better, more interesting place." 🫶🏳️‍🌈

My tribute to Andre Braugher, thank you for Captain Raymond Holt ❤️✨

[rivendellrose]

NO.

[akajustmerry]

i'm going to start sitcom superiority discourse for a CAUSE!

WHICH OF THESE USA SITCOMS IS THE MOST INSUFFERABLE TO YOU?

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[misquoted-chronicles]

Price: Alright before we start this meeting, would anyone like to share anything? Ghost: *lifts up Y/n* Ghost: I've only known Y/n for a few hours, but if anything happened to them, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.

Y/n: *waves at the 141 group just happy to be there*

[poetry-protest-pornography]

[dragonbinx]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Kevin Cozner/Ray Holt Characters: Kevin Cozner, Ray Holt Additional Tags: In Memory of Andre Braugher, Christmas Fluff, Brooklyn Nine-Nine Squad as Family Summary:

"Sprung for the Springs?"  Raymond tilted his head and read the slogan on the t-shirt again, before his eyes lit up in understanding.  “Ah.  It’s a joke based on the colloquial double meaning of the word ‘sprung'.”

Kevin sighed.  “Yes, I understood.  Subtle as the innuendo might be.”

“Do you think Peralta would like it?  Or do you think the toy car with ‘Saratoga Springs Racer’ is better suited to his childish nature?”

Kevin loves his and Raymond;s trips to Saratoga Springs with no purpose. If only he get him to stop buying cheap souvenirs as Christmas presents for his former colleagues, the day would be perfect.

[redheadbrainrot]

dogpool has stolen all our hearts

[nicknelosn]

best of b99: best of raymond holt

rest in peace, andre. you will be greatly missed. thank you for bringing captain raymond holt to life. ♡

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Sirius: Is he crying? Is he crying?

James, on the phone with Peter: A little.

Sirius, snatching the phone from James : You should be WAILING, you stone-cold bitch!

Remus, walking in: What the hell is happening?

James: pads is making me call his friends and tell them he's dead to see how they react.

Remus:

Sirius : Now call Reggie.

[batfamgalore]

Bruce: Once Alfred and I are gone, Dick will be in command.

Dick: Dick in charge! No look high five. Whoo!

*holds out hand and hits Bruce’s ear*

Dick: That’s not your hand. Wait. Is that a healed over earring hole? Do you have a scandalous past?

Bruce: I was stabbed while out on patrol. The scar extends through the lobe and into the neck.

Dick: No one likes it when you do that.

[flymmsy]

The art of seducing a Bhaalspawn.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Neil Gaiman quit Tumblr because someone decided to send him a terrible crossover fic of Good Omens, Deltarune, and Brooklyn 99 in which he was a character and there was a scene of him pegging Jake Peralta.