#halp please

[just-a-sewer-goblin]

NOOOO I JUST REALIZED I FUCKED UP. QUICK, NEED A GENDER NEUTRAL TERM FOR SIR/MA'AM

Because I literally like being adressed as both but I wanna keep my reader gn. Help, please

[artforkuponuts]

Any kind marvel fans able to point me in the direction of more Billy Kaplan/Loki/Teddy Altman content? I've made some myself but I've no idea how to even get it out there or meet anyone in the fandom.

Found an old post from 2015 that led me nowhere

I've read all the fics on Ao3 (there are only 31) and I'm already going back through them so I can add thoughtful comments.

The one recent-ish post I found where someone actually discussed them as a throuple/triad/whatever had a dni list so long I definitely am on it so that's a bust.

Guess this is what I get joining a fandom that's nearly ten years old and seems so small.

Should I make a side account? Lol? So the thorki doesn't chase ppl off? I'm just SO obsessed with these guys.

Any advice and or reach boost super appreciated (⁠*⁠´⁠ω⁠｀⁠*⁠)

[whooshingnoise]

iTunes won't let me put a 4-second audio file on my phone.

(The file is Daniel Craig announcing the Weeknd, and I need it for my weekly Friday 5 pm alarm, as I haven't known peace since I quit using Twitter. Please help.)

[dreamingticklee]

lil few second gif and video snippet of me getting got post photoshoot by the wonderfully rude @hypahticklish who likes to tell me to free myself from the bondage and take advantage of the fact that i can't cause she's still tickling me 🙈

[dreamerwriternstargazer]

I think people tend to mistake it for when 10 says something very similar to Donna once

I don’t recall very well since I only watched 10’s era once, so if any 10 fans or someone can confirm that would be great, but I THINK I remember 10 saying casually to Donna that “well I’m 900 years old and I don’t think I’ve ever met anyone unimportant”

Or it could have been a one off character, but I do feel like it was Donna since that was her central flaw (feeling unimportant) and I have this memory of 10 just casually saying that as he sits himself down

Am I going crazy XD I do know that this specific line is from 11, one of my favourite moments of him, but I’m sure the reason people mix it up with something 10 says is because 10 does say something similar

Kinda hilarious just how many people don't know which Doctor said this line or who wrote it

[astarioffsimpmain]

"Gods, darling.” Astarion moaned softly, his fingers threading through your damp locks as you licked a generous stripe up the underside of his thick cock with your tongue. You took the tip into your mouth, swirling your tongue around the hole, collecting the salty precum as you went, your eyes rolling back in your head when he twitched. You never thought this was something you would enjoy, but having the handsome vampire moaning and writhing at the warmth of your mouth had you keening around his pulsing member as you sucked him further in.  “Mmph!” you cried out around Astarion’s cock as long, thick fingers pressed against your slit from behind.  “Gods above, you’re already so wet, my love.” the wizard’s voice crooned in your ear approvingly. “Does taking his cock alone truly make you this excited?”

Well.... something is happening.

[pumpkinfox]

Where did I put the bag oh god more got out...

I gotta draw them all if its gonna live rent-free in my head...

He just like me fr fr /j

I saw it on one of their posts, and it was "what if player didn't forgive themselves?" So I had to draw it out. I need more player angst bro...

[Long rant below about more headcanons lol]

Ok let's get into it with the Rant. Ok so first off, noobador. Bro is slightly bigger then the rest of the goobers and is the only one as of typing this can stand upright. Why only him? Why not, it's funny ok? Now onto red and blue the flying siblings. So obviously red is the more protective one out of the two and blue is more of the talk things out kind. They mostly fly around since there much smaller than the main bros due to them being kids and all. If they want to they sit or rest on top of noobador's hat like baby birds would, making small squeaks and whatnot.

Now for insecurity and player. Oh boy... so of course bro is self conscience about people's views on them. If people love them or not, on good terms or enemies so on and yeah. When their alone long enough to everyone else it seems like their talking to themselves but insecurity will be next to them saying "what if's and is that really true?" After this daily session of hard self doubt they try to play it off as nothing happened but if some of what it said got to them. If they have plans with anyone they'll tell them something came up or they'll do it tomorrow same time as planned- basically make an excuse to be alone for the rest of the day and cry to themselves for a while. Course the others will pick up on this and how they approach it is different for each of them. That will be next time though because I need to cook more on this and possibly make an Ao3 story about this concept now... till next time people :>

[downbaddetective]

So, I have a question for anyone who might have spent the same amount of time staring at this dang bracelet...

Wtf are those? Does anybody know? They look vaguely like eyes, but idk why they would be? They aren't a part of the chain design as far as I can tell. They might be a different chain? But they don't look like they touch? There aren't many on the sides of the bracelet, which is the only part that is fully in focus in the video (not complaining, it is a blessing to even have this). I can't tell if I've just been staring at it too long or if it really is difficult to decipher. I'm going insane!

(Source of screenshot, I believe I owe my sanity to you @carpediemma. Otherwise, I'd only be staring at what was in the show.)

[tvmusiclife]

Being an Olympics fan is such a full time job bc there's 29492 events on and 29492 events I wanna watch

[deoxd]

What am I supposed to do with a drabble of futanari/alpha Emerie railing Hemlock I wrote two days ago? Is too random and short and dumb to post it, but like... I wrote it for no reason and now it's sitting there in my pc. And this sketch of it I'm not finishing it is also sitting there.

One clone is railing Hemlock per AU. In one is Scorch, in another is futa Emerie, in anothe---omg someone please exorcise me I'm reaching dangerous levels of deranged halp. HALP.

[animaybi]

I have the flu, idk if this is funny help

[overlordhusk]

I drew some scenes of my Overlord Husk interacting with other Big Wigs around Hell.

I call this series "A Very Busy Week". lmfaooo

[grapeagata]

OOOAAHHHH

WHAT IS THIS MINERAL!!!! FR WHAT IT IS IT????

I BOUGHT IT AND FORGOT TO WRITE THE NAME DOWN AAAAAARGHGHHG

EDIT: I FOUND OUT WHAT THIS IS, IT'S EMERALD!

[colourme-feral]

Dear mutuals, friends, enemies and anyone in between, it's close to the end of the year, when the best of/favourites lists come out and play, but I am rather stuck on some categories that I would like to include in my list, especially ones to do with locations.

PLEASE HELP IF YOU HAVE IDEAS. 🤡🤡

Some ideas I have are:

Obsessed at first sight (yes, this is for locations but 🤣)

It's not deja vu if I've seen you more than 3 times this year (STILL locations related but you know, it could be about actors, if you really wanted)

Loved watching via my dash

THE GREEEENS (I am embracing the greens this year and it has been glorious)

[a-s-levynn]

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[questionsforpossums]

Possum has question for frends. Y hooman keep making me burrito, send halp