#halp please

[just-a-sewer-goblin]

NOOOO I JUST REALIZED I FUCKED UP. QUICK, NEED A GENDER NEUTRAL TERM FOR SIR/MA'AM

Because I literally like being adressed as both but I wanna keep my reader gn. Help, please

[whooshingnoise]

iTunes won't let me put a 4-second audio file on my phone.

(The file is Daniel Craig announcing the Weeknd, and I need it for my weekly Friday 5 pm alarm, as I haven't known peace since I quit using Twitter. Please help.)

[pumpkinfox]

Where did I put the bag oh god more got out...

I gotta draw them all if its gonna live rent-free in my head...

He just like me fr fr /j

I saw it on one of their posts, and it was "what if player didn't forgive themselves?" So I had to draw it out. I need more player angst bro...

[Long rant below about more headcanons lol]

Ok let's get into it with the Rant. Ok so first off, noobador. Bro is slightly bigger then the rest of the goobers and is the only one as of typing this can stand upright. Why only him? Why not, it's funny ok? Now onto red and blue the flying siblings. So obviously red is the more protective one out of the two and blue is more of the talk things out kind. They mostly fly around since there much smaller than the main bros due to them being kids and all. If they want to they sit or rest on top of noobador's hat like baby birds would, making small squeaks and whatnot.

Now for insecurity and player. Oh boy... so of course bro is self conscience about people's views on them. If people love them or not, on good terms or enemies so on and yeah. When their alone long enough to everyone else it seems like their talking to themselves but insecurity will be next to them saying "what if's and is that really true?" After this daily session of hard self doubt they try to play it off as nothing happened but if some of what it said got to them. If they have plans with anyone they'll tell them something came up or they'll do it tomorrow same time as planned- basically make an excuse to be alone for the rest of the day and cry to themselves for a while. Course the others will pick up on this and how they approach it is different for each of them. That will be next time though because I need to cook more on this and possibly make an Ao3 story about this concept now... till next time people :>

[flortnite]

Hey overnet, I’m in kinda a bad spot, so there’s this one kind Affini neighbour I have. And she keeps giving me like cookies and pastries, but I’m worried that they might be xenodrugged. Would that be considered feralist thought? Should I eat them?

[astarioffsimpmain]

"Gods, darling.” Astarion moaned softly, his fingers threading through your damp locks as you licked a generous stripe up the underside of his thick cock with your tongue. You took the tip into your mouth, swirling your tongue around the hole, collecting the salty precum as you went, your eyes rolling back in your head when he twitched. You never thought this was something you would enjoy, but having the handsome vampire moaning and writhing at the warmth of your mouth had you keening around his pulsing member as you sucked him further in.  “Mmph!” you cried out around Astarion’s cock as long, thick fingers pressed against your slit from behind.  “Gods above, you’re already so wet, my love.” the wizard’s voice crooned in your ear approvingly. “Does taking his cock alone truly make you this excited?”

Well.... something is happening.

[bisexualchaosdemon]

Please tell me I'm not the only one stressing over Jean repeatedly ignoring his unread emails

[downbaddetective]

So, I have a question for anyone who might have spent the same amount of time staring at this dang bracelet...

Wtf are those? Does anybody know? They look vaguely like eyes, but idk why they would be? They aren't a part of the chain design as far as I can tell. They might be a different chain? But they don't look like they touch? There aren't many on the sides of the bracelet, which is the only part that is fully in focus in the video (not complaining, it is a blessing to even have this). I can't tell if I've just been staring at it too long or if it really is difficult to decipher. I'm going insane!

(Source of screenshot, I believe I owe my sanity to you @carpediemma. Otherwise, I'd only be staring at what was in the show.)

[ediyo-15]

i decided it was time for the laurent portrait tm redraw and i was trying to do that black and white challenge but now the saturation won’t go back??

[pinazee]

Im going to crochet a little paul doll

[dragonpyre]

I have so many fic ideas. and for what

[tvmusiclife]

Being an Olympics fan is such a full time job bc there's 29492 events on and 29492 events I wanna watch

[deoxd]

What am I supposed to do with a drabble of futanari/alpha Emerie railing Hemlock I wrote two days ago? Is too random and short and dumb to post it, but like... I wrote it for no reason and now it's sitting there in my pc. And this sketch of it I'm not finishing it is also sitting there.

One clone is railing Hemlock per AU. In one is Scorch, in another is futa Emerie, in anothe---omg someone please exorcise me I'm reaching dangerous levels of deranged halp. HALP.

[animaybi]

I have the flu, idk if this is funny help

[overlordhusk]

I drew some scenes of my Overlord Husk interacting with other Big Wigs around Hell.

I call this series "A Very Busy Week". lmfaooo

[sinnohgirl]

Hey, y'all. I know I've been quiet on here for a long time. But I'm getting back into Pokémon and hoping anyone on here can help me with something.

I'm playing Platinum for the first time. Now, I've beat Pearl and Shining Pearl, but I've never played Platinum and it's always been a dream to do that. And especially, I've always wanted to play with a shaymin in my party. Now, I know that the event to get a Toys 'R Us Shaymin in the US has been over for 16 frickin' years.

But Shaymin is maybe my favorite legendary. Is there any way to get a "fateful encounter" one on to my Platinum for DS? Any way at all to get this adorable bastard?? And so that it's possible to trigger receiving the gracidea flower from the character in Floaroma Town and therefore switch successfully in-game to sky forme??

Please advise. 😭 I have a DS action replay, but found that just getting Oak's Letter isn't enough without the matching wonder card?

If anyone has the knowledge of what to do, i would welcome and appreciate your help. 🙏🏼

[whoopseydaisy]

COUP CREW I NEED YOU!

I have a question for my Worlds Beyond Number literal day oners out there—

does anyone remember what the original URL of the website was or have a screenshot?

I remember it being something like

there was a bang and the universe split open and oh what a sound

but I don’t know exactly and it’s been slowly eating me out from the inside since then

(also @worldsbeyondpod if u ever want to release the file of original audio on the website as bone cone 👀 for record keeping purposes 👀 i think that would be cool and exciting for all nerds out here 👀. but i also wanted to tag you bc i figured u could probably help with the url thing)