astarioffsimpmain

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being a humanities major who’s friends with stem majors is so funny because you’ll ask your friends what they’re doing today and they’re like “UGH it’s so stressful i have to stabilize the reactor core for my nuclear power midterm and then i have to build the supercomputer from i have no mouth yet i must scream for my electrical engineering homework :/ what about you” and you’re like “oh well i have to read a fun little book and write an essay about gender.” and they still think you have it worse

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Good Morning…

Is there still a demand for Baldur’s gate 3 fics?

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BG3 Favorites

Tag Game!

Thank you so much for the tags, @senualothbrok and @optimisticgrey !! ❤️

Here's mine:

And here's the blank!

Tagging, Darlings: @brabblesblog @saucy-scribbler @yennefer-of-vengerbergs @tociminna @thechaoticdruid @darcydekarios @fanon-and-canon and @charlenestrawart !

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Owlbear cub for March!!! I love this little guy!

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Fighting with his shirt off so he has an advantage…..

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HOW do ALL of my companions and I continue to fail perception checks??

I'm trying to do the Stop the Press quest, and NOBODY sees the loose board in the roof.

Y'all. I have awful eyesight and I STILL see it, are you drunk?

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Gale, up to something, definitely.

Gale, up to something, maybe.

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I'm just gonna say it.

I HATE fighting githyanki. 😤

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WELP. Looks like Fredrick and Halsin will be staying upstairs. 😳🫣

We currently have a rat familiar summoned by Halsin in our party who runs around with us, and someone in the Elfsong Tavern just asked if rats were safe to pet.

I wanted to tell him that yes, he's more than free to pet the rat. I've even got some pieces of fruit to feed him in my pack if he'd like. The rat's name is Fredrick (Free-d-rick).

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HE'S STILL TALKING ABOUT THE RAT.

"It's tail is funny. I want to touch it."

Please pet Fredrick, he loves pets.

We currently have a rat familiar summoned by Halsin in our party who runs around with us, and someone in the Elfsong Tavern just asked if rats were safe to pet.

I wanted to tell him that yes, he's more than free to pet the rat. I've even got some pieces of fruit to feed him in my pack if he'd like. The rat's name is Fredrick (Free-d-rick).

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We currently have a rat familiar summoned by Halsin in our party who runs around with us, and someone in the Elfsong Tavern just asked if rats were safe to pet.

I wanted to tell him that yes, he's more than free to pet the rat. I've even got some pieces of fruit to feed him in my pack if he'd like. The rat's name is Fredrick (Free-d-rick).

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It will be the night of our beloved wizard)

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Whoever added that dialogue is just jealous that they're not as good at satisfying a partner as Gale is. Can't get bitches? Don't blame the kinky wizard. 😂 /jkbutkindofnot

i was completely unaware that asking for boring sex from the male drow resulted in hilarious dialogue

HOWEVER. amid the suggestions of banging like you're a married couple or requesting simple missionary THERE'S A DIALOGUE OPTION THAT READS, "I DON'T NEED SEX LIKE THAT. I CAN JUST ASK GALE."

literally how dare you. leave my man alone.

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you know you're down bad for Gale Dekarios when he shows up in your dreams

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