#h …. help……..

[skyistheground]

edit: turning off reblogs because 1. i am now very aware this could be an allergy 2. talking down to me, calling me names, and making assumptions about my identity over a stupid pepper poll is irritating

[ed-recoverry]

Some of my favorite posts on r/BenignExperience from the past week

Thanks to the tumblr post that made me aware of this subreddit. It makes me smile.

Part two, part three, part four

[rotting-bitch]

Guilt follows me like a stray dog

[druid-for-hire]

hawkeye and trapper get fake septums

(id under the cut)

[image id: a three-page digital comic about characters from the TV show MASH, illustrated by "druid-for-hire." On page 1, frank burns squints at Hawkeye from a short distance, who is next to Trapper, who is reading a newspaper that obscures his face. "Pierce," Burns asks, "what's on your face?" Hawkeye turns to face him, revealing a septum piercing. "what's what, Frank?" he asks. Shocked and affronted by this breach in army regulations, he shouts, "I can't!! Believe you!! It's not enough for you to disagrace the army uniform by being out of it all the time? You have to go and--and do that! You look like a punk! Or a cow!"

On page 2, Hawkeye, unbothered, replies "Y'know, Frank, I'm finally living up to the Pierce name. I was thinking about going for some ear tag earrings. Maybe I can get a nurse to pull my udders." Frank howls, "That's disgusting!" Turning to Trapper he shouts, "Did you have anything to do with this, McIntyre?" Trapper pulls down the newspaper to reveal that he's wearing three septum rings and says, "I sure did! He stole my look!"

On page 3, Frank says "You're both terrible. Both of your butts are going on report!" while Hawkeye takes out his apparently fake septum ring behind his back. "Report for what, Frank?" he asks; Frank turns to see that the piercing is now missing. "Yeah, what's the matter, Frank?" Trapper says, whose piercing is suddenly missing as well. Frank storms off, yelling "Neither of you can pull the wool over my eyes!! Just wait until General Barker hears about this!" Some time later, Frank is standing next to General Barker, pointing at Hawk. "General, I'm telling you, the hole is THERE!" he shouts. "Go and take a look in those nostrils for yourself!" There is a long and awkward pause. The General did not like that. Hawkeye remarks, "Gee Frank, take a girl to dinner first." end id]

[i-am-confused-always]

what I say: “it is what it is”

what I mean: “I have cried about this for hours and have probably self harmed and contemplated suicide over this.

[120daysofsodomm]

[octo-blobs]

en... ki...

[revasserium]

soooo thinking about pro!hero shouto being waylaid in the street by a tiny cute girl scrabbling for his autograph, and he's still a bit bewildered by this whole fame thing but he tries his best -- so he bends down to ask her what he'd like signed, only to hear your voice, to look up and see you, just about the prettiest creature he'd ever laid eyes on, running up to the little girl and scooping her up into your arms before bowing and saying --

"i'm so sorry! she just ran off -- you can't do that, mia-chan! your mama will kill me of something happens to you!" before turning back to him with a pleading sort of smile and just, "sorry again -- she's my cousin's daughter -- i promise she doesn't mean to bother -- she's just such a huge fan --"

but he can't help noticing the glow in your cheeks and can't stop himself from wondering if you're a fan too. and what he'd do if you said yes.

"not a bother," he smiles, "it's just part of the job." he looks at the girl now, extending a hand, "thanks for being my fan -- what would you like signed?"

"no really -- you don't have to --" you say, but shouto reaches for a pen all the same.

"no, it's okay. i want to."

so he signs the little girl's handkerchief, and feels his chest go warm at the way she presses it to her chest, grinning wide enough to split the sky. it's only then that she looks back at him with curious, wide eyes and asks --

"aren't you going to sign anything for big sister? she's your big fan too!"

"mia!" you go just about the most darling shade of red, looking anywhere but at shouto; he clears his throat, licking his lips.

"i... i don't mind... if you'd like something --"

"no, please -- we've bothered you enough."

"can she have your number?" mia asks, now positively devious as she looks between him and you, "it was her new years wish when we did our first temple visit --"

"mia! that's enough -- i'm sorry, we'll just go --"

"here." he scribbles down his number and presses it into your hand with a bright blush of his own. and now he's the one who can't look at you, "you don't have to do anything with it -- if you don't want to. but if you do..."

"i -- i do! i just --" you glance back down at mia, grinning smugly in your arms.

"then... you can call me later. or text. whichever." he takes a few steps back, swallowing passed the heartbeat now thundering in the back of his throat.

"yeah. sure -- i will! i mean -- only if you don't mind."

"i don't. really."

"okay."

"okay then. see you."

"yeah... see you... soon."

"yeah. soon."

[catos-wound]

i hauv wound-sucking disease its where i see the wound and immediately latch on to it as if i were an infant nursing. yes its incurable

[baenuit]

ㅤ

𝖺𝗅𝗈̂, 𝗏𝗂𝖽𝖺?

𝗏𝗂𝗈𝗅𝖺̃𝗈 ✿︎ 𝟢𝟦 ' 𝖿𝗈𝗍𝗈𝗀𝗋𝖺𝖿𝗂𝖺.

𝖼𝖺𝗅𝗈𝗋 𝖽𝖾 𝗏𝖾𝗋𝖺̃𝗈, 🫔 詩 𝖿𝗋𝖾𝗌𝖼𝖺𝗌

𝖼𝖺𝗉𝗎𝖼𝖼ı𝗇𝗈 ㅤ& ﾛﾛ 𝗉𝗈𝗅𝖺𝗋 ' 𝗋𝗈ı𝖽

𝟣𝟥 : 𝟢𝟢 𝗽𝗺 🔅 ( 𝗆𝖺𝗋 - 𝗓𝗂𝗇 ) calor do verão a esquentar emoções guardadas por momentos frios.

𝖲𝖠𝖬𝖡𝖠 , 𝟣𝟫𝟪𝟨.

𝗑𝗈𝖽𝗈́ ㄔ 𝗈𝗁, 𝗏𝖾𝗋𝗌𝗈𝗌

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#𝗀𝗂𝗋𝖺 ? 𝗌𝗌𝗈𝗅. 🍻 ' ꉂ 𝟤𝟨 ° 湿度

𝖼𝗁𝖺́ · 𝖢𝖠𝖬𝖮𝖬𝖨𝖫𝖠 , 𝖼𝖺𝗅─𝗺𝗮𝗿─𝗂𝖺.

random──bios

[bulbabutt]

sometimes you just need somebody else to point out the obvious. thank goodness for mikey and her gender collecting habit!

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[rotting-bitch]

try to be gentle while tearing me apart

[bloodyrosesnthorns]

I'm sorry mom.

[existentialterror]

Fellas, if your story has...

Way too many narrators

Self-aware weird formatting

A metanarrative

Courier font

Meaningful colored text

The story existing as a piece of media within the story itself

A fucked up house

An unreliable narrator

Just way too much about the romantic lives of people who suck

That's not your story, that's

[3m0g1rlyyy]

the urge to push everyone away.

[stonespulledoutheart]

clean now