#gordon au

[erinwantstowrite]

the gordon au would be so good especially cause babs and peter would be so fun together ( they would be a menace to society)

i fear they would be literally unstoppable if they were teamed up together at any given time

[redsray]

my favourite part of the Wayne Kids being, you know, the Waynes, and popular celebrities is the fact that these are teenagers and young adults who are given ... celebrity powers. and i know they're stupidly petty with them. every time you log onto twitter you'd see 3 of them engaged in a sibling argument, completely uncaring that it's being broadcasted to thousands of people

Dick, tweeting: Tim stole my sandwich today, hey siri how do i un-adopt a sibling?

Tim: ??? I didn't steal your sandwich??

Dick: Then who did??? It was there this morning and you were the only one in the manor the entire morning??

Tim: Dick, my unfortunately kind of favourite brother, I was not in the manor today

Dick: YOU WEREN'T?!?!?

Tim: no, I've been in my apartment all week. did you hallucinate me?? LMFAO

Cass: I was there this morning.

Dick: Oh. No wonder then??? You 2 look too similar, one of you needs to cut your hair

Tim: Not it

Cass: . . .

Tim: on second thought, maybe it's time for a haircut

Cass: :D <3

Tim: Love you too, Cass

Random Twitter User, quote tweeting the last tweet: So did you ever find out who took Dick's sandwich????

Cass: Jay did.

Dick: JAY DID?!?!?

Cass: Oh. Did you not know?

Dick: NO?!????

Cass: Oh. @/jason start running. Sorry.

Steph: Guys Jason might deadass die again Dick is ONTO him

Random Twitter User: ... Again?

Steph: hardly the point rn, jared

Babs: Why did Jason just climb in my window asking me to hide him

Tim: he's running from Dick, lol

Babs: Oh, why?

Tim: he ate his sandwich

Babs: Got it, he's hiding behind my couch now, screeching about Cass betraying him.

Dick: BABS DON'T MOVE. DON'T LET HIM LEAVE.

[fanaticalthings]

next thing you're gonna tell me is that the butts match 🙄

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[bloomeng]

remember when i mentioned their magical artifacts change their uniforms as they grow as people….. anyway magical girl batgirl and discowing

[batfamhastwitter]

Part 29! chat I love baby deranged Tim so much I need more of him in my life

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[onnahu]

Batfam but make them youtubers - their most popular videos

Bruce: How To Get Your Own Child - sex not required

Alfred: Family Dinner Vlog (everyone's alive)

Kate: How to get a girlfriend in 8 steps - tutorial

Dick: I'm not like my dad, haters!

Babs: wtf Gotham - a compilation

Jason: how to sever 8 heads in 30 minutes (hypothetically)

Cass: go scare the shit out of people with me

Tim: how I became Batman's therapist

Steph: looking for my ex's spleen day 179

Damian: stealing the batmobile pt. 82

Duke: how i became a gang leader at 13

[garpen]

Pt. 1 Gotham twitter

Master List >>Part Two

[inkzectz]

The archivists

[dragonpyre]

Secret Robin au

I mean. C'mon Bruce...

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[erinwantstowrite]

the newest doodle has me in tears bc

Barb: i think bruce is contagious. my dad just brought home a child who’s calling himself “a partner in (solving) crime”

Bruce *sweating* : there is a logical explanation to this

the solving is in parenthesis because peter varies from crime solver to crime causer at any point in time

[clericxhood777]

Part Five; they're teenagers, don't freak out

[fanaticalthings]

POV: You're on Gothamtwt

just gothamite things

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[bloomeng]

i gave into the brat summer color palette

+ bonus babs

i thought it would be funny if because if you can see her (when she’s not just over comms) you can only see her from the top up so her artifact grants the privilege of themed-comfortability

anyway be kind to me about the wheelchair i am not very strong in drawing more technical things but i wanted it to look whimsy still also if you saw my og wip duke… no you didn’t… i jest i jest i wasn’t super happy with the finished product and i decided i did in fact want to give him a weapon

[batfamhastwitter]

Part 31! My superpower is that I manage to lose my eraser literally every single time i'm drawing in bed, what's yours?

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[glitter-stained]

Bats and Birds jobs headcanons that I will defend with my life, mostly from my civilian AU:

Barbara: works at a library, will hack your company to help you figure out flaws in the system for money on the side

Dick: retired Olympic gymnast, gymnastic teacher

Cass: part time professional wrestler, in a duo with Steph

(Edit edit: it has been pointed out to me that some people just don't like feelings which I didn't consider, so I did take off the therapy part because she wouldn't want to do it, but I still think it would be so interesting to see her volve about it)

Jason: writer (novelist + ao3, he has the range), part time barista at some point

Steph: definitely works part time at a movie theatre, I also picture her being a professional wrestler for some reason, in a duo with Cass

Tim: unclear if he's doing freelance investigation journalism or private detective work but either way he likes figuring stuff out (it's a lot of cheating husbands and he doesn't dislike it)

Duke: escape room owner and designer, the trickiest puzzles in the American continent, and each room has incredible aesthetics and personality even though people complain about how difficult they are.

Damian: professional painter, volunteers at the animal shelter every day.

Bruce: trophy wife

Harper: whatever the fuck Michael Reeves has going on

Cullen: editor (Jason's professional AND ao3 beta but neither has any idea the three identities are connected)

Lucius Fox: CEO of Wayne enterprise

Luke Fox: mechanical engineer

Kate Kane: rich heiress, competitive MMA fighter when she feels like it

[garpen]

Pt. 11 Gotham Twitter AU

More Q&A questions for Bruce to come, just spacing them out. Feel free to ask him a question if you want and I'll do my best to add it in.

Sorry no Timberkon until the next part, but no worries it's already written in.

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