#i love socmed aus with them

[redsray]

my favourite part of the Wayne Kids being, you know, the Waynes, and popular celebrities is the fact that these are teenagers and young adults who are given ... celebrity powers. and i know they're stupidly petty with them. every time you log onto twitter you'd see 3 of them engaged in a sibling argument, completely uncaring that it's being broadcasted to thousands of people

Dick, tweeting: Tim stole my sandwich today, hey siri how do i un-adopt a sibling?

Tim: ??? I didn't steal your sandwich??

Dick: Then who did??? It was there this morning and you were the only one in the manor the entire morning??

Tim: Dick, my unfortunately kind of favourite brother, I was not in the manor today

Dick: YOU WEREN'T?!?!?

Tim: no, I've been in my apartment all week. did you hallucinate me?? LMFAO

Cass: I was there this morning.

Dick: Oh. No wonder then??? You 2 look too similar, one of you needs to cut your hair

Tim: Not it

Cass: . . .

Tim: on second thought, maybe it's time for a haircut

Cass: :D <3

Tim: Love you too, Cass

Random Twitter User, quote tweeting the last tweet: So did you ever find out who took Dick's sandwich????

Cass: Jay did.

Dick: JAY DID?!?!?

Cass: Oh. Did you not know?

Dick: NO?!????

Cass: Oh. @/jason start running. Sorry.

Steph: Guys Jason might deadass die again Dick is ONTO him

Random Twitter User: ... Again?

Steph: hardly the point rn, jared

Babs: Why did Jason just climb in my window asking me to hide him

Tim: he's running from Dick, lol

Babs: Oh, why?

Tim: he ate his sandwich

Babs: Got it, he's hiding behind my couch now, screeching about Cass betraying him.

Dick: BABS DON'T MOVE. DON'T LET HIM LEAVE.

[jean-meowreau]

I'm thinking about it real hard and tbh Neil would take Kevin's phone and block his account from Kevin's Twitter and then be the most ridiculous Kevin Fan Account. He would reply to fan theories, check them, debunk/confirm them. He would share Kevin's stats and talk so often about how much he looks up to him and his skills. the whole team just thinks Kevin knows and doesn't care.

and then one day an interviewer brings the account up and Neil can't get out fast enough, tries to deactivate it. but it ends up being something Kevin likes. The attention he enjoyed as a Raven but not the objectification. Neil telling people to fuck off and then agreeing with another that Kevin has improved. Showing details and stats and it's touching to him, even if it would be weird to anyone else. Kevin who still really craves that adoration and attention bordering on stalker/codepency and Neil who can deliver it perfectly.

Kevin bestows him with the #1 Fan title and Neil is even more insufferable after that.

[codename-adler]

Kathea Leak, pt. 2 of 2

i can’t be arsed to make statements from the teams so this is all you’re getting . no substantial andreil comment bc they’re getting lost somewhere + they don’t give a shit 🤷‍♀️ a little Sethisms bc that man has no filter & yk he now an Ally ✊

End of the Kathea leak saga (lmao) but not the end of the Kathea agenda! Also the beginning of many more gay things too come…

Twinyards bonus:

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[chewingonsneakers]

KateAaron tweets pt. 1

[ghcstao3]

youtuber soap and editor ghost

for the longest time soap went editing his own videos because he didn’t trust anyone else—but then as his following grows, some of the work becomes overwhelming, and he’s forced to hire someone to help lighten the load a bit

the only application that stands out to him is ghost’s. his editing style is unique while also adhering to a style soap had developed for himself, he’s professional, and something about him has soap thinking that he could trust ghost wholeheartedly with such an important part of his videos

and apparently he’s right to—his fans clock the change immediately when ghost’s name is put in the description, commenting on how well done it is, noting all the little quirks ghosts had ventured out to add without knowing whether or not it’d be something soap would like, or knowing if it’d work with his audience

it doesn’t take long for them to reach that point of the classic ‘referring to the editor as an in-video bit’ part of their working relationship, and the fans eat it right up. though ghost’s cameos are sparse, they’re always perfectly timed, and people start to beg for more appearances because ghost and soap seem like the perfect balance for one another

and is it a surprise, maybe a year or so down the line when soap introduces a guest to his video and it turns out to be ghost? no, not at all

[that-vampire-loser]

To all those people posting aftg social media aus (especially the out of pocket foxes ones)

<3 I love you

[sereinsea71]

𝗹𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗹𝗲 𝗷𝗲𝗴𝘂𝗹𝘂𝘀 𝘀𝗼𝗰𝗺𝗲𝗱 𝗮𝘂 🖤💣

james is so whipped and reg is so annoyed

[ninyard]

I’ll take these text-speak-illiterate boys to my grave

[you-know-i-get-itt]

fixing my intro post

hello!! this is technically an aftg side blog but it got away from me very very quickly so expect to see just about anything i’m obsessed with here :) this includes anything and everything related to aftg, history, and shakespeare (and i also love the goldfinch, trc, and james joyce). my main is @giaswritingarchive

socmed au: 5 4 3 2 1

completed fics: 1. Sunrise, Abram, Death 2. Heaven Is Not Fit 3. Je Te Laisserai Des Mots 4. Hijack Heaven with Another Memory

wip masterpost

[nicnsmth1]

some socmed au them bcs I've kept these for myself for too long LMAO (they're in random orders and I change the dates and all so some time frame is weird in the tweet) also shizuha plays bang dream which explains their dn on the first few tweets💀💀:

(includes: shizuha/shinsuke (my oc), karma, asano, kayano, yada, kataoka, nakamura, maehara)

unserious overall, this is for goofs🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️

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shizuha follows karma's priv acc and an argument immediately starts💀💀

the time they had to take care of the kids and kayano needed more actors

nakamura teasing yada

I like making asano fall for internet humour LMAO

(pov of shizuha) yada made a gc w maehara and nakamura to plan out shizuha's subtle date💀💀

this AHAHAHA

prohibiting piercings but asano gets caught in another internet humour

these three are always caught at the scene of a crime💀💀💀

[pinwheel-plant]

twitter profiles for the 21st century au gang in 2025 (minus marty who is appalled that his parents ever had social media and plus biff whose profile is Surely Something)

[rickybaby]

You might think you’re Daniel’s biggest fan, you’re not. It’s the Aus GP admin tweeting this photo every day of the inaugural Daniel Ricciardo Grand Prix week

[likesunsetorange]

— 𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲𝐠𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐚𝐮 𝐬𝐨𝐜𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐬

[viridian-artist]

Cutely plans a college socmed au for me and Ren <3

[kzhksun]

pov: short kzhk halloween au wherein

[madamewalburga]

filo rondrarry social media au based on a brainrot i had in my priv twt account

(crossposting this here for archival purposes lest i go insane and deac all my twt accs again)

filo harry will call draco babe and ron babu btw 🤭