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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 9 months ago

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Expertise can't help you here.

#dungeon meshi #kabru #laios touden #falin touden #Happy Thistle Thursday once again. Have I been holding on to this comic for several weeks? Sure have!#I forgot how long it takes for Chimera Falin to come into play.#I still really love my 'better drawn' art of her - unfortunately it was several weeks too early for the anime only folks.#Slowly getting the hang of drawing Laios. I don't know why I struggle so much but I am getting...somewhere.#Meta time: God damn I love how the chimera shows off the expertise and gap between Kabru and Laios.#The truth is: they are both *right* and they are both *wrong*.#This creature is a combination of monster and human and they only have the skillset to deal with one of those.#Kabru goes for all the human vitals - but she isn't human.#Laios tries to approach her as a monster and is struck down by the humanity he sees in her.#She is something new that defies what they *both* understand about the world. And that makes her such a perfect antagonist.#The damsel was the dragon all along!#...She is really so cute though. Terrifying! But adorable. I am so excited to see the boom of fanart for her.

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everwalldigan · 6 months ago

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To anyone who thinks Bruce has a clear and consistent favourite child I raise you this: it is infinitely funnier for Bruce to have a complicated and elaborate “ranking” system of his kids that only he’s privy to.

Picture this: Batman, dosed with truth serum, gets asked as a gag from one of the goons holding him captive who his favourite bat-vigilante is and instead of giving a straight answer, he launches into this whole explanation about the ranking system and who’s in the current lead, who’s hanging behind, etc. At some point (this is a mystery to everyone involved) a whiteboard appears and he starts explaining his system like he’s a football coach before an important match. Out of nowhere he starts pulling out little cardboard cutouts of his kids and pins them to the board. At some point the red string comes out.

Jason hasn’t killed someone in a week? Automatically promoted to favourite. Tim hasn’t caused an international incident in the past month? Puts him a few points ahead that keep decreasing the longer he refuses real sleep (20 minute power naps don’t count Tim! Says powernap inventor Bruce Wayne). Cass gave him a hug this morning and wished him a good day? Favourite until he gets a call from dick telling him (without shouting!!!!) that he’ll be there for this week’s Sunday dinner. Duke accidentally scratches the Batmobile? Demoted to the “in trouble” zone (which, honestly, that’s where his kids spend most of the time in😭). Damian did not attempt to free all the animals in the zoo they visited? Favourite. Until Bruce found out he was just trying to conceal the cat hidden in his room that Bruce explicitly forbade him from keeping.

Dick arrives at the family dinner with a busted shoulder and a bruise the size of Texas on his face? Gets demoted so far down that even azraeil scores higher than him. He’s in the “in trouble” zone for a constant month after that. Oh one of them survived an almost death? Favourite for at least the next week. At least. Multiple people survive an almost death? EVERYONES the favourite. The least favourite is the growing grey hairs on his head.

The end of day results are decided by who bothers to wish him goodnight and if all of them have fucked up in some way the past week then Jon (Kent) becomes the automatic favourite until someone cracks a joke that Bruce actually finds funny.

The favourite child changes daily, hourly even, and his kids are aware this system exists and keep trying to crack the code but he always Knows and just smirks smugly.

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omagpies · 1 year ago

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[ you meet god and she is mostly dead fish. ]

a comic based on this post:

#comic #comics #furry #furry art #my art #omagpies #you meet god and she is mostly dead fish

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all6pistols · 4 months ago

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goin for the funniest guy ever award (´ε｀ )♡

#once again felt like the scribe of god #spn fanart #dean winchester #sam winchester #castiel #salmon dean #destiel #deancas #supernatural #my art #comic

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sabertoothwalrus · 3 months ago

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accidentally drew tallmen au again

#this fandom as a whole is kinda dead rn and the chilshi fandom is teeny tiny #so I have to draw these damned middle aged men myself. and by god I will #dungeon meshi #chilchuck tims #senshi of izganda #chilshi #meijack chils #flertom chils #puckpatti chils #modern au #tallman au #my art #comic

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greykolla-art · 11 months ago

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Imagine spending all your energy being cool and mysterious 24/7.

What an idiot have I mentioned I love him?

Idea came from a cool post @nouverx made about Alastor’s possible sleeping habits. 💕

#grey art #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin hotel comic #Oh I am DONE coloring stuff for a while! it’s so boring!#I mean it looks great but I haaaaaate spending time on it!#get used to grayscale stuff for a while #also coloring multiple characters is stupid! no no no.#angel dust #husker #sir pentious #alastor #charlie morningstar #hazbin husker #hazbin alastor #god I’m glad to be done with this one

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waveoftheocean · 4 months ago

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wahoo finished this in time for superbat week day 5: tired dads!!

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brainrotcharacters · 5 months ago

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That's that shit eating grin that practically screams "Harder! HARDER!" except the homoerotic subtext is a tripwire they're crash landing through

#that's that bratty sub grin #that's that power bottom grin #your honor the murderous gleam in his eye has captivated me #deadclaws #poolverine #logan howlett #wade wilson #ryan reynolds #hugh jackman #deadpool #wolverine #deadpool and wolverine #let comic book characters fight as foreplay #let comic book characters WHO CAN REGENERATE/SELF HEAL fight as foreplay #god who coordinated this fight? was ryan one of them? was hugh one of them?#tell me hugh improvised that grin and needed the camera on him when he did it #tell me his competitive people pleasing theater kid ass refused to let ryan give all the fanservice

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bbbbbbbbatman · 4 months ago

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Jason: I’m dating Roy

Bruce: Hmm (derogatory)

Jason: He has a daughter which makes you a grandad

Bruce: Hmm (delighted)

#i don’t actually think bruce would disapprove of roy #but it’s for the bit you know #jason: god how do I tell bruce that roy and I are dating #dick: just throw lian at him #jason: that could work #jayroy #jason todd #bruce wayne #batman #dc #dc comics #mine

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angstflavoured · 5 months ago

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i dont think bill would be used to someone actually liking him.... especially as much as ford did like it was embarrassing

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bruciemilf · 5 months ago

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Really glad we’re crowning Dick as the scariest batfamily member. Society is healing.

Don’t mind me, just imagining Bruce’s hands, big, soft, covered in the labor of violence, holding his eldest’s face, saying, “This is Dick. He’s the kindest person I know.”

Dick’s fists are behind his back. He’s holding some socialite’s bloody tongue in them. If they’re going to use it to talk shit about his father, they don’t need it. His smile is sunshine and war.

#bruce wayne #dick grayson #batdad #Bruce fully believes his children will always be those little bright eyed birds who love the world and forgive people unconditionally.#Bruce is wrong.#dc #dc comics #text #batman #LET THE BATKIDS BE SCARY GOD DAMN IT.#protective dick grayson

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themetalhiro · 1 month ago

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