#god i HATE queers

[yourlocalderp]

guys im so whace mm au yaoi pilled they've successfully hypnotized me i hate gay people grr grr....

credits ofc @acethehorseishere and @talkativeanonymous for designs uwu

god i wanna draw more interactions it's so funny

btw did levi die in the whit mm! au? is charles even alive there? who knows but like they both have two hands it's all yaoi up in here.

[pretty-kitten-paw]

The UK government headed and run by many transphobes has decided to make the Trans Panic defense legal. If a trans person does not disclose their gender and the other party presses charges due to this, they can be convicted with sexual assault crime.

Furthermore any trans person, (tho particularly trans women), who has obtained a Gender Reassignment Certificate (GRC) will be put into prison of their birth sex if the matter is a sex crime

With these two bits of legislation Labour have made it not only legal but easy for trans people to be jailed and sexually assaulted by members of their birth sex. We know for a fact that sexual assault in prisons happen esp to trans women. We know that placing them in female prisons, whilst not eliminating sexual assault, does make it less common.

Labour are defining a movement based on fear. Based on the fact that any cis person disgusted by their own internalised transphobia at sleeping with a trans person will have the full backing of the law to punish them. Even if sexual consent was given. Even if you both got inebriated and fucked and the "victim" found out your transness later. This puts every stealth trans woman at risk. This puts every trans woman who enjoys hook ups at risk. This puts everyone at risk.

And yet people wonder why trans women overwhelmingly date their sisters and friends.

[mueritos]

happy pride to all queer children of immigrants

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[sadfr0ggie]

I don’t know how I never saw this image in such high quality until tonight, but it is actively driving me insane.

I made some helpful edits to explain why this picture is so important to me:

Like why did you have to touch his chest just a little bit??🤨🤨

[richter-kale]

dug up an old scogan doodle to celebrate the new wolverine film :}

[tiredyke]

every time queer discourse surges on this site everyone is so quick to jump to “it was actually the evil lesbians who divided us” because y’all heard the term “political lesbian” and never bothered to figure out what that meant

[ohlawdthebirds]

We gotta go back to the days of early Christianity, where believers refused to serve in the military. There's entirely too many boot-licking evangelicals. Like, that's fundamentally what Jesus was against.

[cautionwetfloor-png]

Doodle request : Could you draw Torisai?

Also how are you today?

hiya fish!! im doing as good as i can. this week has been a bit hellish but,..... yours truly isnt dead yet, so its a win for me. thank you for asking!!

i hope this counts as torisai.. i think it being one sided is so funny ... just in case though a little bonus <3

[tippenfunkaport]

That viral post that's going around about how people who write "book quality" mlm fic are too "normal" to publish and have real jobs so only "weird" people publish their "shitty" fanfic is so completely out of touch with reality and I am giving a massive side eye to everyone reblogging it.

Not only is it completely, easily verifiably untrue (you cannot enter any professional writing space without tripping over a dozen grizzled scifi writers who got their start by filing off the serial numbers and publishing their Star Trek fanfic even going back decades ago??? it's a whole thing?? plus how can you look at the mlm category on Amazon right now and say with a straight face that people aren't publishing shitty Spirk and Stucky fanfic??? Oh, honey...) it's also the perfect example of this kind of sneering elitism that true artists would never sully themselves by seeking profit, they do it only for the purity of the thing that always somehow leads back to, "no one should be paid to make art, actually."

The only reason you're seeing more published fanfic right now has nothing to do with the idealistic purity of your hypothetical government employee written smut of the past vs the debased scribbles of those awful straights of today and everything to do with the fact that a) self-publishing has created a voracious readership that wants a ton of content so it's become a viable, flexible income stream for many, especially disabled people b) anyone can publish now with self-publishing tools so there are less gatekeepers and c) lockdown got a lot of people into fandom and therefore writing who never tried it before.

And if you really think there's no "shitty" published mlm and no "book-quality" m/f writing out there that started as fanfic, then you are clearly not a reader so why are you even talking about this?

[v0idwraith]

HOW ARE WE FEELING TONIGHT GAYS

[lastoneout]

I'm not bigender in a fluid way I'm bigender in a god way, hope that helps.

[secondwatchers]

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It has been decades since Pure Vanilla Cookie and Dark Cacao Cookie have last seen each other. Bound by a letter delivered by a group of three chaotic teenagers, they reunite at last…

Has time dimmed their feelings, or has it only strengthened them?

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Dark Cacao was more than a little nervous when he stepped out of the royal carriage. While his face was a mask of stoic indifference, his guts felt like they were actively trying to escape through his mouth.

It had been decades- no, centuries since Dark Cacao had set foot in the Vanilla Kingdom. The king’s eyes wandered over the courtyard, taking in the sight of green shrubs and trees of all sorts, shapes and sizes. Colourful flowers and marvelous statues fought the attention of the beholder.

Dark Cacao closed his eyes for a second to let the scents and sounds wash over him. There was a lot of commotion from both wildlife and citizens, especially in comparison to the Dark Cacao Kingdom.

When the battle-hardened king opened his eyes again, he stood face-to-face with a very familiar trio.

“Your Majesty!” Gingerbrave almost shouted as he dashed forward, “We are so glad you could make it!”

Dark Cacao took a step back as the kid seemed to go in for a hug. The Dark Cacao were not that used to physical affection - it had taken eons for Dark Cacao to get used to with Pure Vanilla.

Wizard Cookie and Strawberry Cookie joined their friend at a slower pace. Wizard Cookie shot the king an apologetic smile.

“I apologise, sire. We are just very pleased to find you in good health after what happened last time we saw you,” Wizard Cookie explained.

Dark Cacao raised an eyebrow. That kid had always seemed wiser than he should have been at his age..

“Yes,” Dark Cacao said. “It is good to see you found your way out of my Kingdom.”

Gingerbrave nodded proudly and opened his mouth to speak. What he said, however, was lost to Dark Cacao. The king’s attention was drawn away fully by the glory that was lord Pure Vanilla Cookie, standing a few steps behind the three children.

Dark Cacao had frozen. He read the letter, and he recognised the sigil with which it had been sealed - but yet, he had refused to believe it. Deep inside, a voice had been telling him it was a lie, a trick. This voice had warned him of disappointment when it turned out to be fake, and Dark Cacao had listened. Foolishly so, it appeared, as Pure Vanilla was..

Dark Cacao’s feet acted before his mind did, and he found himself in front of the healer within a few long strides. The stoic king’s duties were many and his woes were plentiful, but all was forgotten as mismatched eyes met his own.

Neither of the kings said a word, but Pure Vanilla’s hands slowly slid up to cup Dark Cacao’s scarred face. Dark Cacao’s jaw set, before he relaxed and leaned into the touch.

“Cacao,” Pure Vanilla whispered.

“Pure Vanilla.” Dark Cacao closed his eyes.

That last action was deemed unwise, as within a second, the warm hands were pulled away cruelly. Dark Cacao opened his eyes to see what had led to the unfortunate removal, when he was pulled into a bone-crushing hug that lifted him a few inches into the air.

“Dark Cacao Cookie!” A loud, cheerful voice boomed in Dark Cacao’s ear, leaving it ringing for a few seconds.

“Hhgh-!” Dark Cacao grunted as he felt something crack in his back.

Queen Hollyberry Cookie put him down, only to slap him on his (now sore) back joyfully. Dark Cacao grimaced at her, all while ignoring the muffled chuckle that came from Pure Vanilla.

“Ah, it has been too long, old friend! It is so good to see you both again!” Hollyberry said cheerfully.

“Hollyberry.. As strong as ever, I see,” Dark Cacao said.

“Ah, don’t be so grumpy, old friend! Is it not wonderful that we can all meet here again.?” Hollyberry grinned, before her smile faded slightly. “Well, almost all of us…”

The mood seemed a bit more dim as the loss of their two dear friends, Golden Cheese Cookie and White Lily Cookie, was mentioned.

“Well, there should be no place for sadness here. Let us celebrate this reunion!” Hollyberry continued.

“Perhaps I could show Dark Cacao where he could be staying first..?” Pure Vanilla interjected softly.

“Crunchy Chip Cookie and I brought tents,” Dark Cacao said.

Hollyberry nudged him in his ribs (she seemed determined to break all his bones), before leaning over to his ear.

“He wants time alone with you, you frogbrain!” She whispered loudly.

Dark Cacao cringed slightly. The Dark Cacao were as direct as you could be - hidden meanings or indirect questions confused all who were used to that blunt social norm greatly.

“..I would enjoy a tour of the castle,” Dark Cacao murmured quietly.

“Wonderful!” Pure Vanilla beamed at him. “If you could follow me?”

Dark Cacao nodded and followed after the healer. Several of the cookies Dark Cacao saw earlier greeting Pure Vanilla happily on their way.

Once during the meeting, Dark Cacao found himself focusing on the wrong thing. He tried to listen to Pure Vanilla’s excited ramblings about who had build what and what had been the inspiration for this and that, but he found himself nodding along and grunting in agreement at whatever the healer said instead of actually listening.

Dark Cacao’s attention was on Pure Vanilla, and on Pure Vanilla only. Only now, the taller king realised how much exactly he had missed his friend. Dark Cacao had missed his voice and Dark Cacao had missed his hair and Dark Cacao had missed his eyes and oh witches his eyes-

“Are you listening to me?” Pure Vanilla frowned.

“Yes,” Dark Cacao lied.

“You weren’t, we both know that. Tell me, old friend, where are you with your mind? Worrying about your kingdom, are you?” Pure Vanilla asked, his voice taking on a kinder tone.

“No,” Dark Cacao said, in truth this time.

“A penny for your thoughts,” Pure Vanilla smiled.

Dark Cacao hesitated, before sighting in defeat. Pure Vanilla had him wrapped around his finger, and they both knew it.

“I missed you,” Dark Cacao murmured.

Pure Vanilla smiled. His hands found Dark Cacao’s cheeks again, and he traced the stoic king’s face. All curves, grooves and scars were familiar to Pure Vanilla, like he had spent his whole life knowing them.

Pure Vanilla leaned forward and pressed a soft and quick kiss to Dark Cacao’s lips. It was nothing long, but the feeling lingered, and Dark Cacao placed the tips of his fingers to his lips as if he could savour the feeling forever.

“I missed you too,” Pure Vanilla whispered.

Dark Cacao’s mouth was slightly opened and his eyes were just a little wider than usual. Pure Vanilla, an expert on the behaviour of Stoic Partners™, took this as a sign of Dark Cacao being flabbergasted.

“Is one kiss all it takes to render the great king speechless?” Pure Vanilla asked, playfully but kindly.

“Hgh,” Dark Cacao grunted, his head not yet completely cleared.

“You have a way with words, don’t you?” Pure Vanilla chuckled.

A red flush crawled up Dark Cacao’s face as he batted Pure Vanilla’s hands away. “Silence, you.”

Pure Vanilla’s eyes twinkled, and Dark Cacao knew the healer saw straight through his feigned anger.

“I love you,” Pure Vanilla said, before grabbing Dark Cacao’s wrist and tugging him along the hallway to show him more.

Dark Cacao’s mind dwelled on that sentence. I love you.

What did that mean, exactly? ‘I love you’. Did it mean Pure Vanilla wished to stay with him forever? Did he say it to anyone he liked? Or was it just in a platonic way?

“What do you mean by that?” Dark Cacao asked quietly.

“Huh?” Pure Vanilla looked up. He had been speaking of the portraits that hung in the Master Bedroom.

“‘I love you’. What does that mean?” Dark Cacao repeated.

Pure Vanilla smiled yet again.

“It means I love you now, and that we’ll always stay together. It means I want to be with you before and after death, no matter how many times we have to meet again. It means I want to spend time with you with every breath I take, because I think you’re a wonderful and gorgeous cookie who deserves the world,” Pure Vanilla said.

“Oh.” Dark Cacao blinked at his partner and was very aware of the blush that would not leave his face.

“..then I think I love you too.”

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[holysaintscathedral]

"I don't hate polyamorous people but—" OH MY GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP. NO ONE ASKED FOR YOUR FUCKING OPINION OF POLYAMORY. MIND YOUR OWN FUCKING BUSINESS AND LET PEOPLE LIVE.

[mitskiluvr]

watched the persona 5 proof of justice ova from years ago and was getting acid reflux with how queer everything was... what do you mean its just 20 minutes of joker mourning his boyfriend. that's the entire ova.

[loveydoveylex]

I think a reason I personally prefer selfship terms - which I see used more commonly over here on tumblr vs on twitter/bluesky where yume is more common - over yume terms is because most selfship terms are inherently neutral whereas with yume terms the feminine forms are always treated as the default. there are neutral non gender specific yume terms but I rarely see them used. it's almost always assumed that you're a cishet woman.

[vaggieslefteye]

CHARLIE MAGNE from HAZBIN HOTEL (2019): Pilot - "That's Entertainment" ↳ "So, I've been thinking: Isn't there a more humane way to hinder overpopulation here in Hell? Perhaps we can create an alternative way to change souls through... redemption?"