#so sick of their antics

[sadfr0ggie]

I don’t know how I never saw this image in such high quality until tonight, but it is actively driving me insane.

I made some helpful edits to explain why this picture is so important to me:

Like why did you have to touch his chest just a little bit??🤨🤨

[prlssprfctn]

Dick is a type of person who gets very (even more than usual) dramatic when he falls sick. His attention span reduces to zero, he is in the middle of writing his will, and he is constantly over-bored, bothering everyone with random calls or by spawning behind their backs out of nowhere.

(It doesn't help that Bruce is paranoid, and every time his kids get sick, he is like in full-time helicopter mom mode as if they are actually about to die in a second, but that's beside the point.)

When Tim gets sick, it is a catastrophe. He is so stubborn about everything that he ignores half of the house. He doesn't even tell others he is sick until he coughs out his lungs or something, and when they finally realize it, he is battling for the right to get everyone off him, because, hey. Nothing happened. He is fine.

If Damian gets sick... It is the cutest thing ever. He becomes so clingy. He comes to put his head on someone's lap or curls on their chests. He huffs a lot too, and mutters something, but he loves to sleep and be hugged, when he is sick, and that's the most charming shit ever.

When Jason gets sick?

Everyone expects him to be the most troublesome person in the world. Because, well, it is Jason. He kicks everyone away, when he is poisoned, he rarely asks to patch him up, unless things go to rough, and he can be flippant as hell when he feels too vulnerable.

But then, Jason actually gets sick, and everyone is an awe, because he is so quiet? His voice becomes smaller, he does whatever Alfred asks him to do, he takes all medicine without throwing a tantrum or asking to sweeten it with something else. He accepts anything, really.

Because when he was a child, long before Bruce found him, he had no place or time to be sick. His mother needed him. He needed to take care of things, he heeded to continue acting like he was fine, like he didn't need help or medicine — he walked around with a fever, and spend restless nights coughing out his lungs.

But then Bruce came. And he was finally allowed to rest. Explained that he needs to be taken care of, and someone in this manor, always will do that for him.

So, when Jason stumbles in the Batcave in the random night, sniffling and trying to suppress cough, Bruce is not surprised in the slightest. If anything, he welcomes him as fast as he can, before Jason can overthink what he did (out of pure instincts, really) and leave again.

Jason came, because Bruce taught him that.

As simple as that.

[emeraldotter]

musutafu's stinkiest boy

from the December 24th stream!

[blatantlyhidden]

horrible timing for a post like this i know

[loupy-mongoose]

Your brain isn't flip flopping. Loupy Mew is doing cartwheels while chittering at 400 miles per hour, while Loupy Mongoose is just laying on her back, staring at the ceiling in defeat

Honestly, very true. Sometimes I just want to take Loupy Mew and plop her in a Time Out Bubble for a bit. XD

[demolitionistic]

A lonely evening of pining

turned into one of concern and worry

to relief and exasperation because he ran all the way home in the pouring rain and looked at you with his stupid big wet eyes and apologised for it

when all you want is to take care of him and have him let you take care of him and letting himself to be taken care of

[suspendingtime]

Jonathan Bailey: Just Add Water

🧜🏻‍♂️💦🌊🏊🏻‍♂️🐟

Source: Instagram, @jbayleaf, 10 Jan '23 | Inspo: Zac from H2O spin-off

[ladycynthiana]

Good evening. All I have to say is... sexbush 😂

[kuromi-hoemie]

me n my manager are gonna be alone at the office tomorrow after hours and she stunlocked me saying she's getting us dinner and to start thinking about what i want to eat with a lil ;) like ma'am... I'll answer the question but god can i be so fucking real with you right now 😩😵‍💫 i won't but i want her.. i haven't gotten to be with her in so long I'm kind of nervous (⁠｡⁠ﾉ⁠ω⁠＼⁠｡⁠)

i know i won't need to be she is such a sweetie ♡⁠ talking to her is like immediately being enveloped in warmth. ʕ⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴥ⁠ꈍ⁠ʔ i am experiencing a whirlwind of emotions and really looking forward to tomorrow. I'm so happy she's back, i love her

[giggly-squiggily]

…*peeks around corner* Heyo 👋 I realize I’ve been fairly inactive on here lately 😅

So yee! I’m still around y’all! I’ve just been recovering from being sick and not feeling super social 😅 I think life has been hitting me hard this week hence my radio silence 📻

So yeee! I’m gonna try to be back on by the weekend! If you’ve sent in an ask/DM I promise I’ve read it and will respond soon! Thank you for your understanding and patience with me 🫶🏻🙏

[zhonglicious]

rindo haitani.

[naffeclipse]

I suddenly recalled that ask about Y/N being allergic and thought about how the detectives would react to that. Like, I imagine if the detectives learned how to cook for Y/N and then made something for them with nuts in it, I wouldn’t put it pass Y/N to tease them while eating the food. Y/N: (Joking) “Wow, this is fantastic! I know I’m probably going to die later because I’m deathly allergic but this is so worth it!” Sun:“YOU ARE WHAT?!!” Moon: (Charges towards Y/N with resuscitation intent.)

PFFFT

Y/N is allergic to shellfish! I imagine that the vigilante loves to play up 'dying' just to get a kiss of resuscitation, very necessary, of course, to living.

[sevencardigans]

Can Djokovic retire now please?

[toucansafari]

My cat has once again decided to be a menace in the mornings, i haven't slept well in over a week now 😭

[godzexperiment]

It was as quick could be, not quite rushed but an air of rushing to tend to his wound. Likely to take advantage while he was still and not so troublesome. Doctor telling him not to scratch at the stitches as turned away for an split second. Clean things up in the space. As the itching sensation already seemed to creep in. So the young child acted impulsively. Mouth open as wide he could and biting down around the wound. He was careful of it! Before could let go through the doctor had already turned back around. Two of them just staring at each other while he didn't unlatch from his arm. -------

Glaring at the tiny little cup full of red liquid. "You could give that to somebody who actually needs it." Tactic to try getting out of it; knew it was futile but he was stubborn in spite of himself. Looking from it up at them, "See I'm fine." Followed by the cough that he couldn't stifle any longer. "I'll give you something to wash it down; sooner it's over with the sooner you can move on from it." Dead silence as well there was an point being made. Nix thought for an moment, "Can I wash it down with apple juice?" An brief look he could tell was probably disgust. Yet clearly the possible cooperation outweighed whatever it had been about. And he did stay put while they left to get some. Wondering how the flavors would mix with curiosity. But then the awful liquid was back and he wasn't handed the apple juice immediately. Wanted to drink both at the same time but fine what an buzzkill tactic. Downing it with lots of nose scrunching and faces before chugging the glass of apple juice. "Batteries taste better than that." Way too casually but he'd been dragged for medical attention for that before as well. So it earned just an little sigh and something of an when did you last lick an battery to which he just shrugged.

[silverselfshippingchaos]

AJSJWBDKQHW he's such a dork!!