#giving shit. shit from a BUTT
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synthville · 2 years ago
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when raffi said “that’s bullshit” she was talking about this season btw
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mod2amaryllis · 1 month ago
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I'm glad it's been a relatively uncomplicated pregnancy but that means i was not prepared for the home stretch misery. like girl! my sciatica!!!
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moeblob · 9 months ago
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Shavuli !
She's just. Into rocks. It's fine. She likes to collect shiny rocks. (this is dice related and I am not apologizing for giving her this trait)
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artemis-requiem · 1 year ago
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Ppl who read only wfa and fanfiction can not call them selves real fans of these characters. I don’t care if I sound gatekeepy but I’ve read enough shit here that makes absolutely no sense and it’s terrible. And then y’all will try to say fanon is better then canon when is the same amount of steaming hot shit just this time with everyone being one dimensional and boring. Please pick up a comic and don’t tell me you can’t afford on cause there are ways to get it for free
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saint-hymn · 2 months ago
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hey i changed my blog url that's all
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phier · 8 months ago
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Unending Grief
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grungusdollar · 27 days ago
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ohhhhh im over today
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aro-aizawa · 3 months ago
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trying to draw a non-sexualised butt w clothes on is one of my biggest challenges yet......
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randum-famdoms · 3 months ago
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I find it pretty funny how at least half of my posts have tags as long or longer than the post itself
#the tags are where the real interesting thoughts go#this is my rambling place#I can think of at least 5 posts only 1-2 sentences long with like 20 tags#I’m a court jester. how good I am at that job is up for debate - but I’m a jester nonetheless#am I adding meaningless tags to this post for the bit? yes. yes I am.#but have I don’t this many many times not on purpose? also yes. yes I have.#seriously just browse my og post tag that proof is all there#anyway. how y’all been?#rn I’m drawing fan art and posting on tumblr instead of doing my school work#my mom says my cat smells like shit but I can’t smell anything and his butt is clean#to be fair to her my sense of smell is at like 5% strength at all times#pre Covid it was like 20% and then I was doomed to only smell the strongest stuff in the world for the rest of my life#I can’t smell candles unless I snort it so close the flames burn my nose hairs#so instead I buy incense#cause I can smell that without getting burned#my mom hates it cause it gives her a headache#I have learned how to taste medium strength smells to compensate#like a fuckin snake#kinda like how some blind people learn echolocation#I can smell the litter box though! I hate it!#like thanks universe; of all the few things I can smell you make me Suffer#I also hate cleaning dishes cause of that because damp old food being washed down the drain to coagulate together right in front of my face#it smells awful and I’d rather not that be the only thing I smell all day#so instead I just put dishes away#I also hate vacuuming#not for smell reasons; our vaccum just sucks and it turns really easily and runs away from me#I’d rather use a broom; they’re predictable#and if shit gets in the carpet I’ll crawl around with a tiny hand vacuum#oh look I reached tag limit. nice.#randum thots
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floral-hex · 8 months ago
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in the ER for the second time this week. They put me in the stinky room 😒
#ANXIOUS!#I’M GONNA DIE!#been told I’m getting some Ativan to take home so I’m thankful.#my anxiety has been SO bad this past week#full blown panic throughout the day#and I’m so hungry and dehydrated but haven’t been able to stomach eating or drinking#although… gosh I did have an awesome burger last night. that was the only good thing I’ve eaten all week.#can���t afford to only eat hamburgers tho#so… gonna go home from here eventually. take some meds. try to sleep.#this room stinks and has a bunch of junk in it#they had me pee in a portable urinal instead of letting me do my urine test in the bathroom 😒#the nurses were super nice tho#I’m so on edge#I feel so pathetic#I’m scared to go home and feel the panic again#I just want to sleep and feel better#I told the doctor they gave me .5 Ativan last time and he scoffed at how small that amount was#but hopefully the script gets filled and it’s not a billion dollars and I can make it to Wednesday#where also hopefully my doctor will give me a longer prescription for something#I’m gonna beg him#I’ll suck your dick dude. I’ll do whatever. I just don’t want to feel that panic anymore.#it’s been a whole lotta me saying ‘I know I should have done this sooner but I didn’t and now I’m fucked. help me.’#THIS being getting back on meds and going back to therapy and on and on#but here we are. it’s been the weekend.#can’t schedule shit on the weekend#just gotta call everyone when I can tomorrow and hope they all can see me soonish#gosh…. ER trip Thursday night and then primary can’t see me until a week later. sucks butts.#too much rambling. good distraction. sorry to bother you.#you can ignore this#text
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yaoiplug · 10 months ago
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moechies · 9 months ago
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gojo nd geto dealing with a super twitchy nd sensitive girl :<
“hold still.” gojo grins from behind you, his pudgy cock head pressed directly onto your glossy hole.
“how cute.” geto mewls from in front of you, legs sprawled out right before you. his belittling words drag a hot heat to your cheeks, pouting at their teasing. “she’s so nervous, satoru. what have y’done to her?”
“not true! m-m not nervous !” you blurt in defense, a ‘threatening’ squeeze to geto’s thigh.
gojo laughs again, sliding his shaft in between your fat warm folds, gathering your slick. “haven’t done anything, she’s just sensitive. isn’t that right ?”
the sensation has you gasping for air, cunt twitching excessively. “hnn.. t-toru, no—“
“all she does is whine. touch her tits, she’ll whine, touch this little pussy ‘nd she’ll whine too. cute, no?” gojo gloats, exhaling before prodding his dick further into your squelchy cunt.
“sooo cute.” geto groans , reaching out his hand to grope at your tit. you squeal when the rough pads of his fingers come in contact with your nipples, squeezing hard at the sensitive buds. you proved him right.
he can’t help the guttural groan that falls upon his lips watching you squirm away from the sensation, just to accidently push yourself deeper onto his best friends cock. your spongy walls convulse around gojo’s cock, taking in every inch, every vein of his shaft inside you.
“t-toru !”
“y’did it to yourself cutie.” he giggles, supporting your body by the fat of your hips as it begins to melt against the sheets.
tears build against your lash line, and it doesn’t last long before they spill down your flushed cheeks. you watch through blurry lenses as geto’s hand comes down to relief his aching bulge, eyes boring into your irresistible expression.
“come put y’r mouth on it, doll.” you give geto a small nod, moving yourself slowly before your lips come in contact with his fat tip. you shiver at the pre that smears against your lips, tongue coming out to lick at the salty slick. your mewls and moans are uncontrollable, body thrusting back and forth from the man pounding your poor cunt from behind.
he doesn’t slow, no matter what you plan to do, feeling his balls slap over and over against your round butt. whispers of ‘shit, shit, shit,’ that fall from his lips every 5 seconds, although gojo would scold you for using such foul language all the time.
“that’s it.” geto praises as you finally wrap your swollen lips around his shaft, tongue swirling around his pulsing tip and pressing into it. he winces at the sensation, unable to control himself as you lower your heaty mouth onto his cock.
“s’good, satoru. y’r so lucky.” geto giggles, gentle fingers coming up to wipe at your tears.
gojo sighs at the sight of you mouthing his best friend, but not in a negative sense. more so in a way that he prefers this so much more.
“that’s right.”
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gaywineauntsstuff · 3 months ago
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Sometimes I feel like us as the bat family fandom forget how starry eyed people get about Nightwing canonically.
Because with the exception of early era Tim most of the Batkids are like. lol that’s my loser older brother or some variation of yeah…he’s some guy I guess? He helps me with homework?
And Nightwing is the canonically a center of multiversal light.
When Heroes meet Nightwing they do the vigorous handshake and the “it’s an honor to meet you sir, I have heard so much about you oh my god”
There are so many character where they are literally shown giggling and kicking their feet whenever Nightwing talks to them.
Even the people who don’t have the celebrity level worship of him respect the hell out of him and call him as soon as they need help.
From raven to Starfire to Superman to Superboy to all or the flashes there is so much respect and awe given to this one dude.
And it is deserved
But imagine you are Damian Wayne and you’ve been working with what 90% of the people you’ve met (all bats) have been calling an embarrassment to your father’s legacy.
Your mother hates him and your Grandfather doesn’t feel that strongly about him.
The red hood calls him an embarrassment and a coward and he couldn’t even keep Red Robin from running away.
Your father tells him that he never should have been Batman
And you’ve worked with him and you know what you think everyone is full of shit about him and you and him the new Batman and Robin are the best no matter what anyone says.
And fuck it the fact he keeps going in a suit that everyone tells him he’s not good enough for is scratching something in your brain that you’re refusing to acknowledge because why would you feel that way? You are the circus freak have nothing in common (shut up)
And then you meet the justice league and all the extended teams.
And people are falling over themselves to listen to a word out of your brothers, your Batman’s mouth. They wait for a nod or headshake and dictate decades worth of planning on it.
Both Drake and Todd’s hero teams ask him for advice with or without their designated bats presence.
The man of steel asks for child rearing advice and wonder woman cracks a joke about a spar
Newer heroes whisper about him in the halls
He’s literally your favorite hero’s favorite hero
And it’s breaking Damian’s Brain
Because well… he kinda gets slapped around in Gotham. He’s the butt of half the jokes the other Batkids make and Dick just smiles and takes it.
The rogues have a bounty on nightwings ass and he gets leered at by goons, rogues, civilians and anti-hero’s alike and he doesn’t say anything.
He lets oracle crack jokes about a pretty face and having to do everything herself
Let’s Jason run the alley despite the fact that apparently he knows how to take it back
Apparently he’s had 12 people tailing Drake since Paris and despite being the man Ra’s Al Ghul calls detective has yet to notice. (Because you can’t tell me Dick was just magically at the right place to catch Tim falling to his death on coincidence)
And necessary to peace talks because he’s the best they have at deescalation
Like imagine you are a child who was raised to believe power is this obvious, all consuming thing. That the ones who control the board are visibly larger than life figures who fought their way to the top and cling to power by even the thinnest hangnail if they had to.
People who ignore simpler morals or an overall greater goal or good
And then you’re taken in by the man who whispers the correct answers into the larger than life figures ear.
Like I feel like that would have such an impact because Dick didn’t take power from anyone to reach his goals, it’s why his siblings don’t really defer to him unless in crisis.
Dick didn’t take power, no people just looked at him and decided he was the best option to give it to.
Everyone basically looked at this kid and went, yeah you’re the future of all heroism.
And if that dude can’t even get Bruce Wayne’s respect what chance does Damian Wayne have
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jacklesraised · 1 year ago
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tumblr i thank you for finally adding a pinned feature so i could get rid of the for you page on my rp blog bc i was tired of the gross contnet you kept reccing me DESPITE MY SAYING TO STOP IT AND BLOCKING ALL THE TAGS but im still not forgiving you for flagging my gifset of seb stans butt when you rec me posts of squishy bits and weenies day in day out
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s0dium · 4 months ago
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Warnings: Werewolf!Toji is whipped, humping, breeding, knots
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Toji is worried about the fact he cant seem to stop fucking, no, breeding you, even when he's not in heat.
At first, he had never thought his constant need to be near you was a problem—he had claimed you long ago, after all. But lately, it felt different, more like an obsession that consumed him the moment he stepped through your door. The second your sweet scent hit him, lemony and mouth-watering, Toji's is already down for the count.
His pupils dilate, wolf ears twitch, his dick strains against his waistband, and his fangs unsheathed in primal response. Before he can even think, he is by your side, his larger muscular body pressed close as you stand at the stove. He rubs himself against your ass, grinding his hardening dick on your butt, desperate, like a puppy in heat.
"Y/n..." He will whine into your ear from behind, burying his nose into the crook of your neck and breathing in your scent. Fuck, he can feel pre-cum dribbling from his tip just inhaling you.
"Baby?" You coo, turning to face him so you can cup his stupidly handsome face in your small hands. Dark eyes stare back at you, wide and droopy, eyebrows furrowed in a plea. How funny is it that a man, a wolf man, as big, tall, and scary as him was now pawing at your sweater and whining like a lost dog?
"Please im so..." He breathes out, biting his lip to stop his fingernails from sharpening into claws. If he had a tail in his human form, it would be wagging wildly right now.
You giggle, running your hands through his silky dark hair.
"You're so pathetic" you whisper, delivering a kiss to his jugular that makes Toji whine.
"I'm so pathetic..." he hums tilting is chin up so you can nibble at his skin.
From there he is a victim of his instincts.
There is no warning when he completely bottoms out inside of you, walls throbbing as he seems to get bigger with every inch slipping into your quivering hole. He moans at how warm you are, it's nothing like his fist or that stupid fleshlight you got him for when your away.
“S-shit baby so warm n'tight" he groans and presses his own messy kisses into your squealing mouth. His pelvic bone rubs on your clit as he jackhammers into you, the base of his cock swelling and stretching your gummy walls wide.
"Love you, love you so much, wanna make you a mom, give you my babies~” He’s babbling now, lips hungrily sucking your nipples like milk was going to come out. The sheer collision of his tip against your cervix as he slammed into you was making your brain go numb. Just when you don't think you can cum again, he rips another one out of you and god does it feel amazing. It's like your flying in euphoria as thousands of flesh arrows send pleasure across your body.
Tojis soft ears suddenly twitch and peak up to a point his eyes screw themselves close. "F-fuck, m’gonna cum inside.” he cuts off with a groan of his own, shooting thick white ropes of his cum into your swollen n wanting womb. He kept cumming inside of you, strings and strings of hot cum filling you up as he held you in his arms. It made your body shake, his load weighing at your stomach like it was forming a bulge with how much there was.
“Your gonna make such a good mom baby” his ears twitch at his own words, mind going foggy at the thought of you round and swollen with his children.
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snekdood · 1 year ago
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i understand its sensitive. i understand you got other problems in your life. but when its so easy to just *not* do something, when it hardly takes away from your life besides not pleasing your every sensibility? what the fuck is the restraint for
#you dont need beef.#you dont need to flick your cigg butts in the woods.#you don't need to be wasteful.#you dont need to be apathetic and not give a fuck about anything but yourself.#so many of yall have the 'fuck you got mine' mindset w/o the actually 'got mine' part yet.#and i hope the fuck you dont bc its the only fucking thing tethering you to give a shit about anything that isnt you.#ive heard enough rappers who talk about the struggle come up and then talk shit on poor black ppl and not contribute to helping#other black ppl enough times to know plenty a yall would be no different in a similar situation.#some of you are only here for your 'coalition building' for your own fucking self.#as soon as you get a chance to get out? as soon as the devil gives you that contract? you dont give A FUCK who you step on.#even if they were the only ones lifting you the fuck up.#its the same fucking reason that yall will side with the alt right as soon as you can and step on all the jewish ppl in your lives.#once you get that acceptance? that supposed reassurance that 'you'll be fine'? suddenly all your fucks go out the window.#i will sit at rock bottom till theres no one else down here but me. thats the difference between me and you.#i came from money and left that shit. because my fucks for humanity is greater than whatever luxuries i could get.#thats the difference between me and you.#no human. no animal. no plant. none if its below me or above me. ill lift it all the fuck up on my fucking own if i fucking have to.
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