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Cultural Artifact

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"you don't owe anyone anything" You are a tar pit. Speak for yourself. I personally owe the cafe employees my dishes put away and my friends a listening ear and small scared insects a cup and a gentle trip outside. Hyperindividualism is a rancid infection borne of capitalism and willfully misinterpreted therapyspeak and I will defy it by continuing to be kind regardless of whether or not it benefits me personally

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Ugh this happened to me recently when buying tickets to see mcr. My boomer dad had a full on crash out about it

it's genuinely bullshit that you should be required to own a mobile phone for participation in literally any aspect of life

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Move aside swagless boutta get a new Wizard’s Staff that comes loaded with spells like “open locked doors” and “dismantle car”

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¿Pero que lleva en esa maleta?

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i think it's fucked up that there are plants that decided they wanted to eat meat

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“I’m here for noises” so perfectly sums up my attitude toward music and I’m (respectfully) stealing it, thanks

Things are happening in MCR world and I really wish I understood any of it

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y’all ever see a piece of fan content about your favorite character that is so horrifically different from what you personally believe and you just

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Now grab some crayola acrylics and paint something on the patch job

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Percentage of my life spent on fanfiction

if you enter the afterlife and they gave a stat sheet for everything in your life what random stat are you checking first

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He even kinda looks like the guy, damn

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Terry pratchett taught me that not only is language a scam, but it is perfectly valid and in fact good to call it out for its silly pyramid scheme

Me: *agonizing over whether a semicolon goes here, what the proper dialogue should be there, other assorted rules and semantics*

Terry Pratchett: "!" said the stranger.

THAT'S ALLOWED?

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Oh hello, funny seeing you out here in the wild

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Genies can only grant wishes that are things that an ordinary person could do, just better and faster. The jinn are the creations of a divine being, and so they are part of the divine plan and cannot defy the natural order of things; a wish granted by a jinni can’t turn the day into night or the sea into yogurt, but if you wish for a temple to be built, a jinni will build it by hand, the way men do, and have it done in a day.

If you need a wish granted that defies the natural order you gotta catch a leprechaun, because no god was involved in their creation whatsoever. They just kinda showed up one day in the nineteenth century. The Aos Sí have no idea what their deal is

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STOP CALLING ME OUT

Oh ok so it turns out ive been borrowing grief from the future ! it turns out ive been preparing to lose the things i love rather than basking in the light of them while they last. Maybe i should nt do that

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If a girl is to do the same superman thing where he takes off his disguise, we just look pervy. Not the same effect

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YES. THIS ONE, THIS ONE I WANT

what if instead of having a fake name for internet personal-life purposes we could have a fake name for professional work-life purposes