#gets a female bestie

[cosmossnake]

By the Gods! I love their friendship so much!

Those two are the best of friends. I just love them!

Ruin giving relationship tips to Ballora was so cute.

Ruin: I did have a romantic relationship before.

Everyone proceds to start circling him like children listening to their grandma tell a story about their past*

And I adore how everyone in the comment section was like: It was Monty wasn't it?

I kinda hoping it is.

I LOVE the nickname Ballora gave to Ruin, of Ruru, upon noticing it probably had some bad memories related to it, but i have to admit it caught me off guard for a moment, it brought back some dark memories.

Looks back at my Undertale phase*

Dark times.

[pettyprocrastination]

I'm sorry to the gang but I think initially Aemond is a bad lover.

Like, to actually think about it.

His first ever sexual interaction is with a prostitute twice his age that he was coerced into by his older brother, and it seems like he's never seen that woman again until season one when he returned to the brothel in search of aegon hence her speaking on how much he's grown since she last saw him which he seemed visibly uncomfortable within.

It's likely that his interaction with Sylvie was his first and only sexual interaction.

Which means that when he married you and it comes time to consummate your marriage and try for an heir. The sex is...less than ideal.

It's methodical and routine. Your husband above you rutting into you until he cums and then some because the maestro said his seed must "settle" for a child to take hold.

In his mind, sex is done out of obligation and dedication. It's an expectation for a man of a noble house to sire a son to continue the name. And what does he know of pleasure? The vile whispers his brother croons with no intention other than to see his younger brother uncomfortable? The prostitute he laid with before he was even a man himself? Those situations did nothing but make his skin crawl- it's no wonder that his sex is nothing further than noble obligation to his wife and his lineage.

It's less than an issue in your eyes until a knight tasked with standing guard by your door each night speaks I'll of the prince to his brothers in arms.

It spreads like wildfire before the day is even finished. What was once gentle ribbing between men in arms became vile wishes towards you- the dragon prince's wife. Conversation of how it's "a damn shame to let a pretty little thing like her go to waste" and how if they had their chance they'd show you how a proper man lays with a woman.

And maybe one idiotic son of a lord brought into the kingsguard, egged on by too much wine and the racacous laughter of his brethren jests that perhaps one night he'll slip into your room and show you how a proper man fucks when your husband is a way.

"Let the cyclops ride his dragon if it means the princess will ride mine."

Unfortunate for him that our husband happened to be entering the training yard just in time to hear his promise to his brothers in arms.

Now the thing with Aemond is that he's deeply prideful, but also so, so, so desperate for approval. He's spent his entire life chasing it and getting so little in return. His mother was insistent on what makes a good husband- loyalty, dedication, listening to ones wife unlike the way he watched his father wave away her concerns all throughout his childhood. He was adamant about being the proper husband in every strict tradition and stiff display of affection he offered you-

but nobody helped him with sex. So to learn through the vile words of some idiotic guards that he has left his wife wanting becomes the only thought in his mind and must be rectified.

You've only just begun your day when your husband slips into your room, telling whoever is stationed by your door to leave as he locks it behind him before standing before you, hands twitching and eye looking anywhere in the room but you.

So nervous, like a little boy all over again.

When you ask him gently what's wrong he does not hide it from you.

"I have left you wanting, haven't I?"

You let out an incredulous laugh, so taken aback by the blunt question you don't know what would be an appropriate response.

To say he hasn't would be a lie.

To say he has could harm his ego, further spurring his rage.

Instead, you gently cup his face where a pale hand envelopes your own.

"Most men do not concern themselves with the comfort of their wife."

Your blaise response hurts more than saying yes.

"I am not most men."

Your husband, the crown prince and rider of a generations old war hardened beast, looks at you with eager eyes and tells you- asks you to show him how you wish to be touched.

How to fuck you.

You spend the night In his arms, gentle guiding him on where you wish to be kissed, bitten, and licked. How to hold you, where to touch and how hard. Your husband is a receptive one, content to go for hours upon hours until your legs are trembling and there are tears in your eyes because once he learned the utter euphoria of seeing your sing his name in the breathy moan there was nothing he desired more in this wretched world to hear it again and again and again.

When you do finally rest, bodies slick with sweat and exhaustion creeping through your veins, you find yourself wrapped in his arms and his head tucked into the crook of your shoulder. He says nothing about siring a child, or the maestros advice, but simply kisses the spot just beneath your ear before letting himself slowly drift into a deep sleep, the first moment within your marriage that he is truly relaxed in your presence.

The next morning his family is kind enough to say nothing of the bite marks lining your neck as you eat breakfast, just as they are mindful to not ask of the head that once belonged to a member of the kings guard that now belonged on a spike before the castle walls.

[ef-1]

labour | female rage playlist, part 2

[ninkaku]

strange behaviour from the arcane fandom when a woman that has relations with another woman goes down a darker path and people condemn her whereas if she was a man in love with another man this would be lapppped up as “toxic yaoi”. please get a grip

[rooolt]

the real tragedy of cobra kai is that I do genuinely think, barring literally everything that happened, hawk and sam could have honestly fucked with each other and gotten along very well and now they literally never will because of, well, the everything

[fistfuloflightning]

Your sister told me the most interesting story about Sect Leader Yao just now… Is it truth? You know very well A-Sang has a way of twisting words for her own entertainment. It will be shortly~

Nie-zongzhu and Nie-furen, seconds before all hell breaks loose, courtesy of Nie Huaisang.

[ayrennaranaaldmeri]

i will say is seeing people unironically go 'gale's arc is about how bad he is at communicating' is just the funniest fucking thing i have read in my entire life and i haven't laughed that much at something since the early access conspiracy theories

[aro-aizawa]

i love when you're just vibing w a new game and you have loose ideas of the characters and suddenly you're hit w a "oh man i have a new favourite don't i" bc uhhhh yeah

[possamble]

realizing im kind of a weirdo about laios and marcille

[vole-mon-amour]

This dynamic is way too familiar for these two. Johnny criticizing & Kerry going from angry as fuck to being all sad and mentally crushed.

Kerry is constantly worried that Johnny might've been right, but then what would Johnny do if he was alive and wanted to still create music and be successful? Maybe continue to be a rebel. Or maybe become just as desperate. Or stay depressed and eventually blow himself up —if not in 2023, then somewhere in the near future as the corporations consume every bit of the world. More than he has ever seen that happening before.

Honestly, I wish Kerry could hear him during this moment. Because Johnny seems to be forgetting himself for a moment and talks directly to Kerry. I would LOVE to see Kerry's reaction to that. Or at least let V say it out loud for Kerry.

Plus, Kerry already looks so unhinged to the Us Cracks, that if he starts yelling at Johnny ("You're the one to talk", huh?) out of nowhere, I can't even imagine their reaction beside calling the security immediately.

Anyway, this right here is how the selfie should've went. Just let me add V there. It's a shame Johnny disappears as soon as she gets up for the selfie (even though there's probably the 'Johnny's dead, work with your actual reality' kind of sentiment).

...and so working with reality I did. This is a family portrait of sorts. Blue Moon is bugged high out of her mind.

What I also find interesting about the entire interaction is that Kerry smiled for the camera, but when he tells V she can go 'cause "the girls need help", he looks disgusted and miserable at the way the girls talk about music. He is definitely old school. Man, I'd be, too, because it's basically a matter of actually writing and signing your own songs vs some AI (or edited to the point of being unrecognizable) corporate bullshit.

But then again, better he finds a way to work and tour with them and enjoy the new wave of fame than gets thrown out of the club and a restriction order down the line.

[decisions-at-3am]

We met waiting for the train. And when it went astray, You asked if I'd seen it pass. I said I thought it was delayed.

Apparently that's all it took, To strike up a conversation. The world seems less lonely. What luck, I was at the station.

[blackynsupremacy]

me when i see my mutuals put out that good ass content while getting a bag and an education. real hot girl shit!

[worstloki]

Comedic potential of Loki with any of the OG Avengers is unmatched.

Thor: literally brothers. Does the adoption play into this? Does the alien culture play into this? How long has this being going on? Did this legit start AFTER Loki became a villain? What is Thor on??

Natasha: rogue on rogue violence. stealing the only female member of the team fr

Tony: their first meeting had Tony thrown out a window so I guess that’s an indicator of what they’re into?? They probably don’t have arguments bc they both have PTSD so there’s a benefit

Steve: legitimately a National Icon of Righteousness. natural progression for a trickster archetype. The blonde haired blue eyed one. What are Thor’s thoughts on this.

Clint: at least one of them has committed serious hate crimes on the other. Clint is going to be made fun of so much for this. Stockholm syndrome REAL??! Not clickbait!!!!!! 🚨

Bruce: love at first smash. Violent criminal falls in love with softhearted comfy clothes Avenger

[rotting-inkblot]

Most of your rafe/barry/Sofia works are rafe/barry, rafe/Sofia, barry & Sofia. And I was wondering how they would decide to get into this dynamic, like was rafe dating both of them privately and they both found out, or was he open about it and they where like fine yeah I'll date you even though your already in a relationship, like how did it happen.

I haven’t thought about it entirely? But in a Sofia/rafe/barry scenario I always imagine that Rafe/Barry were the first but were never fully monogamous — accidentally fell in love and put off admitting it for as long as possible, only let walls down when they were high out of their minds or wasted, or in the early hours the day after, never lingering, etc etc etc, trailerclub angsty shit — and had a mutual agreement (probably came to without ever actually talking about it) that they could still sleep around, either for appearances or just for fun.

Then there’s an overlap where Rafe starts hooking up with Sofia and accidentally falls in love AGAIN but puts off talking about it, so there’s likely like… a month or so of Barry fully aware and Sofia just blissfully ignorant, and then eventually I imagine Rafe and Sofia kinda-sorta talk about their relationship and Rafe mentions not wanting to ‘pick’ or something and Sofia asks enough questions to get out of him that he’s “kinda with someone else who knows about [her]” but still wants Her too, but because he’s Rafe Cameron and is shit at feelings and talking about them, he keeps it annoyingly vague

And then eventually, being the observant girlie she is in my brain, she picks up on the lingering touches and stares between Rafe and that one guy he invites to all his parties, the way they sit just a liiiittle too close together and lean into each other when they really don’t need to, and brings it up to Rafe and explains that she’s chill with it, she just wants him happy and maybe to be able to get to know Barry!

I simply don’t believe Sofia or Barry are monogamous people, they’re both way too queer for that to me, very comfortable and secure for the most part (if we ignore Barry’s issues with his own emotional repression and Sofia’s insecurities around her being working class), if anything I think Rafe would be the one to be weirded out by the prospect of dating two people at once in a way that’s NOT cheating, so when he finds a girl he actually loves and respects enough to not want to betray her like that he just gets super conflicted and puts everything on hold until he’s figured it out (but both his partners just figure it out for him because this boy is… useless—)

[queeraliensposts]

Just found out my toxic friend from elementary school grew up to be a TERF 💀

[soljierpg]

I don't need sleep I need to learn more about Lilith Darkstalkers Aensland