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Petit jeu 🧍♂️😁 🐖 entre amis !
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👋 Bel après-midi
#funny video#petit jeu entre amis#cute animals#animal#porc#pig#pork#funny pig#cerceau#cute pig#hula hoop#funny animals#bel après midi#fidjie fidjie
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March Of The Piggies...
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Download wallpapers dalmatian piglet, 4k, domestic animals, pigs, funny animals, piglets, funny pig for desktop free
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this is, honest to god, one of the funniest ads ive seen in a long time.
#patrick stewart#hey arnold#reno 911#halo#creed#pepa pig#dora the explorer#Knuckles#surivor#drew berrymore#wtf#peacock#funny#video#football#super bowl
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Did you know guinea pigs are born just like. Tiny adults? They’re fully cooked. They come out, eyes open, fully furred, ready to do the whole array of guinea pig activities.
I learned this as a child. I was perhaps ten when this story took place. Our female guinea pig was pregnant, but she’d gotten mites and needed a bath. She was wildly pregnant. Bulging at the seams with babies. Ready to burst at any moment because all the babies needed to stay in there long enough to be full pigs. But we wanted to avoid the babies all getting mites and needing baths. We failed, they all needed baths. Mites are a bitch.
We knew she had three babies cooking in there. How did we know? We could feel each individual bulge in her belly. My mom was overseeing the pig bath but I was pretty much just doing my own thing, scrubbing her gently, rinsing the soap carefully.
After the bath our mother pig was not in the best mood. I was carrying her back to her freshly made mite free bedding when she’d had enough.
I was acutely aware that I was holding four lives in my childish grip, and I bore her along as if she were made of precious jewels and spun glass. Balanced in my hands I could feel the bulge of each of her babies slithering wetly around under her skin.
Which is why when she hauled off and sank her teeth into the meat of my hand I didn’t flinch. I didn’t drop her. I bore her as carefully and steadily as if I weren’t now bleeding freely, and I set her gently into her pig palace.
As I drew my hands away I screamed:
“FUCK!!!”
I then turned to look at my mother, who’d been watching the process intently.
I was fully aware that I had just done the worst possible swear directly in front of an authority figure and was very probably going to be punished. My mom was looking at me with a blank expression that I was waiting to turn stormy or disappointed.
“That must have hurt a lot,” was all she said.
She helped me throughly clean and bandage the bite. All the babies were born healthy and sound, looking like someone had used a shrink ray on trio of a guinea pigs.
Years later my mother confided in me that contrary to my belief that she’d be angry for swearing what she’d felt for me in that moment was overwhelming pride that in the face of pain and shock I had refused to let harm befall my little charges.
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one of my top contenders for funniest lines in this game
#pigs requesting smenefjlikeitdnotbodfiebngidnwdmdm#it’s so fucking funny 😭#I SURE AM!#disco elysium#harry du bois#harrier du bois#kim kitsuragi#cuno#disco elysium cuno#cuno de ruyter#kuuno de ruyter#de#1k#5k#10k#15k#20k
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Cubone Pet Masks made by mcmaster3d
#pokemon#halloween#costumes#nintendo#gaming#cubone#anime#video games#dogs#pets#cute animals#halloween costumes#spooky season#spooky#october#fall#autumn#props#cosplay#gameboy#90s#guinea pig#rabbit#animals#funny#cute#retro#retrogaming
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big fan of the semi-recurring bit where they wait to see if Laios gets poisoned before they start eating
#dungeon meshi#hes their guinea pig#senshis suspicious eyes are so funny#ive been going back and looking at the manga panels for certain moments cuz i havent read em in awhile
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headcanon that percy and annabeth have a relationship contract they made after they got together once the war came to pass. they outlined it on paper in percy's bedroom. typed up a final draft using sally's laptop. and printed out and laminated it at the local library on their two month anniversary. and they abide by it like it's the law.
#“if one or both parties adopt an animal of any kind both parties in said relationship are characterized as it's legal parental guardian”#“if percy mentions the sphinx incident from the labyrinth to an outside party of which were not on the quest” ->#“annabeth can post photos of a guinea pig around camp half-blood and notify its residents of the events on circe's island”#“the two parties shall meet twice a month to remain up-to-date on whether each parties needs are being met within the relationship”#“if one party fails to acknlwledge the monthly anniversaries of said relationship” ->#“the other party can threaten divorce regardless of applicability”#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo text post#pjo#pjo headcanon#percy jackson#annabeth chase#percabeth#percabeth headcanon#percabeth fluff#percabeth cute#percabeth being amazing#percabeth being the cutest to ever not exist#percabeth funny#percabeth for the win#annabeth definitely threatened to divorce percy on their one-month anniversary during their trip to paris#i dont make the rules#(yes i do)
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Monster Tidbits - Marcille's Army
#Dungeon Meshi#dungeon meshi spoilers#Monster Tidbits#Marcille's Army#Flying pig#Jackalope#it's so fucking funny he didn't know what a jackalope was#Laios Touden#chilchuck tims#Shuro#Toshiro nakamoto#namari
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Une pomme ? 🍎 Servez-vous ! 😁 🐗
Source: X
#short video#humour#funny video#pommiers#goûter#pomme#apple#cute boar#funny pig#cochon#funny animals#cute pigs#animaux#funny#fidjie fidjie
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Cuteness overload
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Time to go home
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