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"I work for a company with an incredibly generous 15 day sick day policy" pisses me right off. Fuck you, America.
Signed, someone in a civilised country who gets six months.
Yeeeeeah. We're all pretty jealous and in awe of your civilized work benefits. Can we come live with you??? What's it like just never having to deal with burnout???? How does it feel to just, like, stay home and recover from an illness instead of trying to work through it?
I currently work for a company that has "unlimited paid time off," it's literally half the reason I accepted the job, and all of my friends are SHOCKED by how generous this policy is.
Workplace Benefits and Other Cool Side Effects of Employment
Did we just help you out? Tip us!
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or multiple cops
#text#i mentioned this once and a couple people were like What the fuck do you mean school cop so .#is this a murica thing
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NORMALIZE
SLUT SHAMING
ALEXANDER HAMILTON.
#bruv cheated on his wife and thought we would just move on?#i think the fuck not my good sir.#...ngl this is a joke#but its not at the same time.#...anyway#alexander hamilton#hamilton#AL-EX-AN-D-ER WE ARE MEANT TO BE#murica#🇺🇸
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you can’t tell in the photo but i’m being swarmed by bugs and am getting sunburnt while i wait for my car to charge at the free chargers in the park 🌞
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Never forget. Israel has no right to defend itself. It is an occupier. Long live the resistance!!!
#emotionalhealth#nomorelosers#islam#nomorebullshit#financialfreedom#fuck trump#black lives matter#murica#free palestine#from the river to the sea palestine will be free#free yemen#free lebanon#free syria#israel is committing genocide#israel is a terrorist state#israel is an apartheid state#fuck biden#fuck netanyahu#israel is an illegal occupier#israel is a war criminal#israhell
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The prophecy has been fulfilled 😒
#politics#memes#us politics#american politics#anti donald trump#mean girls#murica#lol#mine#fuck donald trump#(disrespectfully)
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"This is Dr. Death Defying, signing off."
*freedom noises*
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I hate this country
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#politics#usa politics#missouri#georgia#united states of america#america#united states#usa news#usa#kamala harris#election#trump#biden#harris#kamala for president#vote kamala#kamala 2024#fuck trump#fuck this#voting#american politics#us election#election 2024#us election 2024#Fuck people who didn’t vote#are you fucking kidding me#desteil#’murica
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just looked at my first election map today and nearly vomited from sheer anxiety so you know it's going well 🦅🇺🇸🎆✌️
#murica fuck yeah I might not have any actual rights tomorrow hahahahaha 🙃🙃🙃#like. it's JUST starting for realsies polls are JUST closing in some places so it's still really early#I just am like holy fuck#every one that isn't a rich white man take my hand. I hope we make it.#us politics#erin explains it all
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me when i’m an illegal venezuelan alien in a springfield, ohio prison and communist kamala forces me to have a transgender operation performed by newly aborted 10 year olds on steroids who don’t know they’re alive.
#🏳️⚧️💉🚫⚖️👽🏢#murica#why do i live here like i have other citizenships that i identify more strongly with so i could go somewhere else#i could go back to the fucking eu#which as much as it fails by my commie standards it is at least slightly more coherent#presidential debate#kamala harris#donald trump
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anotha day, anotha american pro pali dolla 🤺
what have we covered up until now about the American Main Character Syndrome regarding the middle east conflict and Israel?
US taxes do not subsidize the israeli average life, the US ✨invests✨ in mostly private in the military (IDF, as it sees the importance of having at least one democratic allay in such a dangerous region.
most of the US taxes, stay in the US.
Today on the agenda:
🚨🥁🚨🥁🚨
“THE ISRAELI GOVERNMENT WAS CHOSEN BY THE ISRAELI PEOPLE, SO THOSE FEW EXTREMISTS DO REFLECT ON THE ISRAELI SOCIETY”
long story short? the israeli voting system is very different than the one in the US.
🔥SHOCKING FACT🔥
the prime minister is not directly chosen by the people. citizens choose a party, so he should be the leader (“number one”) of that party, then the party has to be the largest (most seats) party of the winning bloc and the leader should be able to build a coalition of at least 61 from the 120 seats in the knesset, which is basically the israeli parliament.
so that’s how dear netanyahu, as the leader for the past 20 years of the largest party in the usually winning right bloc (the right usually wins with a 60%+- 😒) has been the prime minister. not because people vote for him.
and that my self centered friends, is without mentioning the horrific political crisis israel has been going through since 2018, where no one was able to build a coalition up until 2022. then in 2022 came another crisis when fanatics netanyahu did business with to form a coalition (and for personal issues that are for a completely different day) came to cash in with passing a crazy law that gives the government the ability to overpower the supreme court & the public went C R A Z Y. after almost a year of manifesting against the law and the extremists flooding the knesset , in comes ✨hamas✨ seizing the moment for what they’ve been waiting and training for for months.
TLDR: netanyahu was never specifically chosen by the people.
#israel#usa#politics#i really love a lot of you but boiiii do american have to CHILL THE FUCK OUT#you can literally smell their posts from miles and not in a good way#and i know it’s not all of you i’m a little ashamed of writing it cause it’s not fair#but when you know it’s an american it’s always one and it’s not good 😕#and to my jews in murica STAY STRONG WE WILL GET THROUGH THIS AND BE STRONGER AND BETTER AS FUCKING ALWAYS#antisemitism#jumblr
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West Bank settlers brutally attack Palestinians and American volunteers day after ICJ rules Israeli occupation illegal
#gaza#israel#gaza strip#gazaunderattack#israel is a terrorist state#genocide#jerusalem#palestine#free palestine#free gaza#west bank#israhell#fuck israel#israeli occupation#icj#icj ruling#icj genocide case#icj hearing#crimes against humanity#apartheid#icj case#united nations#america#united states of america#usa#murica#trump#americans
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you have to be liquefied and turned into pig slop you nationalist
It's not nationalist to consider free speech important, and recognize that there isn't a single country on earth where it's nearly as secure as the United States.
It's not nationalist to observe that the United States has kept international trade flowing at our own expense for seventy years and made the entire world vastly richer, bringing the populations of many countries out of poverty, by doing it.
It's not nationalist to value an individualist culture where no one is tied down to what their parents and neighbors think, where you can just hit the bricks and move to another town or the big city and find people you like better. Nor to observe that the US is wildly better at protecting individual rights and individual freedom, and fuck any group who wants to tell you you have to suffer to make a group better off in a way where they can't even point to a specific person they're helping.
It's not nationalist to note that, for all our arguments about immigration, we're still better than anyone else at taking immigrants in and giving them full citizenship. It would be nationalist to claim that they ought to want to do that in the US of A rather than the UK or Italy or Romania or Brazil. But since the prospective immigrants seem to believe that themselves, it's certainly not nationalist to observe that we are better than anyone else at giving them their wish, and considering it important to allow immigrants to get what they want is pretty much the opposite of nationalist.
It's not nationalist to look at our racial problems, which are pretty severe, and compare them to the underclasses of not-properly-citizens in most of Europe and think we look pretty okay. Let alone to look at the racial conflicts that crop up in most countries in Africa and South and Southeast Asia, and note that at least we never have annual death tolls in the thousands.
I don't really know what America has done to make its colleges in higher demand than the many, often significantly older, colleges in Europe, but we're doing something right and it's not nationalist to be pleased we've kept doing it.
The American Dream has never been nationalist; it's a dream that is offered to anyone who likes the idea of America and wants a piece of it themselves. And the Dream may be in danger, but it is definitely not dead.
There are precious few places in the world which have ever tried to be a haven for refugees, emigrants, and people locked out of opportunity where they were born, and none of them but America have succeeded. The closest is probably Israel, for a narrow but sorely needed set of emigrants, and look how that's turned out.
So yeah, I'm pretty proud of the United States of America, despite its problems. We are, by objective measures, very impressive, richer and freer and more welcoming than the competition, and that's worth being proud of, if only so we remember to protect it.
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The world is now starting to condemn IsraFake after they killed white aid workers. Of course, they deserve global outrage, but so do the 40,000 plus innocent Palestinian lives.
Shame on the US for supporting this hellscape. Butcher Biden will join Satanyahu in Jahannam.
#emotionalhealth#nomorelosers#islam#nomorebullshit#fuck trump#free palestine#murica#from the river to the sea palestine will be free#israel is a terrorist state#israel is committing genocide#israel is an apartheid state#israel is a war criminal#israel is evil#fuck biden#fuck netanyahu#free free palestine#palestine is a country
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Captain America commission by Italian artist Claudio Castellini.
#claudio castellini#captain america#red skull#bucky#bucky barnes#steve rogers#cap#sentinel of liberty#the first avenger#WW2#1940s#commission#Herman schmidt#patriotic#patriotism#fuck yeah murica#USA#american dream#idealism#hero#super soldier#serum#superhero#leader#avengers#avengers assemble#world war 2#cool comic art#art#comic books
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