#fucking murica

[bitchesgetriches]

"I work for a company with an incredibly generous 15 day sick day policy" pisses me right off. Fuck you, America.

Signed, someone in a civilised country who gets six months.

Yeeeeeah. We're all pretty jealous and in awe of your civilized work benefits. Can we come live with you??? What's it like just never having to deal with burnout???? How does it feel to just, like, stay home and recover from an illness instead of trying to work through it?

I currently work for a company that has "unlimited paid time off," it's literally half the reason I accepted the job, and all of my friends are SHOCKED by how generous this policy is.

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[jerzwriter]

Luigi is charged with TERRORISM. Get the living fuck out of here. Fuck you. This is America - a CEO matters - regular people, SCHOOL CHILDREN do not. FOH.

Fuck this POS country. Hard.

[asraspeaks2]

Zionism is Nazism. They are both rooted deeply in white supremacy.

[victusinveritas]

[mf-rockstar]

NORMALIZE

SLUT SHAMING

ALEXANDER HAMILTON.

[dynamicity-keysmash]

I'm gonna say 2 things that are simultaneously true:

1. The Democratic party must change tactics in order to better reach and persuade the low-propensity, less informed voters that Trump ran the table with. Democratic leaders and operatives need to find a way to make these people feel more at home in the party.

2. I am not a democratic party leader, I am an internet rando, and am thusly at liberty to say FUCK THIS IDIOT COUNTRY. The United Dumbasses of America have truly done it again, putting their fee-fees above any hope of improving living conditions for the working people of this nation. 2/3rds of the country either didn't vote or voted for trump. What a damning indictment of our mouth-breathing republic.

[mylastmoleculeofserotonin]

He Might Shoot Us In our Face

Please enjoy whatever this is

Also, I apologize to Jinx for using her image and likeness like this. She would never be as evil as Elon.

[davekatzdefensesquad]

The prophecy has been fulfilled 😒

[eagle-longing-for-rostau]

[awkward-writes-shit]

[gerardwayscrustyeyeshadow]

"This is Dr. Death Defying, signing off."

*freedom noises*

[caninesfangs]

I hate this country

[asraspeaks2]

Never forget. Israel has no right to defend itself. It is an occupier. Long live the resistance!!!

[victusinveritas]

The laugh and rage reacts on the White House's official Facebook page tell just how far America has fallen even in its own eyes.

[starlightseraph]

me when i’m an illegal venezuelan alien in a springfield, ohio prison and communist kamala forces me to have a transgender operation performed by newly aborted 10 year olds on steroids who don’t know they’re alive.

[queenwille]

anotha day, anotha american pro pali dolla 🤺

what have we covered up until now about the American Main Character Syndrome regarding the middle east conflict and Israel?

US taxes do not subsidize the israeli average life, the US ✨invests✨ in mostly private in the military (IDF, as it sees the importance of having at least one democratic allay in such a dangerous region.

most of the US taxes, stay in the US.

Today on the agenda:

🚨🥁🚨🥁🚨

“THE ISRAELI GOVERNMENT WAS CHOSEN BY THE ISRAELI PEOPLE, SO THOSE FEW EXTREMISTS DO REFLECT ON THE ISRAELI SOCIETY”

long story short? the israeli voting system is very different than the one in the US.

🔥SHOCKING FACT🔥

the prime minister is not directly chosen by the people. citizens choose a party, so he should be the leader (“number one”) of that party, then the party has to be the largest (most seats) party of the winning bloc and the leader should be able to build a coalition of at least 61 from the 120 seats in the knesset, which is basically the israeli parliament.

so that’s how dear netanyahu, as the leader for the past 20 years of the largest party in the usually winning right bloc (the right usually wins with a 60%+- 😒) has been the prime minister. not because people vote for him.

and that my self centered friends, is without mentioning the horrific political crisis israel has been going through since 2018, where no one was able to build a coalition up until 2022. then in 2022 came another crisis when fanatics netanyahu did business with to form a coalition (and for personal issues that are for a completely different day) came to cash in with passing a crazy law that gives the government the ability to overpower the supreme court & the public went C R A Z Y. after almost a year of manifesting against the law and the extremists flooding the knesset , in comes ✨hamas✨ seizing the moment for what they’ve been waiting and training for for months.

TLDR: netanyahu was never specifically chosen by the people.