#’murica

[awkward-writes-shit]

[msfcatlover]

*sees one of those “reblog for money” posts* Ah. Unfortunately, I am on Social Security, so if I reblogged that the US government would be legally allowed to hunt me for sport.

[mbrainspaz]

Out cleaning my windows at 6:50AM on a misty Sunday morning in a ‘be gay do crime’ t-shirt and a flatcap while my dogs amble around snuffling for bits of horse hoof and the only sounds are the rumble of the tractor, birdsong, and some kind of industrial fan running at the mysterious government plant full of big rusty tanks next door.

[msfcatlover]

Can’t even frolick in all those fields, ‘cause you’ll get ticks.

Actually your society is the freaks for shooting everything that moves and burning half your "nature reserves" every year so that upperclass dandies can eat leaded pheasant. North Americans are the well adjusted ones here, your country has become a desolate suburban lawn in island form

[jerzwriter]

Luigi is charged with TERRORISM. Get the living fuck out of here. Fuck you. This is America - a CEO matters - regular people, SCHOOL CHILDREN do not. FOH.

Fuck this POS country. Hard.

[ghostlingpupversailles]

this seems self-centered you know “stereotypical American bs” but I’m curious

[my-name-is-not-kimmy]

[lapdogchase]

or multiple cops

[parfavar]

A TALE TOLD IN 3 POSTS:

Once upon a time in America...

[shiftythrifting]

Special shout-out to this shirt that makes it look like the entire United States is flying in to destroy the Twin Towers.

[komsomolka]

“I stand in solidarity with the people of Palestine and their struggle for liberation”.

Jewish American filmmaker Sarah Friedland speaks in solidarity with the Palestinian people on the 336th day of Israel’s genocide in Gaza, and 76th year of occupation as she accepts the Luigi de Laurentiis prize for best first film for Familiar Touch.

[msfcatlover]

Fucking hell, tumblr, let me put a fucking readmore on this

FIVE TRIES TO PUT A READMORE ON THIS! WHAT THE FUCK?!

When your insurance decides you don’t need your meds when you run out. I thought we fixed this, only to stumble into a completely different loophole for them to deny me service.

Guess I’ll just sit here waiting for the pain to start. Joy…

[ma-re-zo]

Think fast chucklenuts

*Shoots you 53 times*

[4gifs]

[mf-rockstar]

NORMALIZE

SLUT SHAMING

ALEXANDER HAMILTON.

[notaplaceofhonour]