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awkward-writes-shit · 8 days ago

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msfcatlover · 1 year ago

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*sees one of those “reblog for money” posts* Ah. Unfortunately, I am on Social Security, so if I reblogged that the US government would be legally allowed to hunt me for sport.

#This is the single funniest joke I’ve ever made in my life #//#ssi #social security #disability #disability benefits #’murica #USA #classism #ableism #my life #mine

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mbrainspaz · 1 year ago

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Out cleaning my windows at 6:50AM on a misty Sunday morning in a ‘be gay do crime’ t-shirt and a flatcap while my dogs amble around snuffling for bits of horse hoof and the only sounds are the rumble of the tractor, birdsong, and some kind of industrial fan running at the mysterious government plant full of big rusty tanks next door.

#peaceful #’murica #happy Halloween season #spooky season

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msfcatlover · 1 year ago

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Can’t even frolick in all those fields, ‘cause you’ll get ticks.

Actually your society is the freaks for shooting everything that moves and burning half your "nature reserves" every year so that upperclass dandies can eat leaded pheasant. North Americans are the well adjusted ones here, your country has become a desolate suburban lawn in island form

#history #plants #’murica

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ghostlingpupversailles · 7 months ago

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this seems self-centered you know “stereotypical American bs” but I’m curious

#tumblr polls #polls #random polls #america #murica #usa #pls vote 🥲

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my-name-is-not-kimmy · 2 years ago

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#whale weekly #moby dick #ghostbusters #late stage capitalism #'murica #smbc

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aropride · 2 years ago

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or multiple cops

#text #i mentioned this once and a couple people were like What the fuck do you mean school cop so .#is this a murica thing

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shiftythrifting · 3 months ago

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Special shout-out to this shirt that makes it look like the entire United States is flying in to destroy the Twin Towers.

#thrifting #shiftythrifting #submission #shirts #9/11 shit #murica #lol

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komsomolka · 2 months ago

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“I stand in solidarity with the people of Palestine and their struggle for liberation”.

Jewish American filmmaker Sarah Friedland speaks in solidarity with the Palestinian people on the 336th day of Israel’s genocide in Gaza, and 76th year of occupation as she accepts the Luigi de Laurentiis prize for best first film for Familiar Touch.

#palestine #glad to see ppl in audience supporting the statement #bet she would be booed in murica 🤢#sarah friedland

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4gifs · 1 year ago

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#fireworks #4th of July #murica #accident #explosion #gif

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mf-rockstar · 4 months ago

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NORMALIZE

SLUT SHAMING

ALEXANDER HAMILTON.

#bruv cheated on his wife and thought we would just move on?#i think the fuck not my good sir.#...ngl this is a joke #but its not at the same time.#...anyway #alexander hamilton #hamilton #AL-EX-AN-D-ER WE ARE MEANT TO BE #murica #🇺🇸

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msfcatlover · 6 months ago

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Fucking hell, tumblr, let me put a fucking readmore on this

FIVE TRIES TO PUT A READMORE ON THIS! WHAT THE FUCK?!

When your insurance decides you don’t need your meds when you run out. I thought we fixed this, only to stumble into a completely different loophole for them to deny me service.

Guess I’ll just sit here waiting for the pain to start. Joy…

#chronic illness #chronic pain #’murica #american healthcare #my life #mine #//#‘’You called in too early. We’ll refill it on the 8th and not one day sooner.’’#Fuck you #I need those #I’ve gone like 4 months without a severe episode #You can’t do this to me #IT’S NOT EVEN A CONTROLLED SUBSTANCE OR SOMETHING OTHER PEOPLE WOULD PAY MONEY FOR #WHAT IS THE /POINT/ OF THIS?!

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benthesoldiersjeanshorts · 10 months ago

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