#fuckin dc

[its-in-the-woods]

how about this

sell the rights

let someone with a brain take a stab

just one more reboot boys. one more crisis will fix it i promise please just ONE more reboot

[iaminjail]

soon his title as robin won't be that special, bc he'd have broken the world record for longest period without sleep

got the quotes from here

[roadstostray]

if you run, you'll run right back again

[dudethatsmyundeaduncle]

Had this Headcannon that when Multi-Lingual Dick and Jason get drunk they start singing Ballads in Spanish. Yeah some classical shit like Vicente Fernandez but also the most wild Selena you've ever heard.

[arguablysomaya]

what. is he doing.

[howtheworldcouldb]

If DC weren't cowards they'd let Jason move on to be a magic-crime-based detective instead of trapping him in the tragedy of his own death but NO I have to watch him beat people with a crowbar in THEE most middle school boy costume of all time

[ew-selfish-art]

Dp x Dc AU: Danny and Tim are twins- And Vlad is the first to figure this out in his attempts to get DavlCo a new investor.

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Tim was getting the creeps from this guy. It was as if the room got colder, the seconds got longer and the room's shadows moved to their own volition. He stared Tim down less like 'You punk kid' and more like 'You'll be mine' in a way that Tim didn't appreciate. At all.

The guy kept setting meetings up despite Tim's direct insistance that Wayne Enterprises would never touch DalvCo- not with a ten foot pole or for all the money in the world. Some how Tim's board of directors kept getting swindled by the guy and... therefore more meetings. More looks from this guy that made him want to crawl out of his skin.

Vlad asked him if he ever went by Timothy- Tim couldn't reply "that's not my name" fast enough. It apparently inspired the guy somehow. More meetings that Tim can't reject because of board members pop up.

It's been long determined that Jason doesn't get involved with Wayne Enterprises, but after the Uncle and a few other paid-actor solutions go up in flames- Tim decides to call up his older brother to act as a bodyguard and tell this guy to fuck off for the final time.

Jason apparently also gets the Heebee-jeebies from this asshole but his message is loud and clear to Vlad. There's a flash of green and then all of sudden it's just Tim and Jason in the room... Only Jason isn't acting like himself.

Putting it together- Tim reaches for his contingency F stash of Knock out gas and doses Jason. Vlad doesn't re-appear so Tim assumes that to mean that he'll be trapped in Jason's person until Jason wakes up.

Walking out of the meeting room with his bus of a brother over his shoulders- Tim quickly asks Tam to reach out to Vlad's Emergency contact. Surely there is someone in this man's company willing to explain what the fuck Vlad was trying to pull. Tim theoretically can keep Jason drugged asleep for a long time- surely that threat can get him somewhere.

The day drags on as Tim continues to keep Jason unconscious and eventually Tam lets him know that someone is here for Vlad. She says it with the addition of one of their codes- He mentally prepares himself for the worst and then... His doppleganger walks through the door? What the fuck?

Tim and Danny puzzle about one another for a little too long and Jason wakes up- Vlad pops out immediately. A shouting match between Danny and Vlad commences and...

"Man I knew our family had unresolved issues but seriously what the fuck has your clone dealing with?" Jason asks, as though he could watch this all day with pop corn.

"You made more clones?!" Danny screamed at Vlad who's only response is "Not this one! This one is actually polite!"

"Fuck you!" Tim and Danny reply in tandem.

[yennao]

Yk this actually started as a second pass at @ratblazer 's DTIYS but I got a little bit excited about light pens and ended up here. At least, I think that's what happened. I got the memory of a gnat, you know how it be

[jasonsthunderthighs]

Dick: Which one of you was goin to tell me tea tastes different if you put it in HOT water?

Bruce: You're puttin it in cold water?!

Damian: Grayson. Answer the question, Grayson!!

Dick: Yea, I thought for like five years that people just put it in hot water to speed up the ✨Teaification Process✨

Dick: Didn't realise there was an actual reason.

Tim: You don't have the patience to microwave water for three minutes?!

Jason: Why are you puttin it in the microwave to boil it???

Tim: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on a stove?!

Jason: It takes less than a minute!!

Tim: Jason, is your stove powered by the fuckin sun?!

Jason: HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO BOIL A CUP OF WATER ON THE STOVE?!

Tim: LIKE SEVEN MINUTES!

Jason: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat. And it boils in like two minutes. Less than that and you use a saucepan.

Tim: You're puttin the whole mug on the stove on medium heat?! YOUR STOVE IS ENCHANTED!!!

Duke: Every single person in this place is a fuckin lunatic.

Alfred: DO NONE OF YOU OWN A FUCKIN KETTLE?!

[fakakta-art]

Red Mite...I Love U...

[not-another-robin]

POV the boys got to choose the theme for family photos

[mqonlighting]

THE LONG OVERDUE BATFAM ON TWITTER COMEBACK!! now ft. more of crazy wayne stan twt

BTW! 100% based on this banger tiktok i found by @ddswrrld since i have been loving the gotham fyp trend

< check out the ao3 cough cough wink wink tear >

[dudethatsmyundeaduncle]

Realizing Dick Grayson is just some guy™ is the worst thing that ever happened to Tim drake.

[arguablysomaya]

the real dynamic duo

[redsray]

if tim and jason were allowed to be a villain duo I think the world would burn at their feet and I need a bucket of popcorn and a front row seat.

[peculiardiction]

OH GOD HI it’s been a while!

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