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superbat, but it’s clark meeting dick when he was first adopted and getting bitten, kicked, punched, and yelled at - asking bruce if he needed help from his parents to give this obviously troubled kid a little more love and support.

bruce refuses because he’s stubborn, insisting that dick DOES get love and support, just in an unconventional way. and clark relents, of course, but he’s pretty much convinced that this child is unfortunately going to turn out as troubled and brooding as bruce is.

when dick leaves to join the titans, clark comes over again and meets this perfect little angel child named jason that bruce has adopted, who is all about fun facts about history and good books. the incredibly quiet type that says good afternoon instead of hello when clark greets him.

bruce notices his surprise, and asks (out of pure spite) if clark is going to offer parenting help again. clark doesn’t say anything, thinking that maybe the second time is the charm and that he had to eat his words eventually! right?

cut to couple years later (he has not visited gotham in a while) — clark runs into a new vigilante named nightwing, who is absolute pure hilarity and big smiles and funny jokes. sweetest guy anyone would ever meet. cracks jokes with the goons he’s fighting. even they seem to agree that this guy is pretty great.

it’s not until this new vigilante calls batman in as his backup, like a lost child looking for his mother, that clark realizes that this is the same angry little child that bit into his arm all those years ago!

clark believes in bruce’s parenting now — right up until a big guy called red hood (isn’t this that crime lord that made the 4th page of gotham gazette?) shows up instead of bruce.

he looks like hell froze over. and that’s not even an exaggeration — he’s got a mean face, a mean voice, and looks like he could assassinate the president. the goons cower at the sight of him, practically shaking in their boots. and it looks like they’re listening to him? do they just know this guy?

but well, nightwing confidently strides up to him. fearlessly, even.

and confidently gives the 6 foot tall killing machine the Older Brother Hair Ruffle™. coos at him like he’s a cat that stepped in a puddle. introduces him to clark as his little brother. and clark quickly realizes that the literature-obsessed, good afternoon-saying second child has turned into this.

clark decides he does NOT believe in bruce’s parenting at all.

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so fucking stupid that meds literally work. "swallow this pebble it makes you think" hateful

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This is so stupid I’m so sorry

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the best fruits are hardest to open

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*scrolling tumblr* hmmm. i agree with the sentiment of this post, but the phrasing feels off to me. it doesn’t really have that Reblog factor, you know? *scrolls* oh good, a post that just says “i jerk off till my penis scrweam” . i better reblog this

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the issue with 2:15 is thats already 4 pm

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satosugu idols au except satoru is in a k-pop style group and suguru is in a k-rock style group (think: txt for gojo and day6 for geto).

they’re under the same company, they were both trainees at the same time, having met at a public audition and having kept in touch with each other afterwards to update one another on their progress.

they know each others’ dorms as if they debuted in the same group. suguru has writing and producing credits on about half of the tracks on satoru’s latest comeback album, and satoru’s done demo vocals for geto’s band a million times. and they’re not exactly private about each other — after all, for a band-style idol, geto does an awful lot of dance challenge collab videos with gojo every time they release a new song.

suddenly, they’re associated with each other in every piece of content they manage — of course suguru’s a guest in satoru’s solo workout day episode. and satoru spotted waving at one of of suguru’s sold-out stadium tours? that was a viral clip for weeks.

silence of the idols? satoru gets caught by the instructor. his penalty sleep item, funnily enough, is suguru. and his group is one of the most wildly clipped fails, for the sole reason that satoru abandons the choreography every single run to ask suguru what he thinks.

and EVERYONE in the company knows something is probably going on between those two. staff kindly suggests that they try going on lives with their co-members instead of each other (which doesn’t work).

pr managers work overtime drafting company statements in case one of satoru’s many fanatic comments about suguru becomes a little too telling. even their co-members have learned that the minute either one steps into the practice room, it’s an immediate take five.

everything turns on its head when satoru has suguru on his next live — a snack mukbang, allegedly. well, it would’ve been, until they opened a box of pocky, and satoru immediately insists on doing the pocky challenge. chat knows suguru’s notorious for hating physical touch in all of his variety shows with other members, with several clips and compilations of him shoving his members away during these types of challenges.

so everyone’s surprised when he doesn’t protest to the pocky challenge.

the aftermath? a well-timed photo of satoru and suguru mere centimeters away from each others’ face from just the right angle.

cue the uprising of dating rumors — fanwars are worse than ever, #STSGKISS trends at 1, a million new compilations (“satoru and suguru being a couple for 10 minutes gay”) spawn out of nowhere, and the pr managers are milliseconds from resignation.

eventually, they force the two to go live again to “prove they’re not dating”, thinking that one boring livestream would deter the shipping.

suguru reads a chat message calling them boyfriends, and laughs. out loud. satoru joins in. and then geto stops, and just shakes his head with a little “no” before moving on. gojo looks absolutely dejected. acts all off and mumbles for the entire rest of the livestream. so obviously glares at staff whenever they faintly tell him to smile.

the best worst part?

the shipping only doubles from here. twitter goes insane. the fans have united, at least, but for one specific cause — getting a hopeless fucking satoru to pull his best friend at long last.

the compilations? satoru is a gameless loser for 15 minutes straight. top 1 trending tag? #PLEASEHELPSATORUGOJO

the pr team? long gone.

(a/n: when i imagine idol!geto my first thought is 100% d-day tour yoongi with the guitar if he was in day6. idol!gojo is more like yeonjun from txt in the sense that he is probably his generation’s “it boy”. please understand 🙏🙏🙏)

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Love is...

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A grainy video emerges online of Bruce Wayne in the Wayne Enterprises gym, lifting a steel support beam off the ground with the ease of a forklift.

“CEO strength 💪💰” the caption reads. It gets 3.2M likes in a day.

The theories range from “he’s juicing” to “WayneTech developed exoskeletons” to “this is CGI.” The correct answer (decades of trauma, sleepless nights, and lifting 180lb vigilante sons out of danger on the regular) is not considered.

Meanwhile, Bruce reads the article Clark writes about it for The Planet, titled “The Weight of It All,” and mutters, “You think you’re clever.”

Clark kisses his cheek and says, “You’re the strongest man I know.”

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watching the falcon and the winter soldier is great because I don’t even have to try and see it in a gay way. they’re rolling the through a grassy field on top of eachother and literally getting couples therapy with their legs slotted together.

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netflix daredevil is great. they really said matt is so intimately familiar with foggy that he can hear the exact way his breathing patterns change before he says something. and then they just moved on

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the more i read daredevil comics the more i realize how fucking stupid it would be if foggy was REALLY dead and gone in daredevil: born again. all of the daredevil comics ive read have just solidified the fact that matt can't really be all he is without foggy, and vice versa

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Being obsessed with platonic relationships and found family dynamics means crying over stuff like Foggy's uncle calling Matt "Matty" and joking with him and Foggy's family most likely printing his prayer card in braille for Matt

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hi my king ❤️ have the most day ever❤️

the glorious zia 🤝 have the dayest day ever

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I am not the biggest fan of Gojo Satoru but I have to admit that he’s a well written character. I also think his characterisation is pretty obvious, but people still decide to look over that.

he’s always that “immature teacher, who’s super arrogant or has a literal god complex” just because he’s aware that he’s the strongest. yet his own fans never see how his powers comes with a price. I know damn right, deep inside everything is eating him up — the guilt is eating him up. he fails to do so many things. save his best friend or hinder the elders from doing what they’re doing (which leads to a corrupted system kinda ?)

he’s weak actually. weak towards to it all. but isn’t he supposed to be the strongest?

coming back to my point :

“he’s so childish despite being 27. gojo should act his age.”

this is literally the most OBVIOUS point in his character. his youth literally got stolen in front of his eyes by the gojo clan, by the people he got surrounded by. he was always seen as the holy child, one in a billion, the first gem ever. he had no childhood. (this is a speculation now) but he probably was just training the whole time when he was a child. no friends, no family, just he alone. and that’s just — his childhood and youth got stolen. so that’s the reason why he’s doing everything he wants. but of course he also knows when to stay serious.

he’s aware when to act childish to lighten the mood or when to be serious if someone, he holds dear, gets hurt.

uh yes this was my ramble about gojo satoru! you are free to share what’s on your mind though. like what your opinion about him is. I’d love to hear more about his character, about how you see him — we may share not the same opinion so ?

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karen being in san fransisco or wherever for the entire first season of DDBA was an awful choice but i do LOVE thinking about someone at her crappy newspaper job saying "omg that crazy guy in NYC the punisher just killed 18 gang members" and "apparently Daredevil is back in NYC and he just saved a girl" and her being like "those freaking idiots..." and then forgetting she's supposed to pretend she doesn't know them when someone asks her if she ever encounter them