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vintage-tigre · 7 months ago
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mutualcombat · 1 month ago
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*bites ur scruff*
[full on twitter]
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miawritessometimes · 1 year ago
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whatever chucklefuck decided to gatekeep a whole bunch of content to only the Chinese version of pvz2 needs to be hung upside down after their neck is slit in front of a crowd so the blood runs down their face and goes into their eyes as the crowd applauds
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bedforddanes75 · 4 months ago
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im not american but some of you guys are just fucking stupid ong what do you MEAN youre not gna vote because you disagree with like one part of what youre voting for. like okay me when im fucking thick
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krysmcscience · 5 months ago
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Narilambs your goat
Get adopted, idiot
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tojisun · 4 months ago
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johnny breaking in your pussy to prepare it for a bigger cock (simon’s) :(
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moominsuki · 2 years ago
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telling katsuki you’ve never had a g-spot orgasm before and suddenly you’re back is pressed to his chest as you’re both sat in front of your bedroom mirror and he’s stroking the inside of you walls, making it his mission to make you cream all over his fingers
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bruciemilf · 1 year ago
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Kinda really want an AU where Krypton survived and Clark still came to Earth, and the Justice League is established.
Naturally, everyone wants a smiling, helpful, God Made Man on their team. But it's safe to say Batman isn't everyone. Not when he knows sunshine both burns and heals.
Regardless, he can't deny Clark is a huge help (literally. The guy always has to slightly bend down when talking to him, and that beard frames a starshine smile too well, and why is he smiling around Bruce for? No one's happy around Batman)
"Thank you for your help. But we're not looking to expand the team at this time, --"
Surprise is clear and concise on those baby blue eyes. It makes Bruce bite the inside of his cheek. " Team? Oh no no, I'm trying to court you! Do they not have mating rituals on earth?"
Bruce does the mature thing and vanishes with a smoke bomb. Only slighting tripping over his cape.
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somerandomdudelmao · 1 year ago
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@tapakah0
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This little bunny means the world to me
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ratatatastic · 10 days ago
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maffhew who refuses to say runebergin torttu because he knows hes gonna butcher it so bad he might be kicked out of the country the second he tries and staunchly avoids that by going "the one dessert that barky is going to have to explain 😃"
sasha who gets faced with the most generic description of everything hes ever eaten in his life so far because of maffhew and going "???... oh you mean runebergin torttu!"
"he did good he liked the food and he likes the finland so far so its good" sasha says with so much pride now that all the anxiety has left his system that his husband teammate is enjoying his country and doesnt hate it
media availability | 10.29.24 (x)(x)
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the smile of a man who knowlingly doomed his husband and said husband using all his brain power to context clues his way to whatever the fuck he just got asked that his brain is running hotter than a mid 2012 macbook air thats somehow still alive in the year of the lord 2024 but girl does she chug along shes louder than a fighter jet
#matthew tkachuk#aleksander barkov#florida panthers#2425#the famous vanha kauppahalli date™#we know how bad he is at pronouncing words not in english he does not want to fuck up his husbands language in front of him#(the nhl stars try to speak german video has entered the chat)#different attitudes here lmao#“he did good” mate he was... eating food... what... what is there to praise here..?#i shivered sweet mary and joseph sasha this is how you praise maffhew? yeah id be an annoying little shit about it too#whatever they have. unexplainable. i wont even bother#im glad to see pie and cake are still very confusing for esol#somehow ive had the conversation with several different people in my lifetime and realised even i dont know what the fuck it is#in the sense that when i translate pastries into english for my american friends i just pause and go#wait... i think this is a pie... but its called a tart in spanish but its also kind of a cake? and- [windows reboot sound]#ive had to do this with pastafrola and im like please just eat it dont make me explain im gonna cry if i do#I DONT KNOW WHAT IT IS IN AN ENGLISH CONTEXT BECAUSE IT DOESNT EXIST IN AN ENGLISH CONTEXT TO ME JUST EAT IT#“so whats the difference between a torta and a tarta and isnt a tarta kinda like a pie-” “stop asking questions you dont want answers to”#you have no idea how upset i get trying to explain#im glad sasha at least protrays a little of that frustration by going “i dont know english word” girl SAME
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beanghostprincess · 6 months ago
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Demiaroace Luffy is my favorite thing because one day he's not giving a single fuck about sex and the other he wants to do all sorts of viscerally, grotesque, disgusting sexual atrocities with Zoro because he looked "really pretty after slicing someone in half" and he doesn't know where the hell those feelings came from but he needs Zoro right the fuck now. But also Zoro smiles and the sun shines just perfectly on him and it makes his heart act silly and now he's blushing and covering his face with the straw hat and he would rather jump overboard to the sea than experience that again because what the fuck Nami fix this please-
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lebada · 5 months ago
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not to be on my dnp bullshit again but im just thinking of how the obvious conclusion everyone's drawn is that they're still together but some ppl say it'd be very funny if they like fully lived in a house together as exes... i think we're all ignoring the funniest option yet which is that dan and phil are experiencing the world's longest situationship
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romanticatheartt · 2 months ago
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So unhinged and horny😭💀
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Feyre:
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feyres-divorce-lawyer · 9 months ago
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HOFAS SPOILERS! LOOK AWAY PLS
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i can feel my fucking blood pressure rising from this. for context, rhys is mad at nesta cuz she took the trove and bryce was able to use it and leave her parents in the how i think? anyways, sarah what the fuck is this. what was the point of acosf’s ending with that nauseating “he’s my brother” bullshit. WHAT WAS THE POINT IF HE’S STILL GONNA TREAT HER HORRIBLY😐 and like further proving that the flying rat doesn’t still does not respect his wife. he did bring nesta back to lecture her behind feyre’s back, because he’s an incompetent dick that needs an ego boost every five fucking seconds. and god it’s so fucking heartbreaking how nonchalant nesta is about her treatment like. she doesn’t think they would kill her. that means despite being cassian’s mate or feyre’s sister, even though she may know they don’t like her as a person, she’s not 100% sure that her connection to them would still keep her safe from rhysand. and how fucking often has he blown up at her that she diverts to gallow’s humor when someone else who is completely unaware of the dynamics, brings up how shitty she is being treated.
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and like this part. CASSIAN YOU’RE FUCKING USELESS. DIE!
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bugwolfsstuff · 2 months ago
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chat help I am plagued by the unfathomable rage I feel when I am reminded that some people think Odysseus wasnt faithful to Penelope
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backpackingspace · 4 months ago
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Consider young odysseus and Penelope courting by going on adventures together (committing crimes)
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