#oi oi oi

[arestoucries]

my future husband

[ritavonbees]

good news!

why is this so fucking comical

yeeeah you just fucken .... you stress out the toad and then give it a rinse, voilah

[xayspancakeee]

mhmm, a real danger to society.

(≖_≖ ) if dangerous, why so soft?

[vintage-tigre]

[mmakom0]

[1-tomato-1]

[fishlegsnoname]

Just In Case

I have this head cannon that Snotlout makes sure his friends are safe and ok in different ways, like…

When Stoick is mad at the riders, stepping in front of Hiccup to block him from Stoicks view because what if he’s just a bit more like Spitelout than he lets on.

Saying the food in the great hall is “so gross” and passing his plate over to Astrid, who’s been training too hard again and sometimes forgets to eat enough.

Making sure Fishlegs knows he’s appreciated by saying stuff like “Why do you even read, you already know everything!”

Walking Ruff and Tuff to the door when it’s curfew, just because they’re lonely in the house with a mother, quieter than she was before her husband was taken by dragons

Checking Gustav for bruises by patting him on the back, because what kind of parents sell their kid and don’t notice when they go missing? The kind he grew up with and he would do anything to help Gustav if he was in the same situation

Looking after his friends in ways so small they don’t even notice. Just in case.

[sussybaaaka]

hold on king candy…𝒻𝓇ℯ𝒶𝓀𝓎 𝒷𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝒾𝓈 𝒸𝒶𝓁𝓁𝒾𝓃𝑔

[ozzgin]

Ozz why are you nakey and in heels? I respect it (especially anyone that can walk in heels) but just, why?

I’m not naked, it’s my harem bodysuit and one of my earliest depictions. The heels are fused to my feet. Get with the blog lore, rookie. 😤

I’d make a little handbook, but there’s too much madness happening to keep up with it.

Boy I eat bombs like yours for breakfast. Come over for a little chat.

[toothbrushfingers]

he’s a dipshit i love him more than anything

[froskii]

i lowkey ship them too 🙈🙈🤪🤪

happy june 19

[theresa-thegalwhocriedrizz]

sigma miniongate byler art💞💞😈😊

[ritavonbees]

omelas but the machine that transmutes the child's suffering into everyone else's utopia is fake actually. there is no relationship between the child in the torture room and the smooth functioning of omelan society, but everyone believes there is because politicians and economists have always said so. everyone congratulates themselves for being serious utilitarian adults who have to make compromises and trade offs. of course omelas is the greatest place to live, look what we've done to achieve it. do you think we'd torture a child if we didn't have to? we make hard choices here. that's how we know they're the right choices, because they're hard. nobody would believe in a utopia without a downside. oh, you have some ideas about the governance of omelas? are you prepared to stain your hands by helping us put the child in the room? no? why should we take you seriously, then? you're obviously a naive idealist who isn't prepared to make hard choices.

anyway here in Australia we are still having an agonisingly protracted argument about whether ten years old is the appropriate age of criminal responsibility above which kids can be put in jail so this is not actually a hypothetical

[babylambdietcoke]

“oi!” In katsuki fics make me cry

[polite-mayonaise]

art block is killing my ass