#miniongate

[moldymicrowavedsoup]

Me when mike and will turn into minions and run off into the sunset together in the season 5 finale

[lit3rally-m1ke-whlr]

ah yes, the duality of mankind. Over here we got the most gorgeous, the most delicious fanart you’ll ever see and the 1000-IQ analysis posts by the most big-brained theorists worthy of being hired by the FBI, then on the other side we got miniongate, bychance and people losing their minds over low quality bts of will and mike in the same vicinity as each other. I love byler tumblr

[theresa-thegalwhocriedrizz]

new byler gate alert!!!!!

(miniongate master post)

tw: i’ve got super bad grammar pls ignore it

may i introduce to u..! MINIONGATE!!!!!! the theory that ive just invented that mike wheeler and will byers are actually the henchmen of the so loved gru from the despicable me franchise!!! why do i think this? well, well, well, let me tell u!

first of all, their colors.

wowza!!! blue and yellow!!!! also for the fake minions fans, in minions the rise of gru our beloved kevin, bob and stuart fly to california (the west). blue and yellow meted in the west! whoopie!!!!!!!!!!

ok ok sooo second, minions r actually supa gay🤓gear me out!!!! there’s actually so many scenes where there are minions kissing or showing affection to each other (it’s very heart warming tbh) ei:

awwww🥺

anywho. third! so there’s this:

the minions r only stupid boys!!! mike and will believe it or not r boys also they’re stupid. visual aide⬇️⬇️⬇️

so, we’ve gone over why i think mike and will are minions. ‘now how does this relate to them smooching in the next season???’ u might be asking. well, i’m glad u asked!

alright, picture this. it’s the finale, right? everyone’s fighting whatever big bad there is, and will is being vecnaed (vecnaned? vecnaeded? vecneed???) or something. mike is by his side trying to break him out of the trance yk. vecna’s giving will all them horrible sad memories and wills like, “wa wah😭😭ily mike😭waaa i’m gay😢”. but then!!!! vecna shows will a memory that he doesn’t memeber, and will’s all confused. the memory is a minion with a bowlcut looking at a cute minion, and vecna does his scary voice over and he’s like, “mwaha😈😈😈hey bowlcut, do u ember this? heh”. and will’s like “who the flip re these minions???” vecna countinues his spooky voiceover “hah lmao stupid gay boy can’t even rember anything🤣ugh dumbo, this is when u lived with gru and michealminion😈” and then will stared remebeiing EVERYTHING!!! he membered when he was a minion and he kissed mikeminion🫢and when he helped steal the moon and doctor nefario died💔and all his other minion memories. AND THEN HE STARTED SHIMMERING😯😯😯and mike was like “erm what the sigma” so will did one of those magical girl transformations

this except it’s will byers turning into a minion. so now will is a minion, and mike is like “will why ru a minion🧐” and will catches him up on all the minion lore! and mike transforms into a minion as well. and theyre like woohoo we’re minions now, then they rember that vecans still being spooky. so they go in upside down using their minion powers. so they show up and r like “haha vecna henry 1 ur sooo ugly and stinky we dont like u😡” then mike and will use their epic gay minion powers and vecna dies🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🥳🥳🥳🥳🤩🤩🥳🥳🤩yippee! and now vecna is dead for ever! so u know what that means😏then byler gyat freaky🙁but not supa freaky they just kissed bcuz theyre 14-15 and some ppl needa get a grip🤗🤗also chappell roan started playing🫢and everything thing was right in the world cuz byler is canon!!!!!

anyways!!! thanks for reading!!!!!! let me know any of ur thoughts, theories, opinions on miniongate!!!! peace out

(⬆️art by @cmnzoq )

[bylerlives]

all this talk about miniongate has me thinking that gru obviously ships byler

why else would the minions be yellow and wear blue overalls

[somesaintiam]

miniongate is so close to becoming canon guys

[mysinkingsun]

mmmmmm miniongate... yesssss.....

big boss @theresa-thegalwhocriedrizz

[ant249]

miniongate is real guys

[skibidi-mikol-weezer]

I like kissing boys

[udkmehahaha]

What gate theory do you think is most likely to happen in st5??

lettergate i am 100% sure is happening, nothing anyone can say will convince me its not. churchgate i also am pretty convinced will happen, but maybe not exactly the same though. birthdaygate i think also makes sense but my doubts of it happening overthrow my belief of it happening. flickergate i dont think will happen at all, i like the theory, but i dont think it will happen.

honorable mention: miniongate my beloved 🌝

thank you for the ask! keep sending more

[sigmarizzwillbyers]

Introduction

Hey, guys!!!💛💛💛💛🥨

My name is will i am fron Hawkins tuah Indiana💛i live her with my best FRIEND Mike! i enjoy playing dungeons and dragons with all my friends! i also enjoy Kissing Boys!🎉i like to make art as well🍀i love ao3💛i love banana

thats all for now, Friends!

(run by @theresa-thegalwhocriedrizz)

[sillylittlerock]

my sisters corn nuts packet had a minion on it and i confidently said "miniongate"

[human-being-on-earth]

Miniongate

That's all.

[theresa-thegalwhocriedrizz]

guys.. tgis st5 leak is actually insane😱

wowzers!

[rainebasillovesbyler]

MINION GATE REFERENCE

[creativebayte]

[skibidi-mikol-weezer]

I wonder why El broke up with me?

el’s letter to mike saying “i hope my spelling was better this time” did mr “im a writer” mike wheeler correct el’s spelling mistakes in her previous letters?? did he send that shit back all marked up in red pen with a ‘C-’ on it???