#miniongate

[theresa-thegalwhocriedrizz]

guys.. tgis st5 leak is actually insane😱

wowzers!

[bylerlives]

all this talk about miniongate has me thinking that gru obviously ships byler

why else would the minions be yellow and wear blue overalls

[mysinkingsun]

mmmmmm miniongate... yesssss.....

big boss @theresa-thegalwhocriedrizz

[sillylittlerock]

my sisters corn nuts packet had a minion on it and i confidently said "miniongate"

[falldogbombsthemoon]

Woah Chappell

Is this a Michael Wheeler reference?!?

[will80sbyers]

what’s ur opinion on miniongate? (the theory that mike and will are actually minions and that they will kill vecna with their gay minion powers)

I can see it

[cloudycleric]

opinions on #miniongate

it’s true

i was going to look for a mike wheeler reaction pic but i’m at a college for one of my classes & someone sat down next to me & i think it would be embarrassing to look up “mike wheeler funny” on pinterest

[kidovna]

would u ever make art of miniongate?😏

i would if the stranger things writers were creative enough to make this canon

[cosmorom]

wdym there's something called "miniongate" now

[hearteyes-wheeler]

WHAT THE FUCK IS MINIONGATE?????

[theresa-thegalwhocriedrizz]

new byler gate alert!!!!!

(miniongate master post)

tw: i’ve got super bad grammar pls ignore it

may i introduce to u..! MINIONGATE!!!!!! the theory that ive just invented that mike wheeler and will byers are actually the henchmen of the so loved gru from the despicable me franchise!!! why do i think this? well, well, well, let me tell u!

first of all, their colors.

wowza!!! blue and yellow!!!! also for the fake minions fans, in minions the rise of gru our beloved kevin, bob and stuart fly to california (the west). blue and yellow meted in the west! whoopie!!!!!!!!!!

ok ok sooo second, minions r actually supa gay🤓gear me out!!!! there’s actually so many scenes where there are minions kissing or showing affection to each other (it’s very heart warming tbh) ei:

awwww🥺

anywho. third! so there’s this:

the minions r only stupid boys!!! mike and will believe it or not r boys also they’re stupid. visual aide⬇️⬇️⬇️

so, we’ve gone over why i think mike and will are minions. ‘now how does this relate to them smooching in the next season???’ u might be asking. well, i’m glad u asked!

alright, picture this. it’s the finale, right? everyone’s fighting whatever big bad there is, and will is being vecnaed (vecnaned? vecnaeded? vecneed???) or something. mike is by his side trying to break him out of the trance yk. vecna’s giving will all them horrible sad memories and wills like, “wa wah😭😭ily mike😭waaa i’m gay😢”. but then!!!! vecna shows will a memory that he doesn’t memeber, and will’s all confused. the memory is a minion with a bowlcut looking at a cute minion, and vecna does his scary voice over and he’s like, “mwaha😈😈😈hey bowlcut, do u ember this? heh”. and will’s like “who the flip re these minions???” vecna countinues his spooky voiceover “hah lmao stupid gay boy can’t even rember anything🤣ugh dumbo, this is when u lived with gru and michealminion😈” and then will stared remebeiing EVERYTHING!!! he membered when he was a minion and he kissed mikeminion🫢and when he helped steal the moon and doctor nefario died💔and all his other minion memories. AND THEN HE STARTED SHIMMERING😯😯😯and mike was like “erm what the sigma” so will did one of those magical girl transformations

this except it’s will byers turning into a minion. so now will is a minion, and mike is like “will why ru a minion🧐” and will catches him up on all the minion lore! and mike transforms into a minion as well. and theyre like woohoo we’re minions now, then they rember that vecans still being spooky. so they go in upside down using their minion powers. so they show up and r like “haha vecna henry 1 ur sooo ugly and stinky we dont like u😡” then mike and will use their epic gay minion powers and vecna dies🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🥳🥳🥳🥳🤩🤩🥳🥳🤩yippee! and now vecna is dead for ever! so u know what that means😏then byler gyat freaky🙁but not supa freaky they just kissed bcuz theyre 14-15 and some ppl needa get a grip🤗🤗also chappell roan started playing🫢and everything thing was right in the world cuz byler is canon!!!!!

anyways!!! thanks for reading!!!!!! let me know any of ur thoughts, theories, opinions on miniongate!!!! peace out

(⬆️art by @cmnzoq )

[thai-09]

opinion on miniongate? (the theory that mike and will are actually minions and that they’ll kill vecna with their gay minion powers)

It makes sense, they would kill vecna with their gay minion powers with all 4 one - i swear - cover as soundtrack

[retrovhsguy]

hey there😈would u consider ever doing any miniongate art? ur art is sooo cool❤️stay skibidi king🤗💞

Ofc 😈😈🙏🏻 miniongate supremacy ↕️↕️ (also, tysmm! I'll stay very skibidi fanum tax my sigma 🫡)

[kikodora]

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[hisoknen]

HAPPY NEW YEAR TOPH ! ! ! ! :gojomind: :miniongou:

HAPPY NEW YEARS CASSIE!! :SCREAMS: those are the best emotes to ever grace the earth,, van goghs if you will hehe im kissing you and your pfp with my whole tongue slurp